Lady GAGA

[TinyEvel]

I must admit...



I want to pee in h.e.r b.u.t.t.!!!!

[TinyEvel]

She reminds me of Dale Bozzio from Missing Persons...

GAGA

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Bozzio...

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[88TG88]

agreed

[ChiefsCountry]

Just Dance!

[BWillie]

do not want

http://media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2008/8/13/Lady-Gaga-0808.jpg

[KcMizzou]

This is the first time I've heard of her.

[StcChief]

never heard of her here in Flyover country.... I haven't missed anything.

[DJJasonp]

I saw Missing Persons about 8 or 9 years ago...in all places... a little hole in the wall in San Clemente....

It was ok...but kind of sad watching the group try to "recapture the glory" so to speak....

[Joe_Camel]

www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=20201&photo_key=74451

[TinyEvel]

She would be super-freaky in the bedroom.

[Blick]

Her outfits are weird, but she probably looks good naked. I would smash.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'd hit it...













































































With a fucking 9-iron.

[Delano]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a penis carefully tucked in her hideous leotard.

[MTG#10]

:Lin:

[Mr. Krab]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a penis carefully tucked in her hideous leotard.
I've seen rumors on the internet that she was actually born a him.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I've seen rumors on the internet that she was actually born a him.

OMG that would make this thread epic.

[Mr. Krab]

make sure and keep that adam's apple covered up girlfriend.

ewww :Lin:

[Halfcan]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a penis carefully tucked in her hideous leotard.

ROFL dude looks like a lady

[Micjones]

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5476/ladygagai.jpg
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2059/ladygaga2h.jpg

The girl's got a dumper.
I like, I like.

[Brock]

That is one homely girl. She probably looks okay next to Amy Winehouse.

[Blick]

I think that anybody who trashes the appearance of a celebrity should be required to post a picture of their wife, girlfriend, or the last person they tricked into sleeping with them.

I swear it seems like 98% of guys online are banging supermodels 24/7.

[T-post Tom]

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[BWillie]

I think that anybody who trashes the appearance of a celebrity should be required to post a picture of their wife, girlfriend, or the last person they tricked into sleeping with them.

I swear it seems like 98% of guys online are banging supermodels 24/7.

I usually agree with you. I've been the first to mock those on here who have their 250 lbs wives and mock chicks they wouldn't even have a shot with in real life, but Lady Gaga looks like she was hit in the face with a log chain. Rockin' body yes, but I just can't get over her grill. There's a reason why she wears a long wig and huge glasses most of the time. Cuz she's not hot.

[TinyEvel]

Meh, that one pic of her is like the worst pic I've seen of her and that is BS. Wiki has her full history she is a chick.

[TinyEvel]

I usually agree with you. I've been the first to mock those on here who have their 250 lbs wives and mock chicks they wouldn't even have a shot with in real life, but Lady Gaga looks like she was hit in the face with a log chain. Rockin' body yes, but I just can't get over her grill. There's a reason why she wears a long wig and huge glasses most of the time. Cuz she's not hot.

Yeah, I'm not necessarily talking specifically about the face. This is not like I'm imagining some fuggen wedding pictures with us in front of some hedge sculptures or some holiday dinner where she walks in the room with a tray full of yams.

I'm talking about the THEME.

Here's a chick who's half space chick and half freakazoid. Pop the friggen champagne and let's get nutz.

[The_Doctor10]

Meh, that one pic of her is like the worst pic I've seen of her and that is BS. Wiki has her full history she is a chick.

You and I both know that somebody is going to read this and make a point to change her profile to say 'used to have junk in more places than her trunk'

[Phobia]

I think that anybody who trashes the appearance of a celebrity should be required to post a picture of their wife, girlfriend, or the last person they tricked into sleeping with them.

I swear it seems like 98% of guys online are banging supermodels 24/7.

That's a good idea.

[Skip Towne]

SOOOOOOOOEY!!! Tiny been hoggin'

[Braincase]

In a return to the entertainment world after pursuing a degree in neuroscience, Miyam Bialik, star of the 80's series "Blossom", tackles the role of Judy Jetson...

