That MOtherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tribal Warfare]

Marko Jaric marries Victoria's Secret beauty Adriana Lima (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Marko-Jaric-marries-Victoria-s-Secret-beauty-Adr?urn=nba,143671)

By J.E. Skeets
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__20/ept_sports_nba_experts-252123101-1235497157.jpg?ymFTc2ADRq7BUWKI
According to People.com (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20261007,00.html), who I count on for absolutely everything, Ball Don't Lie power couple Markodrina™ have officially tied the knot.
Adriana Lima, the 27-year-old Brazilian supermodel — and 2008 BDL Bedlam Champion (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/BDL-Bedlam-Champion-Marko-Jaric-s-girlfriend?urn=nba,75768), natch — married Memphis Grizzlies (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/teams/mem/) guard Marko Jaric (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3429/) in a hush-hush ceremony on Valentine's Day in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Had to have been at The Wort Hotel (http://www.worthotel.com/), right?
"We are so excited about our future together," Lima told People, capitalized. "And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family" ... and bloggers she may or may not mumbled underneath her breath.
The couple says that the next wedding celebration they'll throw will be in Brazil or Serbia, so you still have lots of time to track down that online gift registry. And before you ask, yes, I still plan on buying them (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Marko-Jaric-and-Adriana-Lima-are-getting-knotty?urn=nba,88132) the toaster oven and monogrammed men's jump shot. They've been good to me.
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__20/ept_sports_nba_experts-205748920-1235499169.jpg?ymhyc2ADVQfgygVU

[tooge]

s eyes are awefully close together

[The Franchise]

That sucks for you.

[MIAdragon]

Sorry TW.

[blueballs]

french fruit

[rockymtnchief]

Aaaaah, sorry for your loss. Maybe you would've had a chance if you placed your eyeballs right next to eachother like Marko.

[Tribal Warfare]

This pairing just puzzles me, if he was moderately attractive I could understand but this goofy bastard?????

[Buck]

That is one ugly ****er.

Reminds me of Julia Roberts old husband.

http://blog.kir.com/archives/images/LyleLovett.jpg

[Pants]

This pairing just puzzles me, if he was moderately attractive I could understand but this goofy bastard?????

Generally speaking, women don't care about the looks as much as men do. For men, looks is pretty much #1, for women it's way down the f***ing list. Totally different mindsets.

[seclark]

That is one ugly ****er.

Reminds me of Julia Roberts old husband.

http://blog.kir.com/archives/images/LyleLovett.jpg

i remember that...talk about a wtf.
sec

[Tribal Warfare]

Generally speaking, women don't care about the looks as much as men do. For men, looks is pretty much #1, for women it's way down the f***ing list. Totally different mindsets.

Dude, believe me looks are a factor in most cases . personality is a great amplifier too, but that just gets you so far.

[Fish]

His eyes reaaaaaaaally creep me out.....

[Pants]

Dude, believe me looks are a factor in most cases . personality is a great amplifier too, but that just gets you so far.

Looks definitely don't hurt, but like I said, they're way down a woman's list compared to ours. It's 70% about charisma and confidence and 30% about looks. I know this from experience.

Men have absolutely no right to be unsecure about their looks, it's more about how you dress and how well you take care of yourself and that's very much controllable.

However, what trumps EVERYTHING and ANYTHING is social status. You can be the ugliest motherfucker on earth barring any wild deformations, if you're famous/rich/both - bitches will be getting wet on sight.

[Tribal Warfare]

Looks definitely don't hurt, but like I said, they're way down a woman's list compared to ours. It's 70% about charisma and confidence and 30% about looks. I know this from experience.

.


Dude, I know the communication research 1) personality 2) financially well-off 3) status amongst the community

[Thig Lyfe]

Him?

[Pants]

Dude, I know the communication research 1) personality 2) financially well-off 3) status amongst the community

Huh?

[Planetman]

s eyes are awefully close together
They look fine to me.

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5908/goofyface.png

[Buck]

Him?

Her?

http://croutonboy.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/08/annher.jpg

[Tribal Warfare]

Huh?


that's what ladies look for when talking to a possible boyfriend/fling/mate.

[BigChiefFan]

Tony Romo with a 'stache?

[Tribal Warfare]

Tony Romo with a 'stache?


No, he's not even in Romo's class when it comes to exterior appearance.

[Pants]

that's what ladies look for when talking to a possible boyfriend/fling/mate.

So if you know this, why are you acting surprised about this? The dude is in the f***ing NBA and loaded. When she looks at him, she's not seeing that fucked up face.

