A drunk night in the life of Rick and his roommates...

[Hootie]

We were all really drunk a few weeks ago after the bar hanging out in our apartment...when my roommate decided he wanted me to break plates over his head...hilarity ensues.

[Hootie]

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[Hootie]

THIS NEXT ONE IS TECHNICALLY NSFW BECAUSE MY FRIEND HAS HIS DICK OUT...

But the video quality is from a phone so you can't see it whatsoever...but the commentary on this video is much better...but you can barely tell that we smashed a plate over his head.

[Hootie]

NSFW

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[Kyle DeLexus]

That laugh stinks!

[Kyle DeLexus]

THIS NEXT ONE IS TECHNICALLY NSFW BECAUSE MY FRIEND HAS HIS DICK OUT...

But the video quality is from a phone so you can't see it whatsoever...but the commentary on this video is much better...but you can barely tell that we smashed a plate over his head.

Why the hell are ya'll just going around with the main vein swayin?

[Pablo]

I take it you're all physical education majors?

[Hootie]

we were all really high a few years ago and were happening to watch Family Guy...it was the episode Wonka episode...and the dude getting a plate smashed over his head kept doing some gay pose that we started calling the Wonka pose...and then we started calling him Wonka...

[Hootie]

Why the hell are ya'll just going around with the main vein swayin?

I see a lot of penis...on a daily basis.

[acesn8s]

Remember kids, say no to drugs.

[Jenson71]

Nothing beats a night of whipping out your cocks and smashing plates over your heads.

[Hootie]

Nothing beats a night of whipping out your cocks and smashing plates over your heads.

the dude was his cock out definitely has herpes too

['Hamas' Jenkins]

just down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big but I'm awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
"Hootie, Where's Your Trousers?"

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
Hootie, where's your trousers?"



I went to a fancy ball
It was slippery in the hall
I was afeared that I may fall
Because I nay had on trousers
I went down to London town
To have a little fun in the underground
All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,
"Hootie, where's your trousers?"

[Hootie]

the guy laughing is one of my roommates, the guy taking the plate is the other roommate, and the guy breaking the plates is yours truly.

[beavis]

I suck at this game, but does Hootie = DCS?

[Jenson71]

Is that a fire alarm system going off from :05-:09?

[Kyle DeLexus]

I suck at this game, but does Hootie = DCS?

Nope he doesn't use the :toast: or :fire:

[Hootie]

I turned them into youtube videos with awesome titles and tags.

[Hammock Parties]

I weep for the future.

http://sbqsam.com/maitred.jpg

[Hootie]

I suck at this game, but does Hootie = DCS?

Raised On Riots is DCS

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I suck at this game, but does Hootie = DCS?

ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I weep for the future.

http://sbqsam.com/maitred.jpg

ROFL REP!!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Raised On Riots is DCS

This just wasn't your day to fuck with me, was it? ROFLROFLROFL

[Hootie]

ROFL

If I had a gun with three bullets, and was in a room with Hitler/Bin Laden/and you...I'd shoot you three times.

[Hootie]

This just wasn't your day to **** with me, was it? ROFLROFLROFL

What are you talking about?

You are easily one of the top 5 most annoying posters I've come across, on any board, ever (and I've been on a lot of boards).

You are not a funny person, your posts are terrible, and you just suck.

Shit, I think Hamas is a know-it-all asshole but at least he is entertaining and funny...you just suck.

Suck suck suck.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

If I had a gun with three bullets, and was in a room with Hitler/Bin Laden/and you...I'd shoot you three times.

ROFLROFLROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

What are you talking about?

You are easily one of the top 5 most annoying posters I've come across, on any board, ever (and I've been on a lot of boards).

You are not a funny person, your posts are terrible, and you just suck.

Shit, I think Hamas is a know-it-all asshole but at least he is entertaining and funny...you just suck.

Suck suck suck.


ROFLROFLROFL Don't stop now; tell us how you really feel! ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

If I had a gun with three bullets, and was in a room with Hitler/Bin Laden/and you...I'd shoot you three times.

ROFL

HEY BOB DOLE:
All I wanted to do was whip some ass, but THIS motherfucker want's to
SHOOT ME!!!
I expect a full banishment of this terrorist by the time I log in tomorrow morning! ROFL

[Hootie]

I'd enjoy it. I'd jam the gun into the wounds Jack Bauer style as well...

