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Hammock Parties
04-02-2009, 12:45 AM
Batten down the hatches. It's about to strike.

Suck My Balls
04-02-2009, 01:02 AM
AND HERE HE IS!!!

Alright Planet; sit the fuck down, and the shut the fuck UP! Now me's and the corn-stalk loving Iwegan had ourselves a little to do that ended up with me getting the ass-boot off the Planet.

I broke the rules. But even worse; I let some of you no good, rotten, useless sheep fuckers get under my skin. Well let me tell ya' something you little spoo-chugging, ball-washing Ass Pirates:

That WON'T happen again.

I intend to abide by, and within the rules. But if you think that means you get a kindler, gentler DCS?

I advise you to take a close look at my new handle, and FOLLOW INSTRUCTION, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!:cuss:

So drink from the dick sock, and Let the games begin. 4321

Ultra Peanut
04-02-2009, 01:03 AM
eh

Hammock Parties
04-02-2009, 01:04 AM
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/%7Ebej/usa/OhNoLady.jpg

TinyEvel
04-02-2009, 01:07 AM
Geo Storm?

Ultra Peanut
04-02-2009, 01:09 AM
http://j.photos.cx/tenayface-7c5.gif

kcfanXIII
04-02-2009, 01:19 AM
do what now?

CrazyPhuD
04-02-2009, 01:46 AM
*yawn*

*chirp* *chirp*

KC_Connection
04-02-2009, 01:48 AM
I just farted....twice.

KCrockaholic
04-02-2009, 01:54 AM
It wont be nuttin...You guys are gettin what we just got in Colorado. It aint crap.

Tactical Funky
04-02-2009, 02:51 AM
I'm pulling an all-nighter and this is my supposed entertainment? Pfft.

bdeg
04-02-2009, 02:58 AM
I'm pulling an all-nighter and this is my supposed entertainment? Pfft.

My roommate woke me up after I'd gotten a few hours of sleep and now I can't get back to it. Bad timing

DCS is funny in the details, though. It's the small stuff like capitalizing Ass Pirates.

unlurking
04-02-2009, 04:05 AM
snore

the Talking Can
04-02-2009, 04:37 AM
AND HERE HE IS!!!

Alright Planet; sit the **** down, and the shut the **** UP! Now me's and the corn-stalk loving Iwegan had ourselves a little to do that ended up with me getting the ass-boot off the Planet.

I broke the rules. But even worse; I let some of you no good, rotten, useless sheep ****ers get under my skin. Well let me tell ya' something you little spoo-chugging, ball-washing Ass Pirates:

That WON'T happen again.

I intend to abide by, and within the rules. But if you think that means you get a kindler, gentler DCS?

I advise you to take a close look at my new handle, and FOLLOW INSTRUCTION, MOTHER****ERS!!!:cuss:

So drink from the dick sock, and Let the games begin. 4321


stop acting like a 9yr girl on myspace

chiefs1111
04-02-2009, 04:42 AM
poop

PhillyChiefFan
04-02-2009, 04:53 AM
um...what?

Kerberos
04-02-2009, 05:14 AM
stop acting like a 9yr girl on myspace


How do you know what 9yr olds on myspace act like? :hmmm:

CrazyHorse
04-02-2009, 05:25 AM
AND HERE HE IS!!!

Alright Planet; sit the **** down, and the shut the **** UP! Now me's and the corn-stalk loving Iwegan had ourselves a little to do that ended up with me getting the ass-boot off the Planet.

I broke the rules. But even worse; I let some of you no good, rotten, useless sheep ****ers get under my skin. Well let me tell ya' something you little spoo-chugging, ball-washing Ass Pirates:

That WON'T happen again.

I intend to abide by, and within the rules. But if you think that means you get a kindler, gentler DCS?

I advise you to take a close look at my new handle, and FOLLOW INSTRUCTION, MOTHER****ERS!!!:cuss:

So drink from the dick sock, and Let the games begin. 4321


Show us your tits!!!

Bob Dole
04-02-2009, 05:29 AM
Show us your tits!!!

Jesus Christ in a chicken basket, don't encourage it.

