If I ever gave you rep, post what I put

[Demonpenz]

I just want to see if I give out too much or too little rep also i crack myself up

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Here's a gem from a few months ago;

hey dude snugga and I are thinking about taking his dog to the gas station for some HI-C the kind in the containers that have waterfalls on the inside of the glass. I will try to bring you back some. If not then eat a kit kat for me

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This one's my favorite though, it's about a year old.

Hey dude, I fogot to tell you I am cooking hotdogs on friday and I am putting ranch in the middle "ranchdog" if you will message me if you want a ranchdog or want to play skeeball later

[DeezNutz]

Penz:

Today I woke up and had our company breakfest and almost started to cry, the b and g *(biskets and gravy) reminds me of that motel we were at in new mexico when the Pina colota song came on by rupert holmes. Best trip ever

[Dayze]

This one's my favorite though, it's about a year old.

Hey dude, I fogot to tell you I am cooking hotdogs on friday and I am putting ranch in the middle "ranchdog" if you will message me if you want a ranchdog or want to play skeeball later

ROFL

the awesomeness of that can not be measured.

[Molitoth]

Heh I pretty much give rep everytime I LOL.

[Gonzo]

Penz:

Today I woke up and had our company breakfest and almost started to cry, the b and g *(biskets and gravy) reminds me of that motel we were at in new mexico when the Pina colota song came on by rupert holmes. Best trip ever

ROFL

WTF?!!

Drugs are bad...Mkay?

[OnTheWarpath15]

My all-time favorite:

Snugga steals the towels at motel 6. I disapprove, but then again, I am not the one that got my arm cut off in a grain elevator try to play hanging tough on my mp3 player (New kids on the block sucks btw)

[Saulbadguy]

Hey duke.. can I call you duke? Anyway have a good weekend, max says whats up (even those his new nose isn't taking...stoopid cocain) alright peace out stuff mcstufferson

[Reaper16]

come on dude visit my "Demonpenz life lessons" thread (You literally just used the rep comment to plug one of your threads LMAO)

I don't want any of our players knowing that the outback is more than an austrialian steakhouse (This is hilarious to any Northwest Missouri or Missouri Western fans, and utterly cryptic to those who aren't)

You rich mother ****er. Good beer on college budget. Seriously.....**** you....joking.....not really. **** you...ok kidding :)

Yeah I agree that is a good song HELLYEAH! (In response to me saying the band Hellyeah sucked, heh)

That's all from you that I've got visible.
EDIT: which means I've gotten the shaft when it comes to rep comments. The ones you gave Flopnuts were great.

[Baby Lee]

Weezer rep for my Fonzarelli love.

[Demonpenz]

I like to try to pick people that would totall be like "spock"

[Fire Me Boy!]

First BBQ (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4841596#post4841596) | 07-11-2008 | 04:36 PM | Demonpenz | I am sorry. I can't aggree with you more that ace if a fine store. I promise to name my kid ace acerton

[SLAG]

Demonpenz owe you a beer or shot

Demonpenz already got some high grade maybe next time though

[RJ]

Funny rep is always enjoyable to read.

Continuing with the biscuits and gravy thing, this was in response to a Betty Page thread:


"So there I was Biscuits and gravy in one hand. Nacho's bel grande in the other hand. this girl was going down on me when all the sudden my 38. special tape was eaten. I took the firebird in that very day and got a cd player. HOLD ON LOOSELY!!"


This was from a thread about "things everyone else has done but you haven't":


"I have never read your posts and never not have a beer in my hand and rum and coke in my other hand and my pee pee out getting to click over to spankewire.com....where the girls are naked and the beer is in both of my hands 100% of the time 100 times"

[Kyle DeLexus]

I have never gotten rep from you, i'm going to need you to give me some rep so I can post the comment in this thread.

[DeezNutz]

Snugga and I are done with putting our butt cheeks in the vice grips at my aunts house she caught us and she says we need to go to church or something. Wow my left butt cheek feels like Rusty wallace. It only could take 3 turns on the vice grip. dam

[Demonpenz]

Delano Bobby Bonilla

[EyePod]

I've never been so blessed....

[Kyle DeLexus]

sorry I never gave you rep before, we have been really busy doing crack and playing excitebike (snugga thinks it's a good idea to put oil slicks on his track and in his underware) have a good weekend dood add me on facebook cockmuncher!

