My NFL Mock Draft

[journeyscarab]

Tell me what you think
1.Detroit Lions: Eugene Moore:OT UVA
2.St. Louis Rams: Andre Smith:OT ALA
3.Kansas City Chiefs:Aaron Curry:LB WF
4.Seattle Seahawks: Matthew Stafford:QB UGA
5.Cleveland Browns: Malcolm Jenkins:CB OSU
6.Cincinnati Bengals: Michael Crabtree: WR TTU
7.Oakland Raiders: Brian Orakpo: DE UT
8.Jacksonville Jaguars: Michael Oher: OT Miss
9.Green Bay Packers: B.J. Raji: DE BC
10.San Francisco 49ers: Mark Sanchez: QB USC
11.Buffalo Bills: Knowshon Moreno: RB UGA
12.Denver Broncos: Rey Maualuga: LB USC
13.Washington Redskins: Aaron Maybin: DE PSU
14.New Orleans Saints: Brian Cushing: LB USC
15.Houston Texans: Everette Brown: DE FSU
16.San Diego Chargers: Jason Smith: OT BAY
17.NY Jets: Josh Freeman: QB KSU
18.Chicago Bears: Darius Heyward-Bey: WR MD
19.Tampa Bay Bucs: Percy Harvin: WR UF
20.Detroit Lions: William Beatty: OT UCONN
21.Philadelphia Eagles: Eben Britton: OT AZ
22.Minnesota Vikings: Vontae Davis: CB ILL
23.New England Patriots: James Laurenitis: LB OSU
24.Atlanta Falcons: William Moore: S MU
25.Miami Dolphins: Clint Sintim: LB UVA
26.Baltimore Ravens: Duke Robinson: OG OU
27.Indianapolis Colts: Perria Jerry: DT Miss
28.Philadelphia Eagles: Brandon Pettigrew: TE OKS
29.NY Giants: Hakeem Nicks: WR UNC
30.Tennessee Titans: Michael Johnson: DE UGS
31.Arizona Cardinals: Chris " Beanie" Wells: RB OSU
32.Pittsburgh Steelers: Alex Mack: C Cal

Chiefs Mock
1. Aaron Curry LB
2. LeSean McCoy RB
3. Fili Moala DE
4. Sherrod Martin CB
5. Michael Bennett DE
6. Pat White QB
7. Jarrett Dillard WR

[kstater]

ROFL

Andre Smith will be lucky to be taken in the top 20 now.

[KcKing]

Yer gonna get flamed by the Staff'ites....

[NickAthanFan]

JFC Kill yourself

[kstater]

Pat White?

[blueballs]

Your tombstone
order is processing

[missinDThomas]

i dont think white will be available in the 6th

[RealSNR]

I hate bashing people who make mock drafts because they put time into them and they're great ways to discuss the draft.

But FUCK, did you do ANY of your homework with this? Stafford not going in the top 3???

[kstater]

I think you might have a chance to have the first pick right.

[DaKCMan AP]

Fail.

[DeezNutz]

Do you have White as a WR or RB?

Or is it because Pioli is consistently money in the 6th?

[ChiefsCountry]

Thats a real bad draft all over and that isnt even including the Chiefs pick.

[NickAthanFan]

bunch of douchebags, everyone knows Pat White in the 6th drafted by Pioli means he's the next Tom Brady. Pioli drafts franchise QB's for breakfast.

[journeyscarab]

if experts say detroit may skip out on a qb dont be surprised
this is what happened in the 2007 draft with russell and quinn....just wait

[Deberg_1990]

The Chiefs pass on Stafford?? ROFL

[Reaper16]

Where's Maclin? How is Andre Smith still going #2 with a mountain of character issues all of a sudden combined with the rapid ascent of Jason Smith?

[DeezNutz]

Where's Maclin?

Nice.

Obviously, he fell to the Chefs in round 2.

