It's Easter weekend and that can only mean

[Nzoner]

one thing,I'm lovin' me some.........


http://www.traditionalcandycompany.co.uk/userimages/jelly_jellybeans.jpg

[Reaper16]

Jelly Belly FTMFW

Those Starburst jellybeans you can get at Wal-Mart, etc are great as well.

[88TG88]

Eh, after a few I get bored of 'em.

[Rain Man]

Not a fan of jelly beans. I don't understand why anyone would eat them over M&Ms.

[Skip Towne]

Not a fan of jelly beans. I don't understand why anyone would eat them over M&Ms.

It's their chewy goodness.

[Scorp]

I'll see your jelly beans and raise you.....

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/robinseggs.jpg?t=1239407440

[Rain Man]

It's their chewy goodness.

Squid is chewy too, yet is seldom found in Easter baskets.

[Rain Man]

I'll see your jelly beans and raise you.....



Now we're talking. I can eat Whoppers until my mouth bleeds.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Jesus died for our sins and then rose again and accended to heaven to make a place for us to live in paradise for all eternity?


.... oh... jelly beans................... nevermind.










;)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Now we're talking. I can eat Whoppers until my mouth bleeds.

I think I've actually done that. But it hurt so good.

[Reaper16]

Squid is chewy too, yet is seldom found in Easter baskets.
Perhaps if it had a fruit flavor and a candied shell?

[Jenson71]

In a Parisian multi-ethnic French adult classroom:

"Excuse me, but what's an Easter?"

...

The Poles led the charge to the best of their ability. "It is," said one, "a party for the little boy of God who call his self Jesus and . . . oh, shit." She faltered and her fellow countryman came to her aid.

"He call his self Jesus and then he die one day on two . . . morsels of . . . lumber."

The rest of the class jumped in, offering bits of information that would have given the pope an aneurysm.

"He die one day and then he go above of my head to live with your father."

"He weared of himself the long hair and after he die, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples."

"He nice, the Jesus."

"He make the good things, and on the Easter we be sad because somebody makes him dead today."

Part of the problem had to do with vocabulary. Simple nouns such as cross and resurrection were beyond our grasp, let alone such complicated reflexive phrases as "to give of yourself your only begotten son." Faced with the challenge of explaining the cornerstone of Christianity, we did what any self-respecting group of people might do. We talked about food instead.

"Easter is a party for to eat of the lamb," the Italian nanny explained. "One too may eat of the chocolate."

"And who brings the chocolate?" the teacher asked.

I knew the word, so I raised my hand, saying, "The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."

[Rain Man]

Perhaps if it had a fruit flavor and a candied shell?


Maybe they did in the past, but evolved after cavemen kept putting them in Easter baskets.

[Nzoner]

The mrs is out shopping for goodies for my basket right now and I know she's getting me some these delicious teeth rotting treats

http://pammyshep.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/peeps.jpg

[Mecca]

I personally prefer the hallow chocolate bunnies.

[Jenson71]

I personally prefer the hallow chocolate bunnies.

Solid, here. And no less than 3'

[Pioli Zombie]

It means this is the season that Mark Sanchez defeats death and makes a way for Salvation for us all.
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[Hammock Parties]

FUCK this thread. I'm looking forward to my chicken breast, spinach and bread roll on Monday.

[Scorp]

**** this thread. I'm looking forward to my chicken breast, spinach and bread roll on Monday.

Look into my soul


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/caramelegg.jpg?t=1239408670

[Nzoner]

**** this thread. I'm looking forward to my chicken breast, spinach and bread roll on Monday.

Fock you,I'm looking forward to my bone-in ham baked in Dr Pepper and the mrs' homemade dinner rolls on Sunday

[Mecca]

Spinach, fuckin gross.

[Rain Man]

I personally prefer the hallow chocolate bunnies.

Are the hallowed chocolate bunnies the ones that are produced inside the Lincoln Memorial? Those are good.

[listopencil]

I personally prefer the hallow chocolate bunnies.

Chocolate bunnies, hallowed be thy name.

[Mecca]

LOL, see that is why I did that on purpose I was waiting for some great lines.

[Hammock Parties]

Spinach, fuckin gross.

Spinach is my 2nd favorite vegetable.

After tomatoes.

[Mecca]

I'd rather eat just about anything than spinach.

[Reaper16]

I love spinach.

[Rain Man]

I can handle raw spinach in a salad, though it's not my favorite. I can do cooked spinach if it's in that ... dip stuff ... that you put bread in, and it's got cheese and stuff in it.

