What happens at 3 am

[notorious]

So this is what happens at 3 a.m.?!

God help us all, I have to stop drinking.

[Buck]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

[notorious]

Outstanding!

[keg in kc]

I watch cartoons and play video games, like any good 35-year old. That's what happens at 3 am.

[Hammock Parties]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d104/mattcale3/emrose1.jpg

[Buck]

IM DRUNK TOO

Its only 1 am here though.

[luv]

Why do I always confuse you for noswad?

[booger]

yes claythan is right.

it is the witching hour. Or deadtime if you watch paranormal state

[Hammock Parties]

Now come the days of the 3am thread. May they be blessed.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/894/25425054cap050.jpg (http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=25425054cap050.jpg)

[Buck]

Now come the days of the 3am thread. May they be blessed.

http://k53.pbase.com/u39/calico/upload/25425054.cap050.jpg

It took long enough.

EDIT: LOL RED X

[booger]

my puter is possessed. I only see the red x

[kysirsoze]

I start drinking.

[Buck]

I [I]start[I] drinking.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jcrew2/FAIL__by_DreamerOfShadows.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Imageshack'd you cunt.

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/exorzismus-von-emily-rose/exorzismus-von-emily-rose-2.jpg

[luv]

Imageshack'd you cunt.

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/exorzismus-von-emily-rose/exorzismus-von-emily-rose-2.jpg

Don't ever do that again. You know what I'm talking about, mister.

[pr_capone]

Bad things get posted at 3 AM

http://3mb.us/images/335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg)

[Buck]

Bad things get posted at 3 AM

http://3mb.us/images/335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg)

Damn.:shake:

[L.A. Chieffan]

SPRING BREAK GET FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!

[kysirsoze]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jcrew2/FAIL__by_DreamerOfShadows.jpg

I fixed it! Unless you mean the late start. In that case I make no apologies.

[acesn8s]

Bad things get posted at 3 AM

http://3mb.us/images/335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg)Like things from a Puerto Rican.

[Buck]

I fixed it! Unless you mean the late start. In that case I make no apologies.

Both

[kysirsoze]

Bad things get posted at 3 AM

http://3mb.us/images/335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg)

LMAO FAN. TAST. IC.

[kysirsoze]

Both

Wll I'm on the west coast if that helps. It's only 1:27 here.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Randoms fuck and Hamas gets wasted bad, not to say that I'm not already hammered and contemplating jerking off to Summer Glau, because I am.

[Hammock Parties]

This is what happens at 3am:

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4227/02422a.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=02422a.jpg)


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9866/nzonerblow.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nzonerblow.jpg)


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4792/omgdeu.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=omgdeu.jpg)

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This is what happens at 3am:

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4227/02422a.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=02422a.jpg)


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9866/nzonerblow.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nzonerblow.jpg)


http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4792/omgdeu.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=omgdeu.jpg)

No one gets laid?

[pr_capone]

Like things from a Puerto Rican.

you really don't want to see the things I have in my images folder. :D

[MMXcalibur]

What happens at 3 am....stays at 3 am?

[Hammock Parties]

This is what happens at 3am:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3900/vaderblow.gif (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vaderblow.gif)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3347/crusherjerk.gif (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=crusherjerk.gif)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7900/gunthercamp.jpg (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gunthercamp.jpg)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8573/bonk.gif (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bonk.gif)

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/540/dvnutzav.gif (http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dvnutzav.gif)

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7629/phear.jpg (http://img223.imageshack.us/my.php?image=phear.jpg)

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9752/mitchellplummer.gif (http://img223.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mitchellplummer.gif)

[acesn8s]

you really don't want to see the things I have in my images folder. :DYou are right.













:p

[Saccopoo]

Bad things get posted at 3 AM

http://3mb.us/images/335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-335_anne_frank_hide_seek.jpg)

Enjoy Hell. Say hello to Himmler, Hitler and Stalin.

[kysirsoze]

Randoms **** and Hamas gets wasted bad, not to say that I'm not already hammered and contemplating jerking off to Summer Glau, because I am.

Glau from Terminator, Firefly or Angel??? It's important.