[ChiefsCountry]

William Moore in the 1st is laughable as well.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

I will bet both my chiefs testicles that if Stafford there, we will not pass on him

[blueballs]

Isn't Stafford
Clark's neighbor

[ChiefsCountry]

Isn't Stafford
Clark's neighbor

Or Norma's, he lives somewhere in that part of Dallas by SMU.

[blueballs]

dueling avatars

[KcKing]

Alex Mack will be the 2nd or even 3rd Center taken... You can insert Mr. Max in there if you feel Pitt is going to take a Center...

[Reaper16]

I will bet both my chiefs testicles that if Stafford there, we will not pass on him
oh, snap! Shocker vs Shocker!

[ChiefsCountry]

oh, snap! Shocker vs Shocker!

That is like a 1/8 of brain between both of them. :D Go Bears!

[RealSNR]

That was confusing. At first I thought journeyscarab was a schizophrenic and just too lazy to start multiple accounts or something like that

[DaKCMan AP]

if experts say detroit may skip out on a qb dont be surprised
this is what happened in the 2007 draft with russell and quinn....just wait

Your entire mock is retarded, but some of the more baffling parts:

- Knowshon Moreno to Buffalo
- Aaron Maybin #13 overall LMAO
- Everette Brown to Houston
- Josh Freeman #17 overall ROFL
- Heyward-Bey ahead of Maclin and Harvin
- William Moore #24 overall LMAO
- Duke Robinson #26 ovverall ROFL
- Brandon Pettigrew #28 overall

[Mr. Arrowhead]

That is like a 1/8 of brain between both of them. :D Go Bears!
Enjoying Last place?

[ChiefsCountry]

Enjoying Last place!

Actually this year is alot more enjoyable that the last few. We will be back.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Actually this year is alot more enjoyable that the last few. We will be back.
Yea i know, just giving you grief, the valley will be back in a few years, there is a shit of good young talent, like Murry, Weems, and Dillard.

[beach tribe]

You do know about A. Smith right?

[ChiefsCountry]

Yea i know, just giving you grief, the valley will be back in a few years, there is a shit of good young talent, like Murry, Weems, and Dillard.

Valley is real young, even we are down we are still better than the rest of the so called mid-majors. We put an ass whooping on Bracketbusters.

[Pioli Zombie]

Such nice people on this board

Holy crap! The poor guy got torched.
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[kstater]

Such nice people on this board

Holy crap! The poor guy got torched.
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Deservdley so.
And not 1 mention of Sanchez.

[smittysbar]

I needed some humor tonight, this seemed to do the trick

[ChiefsCountry]

For some reason I am thinking this Zombie dude is Laz.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

LAWL.

250 lb Aaron Maybin, with one year of college exp. and no pass moves, who just ran a 4.9+ 40 goes 13...

Knowshown doesn't go anywhere near 11

Pile Jumper just ran a 4.8. No chance in hell he goes in the first round.

[smittysbar]

For some reason I am thinking this Zombie dude is Laz.

I think it's a regular poster on here, posting from his cell, so he doesn't have to log in back and forth.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

The only thing I see that I think is really impossible, is Smith going #2.

[Mecca]

Jesus...

Maybins funny he went and put on all this weight and lost all of his speed.

[DeezNutz]

The only thing I see that I think is really impossible, is Smith going #2.

ROFL

:shake:

Are you fucking kidding me? You did this for effect, right?

[SenselessChiefsFan]

I will bet both my chiefs testicles that if Stafford there, we will not pass on him

I wouldn't make that bet. I don't think we know this staff well enough to be testicles on anything.

[Pioli Zombie]

I would like to see all your mock drafts. You spew a lot of shit but let's see you put it on the line and open yourself up to ridicule.
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[Mecca]

At this point Sean Smith has a better chance going 2nd than Andre Smith does,.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

ROFL

:shake:

Are you ****ing kidding me? You did this for effect, right?

Just looking at each pick individually. The only one I think is impossible is Andre Smith.

