Excuse me while I get sappy

[luv]

First of all, I know this is going to come off sounding like I have no life, but I take comfort in knowing I'm not the only one on here that doesn't have one. :)

I was just thinking, this evening, about people I've met in the past few years that I never would have met otherwise. I haven't met anyone on here in person that I haven't liked or enjoyed being around (maybe one or two exceptions, but you get the point). Whenever I'm bored, or whenever I'm up too late, I know that there will usually always be someone on here to BS with, and I like that. There's just a real sense of community amongst those that have been on here for a while. I can say that sense has lessened in the last year or so, but that's bitching that I'll let someone else do. I know I share too much of my life at times, but people on here never really know each other until they've been able to spend time face to face. Anything I've shared has either been theraputic for me, entertaining for you all, or both in several cases.

Anyway, I just wanted to say a big thank you to you all who have BS'd with me, bought me shots for my birthday, had me over to watch a game, given me a place to crash,encouraged me in losing weight, and been patient with me while I've learned about football, Chiefs, and sports in general. I really appreciate this place.

[Bugeater]

My favorite thing about this place is that I can sit around and BS with others and not have to wear pants.

[luv]

My favorite thing about this place is that I can sit around and BS with others and not have to wear pants.

What a coincidence!

[88TG88]

I like how people don't judge me when I talk about banging sluts.

thanks for being understanding planet.

[Hammock Parties]

Fuck off.

[Kyle DeLexus]

No one bought me shots for my 21st bday! :cuss:

My favorite thing about this place is that I can sit around and BS with others and not have to wear pants.

And this!

[Hammock Parties]

No one bought me shots for my 21st bday!

No one did SHIT for me on my 21st birthday so just take that to the bank and suck the teller's genitals.

[luv]

No one bought me shots for my 21st bday! :cuss:

Come by a bash. I'm sure that can be made up.

[Phobia]

I hope you're not going to die yet. I'm not through with you yet.

[luv]

I hope you're not going to die yet. I'm not through with you yet.

I hadn't really planned on it. I'm curious to see what other kind of damage you can do. :)

[Kyle DeLexus]

Come by a bash. I'm sure that can be made up.

I'm actually looking forward to meeting some of the people on here.

[Bugeater]

I'm actually looking forward to meeting some of the people on here.
Heh, we sure have you fooled.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Heh, we sure have you fooled.

SOME, again I repeat...SOME

[crazycoffey]

... I haven't met anyone on here in person that I haven't liked or enjoyed being around (maybe one or two exceptions, but you get the point)....

You're talking about me here, aren't you?


My favorite thing about this place is that I can sit around and BS with others and not have to wear pants.


Shit, I'm sitting in my undies and nothing else, just got a BJ and finished having sex. (take that to the bank, Goatboy) not you Bug

[SBK]

This is a strange 'I'm leaving the planet forever' post.

[stevieray]

**** off.

translation: why I can't get laid.

[Hammock Parties]

translation: why I can't get laid.

No, luv likes it when I talk dirty to her.

[Rain Man]

I like this place because it warns me what can happen if I don't apply myself.

[crazycoffey]

I like this place because it warns me what can happen if I don't apply myself.



ROFL

[Pioli Zombie]

I have no life either. My cat doesn't talk to me. I'm like Richard Gere in "An Officer and a Gentleman".

I Got No Place Else To Go!!!!!
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[ChiTown]

I like this place because it warns me what can happen if I don't apply myself.

:clap:

[acesn8s]

I like this place because it warns me what can happen if I don't apply myself.You become crazycoffey:doh!:

[tmax63]

It helps keep things in perspective sometimes.

[the Talking Can]

I like this place because it warns me what can happen if I don't apply myself.

you read the hootie thread too, i see....

[luv]

This is a strange 'I'm leaving the planet forever' post.

You all would never get that lucky.

[acesn8s]

Where else would you go to talk about not getting any?

[Crush]

I love this place because it helps me relieve my stress.

[luv]

Where else would you go to talk about not getting any?

Take it somewhere else, buddy. This is my feel good thread. You're not taking away my warm fuzzies. :harumph:

[rad]

My favorite thing about this place is that I can sit around and BS with others and not have to wear pants.

And that's different from real life how?