Best rep I've gotten. Much better than the fuck you's and the damn n00b!

[Demonpenz]

this reminds me of the time J.B. and I were at a cantina, and he kept hitting on this three-titted flousy. Good times.

[Dartgod]

Looks like I have the only shitty 'penz rep.

Have you seen the new royals commercial? Kansas City rules. They aren't bad!

[Demonpenz]

alright dartgod I gave you a better one

[rageeumr]

"you have slayed the red dragon"

[Demonpenz]

"you have slayed the red dragon"

"violet" LMAO

[Mr. Plow]

Only one I could find.....thanks asshole.


"Halfed baked reference"

[Skip Towne]

You and snugga never give me rep. Fuck you.

[TrebMaxx]

Nothing from you, you, you cheap bastard!

[TrebMaxx]

OK, I take back the cheap bastard comment.

Demonpenz:
do you remember the scene in critters when they all formed together and joined a large ball of critters and went on to eat a deer or something? Snugga and I go through Dairy queen dilly bars like that and sometimes starcrunches, and raisens,

[MTG#10]

Not as funny as everyone else's, but its the only feedback Ive ever got from you (neg).

"that was a bunch of screamo gay music"

It was in reference to me posting this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrBONyFBePc

[ziggysocki]

I have 2 from Penz that are both awesome

12-12-08
Hey dude I got your rep from last time. I though my post was not appropriate but it doesn't mean you can just send me a bunch of brazzen words like Horny dunkaphila (I guess that means Dominic wilkins from the hawks) Or dr dunkenstien (jewish doctor)

I never used that term 'horny dunkaphila' before then... and I have been looking for somewhere applicable since.

11-14-08
Sometimes i squeeze the greese out of slim jims and beef jerkey to drink the "awesome gravy" as I like to call it. If you want to eat slim jims and play excite bike like me know late

Awesome gravy? ! Lulzy... very lulzy

[raybec 4]

Thats the second excite bike ref. WTF is excite bike??

[Delano]

Delano Bobby Bonilla

That was personal. WTF man.

[Dayze]

Thats the second excite bike ref. WTF is excite bike??

an old school nintendo game. i loved that game.

[raybec 4]

an old school nintendo game. i loved that game.

I never played it, too much time playing Techmo Bowl or Mike Tyson's Punchout I guess

[DaFace]

.

We are going to get down easy e style tonight, blunts, twat, yard darts, hollar if you want if and bring cracked rear view cd by hootie and the blowfish

[Bowser]

.

LMAO

[luv]

Mizzou at KSU 01-29-2009 01:19 PM Demonpenz Cashew chicken rep

[morphius]

I don't get rep, 'cause I'm not funny and offer very little to the conversation and I don't care if I spell well and I often start a post come back and finish it in such a way that it makes less sense than my 2 year old with a pacifier in her mouth and I tend to ramble and write in run on sentences and I'm sure I could list some others, but I'm bored and hey look a shiny object...

[The Franchise]

I've gotten none.

[RJ]

I don't get rep, 'cause I'm not funny and offer very little to the conversation and I don't care if I spell well and I often start a post come back and finish it in such a way that it makes less sense than my 2 year old with a pacifier in her mouth and I tend to ramble and write in run on sentences and I'm sure I could list some others, but I'm bored and hey look a shiny object...



Rep.

[morphius]

Rep.
Sadly knowing my flaws seems to be less than half that battle.

[rad]

I don't have any 'penz rep.........I'm gonna go throw out my flip-flops.

[Demonpenz]

So Snugga and I decided to buy an exotic pet, a tucan, that damn thing eats everything. We named him ponch after our favorite episode of chips. This bird is always grabbing nacho's from the taco bell next door. It kind of sounds like a lead singer of a metal band with it's constant yelling and screatching. (It doesn't even spread it's wings for free bird) what a bastard. So anyway you figure our edibles would be safe, but the damn thing uses it's beak to open up our canned food. Our mixed veggies, our beets, are peas.

[Demonpenz]

animal rights people say ponch shouldn't have a big gulp but i say otherwise

[Demonpenz]

Ponch was born in 1993 and was shipped to Peru in exchange for a dozen bags of kelp. Soon after he was rescued from a local shelter after natives learned
of his owner and notorious bird beater Taz Ortega owned the home. I bought him using prodigy online in 1993. On christmas day Ponch was delivered to me by UPS
he was badly beaten but I knew with some love, boys II men CD, and a warm home he would fit right in. Ponch has appeared in many commercials and often gets confused for his cousin
Sam. Unlike sam, Ponch does not like fruit loops and prefers nilla waffers, IHOP pan cakes, and Cheeto's hot fries (you may remember the incident where he got fire sauce all over his beak.

