For those who have kids that text or chat

[skky man]

I found this site interesting and helpful. I have a 14 yr old boy and 11 girl.

8 - Oral sex
1337 - Elite
143 - I love you
182 - I hate you
459 - I love you
1174 - Nude club
420 - Marijuana
ADR - Address
ASL - Age/Sex/Location
banana - Penis
CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
DUM - Do You Masturbate?
DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
FB - F*** Buddy
FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FOL - Fond of Leather
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
IAYM - I Am Your Master
IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
IIT - Is It Tight?
ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
J/O - Jerking Off
KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
kitty - Vagina
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MorF - Male or Female
MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
NMU - Not Much, You?
P911 - Parent Alert
PAL - Parents Are Listening
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PIR - Parent In Room
POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
PRON - Porn
Q2C - Quick To Cum
RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
RUH - Are You Horny?
S2R - Send To Receive
SorG - Straight or Gay
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
WYCM - Will You Call Me?

www.netlingo.com

[TinyEvel]

WTF?

:shake:

[The_Doctor10]

Newsflash: If you were a decent parent, you really shouldn't have to worry about this.

[CrazyPhuD]

Man now I sort of want to change my user name to this...

FMLTWIA

ROFL....seriously who doesn't know most of these(except for the parent related ones)

[WoodDraw]

Man now I sort of want to change my user name to this...

FMLTWIA

ROFL....seriously who doesn't know most of these(except for the parent related ones)

Better yet, who uses these? If one of your kids is saying FMLTWIA, you've got bigger problems than not knowing wtf it means. Jeeze

[Jewish Rabbi]

I've never heard of almost any of these. And I'm 19. Is that bad?? And by the way, 1337 is "leet", not elite.

[RustShack]

I love cock

Gross

[CrazyPhuD]

I've never heard of almost any of these. And I'm 19. Is that bad?? And by the way, 1337 is "leet", not elite.

ROFL

you don't know your 'leet' speak history do you? 1337 was originally from old BBS hacker days(and even phone phreakers) used to also be spelled 31337 which was the original translation for elite as in elite hacker.

This is just an extension of the common code speak that used to happen back in the old days, now new medium and a few new phrases.

[Jewish Rabbi]

ROFL

you don't know your 'leet' speak history do you?

Guess not...

[Katipan]

I think I'd be more pissed off that my kid was so fucking lazy.

[BigRedChief]

Newsflash: If you were a decent parent, you really shouldn't have to worry about this.
ROFL you lead a sheltered life. It's not only the "bad" kids doing this type of sexting.

[Katipan]

At least with all this communication teenage girls are getting it a helluva lot better these days than the teenage girls of my age were getting it.

[Hootie]

ok I text to set up fuck buddies and shit but I've never used any of that shit...LMAO

Here's a standard text: "Wanna fuck?"

IIT?! Is it tight? Are we kidding? Hahahaha. I hope no one takes this list serious.

[Hootie]

1174 - nude club?

Who the fuck thought of that/why did anyone think of that/what the hell?

[Hootie]

ok I read more of these...DUM? DUSL?

Shit, I can make up acronyms too and claim they have something to do with texting.

WYPOMAS? - Will you piss on me after sex?
CILMMWITMO? - Can I let my mother watch it turns me on?
DYTOBPWYF? - Do you think of black people while you fuck?

SO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE PARENTS...YOU DON'T WANT YOUR 14 YEAR OLD TEEN THINKING OF BIG SCARY BLACK MEN WHEN THEY ARE HAVING SEX!

[Hootie]

I'm Q2C when PAW

[Mr. Plow]

ASIWEATSIBWYFATIWSYOTA/DYLT?






After Sex I Will Eat A Turkey Sandwich In Bed While You Fall Asleep Then I Will Slap You On The Ass / Do You Like That?

[-King-]

I found this site interesting and helpful. I have a 14 yr old boy and 11 girl.