TommyHawk69
04-02-2009, 05:41 AM
AND HERE HE IS!!!

Alright Planet; sit the **** down, and the shut the **** UP! Now me's and the corn-stalk loving Iwegan had ourselves a little to do that ended up with me getting the ass-boot off the Planet.

I broke the rules. But even worse; I let some of you no good, rotten, useless sheep ****ers get under my skin. Well let me tell ya' something you little spoo-chugging, ball-washing Ass Pirates:

That WON'T happen again.

I intend to abide by, and within the rules. But if you think that means you get a kindler, gentler DCS?

I advise you to take a close look at my new handle, and FOLLOW INSTRUCTION, MOTHER****ERS!!!:cuss:

So drink from the dick sock, and Let the games begin. 4321


Wow spoo-chugging? Your boyfriend must shoot huge loads if you have to chug it.

TommyHawk69
04-02-2009, 05:43 AM
Show us your tits!!!

This. You already showed your ASS. Might as well show your tits too!

Coach
04-02-2009, 05:44 AM
Boring.

Bugeater
04-02-2009, 05:51 AM
What and idiot.

PhillyChiefFan
04-02-2009, 05:55 AM
So is this a " I'm better than this, so I'm taking my toys and going home" bullsh*t thread??

Bugeater
04-02-2009, 05:57 AM
So is this a " I'm better than this, so I'm taking my toys and going home" bullsh*t thread??
No, it's worse than that. It's an "I'm better than this, so I'm coming back to continue irritating the hell out of everyone here" bullsh*t thread

PhillyChiefFan
04-02-2009, 06:13 AM
No, it's worse than that. It's an "I'm better than this, so I'm coming back to continue irritating the hell out of everyone here" bullsh*t thread

much like herpes...much like herpes

InChiefsHeaven
04-02-2009, 06:46 AM
How come GoChiefs was the one heralding this...do they have a special relationship?

Sure-Oz
04-02-2009, 06:51 AM
AND HERE HE IS!!!

Alright Planet; sit the **** down, and the shut the **** UP! Now me's and the corn-stalk loving Iwegan had ourselves a little to do that ended up with me getting the ass-boot off the Planet.

I broke the rules. But even worse; I let some of you no good, rotten, useless sheep ****ers get under my skin. Well let me tell ya' something you little spoo-chugging, ball-washing Ass Pirates:

That WON'T happen again.

I intend to abide by, and within the rules. But if you think that means you get a kindler, gentler DCS?

I advise you to take a close look at my new handle, and FOLLOW INSTRUCTION, MOTHER****ERS!!!:cuss:

So drink from the dick sock, and Let the games begin. 4321

WTF happend

Delano
04-02-2009, 06:57 AM
The apology to Iowanian is coming off as less-than-sincere at this point.

Rausch
04-02-2009, 06:58 AM
Is this what n00bs consider a rant these days?...

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
04-02-2009, 06:58 AM
I still don't understand why everyone feels the need to quote someone like this every time they have to make a comment.

It was more than enough the first time. Do we really need sixteen copies of the same stupid rant?

Skip Towne
04-02-2009, 07:01 AM
Ban this douche till he turns 16.

Dartgod
04-02-2009, 07:04 AM
I intend to abide by, and within the rules.
If you are banned for violating the rules (physically threatening another member) and you create a new account to circumvent the banning, isn't that a rules violation in itself?

petegz28
04-02-2009, 07:07 AM
If you are banned for violating the rules (physically threatening another member) and you create a new account to circumvent the banning, isn't that a rules violation in itself?

Actually no, since his IP was not banned. In fact I believe one of the mods said he could come back under a different name and he purposely did not ban his IP.

Skip Towne
04-02-2009, 07:25 AM
Actually no, since his IP was not banned. In fact I believe one of the mods said he could come back under a different name and he purposely did not ban his IP.

Actually Bob Dole said he could come back if he acted like an adult. He hasn't made much progress on that front.

Dartgod
04-02-2009, 07:27 AM
Actually no, since his IP was not banned. In fact I believe one of the mods said he could come back under a different name and he purposely did not ban his IP.
ROFL

So what's the point in banning him in the first place? I guess it really doesn't matter to me. I rarely read any of his posts.

