WELL S##@%^$ I did it again

[Nzoner]

went to the bar at 4 for happy hour,just drink only 1 maybe 2 and ended up enjoyin a fat tire 3 blvd wheets,2 margaritaa abd 3 long islandds and now tryin to ttppe on a message bored

[Sam Hall]

the more you have, the better they taste:evil:

[Bearcat]

Mmmmmm, Long Island Iced Tea.

[Nzoner]

the more you have, the better they taste:evil:

sounds like me to the mrs

[Bugeater]

You must really hate your liver.

[Sam Hall]

Long Island Iced Teas are a sure way to get totally messed up.

[unothadeal]

yuo shyd try hhvng a glss o watr insted

[DeezNutz]

Cheers.

As I enjoy a delicious vodka tonic. Nothing excessive. Just a nice nightcap.

[Nzoner]

You must really hate your liver.

wow u really sound like my mrs

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm having a liquid marijuana sans the liquid.

[DeezNutz]

I'm having a liquid marijuana sans the liquid.

Dude111Teh intraweb fuzz111

[Nzoner]

yuo shyd try hhvng a glss o watr insted

havin a botttle right now,long day of colllege hoops tomorrpw

[DeezNutz]

havin a botttle right now,long day of colllege hoops tomorrpw

Why would you piss on your own fire?

[Sam Hall]

Whatever you do, never have this shot called Black Sabbath. It will knock you out even if you're still doing OK.

[Nzoner]

Why would you piss on your own fire?

mrs is watcin nascar qulyfying,i trying to stay awake for a little pit action

[DeezNutz]

Or be baited into taking the flaming Dr. Pepper as shot #21 on your 21st birthday.

[DeezNutz]

mrs is watcin nascar qulyfying,i trying to stay awake for a little pit action

ROFL

Not what I was expecting. But probably the best answer I've heard to the question I just posed.

[Bearcat]

Long Island Iced Teas are a sure way to get totally messed up.

They're great if you're at the right place. I've gone to places where I could drink 8 of them, but there was a local bar last weekend where I was having trouble with the 4th one.

[rant]I was at McFadden's in the Power and Light District last weekend, and got a complete fru-fru LIIT. It actually tasted orange, and since the Triple Sec is (supposed to be) about as useless as a lemon in a good LIIT, I politely asked the bartender:

me: What did you put in this?

her: Uh....

me: Just curious, what did you put in this?

her: Uh.... a lemon?

me: No, I mean what kind of liquor?

her: Uh... rum, vodka, triple sec......

me: No, I know how to make one (scene from Anger Management comes to mind)... WTF does it taste like orange soda?

her: Oh, I put a little extra Triple Sec in it.

me: A little? :doh!:

....

Next drink... her: lol, I put a little less Triple Sec in it this time, lol.

me, after taking a drink: Let's go to Lucky Strike.

:cuss:

/rant

[Bugeater]

Whatever you do, never have this shot called Black Sabbath. It will knock you out even if you're still doing OK.
That goes for antifreeze shots as well.

[Demonpenz]

Joe dude, sometimes I worry about you. If that is the way it is going to be, well you kicked ass, but damn dude!

[CosmicPal]

Hope you drove home better than you type

[Nzoner]

Joe dude, sometimes I worry about you. If that is the way it is going to be, well you kicked ass, but damn dude!

i not tryin to kick ass,i love to drink and i likees you guys,i married and have no kids so i nevver grew up

[KcMizzou]

Wasn't too long ago, I went to meet my brother at noon. Maybe have a couple beers, and watch the Mizzou game.

Next thing I new it was 4am, and I'd lost $200 in the P&L district.

I guess I'm just sayin'... I get it. :thumb:

BTW, 'Penz is just fuckin' with you.

[DeezNutz]

BTW, 'Penz is just ****in' with you.

Fuck no.

Just the other day he used Snugga as an exemplum to try to rescue Flopnuts from the green demons that are currently afflicting him.

Penz has also tried to get me to switch to 3.2.

Dude's changed. :shake:

[Sam Hall]

A Black Sabbath is whiskey, rum and Jager. I was doing fine the one time I tried it. I downed it and I don't remember anything else that happened that night. Apparently we stayed at the bar for two more hours, and my friends said I was fine. I woke up in my bed 12 hours later wondering WTF happened:D

[Nzoner]

A Black Sabbath is whiskey, rum and Jager. I was doing fine the one time I tried it. I downed it and I don't remember anything else that happened that night. Apparently we stayed at the bar for two more hours, and my friends said I was fine. I woke up in my bed 12 hours later wondering WTF happened:D

i focking loather jager,never again,but once duing a pat travers concertt i snorted a capful of jack daniels,talk about boom boom ou tgo the lights

[DeezNutz]

i focking loather jager,never again,but once duing a pat travers concertt i snorted a capful of jack daniels,talk about boom boom ou tgo the lights

I used to smoke it from time to time. Never snorted.

