Chiefs Elizabeth Montana [Archive]

CosmicPal

03-13-2009, 08:34 PM

Joe Montana's daughter is all grown up.

http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/3/13/14/elizabeth-montana-bikini-photo-12822-1236969755-10.jpg

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 08:35 PM

Looks like she got Joe's legs...

DaneMcCloud

03-13-2009, 08:36 PM

Looks like she got Joe's legs...

Actually, it looks like she got Joe's tits.

CosmicPal

03-13-2009, 08:37 PM

Had she learned to jump, she might've had that ball that soared past her.

Rausch

03-13-2009, 08:37 PM

Not a single thing about her I'd find attractive.

And there are very few people I'd say this about but I wouldn't bang her BECAUSE she's Joe's daughter...

ArrowheadMagic

03-13-2009, 08:39 PM

You guys are just mad that she probably throws a tighter spiral than you guys. heh, Claythan probably wants her to pee in his butt.

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 08:39 PM

Also, that's almost the same pose Montana had when he let the ball go during "The Catch."

http://www.prosportsmemorabilia.com/Images/Product/33-37/33-37766-F.jpg

DaneMcCloud

03-13-2009, 08:41 PM

Not a single thing about her I'd find attractive.

And there are very few people I'd say this about but I wouldn't bang her BECAUSE she's Joe's daughter...

Wow.

I vehemently disagree.

She has an absolutely smokin' body.

Can't tell about the face or eyes but the bod is rockin'.

Sure-Oz

03-13-2009, 08:41 PM

Get some sun, i'd say she's in shape

Rausch

03-13-2009, 08:42 PM

Also, that's almost the same pose Montana had when he let the ball go during "The Catch."

"You're such a smart young man.

Now eat your graham crackers and go to bed..."

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 08:42 PM

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/03/06/lv_montana205-ward_bw.jpg

I don't think I could fuck her. I'd be looking her in the face and thinking "thanks for the playoff wins in '93."

DaKCMan AP

03-13-2009, 08:42 PM

http://www.collegeotr.com/images/blogs/1d9d90a9f7d178c74c454d60d8bcb70e.jpg

Delano

03-13-2009, 08:43 PM

This thread needs pictures of Liz Montana's ass. Everything else is great.

Rausch

03-13-2009, 08:44 PM

Wow.

I vehemently disagree.

She has an absolutely smokin' body.

Can't tell about the face or eyes but the bod is rockin'.

I still know a bunch of 6th graders from my teaching days.

They're fluent in myspace.

You want I should have them send you a hello?...

DaneMcCloud

03-13-2009, 08:45 PM

I still know a bunch of 6th graders from my teaching days.

They're fluent in myspace.

You want I should have them send you a hello?...

Huh?

unothadeal

03-13-2009, 08:46 PM

Is this thread about how hot she is or how ugly she is?

Hootie

03-13-2009, 08:49 PM

Huh?

He is probably into thick chicks with huge racks...that's what I'm thinking. A lot of guys think girls with no tits are awful and disgusting and hideous etc. etc. etc.

Give me a girl with a smoking, skinny body and a nice ass over a girl with a D cup any day.

In fact, I'll take a good B cup over any cup...but that's just me.

Rausch

03-13-2009, 08:49 PM

Huh?

No tits, no ass, playing games.

Hootie

03-13-2009, 08:49 PM

Of course I love 105-115 lb. chicks...5'6" 110 lbs. B cup BLACK FRAMED GLASSES...I'm sold.

Delano

03-13-2009, 08:50 PM

No tits, no ass, playing games.

TBD. Pics please.

Hootie

03-13-2009, 08:50 PM

of course I also prefer 19 year old girls...so...what do I know

Rausch

03-13-2009, 08:52 PM

of course I also prefer 19 year old girls...so...what do I know

I like you, so I'll defer to the judges...

unothadeal

03-13-2009, 08:53 PM

of course I also prefer 19 year old girls...so...what do I know

Probably a lot about The O.C. and The Hills

Hootie

03-13-2009, 08:55 PM

Probably a lot about The O.C. and The Hills

By 19 I meant 16...I just didn't want to sound too perverted.

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 09:00 PM

of course I also prefer 19 year old girls...so...what do I know

An 18-year old is sucking my dick next week. BRILLIANT!

DaKCMan AP

03-13-2009, 09:01 PM

An 18-year old is sucking my dick next week. BRILLIANT!

Where'd you meet him?

Rausch

03-13-2009, 09:01 PM

By 19 I meant 16...I just didn't want to sound too perverted.

Nah, it's cool. You're a Catholic and aspiring politician.

You have certain standards to uphold...

LMAO

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 09:01 PM

Where'd you meet him?

keg already beat you to that joke.

Buehler445

03-13-2009, 09:02 PM

I'd fuck her tits...errr...nipples off.

Rausch

03-13-2009, 09:02 PM

Where'd you meet him?

Wait, when'd he start writing for the Raiders?...

unothadeal

03-13-2009, 09:03 PM

Where'd you meet him?

Shoulda went with the dog joke.

DaKCMan AP

03-13-2009, 09:07 PM

keg already beat you to that joke.

What joke?

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 09:10 PM

ho ho!

DaKCMan AP

03-13-2009, 09:12 PM

ho ho!

What's with the Santa bit? You were doing that in some chat with a girl too.

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 09:15 PM

I'm just crazy like that.

whoman69

03-13-2009, 09:16 PM

The original photo she is a bit too skinny. Kind of looks like Kate Hudson down to the lack of tatas.