[Buehler445]

She wears some HIDEOUS shit. It would be easier to pass judgement if she were nekkid.

[BigMeatballDave]

That is one homely girl. She probably looks okay next to Amy Winehouse.Heh. A pile of shit would look OK next to Amy Winehouse...

[Blick]

I usually agree with you. I've been the first to mock those on here who have their 250 lbs wives and mock chicks they wouldn't even have a shot with in real life, but Lady Gaga looks like she was hit in the face with a log chain. Rockin' body yes, but I just can't get over her grill. There's a reason why she wears a long wig and huge glasses most of the time. Cuz she's not hot.

I could get over the face for one night. :BLVD:

[MikeMaslowski]

Heh. A pile of shit would look OK next to Amy Winehouse...

But, would you look at her naked if you could

just

click

here-?-?- http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2060517.ece

[Brock]

I think that anybody who trashes the appearance of a celebrity should be required to post a picture of their wife, girlfriend, or the last person they tricked into sleeping with them.

I swear it seems like 98% of guys online are banging supermodels 24/7.

So you think she's hot? Sorry pal, I don't say ridiculous things like "Danica Patrick is average" or shit like that. This broad is ugly, period.

[Katipan]

Thank God you men all have individual scales for determining hotness, even if some of your scales are warped. You sure as hell can't agree on a global one.

[Blick]

So you think she's hot? Sorry pal, I don't say ridiculous things like "Danica Patrick is average" or shit like that. This broad is ugly, period.

She's sexy and she seems like she would be fun in bed. Her face is weird, so she's not hot.

She got an offer to do Playboy. I don't think Hef asks ugly broads to be in his magazine.

[Micjones]

I think that anybody who trashes the appearance of a celebrity should be required to post a picture of their wife, girlfriend, or the last person they tricked into sleeping with them.

I swear it seems like 98% of guys online are banging supermodels 24/7.

:clap:

Thank you!

[DaKCMan AP]

Thank God you men all have individual scales for determining hotness, even if some of your scales are warped. You sure as hell can't agree on a global one.

While there isn't an agreed upon global scale, mine is the unofficial universal standard. Some may disagree or have different opinions, but they're wrong and dismissed statistically as "outliers".

[Katipan]

While there isn't an agreed upon global scale, mine is the unofficial universal standard. Some may disagree or have different opinions, but they're wrong and dismissed statistically as "outliers".

Thats just because you're so fucking awesome.

[keg in kc]

She's a three-bagger. Two over her head and one over mine in case the others slip.

[DaKCMan AP]

Thats just because you're so ****ing awesome.

Can't argue that. You understand perfectly. :)

[Katipan]

She's a three-bagger. Two over her head and one over mine in case the others slip.

Tin Foil for added alien protection. And girth.

[Micjones]

http://www.wmagazine.com/images/celebrities/2007/10/cear_lady_gaga_01_h.jpg
http://www.topnews.in/files/lady-gaga.jpg
http://jnelj.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/lady-gaga12_h.jpg

She's not particularly pretty IMHO, but I don't think she's as weird looking as some of you would lead us to believe either.

[keg in kc]

Tin Foil for added alien protection. And girth.If I had any more girth I'd need the jaws of life to get it in there.

Aliens, though. That's a possibility. She looks pleiadian.

[Buehler445]

While there isn't an agreed upon global scale, mine is the unofficial universal standard. Some may disagree or have different opinions, but they're wrong and dismissed statistically as "outliers".

ROFL. That is a glorious post!
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[Katipan]

If I had any more girth I'd need the jaws of life to get it in there.

...

[ferrarispider95]

I usually agree with you. I've been the first to mock those on here who have their 250 lbs wives and mock chicks they wouldn't even have a shot with in real life, but Lady Gaga looks like she was hit in the face with a log chain. Rockin' body yes, but I just can't get over her grill. There's a reason why she wears a long wig and huge glasses most of the time. Cuz she's not hot.


this

[Brock]

Her face is weird, so she's not hot.


Yes. Why do you think she does everything she can to cover it up?

[Blick]

Yes. Why do you think she does everything she can to cover it up?

