View Full Version : Poop But I didn't eat any Sausage???
So I just took a nice poop.
Wiped my ass once, then on the second wipe I checked the paper to see how much more I needed to wipe and I get ready for a 3rd wipe, but then I thought that I may have spotted something on the paper that was out of the ordinary.
So I pull the paper back up and what other than a giant Fennel seed is on the paper mixed in w/ my shit. A whole seed.
I guess I'm not chewing well enough, but I don't remember eating anything w/ Fennel in it since I last ate some Spaghetti w/ Italian Sausage and that was over a week ago...
Anyways, thought it was good enough to post.
Saulbadguy
03-12-2009, 02:12 PM
I eat toasted fennel seeds by themselves, pretty good.
crazycoffey
03-12-2009, 02:14 PM
no cartoon titties, but graffic explainations about wiping your ass and you're all good!
the world is a sad place sometimes....
no cartoon titties, but graffic explainations about wiping your ass and you're all good!
the world is a sad place sometimes....
Seriously?
crazycoffey
03-12-2009, 02:21 PM
Seriously?
Really??
I know that if I got caught looking at animated tits at work, I'd be in trouble.
Kerberos
03-12-2009, 02:22 PM
I eat toasted fennel seeds by themselves, pretty good.
Maybe you and MediaCenterJunkie need to hook up and he can provide you with the aged fennel seeds to toast!
:p
crazycoffey
03-12-2009, 02:26 PM
I know that if I got caught looking at animated tits at work, I'd be in trouble.
That's a shame, would you get in trouble if you got caught wiping your ass at your desk too? I thought Cali was a pretty liberal state.
and I put question marks at the end of my "really" - so no I'm not really serious. Just bucking with you......
Demonpenz
03-12-2009, 02:29 PM
chances on the place you were at installed used toilet paper, times are tough
Simply Red
03-12-2009, 02:46 PM
OMG, *fighting off the temptation.*
Iowanian
03-12-2009, 02:52 PM
.....and you felt the need to share that?
DJ's left nut
03-12-2009, 03:10 PM
OMG, *fighting off the temptation.*
Useless without pics?
beach tribe
03-12-2009, 03:25 PM
Seed must have come loose.
ziggysocki
03-12-2009, 03:29 PM
Useless without pics?
Nailed it.
Hog's Gone Fishin
03-12-2009, 03:29 PM
Aren't you a mod ?
If so , please consider banning yourself for at least 48 hours !
Hell no Im not a mod.
I recently had a name change, if you don't know who I am...Go Bolts.
Iowanian
03-12-2009, 04:40 PM
I knew it was you by the trail of pink feathers and gay bar napkins.
lazepoo
03-12-2009, 04:46 PM
If you get clogged up, things can stay in there for a while. You should drink more water and eat something that promotes digestive health.
whoman69
03-12-2009, 05:35 PM
Fiber.
So really everyone is complaining about another poop thread?
Iowanian
03-12-2009, 05:54 PM
This is the first saturday morning you've posted here, wondering if you've eaten some sausage the night before....
Hoy es el jueves pendejo.
Hog's Gone Fishin
03-12-2009, 06:24 PM
Hell no Im not a mod.
I recently had a name change, if you don't know who I am...Go Bolts.
Oh crap! now that i know who you are I would expect that you did have sausage and just don't remember!
Why the name change . I hate name changes. It's like a whole new character has emerged!
Oh crap! now that i know who you are I would expect that you did have sausage and just don't remember!
Why the name change . I hate name changes. It's like a whole new character has emerged!
It was a psychological test to see if you'd still hate me if I changed my name and you didn't know about it.
Just kidding.
Basically I got my panties in a wad.
RealSNR
03-12-2009, 06:38 PM
Cripes. Will you people quit changing your friggin names?
Hog's Gone Fishin
03-12-2009, 06:43 PM
It was a psychological test to see if you'd still hate me if I changed my name and you didn't know about it.
Just kidding.
Basically I got my panties in a wad.
As long as you are a Bolts fan we will all hate you! Sorry.
badgirl
03-12-2009, 09:12 PM
So I just took a nice poop.
Wiped my ass once, then on the second wipe I checked the paper to see how much more I needed to wipe and I get ready for a 3rd wipe, but then I thought that I may have spotted something on the paper that was out of the ordinary.
So I pull the paper back up and what other than a giant Fennel seed is on the paper mixed in w/ my shit. A whole seed.
I guess I'm not chewing well enough, but I don't remember eating anything w/ Fennel in it since I last ate some Spaghetti w/ Italian Sausage and that was over a week ago...
Anyways, thought it was good enough to post.
The seed probably got lodged in your colon somewhere and hung out for a while and finally made its way down the ole poop shoot.
Hog's Gone Fishin
03-12-2009, 09:15 PM
The seed probably got lodged in your colon somewhere and hung out for a while and finally made its way down the ole poop shoot.
Yep ! Poop Shoot EXpert !
Pioli Zombie
03-12-2009, 09:17 PM
I could never understand as a kid how you could chew your corn yet when it came out in your poop it was whole again. I figured I had an elf.
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badgirl
03-12-2009, 10:16 PM
Yep ! Poop Shoot EXpert !
Who? ME? ;)
Bugeater
03-12-2009, 10:48 PM
Yep ! Poop Shoot EXpert !
And a sausage eating expert as well...
cdcox
03-12-2009, 11:07 PM
.....and you felt the need to share that?
... and I bet he didn't wash his hands either.
badgirl
03-12-2009, 11:19 PM
And a sausage eating expert as well...
:eek: I can't beleive you said that.....well yea I can actually.;)
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