[luv]

You know, I was kind of feeling slighted after reading everyone else's rep, but I think "cashew chicken rep" is awesome.

[Baby Lee]

Ponch was born in 1993 and was shipped to Peru in exchange for a dozen bags of kelp. Soon after he was rescued from a local shelter after natives learned
of his owner and notorious bird beater Taz Ortega owned the home. I bought him using prodigy online in 1993. On christmas day Ponch was delivered to me by UPS
he was badly beaten but I knew with some love, boys II men CD, and a warm home he would fit right in. Ponch has appeared in many commercials and often gets confused for his cousin
Sam. Unlike sam, Ponch does not like fruit loops and prefers nilla waffers, IHOP pan cakes, and Cheeto's hot fries (you may remember the incident where he got fire sauce all over his beak.

'End of the Road' was hailed for it's avian healing powers.

[Demonpenz]

Ponch doesn't fly rather he jumps from fake limbs in my house, weither it be plastic trees or my aunt Betherson who has a fake arm

[Skip Towne]

OK, I take back that Fuck you. That was a very nice rep although it is too long and complicated to post here. I have a short attention span.

[crazycoffey]

Snugga and I decided against lighting m 80's and throwing them after the INCIDENT in 99' hopefully his ball hair grows back lol If not well. I guess his balls will just have to get used to the nick name dan rather

[L.A. Chieffan]

so there I was cock in one hand. hen in the other hand. and i made those chickens bang. turns out that is not chickens have sex, they ususally light up some kind of "feed" doobie" and go at it too reruns of 3's company

[Demonpenz]

I want to take ponch to a royals game but I am afraid he will poop on someone, because it goes like 5 feet when he poops. He ususally bites my ear when he has to go, but knowing ponch he will be drinking all my papst before game time and he will be pooping all over the place. if we got a ball off the bat it would definately be a fowl ball

[booger]

I want to take ponch to a royals game but I am afraid he will poop on someone, because it goes like 5 feet when he poops. He ususally bites my ear when he has to go, but knowing ponch he will be drinking all my papst before game time and he will be pooping all over the place. if we got a ball off the bat it would definately be a fowl ball

i bet if you give him a nickname for the day like puff the magic dragon he would behave at the royals game

[Demonpenz]

i am not sure ponch really hears really well anymore. I came home and he was listening to cowboys from hell by pantera on repeat with my good earphones. I think he is deaf now

[booger]

he needs when of those bluetooth looking hearing magnifiers from the TV infomercial.

[Boon]

First BBQ 07-11-2008 03:39 PM Demonpenz It may cost more in the long run, but it is cheaper in the long period of time (long run)

[rad]

Ponch snugga and I are heading down to the food 4 less for 5 for a dollar chili dogs, we call them welfare dogs, ponch just calls them delicious. so if you want to come down bring led zepllin houses of the holy and we will rock out with muisc

[Pablo]

You'd think for all the St. Joe connection, Sack n Save goodness; you might have left me an interesting rep.

No such rep exists.

[booger]

.

[badgirl]

You have NEVER given me rep. Thanks for nothing!!!:banghead:

[Bugeater]

You have NEVER given me rep. Thanks for nothing!!!:banghead:
I just gave you some. :evil:

[Bearcat]

I've never gotten Demonpenz rep, but I have met the legend in person.

Hmm, maybe that's related...

[KcMizzou]

"i live in lenexa. I hate hate hate beakers. I do love drinking and listening to stuff that involves drugs, booze, and slippery vagina"

That was a neg rep.

I got it for accusing 'Penz of being a closeted Beaker after he proclaimed his love for The Dave Matthews Band.

'Penz has neg-repped me far more than anyone else. I'm still a fan. :D

[booger]

You have NEVER given me rep. Thanks for nothing!!!:banghead:

hurry, that was post #6166

[KcMizzou]

I've never gotten Demonpenz rep, but I have met the legend in person.

Hmm, maybe that's related...I've met him too... and I get rep from him... pos and neg in roughly equal measure...

In response to some Ice Cube song lyrics, "Last week, messed around and got a triple-double."

