Funny Stuff So what up mfkers>.??>? [Archive]

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:07 AM

Will I win the lottery? Or at least a big money poker tournament?

Only if the economy completely collapses. Then you will win $350K but it will only be worth $2.00 due to inflation due to our monetary policy. Sorry.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:08 AM

Are you drunk?

Yes, I have enjoyed several adult libations. WHAT'S YOUR F**king QUESTION?

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:09 AM

Specify a value for ? where ? is a digit 0-9 such that ? <.??

3

You're welcome.

but divide it by 2

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:13 AM

Yes, I have enjoyed several adult libations. WHAT'S YOUR F**king QUESTION?Seems to me, that she already asked it, and you answered.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:14 AM

My mind is like a multi-dimensional version of space time in which time is nothing but a relative point of view.

Buck

03-08-2009, 01:14 AM

Why are we?

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:14 AM

You're lucky Skip's old and has an early bed time...

He'd love this shit.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:15 AM

Seems to me, that she already asked it, and you answered.

walk hard mizzou. I am the Dewey Cox of this board.

luv

03-08-2009, 01:15 AM

Seems to me, that she already asked it, and you answered.

Yep.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:16 AM

You're lucky Skip's old and has an early bed time...

He'd love this shit.

I'm boning skips granddaughter.

J Diddy

03-08-2009, 01:17 AM

I'm boning skips granddaughter.

dude she's 90....

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:17 AM

Why are we?Gotta ask, who are you? I know you just got a name change...

Buck

03-08-2009, 01:17 AM

NOBODY TELL HIM

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:18 AM

Meh, okay... whatever.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:18 AM

Why are we?

Good question. We are here to fill space time. We are the ultimate observer. Humanity is god. At least those of us who can think.

J Diddy

03-08-2009, 01:18 AM

Gotta ask, who are you? I know you just got a name change...

I say buckingkaeding for $1000 alex..

luv

03-08-2009, 01:19 AM

Gotta ask, who are you? I know you just got a name change...

OH! OH! I know! I know! Pick me!

Buck

03-08-2009, 01:19 AM

NOBODY TELL HIM

I say buckingkaeding for $1000 alex..

I've killed for less.

luv

03-08-2009, 01:19 AM

I say buckingkaeding for $1000 alex..

Party pooper. :harumph:

Hammock Parties

03-08-2009, 01:20 AM

How big is my penis?

Nixhex

03-08-2009, 01:20 AM

Waylon is often forgotten because of Johnny Cash. I know this post has nothing to do with the original thread but oh well. Such a great song. Listen.

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unothadeal

03-08-2009, 01:21 AM

Who is mediacenterjunkie?

cdcox

03-08-2009, 01:21 AM

NOBODY TELL HIM

Can I mention that your initials are the same as a fast food chain with a very disturbing mascot? And that you live in San Diego. And that you are a chargers fan?

Buck

03-08-2009, 01:21 AM

NOBODY TELL HIM.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:21 AM

Ask me a question and I will enlighten you biatches.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:22 AM

How big is my penis?

It doesn't matter. You're a catcher not a pitcher.

J Diddy

03-08-2009, 01:22 AM

I've killed for less.

to my defense I was looking up your user messages when you posted. I apologize and I won't tell you to go to drink a dick sock.

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:23 AM

I say buckingkaeding for $1000 alex..No shit?

Sweet.

I knew you couldn't be that butthurt, Buck. The assholes here are in the minority... they just yap the most.

Plus, as far as I know, nobody here's ever had anything against you, personally.

J Diddy

03-08-2009, 01:23 AM

It doesn't matter. You're a catcher not a pitcher.

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

I doubt he'd last as a catcher even in the minors.

unothadeal

03-08-2009, 01:24 AM

NOBODY TELL HIM.

Checked my rep. I know exactly who you are :D

Buck

03-08-2009, 01:24 AM

No shit?

Sweet.

I knew you couldn't be that butthurt, Buck. The assholes here are in the minority... they just yap the most.

Plus, as far as I know, nobody here's ever had anything against you, personally.

I'm just never posting before 10 pm Pacific time anymore...the night crew is cool. Plus I will be frequenting the Media Center.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:25 AM

So do you guys want to know how Buckinkeading called me earlier to pick him up at the gay bar? I'm not going.