[alanm]

You're welcome... I guess.:shrug::)

[Katipan]

Does it taste like Maple Syrup?

[keg in kc]

I met people from here once.

That was enough.




For them as much as for me, I'd imagine.

[stevieray]

For them as much as for me, I'd imagine.

not this shit again...:doh!:

[keg in kc]

What can I say, my inhuman handsomeness and my dazzling wit can often be intimidating to the kind of mortals that frequent planet events.

[Nzoner]

The key is getting out and meeting people face to face,I can assure you if I hadn't met as many asshat....er people from this board that I have I wouldn't still be here.It's great hanging out(in a Bugeater kinda way) here and interacting with shithea...er people I've met in person.

Be it a bash,a draft party,or a bbq every planeteer should try and get to at least something to meet some other dipsh...er people.Believe me you'll find out that you're not the only assclown on the net.

[Katipan]

What can I say, my inhuman handsomeness and my dazzling wit can often be intimidating to the kind of mortals that frequent planet events.

Terrifies the hell out of me, thats why I've never been to a Planetary Sanctioned Event.

[stevieray]

What can I say, my inhuman handsomeness and my dazzling wit can often be intimidating to the kind of mortals that frequent planet events.

well done...:clap:

[luv]

The key is getting out and meeting people face to face,I can assure you if I hadn't met as many asshat....er people from this board that I have I wouldn't still be here.It's great hanging out(in a Bugeater kinda way) here and interacting with shithea...er people I've met in person.

Be it a bash,a draft party,or a bbq every planeteer should try and get to at least something to meet some other dipsh...er people.Believe me you'll find out that you're not the only assclown on the net.

Speaking of which, I've got a few planeteers I'm trying to talk into going to the bash this year. Can't wait for the schedule to come out so we can see when it might be. I liked the low scale thing you did last year. BYO, and some extra cash for simple food.

[crazycoffey]

You become crazycoffey:doh!:


You could do worse, not much, but you could...

[crazycoffey]

I met people from here once.

That was enough.




For them as much as for me, I'd imagine.


I think I met you before, didn't I? I don't know/remember, I guess you're just forgetable.....

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

First of all, I know this is going to come off sounding like I have no life, but I take comfort in knowing I'm not the only one on here that doesn't have one. :)

I was just thinking, this evening, about people I've met in the past few years that I never would have met otherwise. I haven't met anyone on here in person that I haven't liked or enjoyed being around (maybe one or two exceptions, but you get the point). Whenever I'm bored, or whenever I'm up too late, I know that there will usually always be someone on here to BS with, and I like that. There's just a real sense of community amongst those that have been on here for a while. I can say that sense has lessened in the last year or so, but that's bitching that I'll let someone else do. I know I share too much of my life at times, but people on here never really know each other until they've been able to spend time face to face. Anything I've shared has either been theraputic for me, entertaining for you all, or both in several cases.

Anyway, I just wanted to say a big thank you to you all who have BS'd with me, bought me shots for my birthday, had me over to watch a game, given me a place to crash,encouraged me in losing weight, and been patient with me while I've learned about football, Chiefs, and sports in general. I really appreciate this place.

You're welcome...

:D

[luv]

You could do worse, not much, but you could...

Anyone who buys me shots and makes sure I don't get ripped off is okay in my book. :thumb:

[luv]

You're welcome...

:D

I love you, man!

Can I have your Bud Light?

[zeus75]

Shit, I'm sitting in my undies and nothing else, just got a BJ and finished having sex. (take that to the bank, Goatboy) not you Bug[/QUOTE]

What's his name? :D

[burt]

You all would never get that lucky.

I tried to get luck with you....and you disregarded me.....:shake:

[Donger]

First of all, I know this is going to come off sounding like I have no life, but I take comfort in knowing I'm not the only one on here that doesn't have one. :)

I was just thinking, this evening, about people I've met in the past few years that I never would have met otherwise. I haven't met anyone on here in person that I haven't liked or enjoyed being around (maybe one or two exceptions, but you get the point). Whenever I'm bored, or whenever I'm up too late, I know that there will usually always be someone on here to BS with, and I like that. There's just a real sense of community amongst those that have been on here for a while. I can say that sense has lessened in the last year or so, but that's bitching that I'll let someone else do. I know I share too much of my life at times, but people on here never really know each other until they've been able to spend time face to face. Anything I've shared has either been theraputic for me, entertaining for you all, or both in several cases.