[BigChiefFan]

No, he's not even in Romo's class when it comes to exterior appearance.
The picture, where she's kissing him on the cheek, looks like 'ol Tony to me.

I understand your heartbreak, but you didn't really want her anyway, if she likes that dweeb.:D

[Tribal Warfare]

So if you know this, why are you acting surprised about this? The dude is in the f***ing NBA and loaded. When she looks at him, she's not seeing that fucked up face.


Well no shit Sherlock, she was going with the Prince of Luxembourg . If she wanted to go with the loaded route she could've gone there or the attractive/status route with Lenny Kravitz.

It's irritating that she goes out of the norm with this douche, I mean come on.

[Pennywise]

He looks like columbo.

[Thig Lyfe]

Her?

http://croutonboy.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/08/annher.jpg

Is Marko funny or something?

[T-post Tom]

I'd still hit it.

[talastan]

Sorry Tribal, another fish is always available. Big Ocean my friend.

[Delano]

MARKO RELASE UR SEXs TAPES.

[Ultra Peanut]

Is Marko funny or something?Let's hope so.

[Basileus777]

I'm pretty sure that Jaric dated a bunch of other models before Lima. He's got something that keeps attracting these kinds of women. He's not good looking and he's not a good basketball player....

[Demonpenz]

every pro sports athlete deserves a hot babe. look up paul assenmacher and his wife

[sedated]

wow, I had no idea there was such a perfect-looking woman out there.

[RINGLEADER]

s eyes are awefully close together

My thoughts exactly.

[Blindside58]

http://othersideofnormal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/prince-harry.png

Eyes too close???Whatever do you mean??

[MahiMike]

Well, that sucks. We can still look at your signatures though, right?

[sedated]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/nba/03/13/jaric/index.html

Grizzlies guard Jaric being investigated for sexual assault

A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in March when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.

Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.

A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.

A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.

[talastan]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/nba/03/13/jaric/index.html

Grizzlies guard Jaric being investigated for sexual assault

A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in March when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.

Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.

A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.

A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.

If he really did this while being married to one of the hottest women on earth then all I can say is: Sir your and idiot!! :#

[Buck]

You get the hottest fuckin chick then you think all pussy is yours.

Retard.

[acasas4]

He must have a HUGE schlong.

[acasas4]

LMAOThey look fine to me.

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5908/goofyface.png

[Mr. Plow]

How does the old saying go........Show me a woman with a perfect body and I'll show you the guy that is tired of ****ing her.

[sedated]

How does the old saying go........So me a woman with a perfect body and I'll show you the guy that is tired of ****ing her.

I thought it was more like: "no matter how beautiful she is, somewhere there's a guy that's sick of her bullshit"

[Tribal Warfare]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/nba/03/13/jaric/index.html

Grizzlies guard Jaric being investigated for sexual assault

A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in March when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.

Jaric is a seven-year NBA veteran who is in his first season with the Grizzlies. Last month Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.

A native of Belgrade, the 30-year-old guard was selected in the second round of the 2000 NBA draft by the L.A. Clippers before taking the court in the '02-03 season. He was traded to the Timberwolves in '05 before being moving on to Memphis in a draft-night trade last June.

A Grizzlies spokesman had no comment.

Eureka !!!!!!!!!!!! The gods are smiling on us

[Tribal Warfare]

How does the old saying go........So me a woman with a perfect body and I'll show you the guy that is tired of fucking her.

Well supposedly Lima is a devote Catholic, and is still a Virgin. Jaric might've had a bad case of blueballs

[sedated]

Well supposedly Lima is a devote Catholic, and is still a Virgin. Jaric might've had a bad case of blueballs

:eek:

imagine how tight that pussy is!

I'd love to make her bleed.

[EyePod]

<object width="512" height="296">

<embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/erO7XyOznOGTl5RYkrLbBQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="512" height="296"></object>

This is the 1st thing I thought of!!

[EyePod]

OOH!!!! Is that the girl from your sig? Now I get why you're so pissed! You were hoping to impress her with the size of your Chiefs Planet signature, right?

[Ultra Peanut]

The case has been tossed out. Someone on the Grizzlies' site floated the theory that they were making out on a bench and someone called the cops because they didn't think there was any way she would willingly get down with someone so fugly.

[rockymtnchief]

Well supposedly Lima is a devote Catholic...
I still can't believe she picked Marko over Claythan:D

[Mr. Plow]

I thought it was more like: "no matter how beautiful she is, somewhere there's a guy that's sick of her bullshit"

That might be it.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Talk about outkicking your coverage...fuck.