I'd turn the lights off. It'd be fine.

[keg in kc]

I'd turn the lights off. It'd be fine.Until you bump into her penis.

[Katipan]

Until you bump into her penis.

Block it out. Mind over matter.

[keg in kc]

Block it out. Mind over matter.Some things you can't block out. Hell, if my mind could control matter, I'd be having threeways with a pair of Scarlett Johansson twins on a daily basis.

[Blick]

Until you bump into her penis.

Then, I :Lin: and :deevee:

[Micjones]

Block it out. Mind over matter.

If they don't mind the penis it don't matter.
ROFL

[keg in kc]

Then, I :Lin: and :deevee:So you'd take a shot in the mouth, spit it out, and then stretch in ecstacy?

[Blick]

So you'd take a shot in the mouth, spit it out, and then stretch in ecstacy?

WTF?

[Katipan]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2924155&highlight=blindfolded#post2924155

[Delano]

WTF?

Well, to be honest, that is how I interpreted your emoticons as well.

[keg in kc]

Well, to be honest, that is how I interpreted your emoticons as well.Who are we to judge.

[DaneMcCloud]

I think that anybody who trashes the appearance of a celebrity should be required to post a picture of their wife, girlfriend, or the last person they tricked into sleeping with them.

I swear it seems like 98% of guys online are banging supermodels 24/7.

Bullshit.

Are you telling me that this "woman" (who's only 20 years old) is somehow "hot" because she's a celebrity and that anyone who disagrees needs to post pics of their S.O.?

You're fucking crazy.

Being a "celebrity" doesn't make one "hot". This chick looks like the offspring of a crack-whore mutant and John Elway. She's fucking ugly.

She got an offer to do Playboy. I don't think Hef asks ugly broads to be in his magazine.

So I take that you think "Octo-Mom" is hot as well? Because she's a "celebrity"?

JFC.

And FWIW, "Hef's" daughter has run the magazine for more than a decade. It's not up to him who's pictured or on the cover.

[keg in kc]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2924155&highlight=blindfolded#post2924155You'll never get me in a blindfold now.

[Blick]

Bullshit.

Are you telling me that this "woman" (who's only 20 years old) is somehow "hot" because she's a celebrity and that anyone who disagrees needs to post pics of their S.O.?

You're ****ing crazy.

Being a "celebrity" doesn't make one "hot". This chick looks like the offspring of a crack-whore mutant and John Elway. She's ****ing ugly.



So I take that you think "Octo-Mom" is hot as well? Because she's a "celebrity"?

JFC.

And FWIW, "Hef's" daughter has run the magazine for more than a decade. It's not up to him who's pictured or on the cover.

I said she wasn't hot. Good reading.

[DaKCMan AP]

Bullshit.

Are you telling me that this "woman" (who's only 20 years old) is somehow "hot" because she's a celebrity and that anyone who disagrees needs to post pics of their S.O.?

You're ****ing crazy.

Being a "celebrity" doesn't make one "hot". This chick looks like the offspring of a crack-whore mutant and John Elway. She's ****ing ugly.


You are correct in that being a celebrity does not equal hotness. However, it is highly hypocritical of those who are calling her fugly and claim they wouldn't touch her yet bang homelier female(s) on a regular basis.

[keg in kc]

I've banged homlier chicks. It doesn't mean I want a repeat performance.

[DaKCMan AP]

I've banged homlier chicks. It doesn't mean I want a repeat performance.

Thus the use of 'regularly'.

[DaneMcCloud]

You are correct in that being a celebrity does not equal hotness. However, it is highly hypocritical of those who are calling her fugly and claim they wouldn't touch her yet bang homelier female(s) on a regular basis.

I think that's difficult to prove.

She's awfully ugly.

[DaneMcCloud]

I said she wasn't hot. Good reading.

No, it was just implied.

:rolleyes:

[Blick]

Her face is weird, so she's not hot.

There ya go, Dane. Dumb fuck.

I said I'd have a one night stand with her. That's all.

[DaneMcCloud]

There ya go, Dane. Dumb fuck.

I said I'd have a one night stand with her. That's all.

