Your favorite type of nipples...

[MikeMaslowski]

Well, I need to offset my c@ckgazer thread...

So, What is your favorite kind of nipple?

Small round browns?

Brown pointy sausage nips?

Light pink fluffy half dollar size?

Large brown flat ones with the little bumps?

Tiny pink ones, that get smaller when you lick em?

The ones that point down?

The ones with scars around em from the implant surgery?


I kinda like the fluffy pink half dollar size ones... they are yummy.:p

....feel free to add your own description....

[Rooster]

Female nipples

[Katipan]

The invisible ones. Same color as the skin tone.

[vailpass]

The responsive kind. The kind that when you lick them her belly tightens and she moistens up.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

I'm a visual person. Pics are great! :evil:

[MikeMaslowski]

The responsive kind. The kind that when you lick them her belly tightens and she moistens up.

I agree sir.

[big nasty kcnut]

The one that stick out that it's look like it saying hello suck on me.
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[MikeMaslowski]

The invisible ones. Same color as the skin tone.

like these?

[Mr. Plow]

http://13gb.com/media/images/bottle.nipples.jpg

[Hootie]

this n00b is by far this site's biggest perv...he's like a Mexican. Mexicans are the creepiest, most perverted people on this planet.

[gblowfish]

Pencil erasers.

[Delano]

this n00b is by far this site's biggest perv...he's like a Mexican. Mexicans are the creepiest, most perverted race on this planet.

Yeah. What is that all about?

Almost every time I go over to WalMart there is a cluster of Mexicans checking out the white girls walking in.

[MikeMaslowski]

this n00b is by far this site's biggest perv...he's like a Mexican. Mexicans are the creepiest, most perverted people on this planet.


Something about this quote is so wrong...and yet so right in the same sentence... wow... Gracias Bitches!

[MikeMaslowski]

I always call my wife my little mexican... she gets offended cuz she's puerto rican, and then I call her a racist. And she calls me papi.

[MOhillbilly]

the female kind that go from gatorclips to car battery. zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[vailpass]

Yeah. What is that all about?

Almost every time I go over to WalMart there is a cluster of Mexicans checking out the white girls walking in.

They're just killing time until they can find someone who will give them a jumpstart.

[Hootie]

Yeah. What is that all about?

Almost every time I go over to WalMart there is a cluster of Mexicans checking out the white girls walking in.

Dude...you should see the 'behind the scenes' at a restaurant.

Chances are, any restaurant you go to like Chili's, the kitchen staff is 99% Mexican.

So be nice to that cute waitress, because chances are every time she gets you that extra side of ranch she's getting sexually harassed by a 5'1" greasy Mexican dishwasher and two ginormous Mexican guys working the fryer and pantry line.

As a dude, I find it hilarious...I once witnessed a group of drunk Mexican's I worked with see a pair of white girl boobies and that's all they could talk about at work for the next...6 months.

[alpha_omega]

The kind in MIAdragon's Avatar!

[Jethopper]

this n00b is by far this site's biggest perv...he's like a Mexican. Mexicans are the creepiest, most perverted people on this planet.

Racist! You forgot about the polish.

[vailpass]

The kind in MIAdragon's Avatar!

Those nips are gravity-defying and unatural! They point straight up for god's sake. I'm afraid I'd lose an eye during foreplay.LMAO

[Buehler445]

Those nips are gravity-defying and unatural! They point straight up for god's sake. I'm afraid I'd lose an eye during foreplay.LMAO

It' worth the risk.
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[Demonpenz]

i like huge nippes ones that are bigger than the boob themselves

[Goldmember]

ones without hair on them and not inverted

[vailpass]

It' worth the risk.
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:D

[dtebbe]

http://13gb.com/media/images/bottle.nipples.jpg

pwned! ROFL

[cabletech94]

i like huge nippes ones that are bigger than the boob themselves

Don't forget the Pepperoni Nipples!!!!!

Obviously the size of pepperoni.

[unlurking]

MIADragon's avatar is perfect.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar6655_5.gif

[88TG88]

pepperoni aeriolas
.50 cal nipples

[Boon]

highway pylons

[Hammock Parties]

Small and pink, but get really long and hard when I pinch them.

[MIAdragon]

The kind in MIAdragon's Avatar!

This!

[Hammock Parties]

I always call my wife my little mexican... she gets offended cuz she's puerto rican, and then I call her a racist. And she calls me papi.

I want to bang a mexican chick just so I can get her to scream "hay bonita" over and over.

[Sully]

Bare.

[bishop_74]

This is a good thread.

[unlurking]

This!

I have to say, that's probably my favorite avatar on here, don't ever change it!