DaKCMan AP

03-13-2009, 09:17 PM

I'm just crazy like that.

It's gay, but par for the course I suppose.

Sully

03-13-2009, 09:57 PM

I'll never forget that snl skit with Montana...
"I'm going upstairs to masturbate."

Kyle DeLexus

03-13-2009, 10:04 PM

An 18-year old is sucking my dick next week. BRILLIANT!

I only joined in Nov. last year, but I've seen you get cock blocked once and heard about some nasty strike outs. If this one doesn't work out, I'm going to randomly pick a girl on craigslist's exotic section and take up a collection and get you a slump buster.

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 10:05 PM

LOL I love how my quest to fornicate is spreading to other threads.

She just texted me and said "I am so sexually frustrated right now."

LOL

DaKCMan AP

03-13-2009, 10:08 PM

LOL I love how my quest to fornicate is spreading to other threads.

She just texted me and said "I am so sexually frustrated right now."

LOL

Someone who's sexually retarded isn't likely to alleviate her frustration.

DaneMcCloud

03-13-2009, 10:11 PM

LOL I love how my quest to fornicate is spreading to other threads.

She just texted me and said "I am so sexually frustrated right now."

LOL

Take a cab, pick her up and fuck her right now.

kysirsoze

03-13-2009, 10:13 PM

Not a single thing about her I'd find attractive.

And there are very few people I'd say this about but I wouldn't bang her BECAUSE she's Joe's daughter...

I'd bang her BECAUSE she's Joe's daughter. In fact I'd knock her up just to get some of that Superbowl money. :evil:

unothadeal

03-13-2009, 10:14 PM

LOL I love how my quest to fornicate is spreading to other threads.

She just texted me and said "I am so sexually frustrated right now."

LOL

Well you're the one that brought it up.

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 10:16 PM

Take a cab, pick her up and fuck her right now.

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big nasty kcnut

03-13-2009, 10:21 PM

Not bad looking she hot. Still she joe little girl. Joe the guy who gave us our last playoff win.
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DaKCMan AP

03-13-2009, 10:21 PM

Take a cab, pick her up and fuck her right now.

He doesn't want to fuck girls.

kysirsoze

03-13-2009, 10:23 PM

Not bad looking she hot. Still she joe little girl. Joe the guy who gave us our last playoff win.
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Is sleeping with you so much of a punishment that you want to spare her out of respect to joe?;)

Sam Hall

03-13-2009, 10:26 PM

Joe's son is a four-star quarterback recruit. I believe Jimmy Clausen went to that high school, and Will Smith's son is on the team right now. I bet their home games are a trip.

http://nebraska.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?pr_key=84137

kysirsoze

03-13-2009, 10:27 PM

Joe's son is a four-star quarterback recruit.
http://nebraska.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?pr_key=84137

Well is he bang-able??

DaKCMan AP

03-13-2009, 10:28 PM

Hammock Parties

03-13-2009, 10:33 PM

He doesn't want to fuck girls.

ROFL

Christofire

03-13-2009, 11:32 PM

LOL I love how my quest to fornicate is spreading to other threads.

She just texted me and said "I am so sexually frustrated right now."

LOL

I know I've missed a lot of thread discussion about your situation, so feel free to give me the finger on this. But the longer it takes for them to get around to you and your little rendezvous, the less I think they're actually interested. This isn't so much a reflection on you, as it is the fact that they're probably teasing five different guys right now cuz it makes 'em feel sexy/powerful/whatever.

Christofire

03-13-2009, 11:37 PM

As for Lizzie 'Tana, I'm solidly in the "just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're hot" camp. Do you HAVE to have big boobs to be hot? Nope. But you've gotta have a little extra something that works for you.

Christofire

03-13-2009, 11:39 PM

"Lizzie 'Tana." Hmmm ... does that sound like a euphemism to anyone else?

Raiderhater58

03-14-2009, 12:28 AM

Actually, it looks like she got Joe's tits.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAROFLROFL

tmax63

03-14-2009, 07:56 AM

Sometimes the girls that aren't quite perfect try harder though. I'm sure she gets enough attention for being Joe's daughter that she doesn't do anything special unless she's really into that particular activity.

Dr. Johnny Fever

03-14-2009, 08:00 AM

Wow.

I vehemently disagree.

She has an absolutely smokin' body.

Can't tell about the face or eyes but the bod is rockin'.

Maybe she needs a penis for Rausch to like her.

MTG#10

03-14-2009, 11:27 AM

I'd hit it two times.

http://djwonder.com/wp-content/kriss-mj.jpg

Pioli Zombie

03-14-2009, 01:15 PM

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/03/06/lv_montana205-ward_bw.jpg

I don't think I could fuck her. I'd be looking her in the face and thinking "thanks for the playoff wins in '93."

you are steve carell in the "40 year old virgin" talking about "Me so horny"
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googlegoogle

03-14-2009, 01:50 PM

She's not model material. cute though.

rtmike

03-14-2009, 03:10 PM

She's not model material. cute though.

No she's not. Too bad she looks like her Dad, cute kid.

Nice horse. ;)

Skip Towne

03-14-2009, 04:30 PM

I only joined in Nov. last year, but I've seen you get cock blocked once and heard about some nasty strike outs. If this one doesn't work out, I'm going to randomly pick a girl on craigslist's exotic section and take up a collection and get you a slump buster.

Good luck. It's a lifetime long slump.