Hey, FUCK YOU.

Who the fuck do you think you are, coming in with 100 post, busting balls?

You didn't quote the right post.

Go fuck yourself, cockbag.

[Blick]

Hey, **** YOU.

Who the **** do you think you are, coming in with 100 post, busting balls?

You didn't quote the right post.

Go **** yourself, cockbag.

ROFL

[Katipan]

You'll never get me in a blindfold now.

Slight tap to the back of the head with a sledghammer will put you in a similar state.

[DaneMcCloud]

There ya go, Dane. Dumb fuck.

I said I'd have a one night stand with her. That's all.

Yeah, you also made the fucking stupid claim that anyone who thinks a celebrity is unattractive should post pictures of the person they're with.

FUCKING STUPID.

And again, I guess you think Octo-Mom is hot.

ROFL

[keg in kc]

Slight tap to the back of the head with a sledghammer will put you in a similar state.That's not the kind of drooling most women want.

[Katipan]

And again, I guess you think Octo-Mom is hot.

ROFL

Anyone can be hot if they stand next to someone ugly enough.

[DaKCMan AP]

Anyone can be hot if they stand next to someone ugly enough.

No, they'd just be less ugly.

[keg in kc]

Anyone can be hot if they stand next to someone ugly enough.I wouldn't go that far. There's a far cry between "less ugly than" and "hot".

[Skip Towne]

She's sexy and she seems like she would be fun in bed. Her face is weird, so she's not hot.

She got an offer to do Playboy. I don't think Hef asks ugly broads to be in his magazine.

He put Suzanne Sommers in there.

[Katipan]

No, they'd just be less ugly.

I wouldn't go that far. There's a far cry between "less ugly than" and "hot".

What about "hotter THAN..."

[Katipan]

He put Suzanne Sommers in there.

And Chyna.

[Buehler445]

I decided this thread was worthless without (more) pictures.

This one looks pretty solid.
http://www.celebdrop.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/20334_LadyGaGa7.jpg

Outside of the god awful eye makeup and WTF shorts, its OK
http://www.lovebscott.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/lady-gaga.jpg

Face isn't really clear, but looks...Meh, not terrible.
http://www.hitzonly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lady-gaga-brit-awards1.jpg

Eich. Not so good....
http://www.ampradio.com.vhost.zerolag.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lady-gaga-photo.jpg

Good GOD this is hideous hair...and...everything else. But facial structure is reasonable.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00737/Lady_GaGa_737616a.jpg

This one isn't terrible, despite her hair (again).
http://www.music.com/artist-images/artist/P%20%201055684/LadyGaga_bio.jpg

Apparently this is an early picture of her. I don't know if it is valid or not.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00737/Lady_GaGa_737615a.jpg

I think the bottom line is that she would be respectable if she would get rid of her WTF look and dress like a normal human.

[Blick]

Yeah, you also made the ****ing stupid claim that anyone who thinks a celebrity is unattractive should post pictures of the person they're with.

****ING STUPID.

And again, I guess you think Octo-Mom is hot.

ROFL

It's just funny to me to read what people think of celebrities when I bet most of the guys here have had sex with a girl who's probably worse looking. It's the same story at every message board. Every guy out there is apparently pulling the hottest ass around. It's not realistic.

[DaKCMan AP]

What about "hotter THAN..."

Negative. Hotter than would imply that one or both possesses some level of hotness. "Less ugly than..." on the other hand..

[keg in kc]

Negative. Hotter than would imply that one or both possesses some level of hotness. "Less ugly than..." on the other hand..Sort of like saying a pile of shit with peanuts is preferable to a pile of shit with corn.

[Blick]

He put Suzanne Sommers in there.

Ok, the Playboy thing obviously wasn't a good point. I don't keep up with who does it.

[DaKCMan AP]

Sort of like saying a pile of shit with peanuts is preferable to a pile of shit with corn.

Precisely. Neither are preferable, but one may be less preferable than the other.

[Katipan]

It's just funny to me to read what people think of celebrities when I bet most of the guys here have had sex with a girl who's probably worse looking. It's the same story at every message board. Every guy out there is apparently pulling the hottest ass around. It's not realistic.