MOhillbilly
04-02-2009, 07:27 AM
Actually Bob Dole said he could come back if he acted like an adult. He hasn't made much progress on that front.

they never got rid of gofahg.

Mr. Plow
04-02-2009, 07:29 AM
ROFL

So what's the point in banning him in the first place? I guess it really doesn't matter to me. I rarely read any of his posts.


Well, he did have like 10,000 posts in 2 months.....so he at least has to start over.

Rausch
04-02-2009, 07:37 AM
they never got rid of gofahg.

It's the law of conservation of idiocy.

If it takes more energy to permanently ban you than to let you back, you stay...

Iowanian
04-02-2009, 07:45 AM
Dumbf@ckistan must be a terrible place to live.

Tiger's Fan
04-02-2009, 08:34 AM
Hamas has got to be doing cartwheels. His BF is back.

Suck My Balls
04-02-2009, 08:53 AM
No, it's worse than that. It's an "I'm better than this, so I'm coming back to continue irritating the hell out of everyone here" bullsh*t thread

Yahtzee!

Ban this douche till he turns 16.

Actually Bob Dole said he could come back if he acted like an adult. He hasn't made much progress on that front.

Vacation's over motherfucker; time to get back to work!

The apology to Iowanian is coming off as less-than-sincere at this point.

Considering that the apology was never acknowledged, you can take your talking point and shove it right up your greasy goombah ass! 4321

alanm
04-02-2009, 08:55 AM
How come GoChiefs was the one heralding this...do they have a special relationship?I've been led to believe their one and the same. :spock:

TinyEvel
04-02-2009, 09:00 AM
What was this guy's old username?

I'm lost.

MOhillbilly
04-02-2009, 09:03 AM
What was this guy's old username?

I'm lost.

fucktard.

Bob Dole
04-02-2009, 09:27 AM
What was this guy's old username?

I'm lost.

Death Carl Satan.

Bob Dole
04-02-2009, 09:29 AM
Vacation's over mother****er; time to get back to work!

Really?

Okay...

doomy3
04-02-2009, 09:30 AM
Really?

Okay...

AWESOME.

:thumb:

Brock
04-02-2009, 09:31 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Skip Towne
04-02-2009, 09:35 AM
Really?

Okay...

Looks like Bob Dole "got back to work". The douche is banned again. YES!!!!!!!

Tiger's Fan
04-02-2009, 09:53 AM
Sorry for the false alarm Hamas.

Jilly
04-02-2009, 09:56 AM
Geo Storm?

I had a geo tracker in high school. It was bright pink. But it got broken into like very other week.

Hammock Parties
04-02-2009, 10:13 AM
I've been led to believe their one and the same. :spock:

No. :rolleyes:

King_Chief_Fan
04-02-2009, 10:16 AM
What was this guy's old username?

I'm lost.

same as now..."asshat"

Crush
04-02-2009, 10:20 AM
I wonder if Bob Dole IP banned him or decided to give him a third chance.

Either way, the guy needs to stop taking the Internet so seriously.

The Franchise
04-02-2009, 10:20 AM
Can I have his casino cash?

Crush
04-02-2009, 10:21 AM
Can I have his casino cash?


LMAO

LaChapelle
04-02-2009, 10:28 AM
Katie Horner didn't bite.

bowener
04-02-2009, 10:28 AM
My roommate woke me up after I'd gotten a few hours of sleep and now I can't get back to it. Bad timing

DCS is funny in the details, though. It's the small stuff like capitalizing Ass Pirates.

The man knows his proper nouns.

El Jefe
04-02-2009, 10:34 AM
I wonder if Bob Dole IP banned him or decided to give him a third chance.

Either way, the guy needs to stop taking the Internet so seriously.

No doubt.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-02-2009, 10:42 AM
Is that all you got, Bob Dole?!

Mr. Plow
04-02-2009, 10:53 AM
Is that all you got, Bob Dole?!

LMAO

Not an IP ban apparently. Can I have your casino cash? I know someone else asked earlier, but I'm a little short.