I got, "what asshole keeps stats in a pickup game?"

That was pos rep.

[Bugeater]

I've never gotten Demonpenz rep, but I have met the legend in person.

Hmm, maybe that's related...
That's because you didn't take a picture of him with a fish.

[badgirl]

hurry, that was post #6166

hurry for what?

[keg in kc]

I don't think I've ever gotten rep from you. Which is okay, I'm not a big rep guy.

[badgirl]

I just gave you some. :evil:

Neg rep? Lets just calm down here, cause you know karma is a mean bitch.:evil:

[badgirl]

hurry, that was post #6166

Thats for the pos rep booger.:thumb:

[booger]

hurry for what?

i just saw 3 six's and got scarred.

[KcMizzou]

I don't think I've ever gotten rep from you. Which is okay, I'm not a big rep guy.I'm not either, but a bonus 'Penz comment is always welcome. He's a silly bastard.

[Bugeater]

Neg rep? Lets just calm down here, cause you know karma is a mean bitch.:evil:
IT'S A NEG REP WAR!

[KcMizzou]

That's because you didn't take a picture of him with a fish.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/bitch_stole_my_fish_funny_picture.jpg

[booger]

Thats for the pos rep booger.:thumb:

no problem:thumb:

thanks for all the kinky pics

[keg in kc]

thanks for all the kinky picsWe know this is a lie. If you'd gotten kinky pics, you wouldn't be thanking her. You'd be blind and couldn't even find your keyboard.

[badgirl]

i just saw 3 six's and got scarred.

its ok, I still got 500 to go before you get really scared.

[Bugeater]

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/bitch_stole_my_fish_funny_picture.jpg

...

[KcMizzou]

...LMAO

[badgirl]

We know this is a lie. If you'd gotten kinky pics, you wouldn't be thanking her. You'd be blind and couldn't even find your keyboard.

LMAOLMAO:LOL: OH GOD you crack me up. ROFL Please stop, your killing me.

[KcMizzou]

LMAOLMAO:LOL: OH GOD you crack me up. ROFL Please stop, your killing me.Settle down now....

[booger]

....

[badgirl]

We know this is a lie. If you'd gotten kinky pics, you wouldn't be thanking her. You'd be blind and couldn't even find your keyboard.

Oh by the way just gave you some rep for being so damn funny:evil:

[keg in kc]

Aww, badgirl gave me neg rep and said "You a asshole sometimes."

Sometimes? I'm insulted.

[booger]

We know this is a lie. If you'd gotten kinky pics, you wouldn't be thanking her. You'd be blind and couldn't even find your keyboard.

they wernt of her.

they were kinky pics of farm animals

[keg in kc]

they wernt of her.

they were kinky pics of farm animalsYou got lucky.

Although saying that makes it sound like I think bestiality is the best-iality.

[booger]

its ok, I still got 500 to go before you get really scared.

500 more kinky pics?

[booger]

You got lucky.

Although saying that makes it sound like I think bestiality is the best-iality.

did you get the one with the goat in the nurse outfit?

[Demonpenz]

i have a tecmo bowl shirt on too :)

[keg in kc]

did you get the one with the goat in the nurse outfit?There's no good answer to that question.

[booger]

There's no good answer to that question.

its ok if you did. I won't tell nobody

[KcMizzou]

i have a tecmo bowl shirt on too :)Where would one find such a thing?

[keg in kc]

Where would one find such a thing?I bought a farscape 10th anniversary t-shirt last week.

It's now the geekiest thing I own.

[booger]

down at the swapmeat

[Demonpenz]

Where would one find such a thing?

deeztees.com :)

[keg in kc]

Either badgirl's having hot flashes tonight, she's drunk off her gourd, or she thinks I'm clayton, cause now I get one that says "You ARE an insult to the human race. You wouldn't know a woman if one came up and rubbed your dick, if she could actually find one."

Mmm'kay.

[badgirl]

Either badgirl's having hot flashes tonight, she's drunk off her gourd, or she thinks I'm clayton, cause now I get one that says "You ARE an insult to the human race. You wouldn't know a woman if one came up and rubbed your dick, if she could actually find one."

Mmm'kay.

you started.:harumph:

[keg in kc]

I'd say you need a little work on that sense of humor if you take anything I say seriously.

[badgirl]

I'd say you need a little work on that sense of humor if you take anything I say seriously.