All my men have been perfect 10s.

[Blick]

All my men have been perfect 10s.

I'm not that picky.

[keg in kc]

I'm not that picky.So you'll take a guy if he's a 6?

NTTAWWT

[DaKCMan AP]

I'm not that picky.

So not all of your men have been perfect 10's? :D

[Blick]

I set that one up on a silver fucking platter.

[keg in kc]

I don't know if any of my women have been above a 5 or a 6.

That's tonnage.

[DaneMcCloud]

It's just funny to me to read what people think of celebrities when I bet most of the guys here have had sex with a girl who's probably worse looking. It's the same story at every message board. Every guy out there is apparently pulling the hottest ass around. It's not realistic.

I guess it depends where you live, what your tastes are, etc.

Plenty of the Chiefsplanet members have shown pics of their girlfriends and wives that are at least a 7 or above.

It's not that unrealistic.

And trust me, I see "celebrities" every freakin' day.

Many of them are not so hot in person. Some are even better. It just all depends.

[Katipan]

Oh I totally think the average CP member is dating/shackingup/fornicatingwith/stalking someone of a higher value on the hotometer.

[keg in kc]

I wonder if I'm an above average or below average CP member.

Wait. Nobody answer that.

[Katipan]

I wonder if I'm an above average or below average CP member.

Wait. Nobody answer that.

Depends on whether we're talking above or below the waist.

[Blick]

I guess it depends where you live, what your tastes are, etc.

Plenty of the Chiefsplanet members have shown pics of their girlfriends and wives that are at least a 7 or above.

It's not that unrealistic.

And trust me, I see "celebrities" every freakin' day.

Many of them are not so hot in person. Some are even better. It just all depends.

Yeah, I mean everybody has different standards. Mine could definitely be higher.

I haven't seen these pictures...and rating systems are completely subjective.

I agree that celebrities are overrated sometimes.

[Jilly]

it's not even fair to make the comparison...."real" people vs. celebrities....9 times out of 10 guys think their SO is hot not because of their looks, but because they know them and like their personality AS WELL. But with celebs, pretty much all you have to go by is looks

[Jilly]

I wonder if I'm an above average or below average CP member.

Wait. Nobody answer that.

average....I can't answer anything other than that. You understand.

[keg in kc]

Depends on whether we're talking above or below the waist.There are so many ways to take that.

[Katipan]

There are so many ways to take that.

Dear God I hope so.

[keg in kc]

average....I can't answer anything other than that. You understand.Not really. But I'm not known for my brainz.
Dear God I hope so.Below average below the waist only because it's hanging below what's average.

(rimshot)

We won't talk about above the waist.

[Jilly]

Not really. But I'm not known for my brainz.
Below average below the waist only because it's hanging below what's average.

(rimshot)

We won't talk about above the waist.

If I said below average, that would be hurtful.
If I said above average, that would offend my husband.
Average is safe. So I'm going with that.

[keg in kc]

That's far too serious and thought-out an answer for a lady gaga thread.

[DaneMcCloud]

I agree that celebrities are overrated sometimes.

Well, I can honesty tell you that the dudes look exactly the same as they do on TV or the movie screen. Whether it's Brad Pitt, George Clooney or Johnny Depp (or Dennis Quad, Keifer Sutherland, Mike Myers, Christian Slater, etc.). I don't think that any woman would see any of those guys and say "Eh. He looks better on TV.". They look exactly the same.

As for women, hanging out and seeing them in person can be a VERY different experience. Some women (like Pam Anderson) look just beat in person, then you'd see her on TV the next day and she looks gorgeous. I've run into Brooke Burke several times just after her botox, with no makeup and I'd have to say "Huh uh. No way". On TV, she's beautiful.

But on the other hand, women like Brooke Shields and Daphne Zuniga are absolutely stunning in person. And quite honestly, the camera does not capture the complete beauty of Charlize Theron. She's a goddess.

So it all depends on the person.

[Katipan]

We won't talk about above the waist.

We don't really care about that half anyways.