[morphius]

Really, does it matter? Or are you planning to find the overall consensus, then tattoo it on your ass to try to improve your chances of getting tittyfucked?

[unlurking]

Really, does it matter? Or are you planning to find the overall consensus, then tattoo it on your ass to try to improve your chances of getting tittyfucked?
I need a reason to denigrate women I have no chance of sleeping with to make me feel better.

[Infidel Goat]

This!

Who is the mystery woman anyway, MIAdragon?

[Delano]

No love for the puffy nips?

[luv]

No love for the puffy nips?

Would that be freshly sucked?

[morphius]

Would that be freshly sucked?
I do not think that word means what you think it means

[Delano]

Would that be freshly sucked?

No. Well maybe. I thought puffy nipples were a young girl thing (I made that observation in high school), but I've noticed that some older gals have them as well.

As far as I know, it is not just an arousal thing, it's an all the time thing. The areola is just kind of puffy.

[luv]

I like it when guys get nho's.

[dtebbe]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

[Sure-Oz]

my gfs

[Big Chief Homer]

This!

Ditto:

[speak24]

female with pics...

[MIAdragon]

Who is the mystery woman anyway, MIAdragon?

Sir I wish I knew.......

[rad]

The invisible ones. Same color as the skin tone.

LOL those are called ashtray nipples

[rad]

The kind in MIAdragon's Avatar!

here.

[Buehler445]

Ditto:

DUDE! Sig REP!

[whoman69]

Small nipples that pop up like little buttons when prompted.

Not far behind are the ones that look like strawberries.

[philfree]

MIADragon's avatar is perfect.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar6655_5.gif


I love a nip I can han my hat on.


PhilFree:arrow:

[crazycoffey]

No love for the puffy nips?

like the hershey's kiss nipples? I like those the most, but my favorite nip is one that is female, bare, and in front of me...

[Delano]

like the hershey's kiss nipples? I like those the most, but my favorite nip is one that is female, bare, and in front of me...

Correct.

[KcFanInGA]

Yeah. What is that all about?

Almost every time I go over to WalMart there is a cluster of Mexicans checking out the white girls walking in.

yeah and the old white greeter guy is always stuck in the middle of them.

[Chief Pote]

Female nipples are like pizza, there are no bad nipples, just some are better than others.

[Pioli Zombie]

The kind that is in my mouth
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[luv]

like the hershey's kiss nipples? I like those the most, but my favorite nip is one that is female, bare, and in front of me...

Ah. Okay. Now I know what he meant by puffy nipple.

[luv]

I like my nipples. Just sayin'. They're nice.

[Hammock Parties]

Female nipples are like pizza, there are no bad nipples, just some are better than others.

What a coincidence I gave up pizza. I got some nipples in return FINALLY.

[Pioli Zombie]

I came in late to this. Claythan have you gotten past second?
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[CaptainMorgan]

Female nipples are like pizza, there are no bad nipples, just some are better than others.

wrong, and wrong.

[Pioli Zombie]

Claythan, they don't feel like bags of sand.
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[Hammock Parties]

Claythan, they don't feel like bags of sand.
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No shit. But to answer your question, yes, in my mouth.

[tonyetony]

If they're bigger than a hockey puck then I would prefer a sexy bra. I mean dinner plate nipples are not very attractive to me.

[Bowser]

Yes.

[Pioli Zombie]

No shit. But to answer your question, yes, in my mouth.

That's a solid double. Ok this is a good start.
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[boogblaster]

I perfer young ones ...

[Hammock Parties]

That's a solid double. Ok this is a good start.
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Guess where my finger was. Is it still a double?

[ArrowheadHawk]

Haven't met a set that I didn't like.

[tonyetony]

Guess where my finger was. Is it still a double?

Ok for you it was a solid double with a thorough hand washing involving germicide afterwards.

[Sfeihc]

atta boy, CW! I knew you had it in you to get in some strange.

[Hammock Parties]

Ok for you it was a solid double with a thorough hand washing involving germicide afterwards.

My finger was probably dirtier.

[tonyetony]

Not really Claythan. If this is an extended April fools joke then stop before reality lines start getting crossed. If it's not then hurry up and get it over with while she can still stand the sight of you.:thumb:

[Pioli Zombie]

It would have been better if it was at least 3 fingers but since you were also getting oral nipple action I'm going to ask the judges if we can give you a triple on that.
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[luv]

I'm getting sick to my stomach.

[Hammock Parties]

Not really Claythan. If this is an extended April fools joke then stop before reality lines start getting crossed. If it's not then hurry up and get it over with while she can still stand the sight of you.:thumb:

Eh she's kind of flaky. Fucking high school seniors.