MOhillbilly
04-02-2009, 10:55 AM
Are new members able to post threads off the bat?

DaFace
04-02-2009, 10:57 AM
Are new members able to post threads off the bat?

No. There are a number of restrictions on n00bs, mostly due to Marlboro Chief.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-02-2009, 10:58 AM
LMAO

Not an IP ban apparently. Can I have your casino cash? I know someone else asked earlier, but I'm a little short.


Knock yourself out.

DeezNutz
04-02-2009, 10:59 AM
This place has lost its burst since Suck My Balls left.

J Diddy
04-02-2009, 11:00 AM
Is that all you got, Bob Dole?!


Perhaps this is a little silly.

DeezNutz
04-02-2009, 11:00 AM
Perhaps this is a little silly.

Yeah, I wouldn't ask too loudly for the IP ban...

Crush
04-02-2009, 11:01 AM
This place has lost its burst since Suck My Balls left.

Rep

or... I find out that I no longer have any rep. So here's some hypothetical rep.

MOhillbilly
04-02-2009, 11:04 AM
No. There are a number of restrictions on n00bs, mostly due to Marlboro Chief.

you know what im gettin at w/ gochiefs right?

vailpass
04-02-2009, 11:15 AM
Really?

Okay...

Classic. Well done.

Delano
04-02-2009, 11:17 AM
And I thought he was a douche before.

STICK IT TO THE MAN DCS, YOU TOUGH SON OF A BITCH. What a rebel. :rolleyes:

Brock
04-02-2009, 11:18 AM
Making Bob Dole take an interest in you is pretty stupid.

I think that means you're stupid, Darth.

Mr. Plow
04-02-2009, 11:24 AM
Making Bob Dole take an interest in you is pretty stupid.

I think that means you're stupid, Darth.

I've learned that in my short time here. Having the mods take notice of you isn't bad unless Bob Dole is said mod. You don't want him on your ass.

Iowanian
04-02-2009, 11:28 AM
I remember when American Hero challenged the planet to knock itself out....

Bowser
04-02-2009, 12:38 PM
I remember when American Hero challenged the planet to knock itself out....

You think DCS is a lawyer?

Stanley Nickels
04-02-2009, 12:49 PM
Awful, terrible smack. You can't just call people names... bring some heat. Make analogies to peoples' weight/complexion/race/gender/religion!

Where's the beef? Certainly not in practicing fun words like a sixth-grader who's just figuring out what certain words mean. Spoo-chugging? Really?

soundmind
04-02-2009, 12:53 PM
So we have one more patron of the planet dedicating himself to nothing but angst.....sweet. That just enhances my life one more degree. Is the request to stop threatening one another an unreasonable one?

You know what this site needs....more and more pointed and insight-less comments and name calling.

Chickenf*ckers.

Skip Towne
04-02-2009, 12:55 PM
So we have one more patron of the planet dedicating himself to nothing but angst.....sweet. That just enhances my life one more degree. Is the request to stop threatening one another an unreasonable one?

You know what this site needs....more and more pointed and insight-less comments and name calling.

Chickenf*ckers.

N00b!!!!!

soundmind
04-02-2009, 12:58 PM
N00bian god!!!!!

:) I done FYP, mang.

Skip Towne
04-02-2009, 01:02 PM
:) I done FYP, mang.

Chickenfucker

CrazyPhuD
04-02-2009, 01:18 PM
This place has lost its burst since Suck My Balls left.

LMAO don't worry he's the new star of Ow! My balls!

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Sweet Daddy Hate
04-02-2009, 01:19 PM
LMAO

Not an IP ban apparently. Can I have your casino cash? I know someone else asked earlier, but I'm a little short.

AWESOME.

:thumb:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Looks like Bob Dole "got back to work". The douche is banned again. YES!!!!!!!

And I thought he was a douche before.

STICK IT TO THE MAN DCS, YOU TOUGH SON OF A BITCH. What a rebel. :rolleyes:

Making Bob Dole take an interest in you is pretty stupid.

I think that means you're stupid, Darth.

I remember when American Hero challenged the planet to knock itself out....

I love you all so much. So very, very much. Will you play Canasta with me?