[keg in kc]

We don't really care about that half anyways.Sure you do, that's the half with fingers and tongue.

[Katipan]

Whether it's Brad Pitt, George Clooney or Johnny Depp (or Dennis Quad, Keifer Sutherland, Mike Myers, Christian Slater, etc.).

I would sleep with Brad Pitt, I'd finger George's asshole, but the rest of them... I'd hump Claythan before them. Unless Johnny was wearing the Captain's hat... Then maybe.

[keg in kc]

I'd hump Claythan before them.There you go, clay, you're in!

[Katipan]

Sure you do, that's the half with fingers and tongue.

My arms hang so low and my fingers are so long, that they brush against my knees.

Very spider monkeyish.

My tongue... Well... I'm working on that.

[keg in kc]

My arms hang so low and my fingers are so long, that they brush against my knees.

Very spider monkeyish.

My tongue... Well... I'm working on that.I think saw you in anime once.

[Blick]

Well, I can honesty tell you that the dudes look exactly the same as they do on TV or the movie screen. Whether it's Brad Pitt, George Clooney or Johnny Depp (or Dennis Quad, Keifer Sutherland, Mike Myers, Christian Slater, etc.). I don't think that any woman would see any of those guys and say "Eh. He looks better on TV.". They look exactly the same.

As for women, hanging out and seeing them in person can be a VERY different experience. Some women (like Pam Anderson) look just beat in person, then you'd see her on TV the next day and she looks gorgeous. I've run into Brooke Burke several times just after her botox, with no makeup and I'd have to say "Huh uh. No way". On TV, she's beautiful.

But on the other hand, women like Brooke Shields and Daphne Zuniga are absolutely stunning in person. And quite honestly, the camera does not capture the complete beauty of Charlize Theron. She's a goddess.

So it all depends on the person.

That doesn't surprise me with the dudes. Women can look entirely different depending on make-up, hair, clothes, etc. Guys generally look the same no matter what.

I could see that in Pam Anderson. Brooke Burke is surprising. I like her.

Brooke Shields has aged well. Who is Daphne Zuniga? Theron always seemed like a natural beauty.

[Katipan]

Guys generally look the same no matter what.

I dunno... I always take a second look when a guy wears makeup.

[Buehler445]

Charlize Theron is drop freaking dead gorgeous. I've said it for years. But she looks BETTER in person? She must be a goddess. That woman is flat gorgeous.
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[DaneMcCloud]

Charlize Theron is drop freaking dead gorgeous. I've said it for years. But she looks BETTER in person? She must be a goddess. That woman is flat gorgeous.
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Yes.

Total goddess.

[mikey23545]

Anyone can be hot if they stand next to someone ugly enough.

And DameMcCloud could seem like a decent person if he stood next to Hitler or Stalin.

[Micjones]

Charlize Theron is drop freaking dead gorgeous. I've said it for years. But she looks BETTER in person? She must be a goddess. That woman is flat gorgeous.
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Theron is a beautiful woman.
Hard to imagine her being more beautiful in person.

[DaneMcCloud]

And DameMcCloud could seem like a decent person if he stood next to Hitler or Stalin.

I doubt it

[Phobia]

She's sexy and she seems like she would be fun in bed. Her face is weird, so she's not hot.

She got an offer to do Playboy. I don't think Hef asks ugly broads to be in his magazine.

Hef has artists on staff that could make Barbara Bush look delicious.

[Phobia]

I dunno... I always take a second look when a guy wears makeup.

I really believe this is becoming more and more trendy.

[keg in kc]

Hef has artists on staff that could make Barbara Bush look delicious.Not that tall an order.

http://www.mopo.ca/hello/1907759/640/barbara-bush-daughter-2006.11.22-16.49.14.jpg

[Demonpenz]

her face reminds me of that cartoon where the guy would turn into a car, and his teeth stretched out to be the grill and his lights were his eyes that is what her face reminds me of

[Demonpenz]

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[Buehler445]

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ROFL

Where the hell do you come up with this shit?

[Mosbonian]

Anyone can be hot if they stand next to someone ugly enough.

