Off to house party...

[Hootie]

I rarely attend these events anymore...I usually go over the edge and something ridiculous happens...

So expect some sort of 'chocolate/vanilla' thread in the AM...

This sociopath is out!

[Bugeater]

You'd better come back with some pics.

[eazyb81]

Are you really so starved for attention that you need to create a new thread about going to a party on a Friday night?

[Pablo]

Are you really so starved for attention that you need to create a new thread about going to a party on a Friday night?To be fair, I nearly considered starting a thread letting everyone know I'm drinking at my house and watching Friday Night Lights.

STAY TUNED IN GUYS!!

[Bwana]

When you wake up under a bridge with a sore ass at five in the morning naked, think nothing of it.

[Sure-Oz]

I did that shit years ago, sometimes i go but its not a BIG party just close friends...good times

[Pablo]

Well, it's been 8 minutes and 'this sociopath' has yet to head out.

Don't you have some brosephs to slay at beer pong and sorostitutes to nail, brah?

[BigChiefFan]

Damn, to be young again... Be safe and have a fucking ball.

[speak24]

pics, pics, pics

[the Talking Can]

try to make up a more interesting story this time, virgin....

[joesomebody]

I'm about to get off work at the liquor store. I am going to walk a block to the bar. That is all.

[Reaper16]

Try not to technically-rape an ex again.

[Pablo]

Try not to technically-rape an ex again.Oh snap.

It's not rape if she's still able to push you away a little bit, right?

[MIAdragon]

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[Kyle DeLexus]

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Holy shit, I just watched this last night when I started reading the favorite comedian thread.

[Hammock Parties]

I hope you fuck some chick harder than she's ever been fucked before.

[Hammock Parties]

try to make up a more interesting story this time, virgin....

WTF...Hootie is about as far away as you can get.

[Pablo]

I hope you **** some chick harder than she's ever been ****ed before.No matter how hard he fucks her, it's still harder than you've ever fucked any girl.

OH ZING!!!

HEY-OH..up high...high five time.

[Nixhex]

an ugly fish, a doctor and claythan

opens envelope

A sturgeon, a surgeon and a virgin



Sin~

Carnac

[Coach]

Or make sure he doesn't call his mom to let her know to pick him up from a gay bar....


Oh wait.....

[Smed1065]

When you wake up under a bridge with a sore ass at five in the morning naked, think nothing of it.

EXPERIENCE?

[JOhn]

Are you really so starved for attention that you need to create a new thread about going to a party on a Friday night?

Pretty much the norm here....


Nothing to see, nove along people

[Crush]

So was Kid 'N Play in teh hizzouse?

Word to your mother.

[LaChapelle]

Is this Chiefsplanet or Myspace? Not so much this poster, but there are a few that are so self absorbed it's painful. Thread after boring thread about what happened in their life today.

/rant complete

[Pablo]

Is this Chiefsplanet or Myspace? Not so much this poster, but there are a few that are so self absorbed it's painful. Thread after boring thread about what happened in their life today.It's a healthy mix.

It's the offseason.

[Bwana]

EXPERIENCE?

No Thanks.

[wild1]

Is this Chiefsplanet or Myspace? Not so much this poster, but there are a few that are so self absorbed it's painful. Thread after boring thread about what happened in their life today.

/rant complete

agree

"SITTING ON MY COUCH... THINKING OF WHACKING OFF... STAY TUNED GUYS!"

[58-4ever]

I'm going to workout, then go to the Medieval Fair to look at some weirdos, then off to happy hour, then I'm going to pound my wife! (not the Larry Johnson way, I'm going to have sex with her)

[Pablo]

Just finished and submitted a couple late assignments for my Law class..then went and took a Bud Light shit..now I'm probably gonna drink a glass of tea and lay here and read CP for a while. Probably gonna watch my son destroy everything within reach.

STAY TUNED.

[Skip Towne]

Hold on! There's some damn kids on my lawn! BRB

[Buehler445]

So was Kid 'N Play in teh hizzouse?

Word to your mother.

I'm going to workout, then go to the Medieval Fair to look at some weirdos, then off to happy hour, then I'm going to pound my wife! (not the Larry Johnson way, I'm going to have sex with her)

agree

"SITTING ON MY COUCH... THINKING OF WHACKING OFF... STAY TUNED GUYS!"

Just finished and submitted a couple late assignments for my Law class..then went and took a Bud Light shit..now I'm probably gonna drink a glass of tea and lay here and read CP for a while. Probably gonna watch my son destroy everything within reach.

STAY TUNED.

Hold on! There's some damn kids on my lawn! BRB

ROFL You guys hare HILARIOUS

[Demonpenz]

that party last night it was aweful crazy

[XXXshogunXXX]

I rarely attend these events anymore...I usually go over the edge and something ridiculous happens...

So expect some sort of 'chocolate/vanilla' thread in the AM...

This sociopath is out!

dawg, was it off the chainz?