[unothadeal]

nzoner.....nzoner...n....nzoner....

i love you man

[CosmicPal]

I woke up in my bed 12 hours later wondering WTF happened:D

Are you sure it was your bed?

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/passed-out-dude-gets-owned.jpg

[Nzoner]

I used to smoke it from time to time. Never snorted.

i blames it on the focking song

[DeezNutz]

i blames it on the focking song

LMAO

[Demonpenz]

nzoner have you ever listened to flogging molly? Might be some good listening these days. Rock on dude fuck obama

[Demonpenz]

I love flogging molly lighting storm :)

[KcMizzou]

Are you sure it was your bed?
Every time I see that avy, I think "Rausch".

[J Diddy]

nzoner have you ever listened to flogging molly? Might be some good listening these days. Rock on dude **** obama

I hope obama takes all from the rich and leaves you with nothing but cold cheese sandwhiches.

[Sam Hall]

Are you sure it was your bed?

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/10/passed-out-dude-gets-owned.jpg

Oh yeah, and apparently I stumbled into the bathroom before somehow making it to my bed. The whole thing still seems crazy because I remember done of it. I've gone by what other people have told me:D

[Nzoner]

LMAO

at least i never drak cocaine,i gave that shit up a long time ago

[CosmicPal]

Every time I see that avy, I think "Rausch".

Ahhh, sheeet...that's right! He had that for the longest time, didn't he?

Guess I'll be looking for a new one. Damn.

[Nzoner]

I hope obama takes all from the rich and leaves you with nothing but cold cheese sandwhiches.

bitch better come packed if they even thinkin about takin my cheese sammich

[DeezNutz]

at least i never drak cocaine,i gave that shit up a long time ago

That's for the best.

But a man should tip all the bottles he wants or needs to. :BLVD:

[KcMizzou]

Ahhh, sheeet...that's right! He had that for the longest time, didn't he?

Guess I'll be looking for a new one. Damn.Nah, man... I'm not asking you to change. It just reminds me, that's all.

[J Diddy]

bitch better come packed if they even thinkin about takin my cheese sammich

Hey can have my cheese sammich when he pries it from my cold dead fingers.

:)

[Bearcat]

Every time I see that avy, I think "Rausch".

Heh... wasn't even paying attention enough to notice that it wasn't Rausch.

[Nzoner]

well sounds like nascar is over,better go see if i can check under th hood

:toast:

[Sam Hall]

i have the perfect song

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[CosmicPal]

i have the perfect song



Not a drinking song per se, but "Sunday Morning Coming Down" has always been one of my favorite songs to listen to on those dreary Sunday mornings when I was hung over as hell and everything smelled like death.

"And there's nothing short of dyingggggg, half as lonesome as it sounds..."

Damn, that helped me get thru a lot of hang-overs.

So, did this profoundly haunting and lovely song: "Watch out! the world's behind you.."

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fuck no.

Just the other day he used Snugga as an exemplum to try to rescue Flopnuts from the green demons that are currently afflicting him.

Penz has also tried to get me to switch to 3.2.

Dude's changed. :shake:

Those aren't demons!!!! They're brownies man. Mint. Brownies. :bong:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Far and away the best drinking song;

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[Delano]

Aww shit why not?

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[DeezNutz]

Those aren't demons!!!! They're brownies man. Mint. Brownies. :bong:

:)

[Nixhex]

Did someone say drinking songs? Listen and be rewarded.

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[Hootie]

You must really hate your liver.

Shit, that's a pre-game for my liver.

[alanm]

went to the bar at 4 for happy hour,just drink only 1 maybe 2 and ended up enjoyin a fat tire 3 blvd wheets,2 margaritaa abd 3 long islandds and now tryin to ttppe on a message boredYou sound like me about 12 yrs ago. That's why I quit drinking. ;)

[KcMizzou]

Shit, that's a pre-game for my liver.It's more about how many seasons your liver's played... son.

Yours is still a rookie, in the grand scheme of things.

[Mecca]

Looks like we found Hooties area of expertise.

[Smed1065]

Thanks for the confusion of separating the drunk youtubes.