[pr_capone]

Enjoy Hell. Say hello to Himmler, Hitler and Stalin.

That is tame compared to some of the others I have. :D

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Glau from Terminator, Firefly or Angel??? It's important.

Cameron Phillips. I want to spill my seed inside her.

[kysirsoze]

Cameron Phillips. I want to spill my seed inside her.

:hmmm: Haven't watched that show since last season but I'm wondering just how equipped she is down there. Knowing FOX I'm sure that was covered by the season 2 premiere.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

:hmmm: Haven't watched that show since last season but I'm wondering just how equipped she is down there. Knowing FOX I'm sure that was covered by the season 2 premiere.

I would sell my soul to satan to see her naked.

[Hammock Parties]

Cameron Phillips. I want to spill my seed inside her.

Cum with me if you want to live.

[Buck]

That is tame compared to some of the others I have. :D

What are you waiting for?

[Hammock Parties]

I would sell my soul to satan to see her naked.

Satan's a real cunt. Never answers my requests.

[kysirsoze]

Cum with me if you want to live.

ROFL Best movie reference I've heard (read) all week.

[kysirsoze]

Satan's a real ****. Never answers my requests.

Well first of all you only get to sell your soul once.:evil:

[kysirsoze]

What are you waiting for?

This.

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah, what gives? Do I not have a soul or something? No experience in my life begins to approach the value of a soul, so either I'm getting gypped or I never had a soul to begin with.

[pr_capone]

What are you waiting for?

I don't feel like getting banned.

I'll post up some of the lighter ones tho. :D

This one is one of my favorites.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/3061/thorpurehemp.gif (http://img13.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thorpurehemp.gif)
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/thorpurehemp.gif/1/w500.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img13/thorpurehemp.gif/1/)

[kysirsoze]

Yeah, what gives? Do I not have a soul or something? No experience in my life begins to approach the value of a soul, so either I'm getting gypped or I never had a soul to begin with.

I'll give you 3 dollars and a bag of Funyuns. Final offer.

[Hammock Parties]

You're satan?

[Hammock Parties]

Ah hahahaha!

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv145/bufffan09/kyleorton.jpg

[booger]

You're satan?

bow down before the one you serve
you're going to get what you deserve

[kysirsoze]

You're satan?

I don't divulge personal info on CP.




























yes

[Buck]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/32978/TITS%20OR%20GTFO-500x329.jpg

[Buck]

Ah hahahaha!

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv145/bufffan09/kyleorton.jpg

ROFL

[pr_capone]

http://3mb.us/images/997_AIDSGame.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-997_AIDSGame.jpg)

[kysirsoze]

Ah hahahaha!

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv145/bufffan09/kyleorton.jpg

You still need to photoshop out the beautiful, God-given, golden super-arm of Cutler. No one will buy Orton having a overpowered man-cannon like that.

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/32978/TITS%20OR%20GTFO-500x329.jpg

Oh it's on now.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3332/vaderflick.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vaderflick.jpg)

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2720/vadergrocery.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vadergrocery.jpg)

[pr_capone]

http://3mb.us/images/658_santa_for_grownups.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-658_santa_for_grownups.jpg)

[pr_capone]

NSFW

http://3mb.us/view-676_wonka_sack.jpg

[kysirsoze]

http://3mb.us/images/997_AIDSGame.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-997_AIDSGame.jpg)

I feel MUCH worse about laughing at this than at the Anne Frank thing.

[pr_capone]

If any one image will condemn me to hell... it will be this one.

http://3mb.us/images/800_hitler6k_kills.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-800_hitler6k_kills.jpg)

[kysirsoze]

If any one image will condemn me to hell... it will be this one.

http://3mb.us/images/800_hitler6k_kills.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-800_hitler6k_kills.jpg)

Not offended but I think you have helped me find my limit on evil humor. For that I should thank you.:thumb:

[pr_capone]

ZOMG...

This image is no NOT SAFE FOR WORK, KIDS, EVEN SMALL ANIMALS its not even funny

click me (http://3mb.us/images/888_cripple_porn.jpg)

just remember... you asked for it

[Buck]

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/star-wars-darth-vader-sense.jpg

[kysirsoze]

ZOMG...