Oh of course I don't take you serious, God....:doh!:

[keg in kc]

Then you gots some anger management problems.

[luv]

Then you gots some anger management problems.

Oh, you whiner. Here, I'll make up for it.

[acesn8s]

Oh, you whiner. Here, I'll make up for it.Your too nice luv

[badgirl]

Then you gots some anger management problems.

Nope

[KcMizzou]

Your too nice luv"you're"

And yeah, she is.

[keg in kc]

There's no such thing as too nice.

There's also no such thing as too sarcastic.

[badgirl]

There's no such thing as too nice.

There's also no such thing as too sarcastic.

I agree.

[luv]

There's no such thing as too nice.

There's also no such thing as too sarcastic.

Fine, then I take back what I said. :harumph:

[keg in kc]

Fine, then I take back what I said.Okay.

[booger]

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[luv]

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Ohhhh. That reminds me of a song for the country thread. Thanks.

[booger]

LMAOglad i could help by posting cum stains on the pillow and that reminded you of another song

i bet its a dirty oneROFL

[luv]

LMAOglad i could help by posting cum stains on the pillow and that reminded you of another song

i bet its a dirty oneROFL

No. Just same artist.

[acesn8s]

"you're"

And yeah, she is.It's 2 am and I'm not in English class!!!

[pr_capone]

my only penz rep

why don't you come to my house i got 19 inches..........and I am not talking about my tv........ I have a montor and it is 19 inches you should seriosuly see it.

[acesn8s]

my only penz rep

why don't you come to my house i got 19 inches..........and I am not talking about my tv........ I have a montor and it is 19 inches you should seriosuly see it.Oh my. Were knee pads needed also?

[luv]

Oh my. Were knee pads needed also?

Surely, he'd provide a chair. Or he could just bend over.

[acesn8s]

Surely, he'd provide a chair. Or he could just bend over.Sounds like alot of work.

[luv]

Sounds like alot of work.

Sounds like it'd be worth it.

[pr_capone]

Sounds like it'd be worth it.

HECK YEAH!

http://3mb.us/images/193_midget_butcher_knife.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-193_midget_butcher_knife.jpg)

[acesn8s]

Sounds like it'd be worth it.Meh

[Buck]

Stroking clearence carl don't stroke so fast, if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick up my WHEW i be strokin

Snugga and I are heading out to shoot some shit up this weekend? We are going to boil some hot dogs Jtown style. Get drunk and wack off.. You know the ususal. Message if if you want to tag along

[KcMizzou]

HECK YEAH!
GAH!

Freaky midget arm!!!

[KcMizzou]

Stroking clearence carl Fuckin' noobs. :shake:

[luv]

HECK YEAH!

http://3mb.us/images/193_midget_butcher_knife.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-193_midget_butcher_knife.jpg)

I wonder if he has big feet.

[acesn8s]

HECK YEAH!

http://3mb.us/images/193_midget_butcher_knife.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-193_midget_butcher_knife.jpg)He had better be well hung cause jerking off must be a bitch.

[booger]

why do you think he's so angry

[acesn8s]

why do you think he's so angryHe pop wood while holding a blade?

[booger]

terrible time to pop wood

[booger]

detachable penis

[acesn8s]

detachable penisI wonder if he smelled it?

[booger]

.

[booger]

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[crazycoffey]

Snugga and I decided against lighting m 80's and throwing them after the INCIDENT in 99' hopefully his ball hair grows back lol If not well. I guess his balls will just have to get used to the nick name dan rather


he rep replied to this with;

"lets just hope his dan rather and my sisters peter jennings never meet, that could mean a 20/20 special on part with the wrestling is fake episode where john stamous gets smacked by junk yard dog"


don't worry, I've met your sista's peter jennings and he's not going anywhere near that shizzle. Plus Wrestling is REAL and the junk yard dog RULES!!!!

[Nzoner]

My fav from Penz

"Happy thanksgiving, poor yourself a stiff jack and coke and crank up. Well I am listening to led zep, but they get old ..so make it something blues maybe some John Lee hooker. Peace on earth and gibson guitars to all"

[ChiTown]

"I don't think that is appropriate given the solemness of this thread. It's ok I know it is a free country, but sometimes Freedom isn't free *queue up music* I'M PROUD TO BE AMERICAN WHERE ATLEAST I KNOW I'M FREE... And I won't Forget the Rep I lost.."

based on this thread.......