You've evidently never seen a picture of me....no one can make me look good. But that's ok, my average-to-most-of-you;hot-to-me wife thinks I am just fine the way I am.

And while she's not famous to anyone outside my house, I'll take her over any publicity-hound celebrity anyday.

mmaddog
*******

[keg in kc]

Holy shit, turbo teen. I think I watched that growing up.

[Chieftain58]

repost.. ha

[Katipan]

You've evidently never seen a picture of me....no one can make me look good. But that's ok, my average-to-most-of-you;hot-to-me wife thinks I am just fine the way I am.

And while she's not famous to anyone outside my house, I'll take her over any publicity-hound celebrity anyday.

mmaddog
*******

This post makes me sad. And then happy.

It's very confusing.

[mikey23545]

You've evidently never seen a picture of me....no one can make me look good. But that's ok, my average-to-most-of-you;hot-to-me wife thinks I am just fine the way I am.

And while she's not famous to anyone outside my house, I'll take her over any publicity-hound celebrity anyday.

mmaddog
*******

I have no idea what you look like, but you and your wife sound like damn good people to me.

[Jilly]

This post makes me sad. And then happy.

It's very confusing.

I think it's extremely sweet. I feel happy for his wife.

[Mr. Krab]

I've had that stupid song stuck in my head for the last 24 hours now, thanks to this thread. :grr:

[DaKCMan AP]

I've had that stupid song stuck in my head for the last 24 hours now, thanks to this thread. :grr:

It'll be ok...

[Buehler445]

I've had that stupid song stuck in my head for the last 24 hours now, thanks to this thread. :grr:

Sing Puff the Magic Dragon. That gaga song will cone right out.
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[Baby Lee]

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[htismaqe]

They should call her Lady Cuckoo.

[Baby Lee]

They should call her Lady Cuckoo.

Not a fan?

[Fat Elvis]

OK, I'm old and I really don't know how certain phrases get started, but...





...maybe it is just me, but I really don't think I'd like to pee in anybody's butt. That is just me. The prospect of having my own urine drip or splash back on me is not erotic/sexy as far as I'm concerned.

[Delano]

Kind of a funny thing.

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[htismaqe]

Not a fan?

Not after I saw her on American Idol.

Maybe back in my acid days I might have appreciated it.

[Baby Lee]

Not after I saw her on American Idol.

Maybe back in my acid days I might have appreciated it.

You watch American Idol.
http://op-for.com/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

Seriousy, tho' Did you check out the vid clip? It's nice to see a pop star that actually has chops and is something more than a vocoder and a house beat.
Reminds me of Cyndi Lauper [talent wise].

[pr_capone]

I must admit...



I want to pee in h.e.r b.u.t.t.!!!!

still wanna pee in h.e.r b.u.t.t.?

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25908431-5012974,00.html



FOOTAGE of Lady Gaga dancing on stage has sparked rumours across celebrity gossip websites that she is a hermaphrodite. SEE CONTROVERSIAL FOOTAGE HERE.

Hollyscoop.com reports there's a rumor spreading like wildfire on the internet that Lady Gaga has both male and female reproductive parts and she's reportedly even addressed it in the past.

"Its not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female," she reportedly wrote in a blog back in December 2008.

"I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot."

Lady Gaga raised eyebrows during the Glastonbury festival in England when the footage of her was shot and has since hit YouTube.

But Lady Gaga's manager has told media outlets including ABCnews.com that the rumours of her being a hermaphrodite were "ridiculous."

Below is the video mentioned in the article. (NSFW - there is a peener flash)

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[TinyEvel]

gallons

[KCChiefsMan]

ya, I would hit it.

[Valiant]

I thought most knew she had both parts?? Makes this thread classic after reading it from start to finish..

K, somebody posted the video.. I guess there is a interview from years before she got famous also about it..

[jAZ]

Dale Bozzio was MUCH hotter. F'ing playboy bunny hot. In fact actual playboy bunny.

[TinyEvel]

I dunno. Maybe you doubters are more comfortable with fat chicks in Jorts and sandals? Myself, I like a gal with a theme. Judy Jetson, Lily Munster, Stripper Nurse Zonmbie from Space, etc. If it be August and she looks like she's going to a Halloween party or looks like she just landed here in a time machine from the future (or past) I'm in.
Ding ding ding!!!