This image is no NOT SAFE FOR WORK, KIDS, EVEN SMALL ANIMALS its not even funny

just click me (http://3mb.us/images/888_cripple_porn.jpg)

just remember... you asked for it

Link not working for me! Curiosity Piqued!!

[Buck]

ZOMG...

This image is no NOT SAFE FOR WORK, KIDS, EVEN SMALL ANIMALS its not even funny


just remember... you asked for it

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cannot_be_unseen.jpg

[kysirsoze]

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/star-wars-darth-vader-sense.jpg.

[kysirsoze]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cannot_be_unseen.jpg

Well I can't see it so.... damn.

[pr_capone]

Link not working for me! Curiosity Piqued!!

link fixed

[pr_capone]

http://3mb.us/images/744_blow_up_sheep.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-744_blow_up_sheep.jpg)

[pr_capone]

ok.. I'm done for now. I have a ton more but I'll post them when appropriate.

lol

[pr_capone]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cannot_be_unseen.jpg

ROFL

[kysirsoze]

link fixed

Well that was educational.

[Buck]

The only thing that can rival your NSFW post, PR, is this.

DO NOT GO HERE

NSFW

I promise you'll be better off not looking.

www.lemonparty.org

[kysirsoze]

The only thing that can rival your NSFW post, PR, is this.

DO NOT GO HERE

NSFW

I promise you'll be better off not looking.

www.lemonparty.org

FUCK YOU! ROFL

Like I wasn't going to look.

[pr_capone]

The only thing that can rival your NSFW post, PR, is this.

DO NOT GO HERE

NSFW

I promise you'll be better off not looking.

www.lemonparty.org

you are fighting a losing battle.

while lemonparty is bad... its also like 15 years old. I still have much worse. :D

[Buck]

you are fighting a losing battle.

while lemonparty is bad... its also like 15 years old. I still have much worse. :D

Eh, at least I got the n00b.

[kysirsoze]

Eh, at least I got the n00b.

Sorry I'm a n00b to old man gay porn.:p

[pr_capone]

here ya go... another freebie

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://loopzy.com/view/505

[Buck]

here ya go... another freebie

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://loopzy.com/view/505

It didn't load for me, but I know what meat spin is, lol.

[kysirsoze]

here ya go... another freebie

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://loopzy.com/view/505

Still not the worst thing in this thread.

[pr_capone]

Still not the worst thing in this thread.

Hitler?

[kysirsoze]

It didn't load for me, but I know what meat spin is, lol.

I'll bet you do lemon party!

[Hammock Parties]

http://3mb.us/images/744_blow_up_sheep.jpg (http://3mb.us/view-744_blow_up_sheep.jpg)

I'm proud to have been photoshopped into this picture.

[kysirsoze]

Hitler?

Actually I meant the Handcapped foreplay, although I guess that's beautiful in an eyes closed, good for them sort of way

[kysirsoze]

I'm proud to have been photoshopped into this picture.

The pig?

[pr_capone]

The pig?

LMFAO

[Hammock Parties]

The pig?

Naw. The geezer.

[booger]

hog farmers new avatar if goatse attaches his head

[booger]

and no, not to the pig

[booger]

ROFLThe pig?

[kysirsoze]

Naw. The geezer.

There's no way that geezer's a virgin.:p

[Hammock Parties]

You clearly don't know the rules of photoshop.

[kysirsoze]

You clearly don't know the rules of photoshop.

Maybe.... I don't know what this means.:shrug:

[booger]

first rule of photoshop, dont talk about photoshop.

[kysirsoze]

first rule of photoshop, dont talk about photoshop.

I almost posted this but didn't. That's all.

[booger]

reminds me of all you creepy dudes posting the really nasty stuff.
lmao

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qiSkyEyBczU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qiSkyEyBczU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[booger]

I almost posted this but didn't. That's all.