Anyway, I just wanted to say a big thank you to you all who have BS'd with me, bought me shots for my birthday, had me over to watch a game, given me a place to crash,encouraged me in losing weight, and been patient with me while I've learned about football, Chiefs, and sports in general. I really appreciate this place.

Meh.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

My favorite thing about this place is that I can sit around and BS with others and wear panties.



ooohhhhhkayyyy....

[keg in kc]

I think I met you before, didn't I? I don't know/remember, I guess you're just forgetable.....I don't have any idea. I can't remember who I met. I think it's been 4-5 years since I did anything with anybody. I can't remember what I did 5 minutes ago.

[crazycoffey]

What's his name? :D

His name is Zeus75, what a coincedence that is....

[Skip Towne]

I don't have any idea. I can't remember who I met. I think it's been 4-5 years since I did anything with anybody. I can't remember what I did 5 minutes ago.

Ah, you're not so bad. You're not nearly as obnoxious as you used to be. :p

[acesn8s]

Take it somewhere else, buddy. This is my feel good thread. You're not taking away my warm fuzzies. :harumph:I'm just teasing, luv. Sex usually gives me warm fuzzies. :D

[acesn8s]

You could do worse, not much, but you could...I suuppose your right. I mean, one could get married to another poster. :evil:






















Oh, wait.

[Fairplay]

I have been trying my best to encourage you and brighten your day.

[luv]

:grouphug:

[crazycoffey]

I suuppose your right. I mean, one could get married to another poster. :evil:

Oh, wait.


honeymoon over, yet? :evil:

[acesn8s]

honeymoon over, yet? :evil:Well, she is knocked up...so...

[crazycoffey]

Well, she is knocked up...so...


I've been snipped, so you know it's not mine.....

[Kerberos]

Shit, I'm sitting in my undies and nothing else, just got a BJ and finished having sex. (take that to the bank, Goatboy) not you BugYou been drinking and wonder into teh ghey establishment again last night?


You become crazycoffey:doh!:

This

I've been snipped, so you know it's not mine.....
You sure it's not because you have been praying to a different religion???? :D

[crazycoffey]

You been drinking and wonder into teh ghey establishment again last night?




This


You sure it's not because you have been praying to a different religion???? :D


didn't drink last night, the "actions" were with my all woman girlfriend, I don't pray, and what did I do to pull your string? Take a midol, it'll be better in the morning, darling....

[Katipan]

...

do you have another girlfriend that's only part woman?

[crazycoffey]

...

do you have another girlfriend that's only part woman?

yeah, my ex-wife. She had the body of a 28 year old woman and the mind of an 14 year old girlscout that liked to have summer camp fun with her co-workers....

[Katipan]

yeah, my ex-wife. She had the body of a 28 year old woman and the mind of an 14 year old girlscout that liked to have summer camp fun with her co-workers....

Lanyards and underwater basket weaving?

I'm sorry, babe. :(
What a whore.

[crazycoffey]

Lanyards and underwater basket weaving?

I'm sorry, babe. :(
What a whore.


rep worthy....

yeah, most you women are/or can be. My first ex-wife liked the neighbor alittle more than me.

Now this girlfriend, ask Luv or OTWP - they've met me and her. I don't know what I did to deserve her. I'm currently unemployed, didn't make much to begin with, a bit overweight, almost 37 years old, drink way too much and am hung like a bullhamster. Why would a hot little 26 year old want with me? She must drink too much....

[crazycoffey]

now excuse me for a few moments, I have to put another load of laundry in, pick up around the house, walk the dogs and get dinner ready, she'll be home in an hour and kill me if I don't get a few things done around here.....


:D

[luv]

now excuse me for a few moments, I have to put another load of laundry in, pick up around the house, walk the dogs and get dinner ready, she'll be home in an hour and kill me if I don't get a few things done around here.....


:D

Where did she get you? I want one that's trained, too.

[burt]

a bit overweight, almost 37 years old, drink way too much and am hung like a bullhamster.


Are we related?

[Katipan]

now excuse me for a few moments, I have to put another load of laundry in, pick up around the house, walk the dogs and get dinner ready, she'll be home in an hour and kill me if I don't get a few things done around here.....