8 - Oral sex
1337 - Elite
143 - I love you
182 - I hate you
459 - I love you
1174 - Nude club
420 - Marijuana
ADR - Address
ASL - Age/Sex/Location
banana - Penis
CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
DUM - Do You Masturbate?
DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
FB - F*** Buddy
FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FOL - Fond of Leather
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
IAYM - I Am Your Master
IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
IIT - Is It Tight?
ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
J/O - Jerking Off
KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
kitty - Vagina
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MorF - Male or Female
MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
NMU - Not Much, You?
P911 - Parent Alert
PAL - Parents Are Listening
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PIR - Parent In Room
POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
PRON - Porn
Q2C - Quick To Cum
RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
RUH - Are You Horny?
S2R - Send To Receive
SorG - Straight or Gay
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
WYCM - Will You Call Me?

www.netlingo.com


Seriously, no one uses that shit. People stopped using acronyms like that a year or two ago. I could ask most teens and they would have NO idea what those mean. I know I dont.

[Mecca]

This list is even worse than the stupid thing where people thought colored bracelets had to do with sex.

[Katipan]

This list is even worse than the stupid thing where people thought colored bracelets had to do with sex.

But the rainbow game is still in vogue, right?

[DeezNutz]

SMCYDLFWWIWSC

Where's this at? It's my stand-by and is certainly list worthy.

"Suck my cack you dirty little ****ing whore while I watch SportsCenter"

[Agent V]

If you actually believe your son or daughter is using the words "banana" and "kitty" in the way the list describes, you need to lay off the Christian radio PSA's.

[Pablo]

I like the Fond of Leather acronym the best.

"Why yes, I just bought an Acura, the interior is marvelous, but I'm FOL, of course."

[rambleonthruthefog]

Newsflash: If you were a decent parent, you really shouldn't have to worry about this.


cause all good parents have angels for children. what a dumb thing to say.

[keg in kc]

WTF?

:shake:srlsy

[Rain Man]

This illustrates how our society's grammar is degrading.

[Katipan]

I definitely used both the words kitty and banana in reference to the human reproductive system.

[Chief Pote]

ASIWEATSIBWYFATIWSYOTA/DYLT?






After Sex I Will Eat A Turkey Sandwich In Bed While You Fall Asleep Then I Will Slap You On The Ass / Do You Like That?

ROFL sicko

[Mr. Plow]

LMBSMB





Lick My Ball Sack Monkey Bitch

[keg in kc]

Where I'm from, it's usually OMS not MOS.

[StcChief]

This illustrates how our society's grammar is degrading.in reaction to the overall degrading of society

[rambleonthruthefog]

guess this hot and sexy new text mssg.

DYTIITA

[Mr. Plow]

guess this hot and sexy new text mssg.

DYTIITA



Do You Take It In The A$$

[rambleonthruthefog]

Do You Take It In The A$$

ding ding ding. we have a winner. what a filthy f'n mind you have mr. plow.

[Mr. Plow]

ding ding ding. we have a winner. what a filthy f'n mind you have mr. plow.


Sometimes, you have to show the wife who is boss.

[keg in kc]

Sometimes, you have to show the wife who is boss.If that's the case then it's YDTIITA

[rambleonthruthefog]

If that's the case then it's YDTIITA

no no no. its TIITAB! or TIITAN!

[Mr. Plow]

No. It's actually:

WYAAIAGTSTIYBWNL

[Chiefaholic]

Newsflash: If you were a decent parent, you really shouldn't have to worry about this.

Do you have any teenagers living in your home?

[Jewish Rabbi]

Do you have any teenagers living in your home?

It doesn't matter. No one fuckin talks like this. There are abbreviations, just not the shit on the list. If kids have something they don't want their parents to see, they delete the fuckin text message.

[Katipan]

Yeah I think history has proven that parents are smarter but their offspring are more conniving.

[Hammock Parties]

An 18-year old girl I chat with told me she would use PBJ as code for sex in her diary.

[dj56dt58]

how the fuck do they remember all of this? Do they study these codes instead of science these days? wtf

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Newsflash: If you were a decent parent, you really shouldn't have to worry about this.

You mean like how preachers kids are often some of the worst behaved kids of all? I dated one... and I was told there is a trend...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

An 18-year old girl I chat with told me she would use PBJ as code for sex in her diary.

Gives a new meaning to dancing banana

[bdeg]

ROFL....seriously who doesn't know most of these(except for the parent related ones)

Me. Seems to me some crazy parent made up a bunch of these.

I think 80% of those are BS, or would not be seen in anything but the most hardcore of chatrooms. The kind you would have to TRY to find.