As for cooked spinach, I'd rather eat jelly beans, and I don't like jelly beans.

[Mecca]

Spinach is like eating weeds.

[Jenson71]

Oh I hate spinach. My vegetables have to be almost rock hard, except corn.

[Scorp]

As for cooked spinach, I'd rather eat jelly beans, and I don't like jelly beans.


Spinach flavored jelly beans........ you may be on to something. ;)

[Bugeater]

Fock you,I'm looking forward to my bone-in ham baked in Dr Pepper and the mrs' homemade dinner rolls on Sunday
Dr Pepper? Seriously?

[Mecca]

Well I think that's less of an issue than why he's putting his bone in the ham.

[Bugeater]

Well I think that's less of an issue than why he's putting his bone in the ham.
Oh, I totally understand that part, he's married.

[Hammock Parties]

Spinach is like eating weeds.

Well, that dry spinach is terrible.

But I love canned spinach. Dripping with juice. It's like eating a big salty sea creature, only it's got lots of fiber.

[Nzoner]

Dr Pepper? Seriously?

Seriously,I grew up with it.Every person who's ever tried it has commented on how delicious it is.I take a big knife and make about a thousand slits in the ham,put it in a big roaster wrapped in foil and pour about 1/2 of a 2 liter Dr Pepper over it and let bake for about 2 hours on 350.Turn it over use rest of Dr Pepper and let bake another hour or so.Slice the ham and serve it soaking in the baked Dr pepper.

[Bugeater]

Seriously,I grew up with it.Every person who's ever tried it has commented on how delicious it is.I take a big knife and make about a thousand slits in the ham,put it in a big roaster wrapped in foil and pour about 1/2 of a 2 liter Dr Pepper over it and let bake for about 2 hours on 350.Turn it over use rest of Dr Pepper and let bake another hour or so.Slice the ham and serve it soaking in the baked Dr pepper.
Interesting, although I'm not a big fan of Dr Pepper. I bet Luv would love it.

[Mecca]

Interesting, although I'm not a big fan of Dr Pepper. I bet Luv would love it.

I marinate my ham in grape gatorade.

[Bugeater]

I marinate my ham in grape gatorade.
That would be funny if it didn't sound absolutely disgusting.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Jesus.

[Mecca]

That would be funny if it didn't sound absolutely disgusting.

LOL, it'd probably coat the ham in a purple film making it look like some alien food.

[SAUTO]

I'll see your jelly beans and raise you.....

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/robinseggs.jpg?t=1239407440

if i could figure out how to make the ralphing sound in letters thats what would be here

[SAUTO]

Spinach is like eating weeds.

why would you EAT weed?:D

[Pioli Zombie]

Mark Sanchez likes spinach.
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[Mecca]

Mark Sanchez likes spinach.
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Shutup or I'll bite the head off of you chocolate Sanchez.

[Pioli Zombie]

Shutup or I'll bite the head off of you chocolate Sanchez.

That didn't sound too good.
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[Mecca]

LOL...but it's funny damn it.

[Redrum_69]

Well, that dry spinach is terrible.

But I love canned spinach. Dripping with juice. It's like eating a big salty sea creature, only it's got lots of fiber.


just wait until you go down on your first woman....

[Pioli Zombie]

just wait until you go down on your first woman....

It depends on the woman it depends on the woman

If its a big, fat, sweaty woman who hasn't been able to bathe properly for years it would be a traumatizing experience. But if its like the young, hot, black chick I dated oooo lala-lala
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[Nzoner]

why would you EAT weed?:D

I've heard certain brownies can be very tasty

[Redrum_69]

It depends on the woman it depends on the woman

If its a big, fat, sweaty woman who hasn't been able to bathe properly for years it would be a traumatizing experience. But if its like the young, hot, black chick I dated oooo lala-lala
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claythans only shot at a black chick is if jason whitlock got a sex change

[listopencil]

Canned spinach. Drain it. Add butter, salt, onion powder, garlic. Heat it up in the microwave. Delicious.

[Hammock Parties]

claythans only shot at a black chick is if jason whitlock got a sex change

Nah. Jungle love keeps coming my way, and I keep turning it down. Not into black chicks. Unless they look like Halle Berry.

[Mecca]

Canned spinach. Drain it. Add butter, salt, onion powder, garlic. Heat it up in the microwave. Delicious.