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4869042#post4869042

[Jilly]

Happy birthday Dr.... 03-25-2009 02:43 PM Demonpenz get r done!

[Demonpenz]

entertain myself

[DeezNutz]

"come on down to Demonpenz fire works fantastic BOTTLE ROCKETS, ZINNGERS, BLOWJOBS!"

[Buck]

Hey, DeezNutz.

I got your Billiards trophy.

[DeezNutz]

Hey, DeezNutz.

I got your Billiards trophy.

Nice job.

My high score stood for a long time. Haven't played in months.

Did you earn the score legitimately, or did the game fuck up and count the last ball you pocketed as more than one (something like 3 or so)?

[Amnorix]

Think I only got repped once, but it was a doozy

Hey just to let you know we are having a kegger with fried onions this weekend if you want to hang. No big deal, there will be alot of twat there though, so bring your rubber gloves and ski mask

ROFL

[Buck]

Nice job.

My high score stood for a long time. Haven't played in months.

Did you earn the score legitimately, or did the game **** up and count the last ball you pocketed as more than one (something like 3 or so)?

No, I pocketed like 5 balls on the break, so I had a lot of points in the beginning and I was at 10,000 with 2 balls to go, and only 30 sec had gone by. When I made the 2nd to last ball, my computer froze and I shut down Firefox and I came back on and had it. I think I only made the one ball, but may have made the last two.

[Buck]

Hey doggie what up boy, i saw you over in that thread hollaring and shit like it was the freaking cinco dy mayo (spanish for GO Mircle whip) calm down and have a J and listen to the band called the band. they are a good band but not matthew goodband

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Hey doggie what up boy, i saw you over in that thread hollaring and shit like it was the freaking cinco dy mayo (spanish for GO Mircle whip) calm down and have a J and listen to the band called the band. they are a good band but not matthew goodband

LMAO It's been too long..............

[Demonpenz]

bored

[Lumpy]

bored

So u bump ur own thread? ROFL

[Deberg_1990]

"Deberg you suck. I will kick your a** next time i see you!!"

[Otter]

"I so love to suck dick"

and

"make fun of me, I'm a gypsy"

[Deberg_1990]

Demon really freaked me out with this one:


"I like Young boys....alot"

[Iowanian]

I don't think you ever have, but if you did, I'd expect it to say something like

"UR SO AWESOME, I'll bet if you touched the business end of Snugga's mom with the business end of your business end 2,000,000 skiball tickets would come out of her mouth"

[Lumpy]

I have yet to get Demonpenz'd. :( It's prolly for the best though.

Edit: I was right. I shouldn't have said anything either. LMAO (I refuse to pastey that on this thready Demonpenz)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO


so there I was, with naked boobies, but not really good ones. like the east westers that you are concerned she is going to lay on. so I take my RC control plane and try to make a take off right between those bassoms and propeller catches on her lips

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Apparently you've never repped me. WTF? I thought we were tight Raphael.

[DeezNutz]

"Hey duke can I call you duke? So the other day we were getting high on whiskey, and we read some REDBOOK that was at my aunts it said that if you pull on your balls it will stop you from coming unfortunately having the red book in my hand and it open"

[ChiTown]

"I don't think that is appropriate given the solemness of this thread. It's ok I know it is a free country, but sometimes Freedom isn't free *queue up music* I'M PROUD TO BE AMERICAN WHERE ATLEAST I KNOW I'M FREE... And I won't Forget the Rep I lost.."

[ct]

I have never gotten rep from you, i'm going to need you to give me some rep so I can post the comment in this thread.

this

[Iowanian]

I should have stayed away. I'll never think of Judge Joe Brown, Churches Fried Chicken and gassing up the lawn mower the same again.