Now, that isn't to say that I think both Sanchez and Maclin won't get drafted in the first round, but as I look through the picks, the only one that struck me as NFW, was Smith.

[Mecca]

You can't have respect for a mock that doesn't have a player listed that is assuredly going top 15.

[Pioli Zombie]

You can't have respect for a mock that doesn't have a player listed that is assuredly going top 15.

Have you posted your mock draft yet?
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[DeezNutz]

Just looking at each pick individually. The only one I think is impossible is Andre Smith.

Now, that isn't to say that I think both Sanchez and Maclin won't get drafted in the first round, but as I look through the picks, the only one that struck me as NFW, was Smith.

It was more the timing than anything.

All the posts were coming in, quickly stating that this was a fucked up mock, and then, out of nowhere, your more positive assessment was funny.

But the Maclin absence, among other goofs, is a NFW.

[Pioli Zombie]

if experts say detroit may skip out on a qb dont be surprised
this is what happened in the 2007 draft with russell and quinn....just wait

Good for you for putting this together despite taking all the grief for it you knew you'd get. At least YOU had the nuts to put it out there.
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[DaKCMan AP]

Good for you for putting this together despite taking all the grief for it you knew you'd get. At least YOU had the nuts to put it out there.
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Your douche schtick is old and your dupe-account reeks pathetic.

[Mecca]

Your douche schtick is old and your dupe-account reeks pathetic.

Who do you think it is? Laz?

He was having a shit fit not long before this guy showed up.

[ChiefsCountry]

Who do you think it is? Laz?

He was having a shit fit not long before this guy showed up.

It seems alot like him. Crying about name calling, following you around, and bashing USC.

[RealSNR]

Have you posted your mock draft yet?
Posted via Mobile DeviceNo. I don't claim to know anything about the draft, because I just don't care enough about who other teams will draft, only if their decisions affect the Chiefs.

I DO know enough that what this guy posted was the DUMBEST pile of shit mock I have EVER read.

[Pioli Zombie]

Just as I suspected. The "experts" slam the guy unmercifully who has the balls to put his mock draft out there and you guys won't do it yourself. What losers revealed.
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[DaKCMan AP]

Just as I suspected. The "experts" slam the guy unmercifully who has the balls to put his mock draft out there and you guys won't do it yourself. What losers revealed.
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Speaking of losers, why don't you reveal yourself. Pathetic.

[Mecca]

So someone who takes 10 minutes to do a mock full of retardation shouldn't be slammed because he somehow has "balls"?

[RJ]

It's a mock draft and it's on the internet. I'm taking it to the bank.

See ya, losers.

[Pioli Zombie]

So someone who takes 10 minutes to do a mock full of retardation shouldn't be slammed because he somehow has "balls"?

There's Mecca. Stand up guy

Retard this retard that

But your above putting one together yourself. And don't give us the "its early " crap.

You are "one of the draft people". Its "your thing"

Folks all over the country are doing it knowing it will change

Are you that much of a fake and a fraud?

How sad.
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[Pioli Zombie]

Speaking of losers, why don't you reveal yourself. Pathetic.

Reveal what pray tell?
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[DaKCMan AP]

Are you that much of a fake and a fraud?

How sad.
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Funny - hiding behind a dupe yet calling someone else a fake and fraud.

How sad.

[ChiefsCountry]

Its Laz, I'm fairly certain.

[Pioli Zombie]

Funny - hiding behind a dupe yet calling someone else a fake and fraud.

How sad.

What dupe, you moron?

Where's YOUR mock draft fraud?
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[Pioli Zombie]

Now they will deflect the fact they have no clue how to put a mock draft together by starting a new strategy: the pioli zombie must be somebody else tactic

What's next. I'm a socialist?

Losers
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[Ultra Peanut]

"Amazing, amazing." - Wolf Blitzer

[Pioli Zombie]

The silence is deafening as they scurry to try to put together mock drafts

This is great.
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[Tribal Warfare]

You + Fire X AIDS= Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crush]

Its Laz, I'm fairly certain.