Iowanian
04-02-2009, 01:25 PM
I'd pee inyourbutt.

vailpass
04-02-2009, 01:29 PM
I'd pee inyourbutt.

Why do you talk to it? I haven't seen a bigger attention-whore since GoatCheese was Draven.

KcFanInGA
04-02-2009, 01:29 PM
Man, I just tinkled on my balls a little.

Iowanian
04-02-2009, 01:30 PM
Its an affliction.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-02-2009, 01:33 PM
So we have one more patron of the planet dedicating himself to nothing but angst.....sweet. That just enhances my life one more degree. Is the request to stop threatening one another an unreasonable one?

You know what this site needs....more and more pointed and insight-less comments and name calling.

Chickenf*ckers.

Unless they're Tyson Chickens. Tyson chicks are whores.

burt
04-02-2009, 01:37 PM
Batten down the hatches. It's about to strike.

Claythan is really Kattie Horner! He called a major storm and we barely get a sprinkle!

L.A. Chieffan
04-02-2009, 01:48 PM
I love you all so much. So very, very much. Will you play Canasta with me?

:rolleyes::shake:ROFLSTFU:cuss::deevee::evil::fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:

EAT YOUR RITZ CRAKAAAAZ!!!!!!!

petegz28
04-02-2009, 01:50 PM
Actually Bob Dole said he could come back if he acted like an adult. He hasn't made much progress on that front.

I see little difference in his behavior and yours. Aside from the personal threats under his former SN.

MOhillbilly
04-02-2009, 01:58 PM
I see little difference in his behavior and yours. Aside from the personal threats under his former SN.


man, its true what they say about you. i didnt wanna, but its true.

Mr. Plow
04-02-2009, 02:02 PM
I love you all so much. So very, very much. Will you play Canasta with me?


Dude....I just wanted your casino cash.

Frazod
04-02-2009, 02:02 PM
I see little difference in his behavior and yours. Aside from the personal threats under his former SN.

Well, DCS doesn't run screaming for the mods every time Skip posts. There is that.

The Franchise
04-02-2009, 02:07 PM
Dude....I just wanted your casino cash.

I got first dibs!

Mr. Plow
04-02-2009, 02:07 PM
I got first dibs!

Back off man - you haven't been in this thread for awhile. It's mine.

The Franchise
04-02-2009, 02:08 PM
Back off man - you haven't been in this thread for awhile. It's mine.

Chickenfucker!

Skip Towne
04-02-2009, 02:13 PM
I see little difference in his behavior and yours. Aside from the personal threats under his former SN.

But you see so many bad calls nobody believes anything you say.

King_Chief_Fan
04-02-2009, 02:27 PM
Batten down the hatches. It's about to strike.

Not much of a storm....a lot of wind and pffffftttttt gone.

burt
04-02-2009, 02:29 PM
Not much of a storm....a lot of wind and pffffftttttt gone.

kind of like a pu$$y fart..........

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-02-2009, 03:47 PM
But you see so many bad calls nobody believes anything you say.

Not much of a storm....a lot of wind and pffffftttttt gone.

kind of like a pu$$y fart..........

It was enough to get the hammer dropped. Again.

Now; Shhhh...I love you. Shhh.

Hammock Parties
04-02-2009, 03:48 PM
Not much of a storm....a lot of wind and pffffftttttt gone.

DCS up and vanished like a fart in the wind.

Buck
04-02-2009, 03:54 PM
This thread is fucking stupid.

Take your ban like a man.

SBK
04-02-2009, 03:55 PM
This thread is ****ing stupid.

Take your ban like a man.

Exactly, it's why I called him Claythan Jr.

Sweet Daddy Hate
04-02-2009, 03:59 PM
This thread is fucking stupid.

Take your ban like a man.

Where's the fun in that?

Stanley Nickels
04-02-2009, 09:08 PM
"It's 'cause you talk like a f.aggot and your shit's all 'tarded!"
"I object! This guy interrupted me while I was watchin Ow My Balls! Plus his shit's all ****ed up"

beavis
04-02-2009, 09:39 PM
There really hasn't been a funny troll since skinbra. He at least made me laugh.