:D

Atta girl. :clap:

[crazycoffey]

Are we related?

It'd be quit unfortunate for you if we are.....

Where did she get you? I want one that's trained, too.

Atta girl. :clap:


I got a BJ last night, additionally we had great sex, plus tonight we'll watch the NCAA tourney at the bar she where she works and get a nice discount drinking together and watching a big sporting event, where the hell's my "atta boy, got her trained good" posts?

[luv]

I got a BJ last night, additionally we had great sex, plus tonight we'll watch the NCAA tourney at the bar she where she works and get a nice discount drinking together and watching a big sporting event, where the hell's my "atta boy, got her trained good" posts?

Ah, so she's still in the process of training you then.

[Katipan]

I got a BJ last night, additionally we had great sex, plus tonight we'll watch the NCAA tourney at the bar she where she works and get a nice discount drinking together and watching a big sporting event, where the hell's my "atta boy, got her trained good" posts?

I can't believe she lets her b/f at her bar.
Must be love.

[Crashride]

Cue the violins

[crazycoffey]

Cue the violins


WTF is that horse chase from?

[crazycoffey]

Ah, so she's still in the process of training you then.

you woman, you....

I can't believe she lets her b/f at her bar.
Must be love.

I'm sure we'll all be there...

[Katipan]

I'm sure we'll all be there...

Great! She can color with my b/f while we all slam metamucil.

[crazycoffey]

Great! She can color with my b/f while we all slam metamucil.

orange?

[KcFanInGA]

I like to snort that shit. Firms up my boogers.:D

[KcFanInGA]

Sorry, totally wrong thread

[KcFanInGA]

I like to snort that shit. Firms up my boogers.

[acesn8s]

rep worthy....

yeah, most you women are/or can be. My first ex-wife liked the neighbor alittle more than me.

Now this girlfriend, ask Luv or OTWP - they've met me and her. I don't know what I did to deserve her. I'm currently unemployed, didn't make much to begin with, a bit overweight, almost 37 years old, drink way too much and am hung like a bullhamster. Why would a hot little 26 year old want with me? She must drink too much....Looking at you everyday, she can't help but feel better about herself. :evil:

[crazycoffey]

Looking at you everyday, she can't help but feel better about herself. :evil:

true, I didn't think of it like that. But I guess it has been working for you and Joie all this time.....

[acesn8s]

true, I didn't think of it like that. But I guess it has been working for you and Joie all this time.....At least I know my lot in life.

[Mecca]

This thread became something different...

[crazycoffey]

This thread became something different...

but at least it never turned into how pathetic goatboy is, or how worthless the #3 overall pick is.....

[acesn8s]

This thread became something different....

[Hootie]

ChiefsPlanet is cool...

I think a lot of posters on this site are pretty badass...it's definitely one of the more intelligent boards I've been on.

I still use it more for the Chiefs aspect rather than the community aspect...but I've been on boards before where I've totally considered a lot of the people on the board close friends...I've spent a lot of time online meeting some pretty badass people I'd never have met otherwise.

[Hootie]

I've probably made around 250,000 posts on message boards over the last 11 years...and the first 2 years was spent mainly in the ESPN chatrooms before ESPN got rid of them...

[crazycoffey]

I didn't know this was "getting to know Hootie" hour....

[Hootie]

best hour of the day

[Kerberos]

didn't drink last night, the "actions" were with my all woman girlfriend, I don't pray, and what did I do to pull your string? Take a midol, it'll be better in the morning, darling....

Just giving you shit dude. ;)


best hour of the day

Definitely not happy hour. :shake:

[acesn8s]

I didn't know this was "getting to know Hootie" hour....
best hour of the day
Must be naptime

[luv]

ChiefsPlanet is cool...

I think a lot of posters on this site are pretty badass...it's definitely one of the more intelligent boards I've been on.

I still use it more for the Chiefs aspect rather than the community aspect...but I've been on boards before where I've totally considered a lot of the people on the board close friends...I've spent a lot of time online meeting some pretty badass people I'd never have met otherwise.

That's why we know about the house party you went to recently, and that you and your roommates like to look at each others' penises and break plates over each others' heads. ;)

Just giving you shit.