Whoever it is needs a temp ban, because this schtick is even more annoying than Midnight Vulture ever was. I didn't think that was possible.

[Pioli Zombie]

You + Fire X AIDS= Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More football knowledged revealed. How is your mock draft coming?

Its like swatting flies
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[ChiefsCountry]

More football knowledged revealed. How is your mock draft coming?

Its like swatting flies
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Hey Laz I will give you one after the combine.

[Pioli Zombie]

Whoever it is needs a temp ban, because this schtick is even more annoying than Midnight Vulture ever was. I didn't think that was possible.

Here comes another strategy.

Ban him!

Why? Um. Um
Cuz.....

Where's your mock draft genius?
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['Hamas' Jenkins]

The silence is deafening as they scurry to try to put together mock drafts

This is great.
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What a pathetic fuck you have to be to post this much from a fucking cell phone.

[Pioli Zombie]

Well its been fun tonight guys

Really I mean it. You got revealed and owned in one thread.

Hopefully by tomorrow you will have written your apologies to the creator of this thread who is at least capable of putting a mock together
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[Pioli Zombie]

What a pathetic fuck you have to be to post this much from a fucking cell phone.

Another words you don't have a mock draft ready either,huh?

Big surprise.

Good night all

Need to rest up for tomorrow
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[ChiefsCountry]

Need to rest up for tomorrow
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Your cell phone die Laz.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Another words you don't have a mock draft ready either,huh?

Big surprise.

Good night all

Need to rest up for tomorrow
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You want some picks?

I got picks for you, motherfucker.

Here are my first three picks:

1. Pick axe, in your sinus cavity
2. Ice pick, in your eye
3 Water pik, filled with muriatic acid, up your pisshole.

[beavis]

I think we take Chase DanielS in the third.

[CrazyPhuD]

Is that you Eric?

[RealSNR]

Another words you don't have a mock draft ready either,huh?

Big surprise.

Good night all

Need to rest up for tomorrow
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[chiefsfan4life1978]

You want some picks?

I got picks for you, mother****er.

Here are my first three picks:

1. Pick axe, in your sinus cavity
2. Ice pick, in your eye
3 Water pik, filled with muriatic acid, up your pisshole.

Holy s__t! This is getting nasty in here!:grr:

[aturnis]

Chiefs Mock
1. Aaron Curry LB
2. LeSean McCoy RB
3. Fili Moala DE
4. Sherrod Martin CB
5. Michael Bennett DE
6. Pat White QB
7. Jarrett Dillard WR

Can't we skip McCoy in the 2nd and take Shonn Greene in the 3rd? He's a beast and a great value in the 3rd.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Can't we skip McCoy in the 2nd and take Shonn Greene in the 3rd? He's a beast and a great value in the 3rd.

I don't want a 24 year old running back who runs a 4.65 in the first four rounds. He's a poor man's Mike Hart.

[soundmind]

I don't want a 24 year old running back who runs a 4.65 in the first four rounds. He's a poor man's Mike Hart.

No doubt, I'm not interested in the slightest. I wouldn't be upset, assuming we move LJ somehow, if they took McCoy or Donald Brown with that pick though...

[Mecca]

I personally like James Davis.

[Chief_in_Commander]

Can't we skip McCoy in the 2nd and take Shonn Greene in the 3rd? He's a beast and a great value in the 3rd.

Well according to this mock Maclin will still be there in the 2nd so I think he would be pretty good value :D

[soundmind]

I personally like James Davis.

Me too, dude has GREAT vision, and I'm pretty sure he left permanent bruises on half the ACC...especially FSU.