[rambleonthruthefog]

this thread has me dreading my daughter "growing up". I plan on going with a strategy of manipulation and adaptation to hopefully curb any really foolish moves. And when she goes to jr. high in a couple of years i'm giving her a nice big picture book, in full color, of STD's. something you would give a med student or a gyno. i think it might help.

[bdeg]

It doesn't matter. No one ****in talks like this. There are abbreviations, just not the shit on the list. If kids have something they don't want their parents to see, they delete the ****in text message.

bingo

[Katipan]

038 2 09 537

[Hootie]

lol...everytime I click this thread I can't get over how fucking dumb some of those acronyms are...they don't even make sense!

The day I text IMEZRU to someone is the day I stop having sex...with anyone...girl, boy...tree...animal...relative.

[keg in kc]

038 2 09 537As usual, a woman says something and I immediately ask for a translation.

[Bugeater]

As usual, a woman says something and I immediately ask for a translation.
I would tell you what I think it means, but you'd probably think I was hitting on you.

[keg in kc]

I would tell you what I think it means, but you'd probably think I was hitting on you.Just don't bat your lashes at me and we're cool.

[Rain Man]

038 2 09 537


Sorry, I'm married.

[Bugeater]

Just don't bat your lashes at me and we're cool.
Either flip your monitor over or stand on your head when you're reading it.

[keg in kc]

But I'm not sleepy.

[The_Doctor10]

ROFL you lead a sheltered life. It's not only the "bad" kids doing this type of sexting.

No I get that, but if you did your job as a parent you probably educated your kid enough that they make good decisions about sex, even if that only extends to wrapping up.

[Bwana]

WTFIATBSA?

[Katipan]

Sorry, I'm married.

Don't be sorry. It happens to the best of us.

[stevieray]

this is funny till you hear about your 12 year old daughter's classmate having anal sex with a fourteen year old boy.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Man now I sort of want to change my user name to this...

FMLTWIA

ROFL....seriously who doesn't know most of these(except for the parent related ones)

ASIWEATSIBWYFATIWSYOTA/DYLT?






After Sex I Will Eat A Turkey Sandwich In Bed While You Fall Asleep Then I Will Slap You On The Ass / Do You Like That?


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

This list is the greatest thing since the double cheeseburger.

[Reaper16]

this is funny till you hear about your 12 year old daughter's classmate having anal sex with a fourteen year old boy.
I'll bet neither the girl nor the boy used these dumb abbreviations in text messaging to set up that little encounter, though.

[Hootie]

I'll bet neither the girl nor the boy used these dumb abbreviations in text messaging to set up that little encounter, though.

ROFL

[kysirsoze]

Newsflash: If you were a decent parent, you really shouldn't have to worry about this.

KPC much?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

KPC much?

LMAO

[kysirsoze]

I'm a pretty huge nerd so it cracks me up that this kind of chatting is trendy when it's nerdier than me playing WoW in my Battlestar pajamas.

[Reaper16]

I'm a pretty huge nerd so it cracks me up that this kind of chatting is trendy when it's nerdier than me playing WoW in my Battlestar pajamas.
Its not trendier. Because its non-existent.

And even then, BG and WoW are both incredibly popular. You're not being nerdy at all, you're being mainstream.

[Mr. Plow]

Its not trendier. Because its non-existent.

And even then, BG and WoW are both incredibly popular. You're not being nerdy at all, you're being mainstream.


It's when you start going to the conventions, that's you officially become a nerd.

[Hammock Parties]

WoW is nerdy.

So nerdy I don't even play it.

[StcChief]

It doesn't matter. No one fuckin talks like this. There are abbreviations, just not the shit on the list. If kids have something they don't want their parents to see, they delete the fuckin text message.they are on the server database of the cell company. how do they go from phone A to B......

[kysirsoze]

Its not trendier. Because its non-existent.

And even then, BG and WoW are both incredibly popular. You're not being nerdy at all, you're being mainstream.

WoW is closeted mainstream. There are 10's of millions of players and yet when I mention it around most people it's as if I can hear my virginity growing back.

[Delano]

...it's as if I can hear my virginity growing back.

Hymen reconstruction?

[kysirsoze]

Hymen reconstruction?

More like Guymen....


that's not the straightest thing I've ever typed.