[Pioli Zombie]

I'm getting sick to my stomach.
That's what she said
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[Buehler445]

Eh she's kind of flaky. Fucking high school seniors.

WHHHHHHHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????????????????

Shit dude, you're a DECADE older than her.

That is 1/2 of her life!

[Hammock Parties]

WHHHHHHHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????????????????

Shit dude, you're a DECADE older than her.

That is 1/2 of her life!

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6214/cruisemagnoliaweb.jpg (http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cruisemagnoliaweb.jpg)

[Pioli Zombie]

I bet he actually had sex with her. But when she said, "is that your finger?" He probably concluded it was better to go with the finger story.
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[Hammock Parties]

I bet he actually had sex with her.

Nope. When I have sex with her I'm changing my avatar to Tom Cruise. It'll be like my bat signal. Just remember that.

[tonyetony]

Nope. When I have sex with her I'm changing my avatar to Tom Cruise. It'll be like my bat signal. Just remember that.

You are so full of shit.

[KCChiefsMan]

female and ones that I am allowed to touch

[Pioli Zombie]

Nope. When I have sex with her I'm changing my avatar to Tom Cruise. It'll be like my bat signal. Just remember that.

You do know family members don't count, right?
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[Hammock Parties]

You are so full of shit.

Nope. We made out.

[Pioli Zombie]

Sometimes I just want to be 17 again and just make out with a girlfriend on the couch. This marraige thing nearly killed me.
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[tonyetony]

You are so full of shit.

I meant that in a crack me up kind of "full of shit." Entertaining at the least.

[Hammock Parties]

Sometimes I just want to be 17 again and just make out with a girlfriend on the couch. This marraige thing nearly killed me.
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That's what we did. I pretended I was 17. I even raided my parents' liquor cabinet.

[luv]

Sometimes I just want to be 17 again and just make out with a girlfriend on the couch. This marraige thing nearly killed me.
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So why get married?

[Pioli Zombie]

So why get married?

Exactly. If I do

KILL MEEEEEEEE
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[tonyetony]

That's what we did. I pretended I was 17. I even raided my parents' liquor cabinet.

Well I guess that's progress from raiding their underwear drawers.

[Hammock Parties]

Well I guess that's progress from raiding their underwear drawers.

I hid my condoms in a motherboard box.

[acesn8s]

The ones that don't have have pasties on them.

[StcChief]

The ones that don't have have pasties on them.this.

[Chief Pote]

What a coincidence I gave up pizza. I got some nipples in return FINALLY.

Nice....good job GC. All that hard work is paying off.

[DeezNutz]

Eh she's kind of flaky. ****ing high school seniors.

Your stinky pinky was with a high schooler?!?

I assumed 18 meant, college freshman...

[aturnis]

Small and pink, but get really long and hard when I pinch them.

What do you mean, when YOU pinch them? We all know you ain't pinchin' no nipples.

[Hammock Parties]

Sorry, it happened.

[Hammock Parties]

Your stinky pinky was with a high schooler?!?

I assumed 18 meant, college freshman...

Fraid not.

The nice thing is she's only going to get hotter. :D

[Mecca]

Some chicks peak in high school....

[Hammock Parties]

Stop being a negative nancy.

[Mecca]

Hey just sayin watch out.

[alanm]

Female nipplesThread ovah.

[DeezNutz]

Fraid not.

The nice thing is she's only going to get hotter. :D

Fuck. I couldn't stand that shit.

I couldn't even imagine having to negotiate some girl's parents, etc. She probably has a fucking curfew for fuck's sake.

[alanm]

****. I couldn't stand that shit.

I couldn't even imagine having to negotiate some girl's parents, etc. She probably has a ****ing curfew for ****'s sake.When I was in college eons ago when I was 18 thru 21. I received my education from a 33 yr old divorcee student. After that I never seriously considered dating women under 30 again. ;)

[DeezNutz]

When I was in college eons ago when I was 18 thru 21. I received my education from a 33 yr old divorcee student. After that I never seriously considered dating women under 30 again. ;)

Nice. You had a "cougar" in your youth.

Your sexual Yoda. Those are handy. Literally.

[Hootie]

Fraid not.

The nice thing is she's only going to get hotter. :D

ROFL

Wait until she's 22 and starting to get fat...girls are the hottest when they are 18 (in most cases)...even before.

[crazycoffey]

WHHHHHHHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????????????????

Shit dude, you're a DECADE older than her.

That is 1/2 of her life!

and people wonder where pedophiles come from.....

[Silock]

Anything except the ones that cover the entire boob.