The way you post (annoying) makes me want to do awful things.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'd enjoy it. I'd jam the gun into the wounds Jack Bauer style as well...

The way you post (annoying) makes me want to do awful things.

Hootie, I get the distinct impression that you with a firearm of any sort would make Plaxico Burress look like a SWAT sharpshooter.

Stick with plates and dicks; much safer for you me thinks. :D

[T-post Tom]

http://www.vilnius-life.com/media/pics/gay-vilnius.jpg

[kstater]

So Raised on Riots is who?


And did DCS get banned? Or can I just not find his user name?

[Dartgod]

You suck at life.

[wild1]

everyone in that video should be sterilized

[Iowanian]

Someday...

DARWIN WINS. FATALITY!
http://www.gamegoldies.org/old_game_files/2007/09/mortal_kombat_trilogy_3.jpg

[Katipan]

NSFW

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Bad lighting on the penis shot. :(

[luv]

Bad lighting on the penis shot. :(

Probably not much to see with proper lighting, anyway.

[DenverChief]

I see a lot of penis...on a daily basis.
:spock:

[Katipan]

Probably not much to see with proper lighting, anyway.

God doesn't give the smart men huge penises. That wouldn't be fair. Like you know the hottest chicks in the world just lay still in bed kind of thing.

I'm betting it's the guys that are voted most likely to be on 1000 ways to die that have the huge dicks.

[luv]

God doesn't give the smart men huge penises. That wouldn't be fair. Like you know the hottest chicks in the world just lay still in bed kind of thing.

I'm betting it's the guys that are voted most likely to be on 1000 ways to die that have the huge dicks.

I see your reasoning. It's such a shame for a guy to have a big penis and not know what to do with it.

[MOhillbilly]

got some video from sat. with my larry friends and a shotgun after about 2 gal. of the goodness. itll never see the light of day though.

[Katipan]

I see your reasoning. It's such a shame for a guy to have a big penis and not know what to do with it.

Last night on that show this guy bought a cow's heart, hooked it up to a battery and had sex with it. Liked it so much he thought it would be a good idea to hook it up to a bigger battery. He didn't make it to orgasm.

Now, the actor in the re-enactment didn't show his penis, nor did they talk about the penis size. But if (Intelligence < Penis Size) then I'm sure he had a 12 lb hammer.

[Katipan]

got some video from sat. with my larry friends and a shotgun after about 2 gal. of the goodness. itll never see the light of day though.

Cock tease.

[Nzoner]

Knoxville and the boys better watch out.

[EyePod]

You guys are homo's.... I mean, if there were chicks around, then it'd be fine...

[DeezNutz]

Bad lighting on the penis shot. :(

The juxtaposition of the message and the smilie made me laugh.

[Bwana]

Wow

[The Franchise]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[MOhillbilly]

tootie are these the boys you hide behind when you run your cockholster?

[Pablo]

tootie are these the boys you hide behind when you run your cockholster?You'd better not talk to him like that..he'll break a dinner plate on your face.

[seclark]

You'd better not talk to him like that..he'll break a dinner plate on your face.

or sick his mommy on him.
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[The Franchise]

You'd better not talk to him like that..he'll break a dinner plate on your face.

Or kill you in Halo 3.

[Hootie]

Or kill you in Halo 3.

the most likely case scenario...

I'm the ninja king.

[Inspector]

NSFW

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Hey...All American Rejects....

I'm going to see them tomorrow night.

Anyone else going?

My kid's band is touring with them right now.

[Buck]

Wait, so was that guy pissing on the other guy?

Why did he just randomly pull out his junk?

[beach tribe]

I had some friends like you guys. In ugh... high school.

I remember my friend Bubba. We used to coax him into jumping through HUGE bon fires at parties. He lost his lashes, and brows, quite a few times. But even Bubba quit jumping through the fire by 23.

[Otter]

I had some friends like you guys. In ugh... high school.

I remember my friend Bubba. We used to coax him into jumping through HUGE bon fires at parties. He lost his lashes, and brows, quite a few times. But even Bubba quit jumping through the fire by 23.

Heh, I convinced my own Bubba to stand in front of the fire with no shirt on after I threw a can of chicken noodle soup in the fire. He didn't believe me it would blow up from the pressure.

*POW*

The guy had squiggly burns all over his upper body from all the noodles that stuck to him. Weirdest looking injury ever.

I can't believe the didn't die from some kind of bacteria infection from eating worms or something of that nature.