[Gonzo]

I wasn't proud at first that my penis looked like gonzo off of the muppets, the curve wasn't embarrassing as much as the fact it was blue and fuzzy. I wish my dick looked more like Ralph the dog

ROFL

[Tribal Warfare]

carl is like the snack cake that you think has fell on the floor but you are not sure. So you look around then decide to take a bite. everyone starts laughing, not because it was on the floor, but because it was a starcrunch. Starcrunches suck


here's one

i love squeezing the jimmy dean juice into water and drinking it as a pick me up


and here's another

[booger]

it might have been the 101 tempature I got from eating that hot dog off the ground, but I just couldn't cum, I tried thinking of nurses, whales, side pockets, burrito's just couldn't release the semen. I was full of shame the rest of feburary

ROFLROFL

[booger]

it might have been the 101 tempature I got from eating that hot dog off the ground, but I just couldn't cum, I tried thinking of nurses, whales, side pockets, burrito's just couldn't release the semen. I was full of shame the rest of feburary

ROFLROFL

great timing Penz!!

been a shitty night with some crazies in the house i would normally throw them out face first but didn't since they are family and all. Then i log on and see that group of silly words in my rep and i truly know that the world will be a better place. Thanks Penz!!:)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO Rare form right here.

I thought that mexican looked like the drug czar on clear and present danger as well, but then again I hardly ever download porn anymore. I mostly stream it (like the video's I don't like stream (piss porn) that shit is gross. Take a shit on my chest

[The Franchise]

we were really screwing hard in my eclipse, it doesn't have much room so she was banging her head against the sunroof. make sure when you are done you dispose of the condom properly, my car smelled like a cold cut trio from subway for weeks

[OnTheWarpath15]

I was surprised I came so soon as well, but I hadn't had sex in awhile, you figure that beast I was mounting would have made me last longer, but it didn't matter once I started pounding. Soon It was a nap and subway for this dude. Thx for the plastic

[Chief Pote]

I've gotten rep from penz....but no fuckin comments though. :grr: Feelin a little left out.

[greg63]

You once told me that you seriously believe me to be the most influential member of the Planet that you have ever seen, and that you believe that I should run for President of the World! :p

[Spicy McHaggis]

You gave me rep but the comment was just a phone number and a winking emoticon.

[Lzen]

- I saw maiden in 92' ****ing hard core dude. I smashed a beer bottle over my face before going in and carved maiden on my nutsack (bad idea btw)


- way to honkey rig it


- ENJOY THE KU WIN YOU BASTARDS!

[Halfcan]

"Another great post, you are the heart and soul of this board-keep up the good work"

thanks I appreciated that

true too-lol

[JuicesFlowing]

I've never received rep from Demonpenz. I have probably given Demonpenz rep for something. Maybe it was about the Deftones. I dunno.

[JuicesFlowing]

My first Demonpenz rep: "we need to get together and make some salsa again sometime. I know the last batch was ruined a small bit when my cousin Dale started stirring the batch with a fork he used for pbj earlier that day, but I promise it will be better this time no penis"

[Pablo]

we would sometimes go down by the river where I would attempt a boob grab, but my best bet was at the roller skating rink when I would fall down on purpose and I would get a full on grab on those tasty boobies. Then I would get a pickle for 24 cents

[Reaper16]

hey duke, can I call you duke? It is raining white people and pitchforks out here in lenexa (sexy lenexy as I call it) well gotta get back to final fight, Hagar is going to stop a generic lexus at the end of this stage

[BigMeatballDave]

Nope. Nothing. But I did come across this from Dane 2 months ago. Too funny...Fuck you, loser. Get a fucking job. You should have been a fucking cum stain.LMAO

["Bob" Dobbs]

I'm almost afraid to mention this, but WTF. I've never had 'penz rep.

[LaChapelle]

"I rape me some me"
WTF?

[Stewie]

Why would I want Depenz rep? The dude has issues.

[CoMoChief]

You (Demonpenz) gave me positive rep on a thread where "Valiant" got laid off from his job.

Then I posted a picture of "the Bobs" from Office Space and the picture on it said...
"We fixed....the glitch"

[CoMoChief]

Nope. Nothing. But I did come across this from Dane 2 months ago. Too funny...LMAO

ROFL

[Reaper16]

Why would I want Depenz rep? The dude has issues.
Someone didn't get invited to the party. Awwww.

[Chief Pote]

Penz says....."Yeah I had to sit by him as well, I swear he chews actual shit before we start talking. Next time I will let the pregnant lady sit next to him, because they like crazy shit as well like pickles and babies. that shit is gross.. pee on me"

ROFL ROFL

[Bowser]

we are ususally on the same page, but i think this time it is different, like that time we played paper rock emu to see who got the anal hole from that hooker in garden city kansas this and was always a bad idea pee on me

[DaneMcCloud]

'Penz says "If I ever had a son I want him to be exactly like DaneMccloud. Except with a smaller pene."