Buck

03-08-2009, 01:25 AM

So do you guys want to know how Buckinkeading called me earlier to pick him up at the gay bar? I'm not going.

Well, I used a phone.

DeezNutz

03-08-2009, 01:25 AM

Plus, as far as I know, nobody here's ever had anything against you, personally.

I do.

Been neg. rep. bombing him most of the day.

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:27 AM

I do.

Been neg. rep. bombing him most of the day.Hurm...

why?

'Hamas' Jenkins

03-08-2009, 01:27 AM

Bring the questions. I have the answers, I am all knowing.

WHY DO YOU DRINK THE DICK SOCK?

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:27 AM

This thread makes about as much sense as Texas or Mizzou trying to win the Big12. It's just not right.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:28 AM

WHY DO YOU DRINK THE DICK SOCK?

You're an angry little man. I like Carl Weathers though.

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:28 AM

ChiefaRoo's irritated that he's not the focus of his own thread...

LMAO

Buck

03-08-2009, 01:28 AM

I do.

Been neg. rep. bombing him most of the day.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/2/f/82f5ea3e27cb03f528bd1a4e7cac2a8b.gif

DeezNutz

03-08-2009, 01:29 AM

Hurm...

why?

It's a West/East thing. I don't fuck around.

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:30 AM

It's a West/East thing. I don't **** around.I was always a Tupac guy.

Buck

03-08-2009, 01:32 AM

I was always a Tupac guy.

THUG LIFE

Nixhex

03-08-2009, 01:32 AM

I was always a Tupac guy.

Come with me. Hail Mary. Run quick see. What do we have here now.. La da da da.....da da da da da da da da da da.

DeezNutz

03-08-2009, 01:33 AM

I was always a Tupac guy.

+ Dre vs. BIG.

Tough call. Very, very tough.

It's like blondes and brunettes. In my glory years, I wanted to **** 'em all. No discrimination.

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:33 AM

I was always a Tupac guy.

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ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:34 AM

ChiefaRoo's irritated that he's not the focus of his own thread...

LMAO

yep. I miss herm and Midnight Vulture = Bob Dole.

DeezNutz

03-08-2009, 01:34 AM

U Can't C Me is one of my favorites for Tupac.

Nixhex

03-08-2009, 01:36 AM

'Hamas' Jenkins

03-08-2009, 01:36 AM

w00t. Chiefaroo=tehwin.

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:37 AM

Come with me. Hail Mary. Run quick see. What do we have here now.. La da da da.....da da da da da da da da da da.Yes!

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luv

03-08-2009, 01:37 AM

WTF do you say to a person who's asking you to give them some reason to live?

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:39 AM

DeezNutz

03-08-2009, 01:39 AM

WTF do you say to a person who's asking you to give them some reason to live?

Did you tee this one up for 'Hamas' on purpose?

'Hamas' Jenkins

03-08-2009, 01:41 AM

WTF do you say to a person who's asking you to give them some reason to live?

Kill yourself with a chainsaw to the ass.

DeezNutz

03-08-2009, 01:42 AM

Kill yourself with a chainsaw to the ass.

Oh, he really got into this one, Vern.

FAX

03-08-2009, 01:42 AM

What time is it, really?

FAX

FAX

03-08-2009, 01:43 AM

When lactose intollerant mothers nurse, do their tittahs get sore?

FAX

FAX

03-08-2009, 01:44 AM

Why is an orange called by it's color? Why aren't plums called purples? Who named this crap?

FAX

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:44 AM

What time is it, really?

FAX

Well Mr. Fax, it all depends on where you are relative to the speed at which everyone else is traveling. I thought a man of your considerable verbosity would already know that. :)

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:44 AM

Did you tee this one up for 'Hamas' on purpose?LMAO

Luv... if whoever it is was serious about it, they wouldn't be talking to you.

But there are issues, obviously.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:46 AM

Why is an orange called by it's color? Why aren't plums called purples? Who named this crap?

FAX

Why not? Agree to disagree..... touche.

FAX

03-08-2009, 01:46 AM

Why do they call them harmonicas? They haven't hurt anybody.

FAX

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:50 AM

Why not? Agree to disagree..... touche.