[PhillyChiefFan]

Ah man, I love these threads

:popcorn:

[wutamess]

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/2398353507_4cf5bef04b.jpg

[CoMoChief]

So WR Maclin slips to the 2nd rd ? ROFL IF he does we better snag him

[shammus]

I actually enjoy reading people’s mock drafts and the discussion that ensues. I also respect the time and research it took to put this together. I have a couple points I wanted to add in. Some of these might have been brought up already –

- Jason Smith is really moving up people’s draft boards and he will be the beneficiary of Andre Smith leaving the Combine early. I don’t know if I see him lasting to #16 at all and in fact, it may be him that’s picked at #2 instead of Andre Smith
- I’d love it if the Lions took Monroe (not Moore) with the #1 overall pick but I still have a feeling they’ll draft Stafford. Question on this – there’s a rumor that Culpepper was named the starter in 2009, but wasn’t this started by Mike Furrey, an ex-receiver? Even if this was confirmed, this could totally be a smokescreen which is not exactly uncommon in the weeks before the Draft
- The Lions are going to come back and pick a second tackle with the #20 overall pick?
- If the Chiefs have their choice of quarterback with the #3 pick, I feel that’s too much to pass up unless Pioli feels neither will succeed in the NFL. There’s nobody in free agency to help us at that position. Next year’s QB class is not expected to be as good as this one. Even if it was, you’re assuming that the Chiefs are going to be so God-awful again that we’ll be in position to draft Bradford in the top 3. For all we know, we could go 8-8 next year and pick 14th…nowhere close to landing a franchise QB.
- There’s a ton of talent to be had early in that second round. I really would hope the Chiefs wouldn’t use a borderline 1st round pick on a RB. You can get those in the 4th or 5th round and they might still help your team. I’d hope we take BPA amongst our many weak areas.

[Pioli Zombie]

I actually enjoy reading people’s mock drafts and the discussion that ensues. I also respect the time and research it took to put this together. I have a couple points I wanted to add in. Some of these might have been brought up already –

- Jason Smith is really moving up people’s draft boards and he will be the beneficiary of Andre Smith leaving the Combine early. I don’t know if I see him lasting to #16 at all and in fact, it may be him that’s picked at #2 instead of Andre Smith
- I’d love it if the Lions took Monroe (not Moore) with the #1 overall pick but I still have a feeling they’ll draft Stafford. Question on this – there’s a rumor that Culpepper was named the starter in 2009, but wasn’t this started by Mike Furrey, an ex-receiver? Even if this was confirmed, this could totally be a smokescreen which is not exactly uncommon in the weeks before the Draft
- The Lions are going to come back and pick a second tackle with the #20 overall pick?
- If the Chiefs have their choice of quarterback with the #3 pick, I feel that’s too much to pass up unless Pioli feels neither will succeed in the NFL. There’s nobody in free agency to help us at that position. Next year’s QB class is not expected to be as good as this one. Even if it was, you’re assuming that the Chiefs are going to be so God-awful again that we’ll be in position to draft Bradford in the top 3. For all we know, we could go 8-8 next year and pick 14th…nowhere close to landing a franchise QB.
- There’s a ton of talent to be had early in that second round. I really would hope the Chiefs wouldn’t use a borderline 1st round pick on a RB. You can get those in the 4th or 5th round and they might still help your team. I’d hope we take BPA amongst our many weak areas.

can you imagine the Chiefs Planet equivalent in Detroit if the Lions pass on Stafford........because they have committed to Dante Culpepper????

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[smittysbar]

can you imagine the Chiefs Planet equivalent in Detroit if the Lions pass on Stafford........because they have committed to Dante Culpepper????

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Actually on one Lions board I have been on, none want QB with the 1st

www.detroitlionsforum.com

[OnTheWarpath15]

Actually on one Lions board I have been on, none want QB with the 1st

www.detroitlionsforum.com

Good for us. Hopefully Martin Mayhew is is dumb as his fanbase.

Scott Wright said in his chat the other day that if Detroit passes on Stafford, they deserve to suck for the nest 5-10 years.

[Pioli Zombie]

Culpepper makes thigpen look like joe montana
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