[salame]

I don't know about you guys but the whole both parts thing turns me on

[MoreLemonPledge]

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[pr_capone]

gallons

LMAO

buckets would also have been an acceptable answer

[Rausch]

I dunno. Maybe you doubters are more comfortable with fat chicks in Jorts and sandals? Myself, I like a gal with a theme.

I like a gal with personality and morals.







And I like them to scatter like a dew drop on Venus once we play dominoes...

[beach tribe]

HAAAA!!! You guys want to rub nuts with Lady Boy GAGA!!!!

HAAAA!!!!!HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Dude, seriously she/he's a fuqin dog.

[beach tribe]

I dunno. Maybe you doubters are more comfortable with fat chicks in Jorts and sandals? Myself, I like a gal with a dingle, and berries.
Ding ding ding!!!

R
O
Fuqin F
L

I love you tiny, but it's a man baby.

[Stewie]

I had only heard of her, never seen her. Can I turn back the clock?

[ClevelandBronco]

...She got an offer to do Playboy. I don't think Hef asks ugly broads to be in his magazine.

You must have missed the Sandra Berhardt spread.
http://j.bdbphotos.com/pictures/F/5L/F5W7O5P_large.jpg

[Radar Chief]

still wanna pee in h.e.r b.u.t.t.?

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25908431-5012974,00.html



Below is the video mentioned in the article. (NSFW - there is a peener flash)

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:eek:ROFL

[MOhillbilly]

I must admit...



I want to pee in h.e.r b.u.t.t.!!!!

lol. you whacked off to it. HA. ha.

[Brock]

Until you bump into her penis.

keg knew something we didn't.

[Mr. Krab]

Tiny Evel is teh ghey.

[Reaper16]

Lady Gaga is win. She admits that she makes "soulless pop music" but that it sounds good when you're on Ecstasy and grinding up against someone on the dance floor. She's got all of this androgyny going on and a stated desire to help break up the rigid parameters of sex and intimacy based on gender. She might be the most fully-realized pop music persona since Madonna.

[BigMeatballDave]

Lady Gaga is win. She admits that she makes "soulless pop music" but that it sounds good when you're on Ecstasy and grinding up against someone on the dance floor. She's got all of this androgyny going on and a stated desire to help break up the rigid parameters of sex and intimacy based on gender. She might be the most fully-realized pop music persona since Madonna.Yeah, I'm not a fan, but far be it from me to critize someone who finds a way to make truckload of cash...

[Mr. Krab]

Lady Gaga is win. She admits that she makes "soulless pop music" but that it sounds good when you're on Ecstasy and grinding up against someone on the dance floor. She's got all of this androgyny going on and a stated desire to help break up the rigid parameters of sex and intimacy based on gender. She might be the most fully-realized pop music persona since Madonna.Yeah, I'm not a fan, but far be it from me to critize someone who finds a way to make truckload of cash...
This is not a philosophical question about pop music, this is about whether GaGa has a PeePee.

[Reaper16]

This is not a philosophical question about pop music, this is about whether GaGa has a PeePee.
Its far cooler if she does.

[Mecca]

Homophobia is running wild on a midwestern message board...I am stunned!

[Baby Lee]

The real question, Goyem or Juden?

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/28613135/Lady+GaGa+testicles.jpg

[BigMeatballDave]

This is not a philosophical question about pop music, this is about whether GaGa has a PeePee.I saw the video, and no, I don't think so.

[Hammock Parties]

The only barometer you should use is whether or not you can beat off to her pic. FAIL.

[BigMeatballDave]

The real question, Goyem or Juden?

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/28613135/Lady+GaGa+testicles.jpgLarge Vulva

[seclark]

my momma always said, "if your dick's hanging below your hem line, your dress is too short."
sec

[Baby Lee]

This is not a philosophical question about pop music, this is about whether GaGa has a PeePee.

NFSW

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[Crush]

Eeeeeeeeewww I'll have the crab juice.