ChiefaRoo's thead... epic fail.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:51 AM

Why do they call them harmonicas? They haven't hurt anybody.

FAX

It's all about the 7 minute abs man. Six minutes!!!?? You can't even get your heart rate up.

Step into my office......

Cause your Fu**ing FIRED!!!

luv

03-08-2009, 01:51 AM

Why is an orange called by it's color? Why aren't plums called purples? Who named this crap?

FAX

I would guess that colors with the same name as item they describe were named after that item, and not vice versa.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 01:56 AM

ChiefaRoo's thead... epic fail.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/sasha.jpg

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 01:56 AM

Posted for the song, not the video.

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Mr. Flopnuts

03-08-2009, 01:56 AM

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/sasha.jpg

+2 man points

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:00 AM

+2 man points

Sasha and C.C.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:01 AM

So it's like this. Rum and Coke + Sam Adams.

Woot.

luv

03-08-2009, 02:04 AM

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/sasha.jpg

They look like they're 16 tops.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:06 AM

They look like they're 16 tops.

It's at the PALMS in Vegas. 22, both of them.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:10 AM

Well?

luv

03-08-2009, 02:11 AM

Well?

Deep subject.

Frazod

03-08-2009, 02:12 AM

It's at the PALMS in Vegas. 22, both of them.

I really like the one on the left. Yummy.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:13 AM

I really like the one on the left. Yummy.

She's single, living in the bay are. Going to school. Nice girl actually. Great booty.

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 02:14 AM

Well?
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ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:14 AM

Great Video MIZZOU.

Drunk as hell but not throwin but. Today, I didn't even have to use my AK, today was a good day.

Frazod

03-08-2009, 02:14 AM

She's single, living in the bay are. Going to school. Nice girl actually. Great booty.

Makes me wish I wasn't old, married and dead. :deevee:

Mr. Flopnuts

03-08-2009, 02:17 AM

I really like the one on the left. Yummy.

I would ravenously arbify that in hours.

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 02:20 AM

Great Video MIZZOU.Heh, see, we don't disagree on everything.

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ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:20 AM

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:21 AM

I would ravenously arbify that in hours.

I can get you a club date with her in Vegas. Aint' nothing but a thing.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:22 AM

Heh, see, we don't disagree on everything.

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The way I remember it we mostly don't disagree.

luv

03-08-2009, 02:22 AM

J Diddy

03-08-2009, 02:29 AM

Makes me wish I wasn't old, married and dead. :deevee:

um you left a few out there paco, go to DC they will tell you the rest of what you are

:p

luv

03-08-2009, 02:29 AM

Nothin' like people disco dancing to rap. LMAO

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J Diddy

03-08-2009, 02:29 AM

PBJ

My favorite!

the humpty dance is your favorite?

:spock:

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 02:30 AM

The way I remember it we mostly don't disagree.Now that I think about it, I'm not sure we dont.

But anyway... check this out.

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J Diddy

03-08-2009, 02:30 AM

Here's the question I've been pondering for some time. Where's vlad logicslav?

He disappeared.

luv

03-08-2009, 02:30 AM

the humpty dance is your favorite?

:spock:

Memories from the skating rink. It and Rappers Delight were the first songs I ever memorized.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:36 AM

Now that I think about it, I'm not sure we dont.

But anyway... check this out.

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Good Video.

"I've got something to Say. It's better to burn out than to fade away!!!!"

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KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 02:37 AM

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:39 AM

I dig this song... can't help it. I'm a big GnR geek.

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FUCK YEAH

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luv

03-08-2009, 02:43 AM

Speaking of lullabies...I'm out.

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ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:49 AM

I'm out. Gotta go snuggle the old lady.... I'm out.

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 02:55 AM

By the way this thread couldn't be anymore fkd up unless Goatse posted his Goatse pic here. This thing is like a stream of retarded consciousness.

I'd apologize for starting it but I'm sure peanut will enjoy it later. ;)

ChiefaRoo

03-08-2009, 03:00 AM

Oh, by the way. KC should take that RAJI kid at #3, unless they can trade down, pick up a pick and get him at 6 or 7.

That is all.

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 03:11 AM

:)

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KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 03:18 AM

KcMizzou

03-08-2009, 03:25 AM