[Mr. Plow]

I posted this one in another thread....but it's worth a second look.


"I was squeezing her asscheeks missonary style and going as deep as I could and she said she couldn't feel anything. I then went down on her and told her pussy to stop being so apathetic"

[DeezNutz]

that is why I always check my closet when I get home. that guy was waiting on my ass to fire up a game of madden 99 and always chooses the falcons. His nickname for his dick is jesse tuggle

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I posted this one in another thread....but it's worth a second look.


"I was squeezing her asscheeks missonary style and going as deep as I could and she said she couldn't feel anything. I then went down on her and told her pussy to stop being so apathetic"

LMAO That's one of the best ones I've ever read.

[Buck]

Thanks for the rep penz

[ziggysocki]

Man, what's a guy gotta do to get some crazy ass 'penz rep? I havent gotten any since the slim jim awesome gravy rep.

[Jilly]

If I ever gave you rep,... 06-05-2009 04:15 PM Demonpenz I know you like God and all, but sometimes i think God is that huge orge like creature outside of the fraggle rocks world and sometimes i think he is a doozer or like ned flanders mustache on a censna he doesn't belong in the air

[Mr. Plow]

Holy shit I forgot all about that show "small wonder" with that stupid bitch as a robot. Robots are always bitches Rosie from the jetsons, R2d2, wait, rosie from the jetsons was kinda hot, reminds me of the black maid off of billy madison. good pussy

[Gonzo]

Demonpenz:

I never thought my balls could smell worse than the flood of 93, but ball sweat and nasty pussy conbined, jeez bottle that shit put it on a hook you will catch a bunch of bullhead catfish, that is fucking for sure

[BigMeatballDave]

Penz says....."Yeah I had to sit by him as well, I swear he chews actual shit before we start talking. Next time I will let the pregnant lady sit next to him, because they like crazy shit as well like pickles and babies. that shit is gross.. pee on me"

ROFL ROFLROFL

[RJ]

That was just retarded, really retarded You know not to mix vodka and a slushie from 7-11 and play with your nieces. They always say you smell like nyquil stop it now before you get the dreaded call from the judge mcdongerson

[blaise]

I got this one: "Hey duke, can I call you duke? We went down to the arcade to play some john elways qb. That is when I got punched by brian mcbrianson and he stole my tickets i won at wack-a-mole he called his game wack-a-demonpenz"

[Buck]

Yeah it turned out aunt marklin died at her house upside down with a dildo in her house. She always called herself black sheep, turns out black sheep was a 4 foot dildo

it's easy to see why reverse cowgirl is popular in porn, I just can't imagine myself though in that scene. From the fat hairy dick, to the hot girl, to the guy staying hard through the scene, it doesn't really relate to my sex life. Cinimax is better

[Simply Red]

sry, you've never repped me, at all. ... and that's okay.

[Buck]

I havent got one of these in a while

*hint* *hint*

[burt]

Demonpenz GO BURT ENDS!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I know you neg repped me one time and the message was "no sex before marriage".

[bevischief]

hey I reconize that name?
Hmm where have I seen chevy369's name before? Oh yeah, in tomorrows paper! Headline

DEMONPENZ KICKS CHEVY369's ASS

Local bad ass Demonpenz has decided Chevy369 ass needed to be kicked on sunday (profile picture of Demonpenz) so he went to work on Chevy369's ribs and Breadbasket all day on sunday. MODOT had this to say "We weren't doing shit exept for holding the stop/slow sign, so we decided to go to Demonpenz back yard, that's were we saw him kicking Chevy369's ass all over the place. At one point he had him tied up to the flag pole and was playing teather ball with his face!. By the way Be smart Arrive alive!. Sources don't know when the ass kicking will be over, but most likely....never.

A.P

[bevischief]

help raise money for the people who need it?
Yes I kicked your ass, yes I did a sidewalk slam on you, appropriately enough, on a side walk, yes girls laughed at you as they played HopScotch over your lifeless body. Now what to do? Everyone is embarrassed to talk to you, you are like a beat up old bananna, but you can't even make delicious bananna bread like beat up old bannanna's can. So How do you raise money to help yourself build a life in New Mexico? You put out 5 jars at the covenient store with your beat up face saying HELP! DEMONPENZ WHIPPED MY ASS. Then use like a 1993 style printer to print the flyer that you can tape around the jar. You don't need help looking pathetic, but old printers can do wonders.