:thumb:

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I think I'm still drunk, but that Ice Axe image is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[XXXshogunXXX]

I just got back home after a loong night. Anyway, I was closing out my tab and the bartender asks for my ID. Presumably to get my credit card and match it up.

seconds later, Im signing my credit card slip, but my drivers license is gone. I ask him to get it and he starts looking. After looking for a bit, he cant find it and says he placed it on the bar. wtf... I stay at the bar till it closes while he and another bartender randomly searches. The place is kinda always packed so they had to move everyone out and theres still around 20 bartenders and bouncers around, also swarms of people still lingering after the lights turn back on in the bar.

One of the bartenders took my name and phone number down just in case they find it. I have a feeling the dumb**** gave it to someone else. Either way I had to leave.

I meet back up with my friends by our cars, half of them are passing out or throwing up, also having bf/gf fights. One of my friends is pissed, and she drags me back to the bar. the door is locked and shes screaming at them telling them to give me back my ID. some ho's in there are kinda laughing like shes crazy, the asshole bouncer is telling my friend to come back tomorrow cuz theyre closed.

She gets on her phone and calls the place, asks to speak to the owner etc. He says they dont check ID's, but everyone knows thats a ****in lie. My friend passes the phone to the other girls and they start tellin him he's full of shit. By then we had to seperate back into our cars and I never heard what happened next, but probably nothing. Hours later we avoid a DUI, nother loong story.


Anyway, anyone know what I can do about this? Can I get some kind of compensation from the bar? the worst part is I start a new job tomorrow and the building is very secure. We're not even allowed cellphones in there. Ill need at least 1 picture ID, but all my past work badges and licenses are expired. I really hope they dont turn me away because of that. Ill bring my social, birth certificate and expired passport, but I dunno if itll be enough. this couldnt have happened at a worst time. **** me.

[notorious]

You guys are all right in my book. Thanks for the laughs!

[Buck]

I just got back home after a loong night. Anyway, I was closing out my tab and the bartender asks for my ID. Presumably to get my credit card and match it up.

seconds later, Im signing my credit card slip, but my drivers license is gone. I ask him to get it and he starts looking. After looking for a bit, he cant find it and says he placed it on the bar. wtf... I stay at the bar till it closes while he and another bartender randomly searches. The place is kinda always packed so they had to move everyone out and theres still around 20 bartenders and bouncers around, also swarms of people still lingering after the lights turn back on in the bar.

One of the bartenders took my name and phone number down just in case they find it. I have a feeling the dumb**** gave it to someone else. Either way I had to leave.

I meet back up with my friends by our cars, half of them are passing out or throwing up, also having bf/gf fights. One of my friends is pissed, and she drags me back to the bar. the door is locked and shes screaming at them telling them to give me back my ID. some ho's in there are kinda laughing like shes crazy, the asshole bouncer is telling my friend to come back tomorrow cuz theyre closed.

She gets on her phone and calls the place, asks to speak to the owner etc. He says they dont check ID's, but everyone knows thats a ****in lie. My friend passes the phone to the other girls and they start tellin him he's full of shit. By then we had to seperate back into our cars and I never heard what happened next, but probably nothing. Hours later we avoid a DUI, nother loong story.


Anyway, anyone know what I can do about this? Can I get some kind of compensation from the bar? the worst part is I start a new job tomorrow and the building is very secure. We're not even allowed cellphones in there. Ill need at least 1 picture ID, but all my past work badges and licenses are expired. I really hope they dont turn me away because of that. Ill bring my social, birth certificate and expired passport, but I dunno if itll be enough. this couldnt have happened at a worst time. **** me.

No, they won't compensate you, but its only like $12 for a new one.

What club did you go to and where do you start tomorrow?

[XXXshogunXXX]

I want $$$ for the pain and suffering I'll be going through. I cant go out again until my new ID arrives, and im gonna get hassled at the security center for not having an up to date ID.

It was at Tavern in PB, always hated that fuckin place. And I start in the Network Operations Center in North island.

[Buck]

LOL, Fuck the Tavern.

All that place ever is is bullshit.

Good luck w/ the new job and new ID

[-King-]

ZOMG...

This image is no NOT SAFE FOR WORK, KIDS, EVEN SMALL ANIMALS its not even funny

click me (http://3mb.us/images/888_cripple_porn.jpg)

just remember... you asked for it


http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5872/itried.gif Time to burn my eyes.