It's not good for you by then.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Not a fan of jelly beans. I don't understand why anyone would eat them over M&Ms.

I seem to agree with Mr. Rain Man on this, I love me some M&M's.

[Hammock Parties]

It's not good for you by then.

Oh bullshit. Just go easy on the butter and the salt.

[Delano]

Spinach, mushroom and garlic omelets OWN MY SOUL.

[Nzoner]

Canned spinach. Drain it. Add a shitload of vinegar.Heat it up in the microwave. Delicious.

Now it sounds delicious

[Mecca]

I don't like mushrooms either so I'd probably puke if I ate that.

[Hammock Parties]

This thread isn't good for my stomach. Spinach is starting to sound like pizza. I NEED ANOTHER PROTEIN SHAKE!

[Bugeater]

I don't like mushrooms either so I'd probably puke if I ate that.
Dude, mushrooms rock. Morel season is just around the corner too, I can't wait.

[SAUTO]

Dude, mushrooms rock. Morel season is just around the corner too, I can't wait.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn

[Nzoner]

...

http://www.viciousenterprises.com/summersblog/eastercartoon2.jpg

[Bugeater]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn
Should be about that time down your way, haven't you been out looking?

[Mecca]

All this mushroom talk is grossing me out.

[Bugeater]

Mmmmmm....

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd264/mumicimo/morel.jpg?t=1239412839

[SAUTO]

Should be about that time down your way, haven't you been out looking?

no:( been REAL busy. my buds will hook a fella up though, havent heard of many ........ yet.:D

[Mecca]

One day you will eat a poison one!

[SAUTO]

Mmmmmm....

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd264/mumicimo/morel.jpg?t=1239412839

damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SAUTO]

One day you will eat a poison one!

or a psycho one(though that just wasnt for me)

[RealSNR]

When will you people learn????

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=159670

[Nzoner]

When will you people learn????

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=159670

Nzoner=old dog :shrug:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Seriously,I grew up with it.Every person who's ever tried it has commented on how delicious it is.I take a big knife and make about a thousand slits in the ham,put it in a big roaster wrapped in foil and pour about 1/2 of a 2 liter Dr Pepper over it and let bake for about 2 hours on 350.Turn it over use rest of Dr Pepper and let bake another hour or so.Slice the ham and serve it soaking in the baked Dr pepper.

Strangely enough that sounds kinda tasty. I like Dr. Pepper though.

[KcMizzou]

"It's Easter weekend and that can only mean"...

That it's Jesus's birthday!!!

Wait, no...

[007]

Sweettart jelly beans are my new fave.

[Pioli Zombie]

All of East Olathe smells like a dead rottin skunks ass tonight. I'm not kidding. I lived near a sulfur factory in s carolina and it smelled just like this. WTF?
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[007]

All of East Olathe smells like a dead rottin skunks ass tonight. I'm not kidding. I lived near a sulfur factory in s carolina and it smelled just like this. WTF?
Posted via Mobile DeviceMaybe its just you?:D

[Thig Lyfe]

Jelly Belly FTMFW

Those Starburst jellybeans you can get at Wal-Mart, etc are great as well.

Starburst jellybeans are TO DIE FOR.

[KcMizzou]

Starburst jellybeans are TO DIE FOR.Sounds silly, but "this".

[Pioli Zombie]

Maybe its just you?:D
No I would claim that. This was noticeable in the air. Cows were dying all around.
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[Over-Head]

Gonna do our first easter egg hunt tomorrow with the little fella.
The Mrs can't wait.
We're gonna be finding candy for weeks .

[Gonzo]

Question...

I have an 8 month old, what's the easter protocol there? He's not able to partake in any of the normal children's festivities yet...

Do I still need to color up some eggs or what?
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[RNR]

This is the thing that really irritates me! People celebrate these holidays and have no clue what they are about :shake:. The story goes like this a long long time ago (like the 1800s I think) Jesus was being held captive in a cave by some bad guys (by the pictures I have seen he was a white dude and Jesus seems like a strange name for a white dude :spock: but I digress) anyway a bunny help him escape. He was so pleased he gave the bunny the ability to lay chocolate eggs and jelly beans (from what I have heard about him he was cool like that) anyway this day is to honor a really cool white dude with a strange name and a very courageous bunny. Oh and I like jelly beans

[Reaper16]

This is the thing that really irritates me! People celebrate these holidays and have no clue what they are about :shake:. The story goes like this a long long time ago (like the 1800s I think) Jesus was being held captive in a cave by some bad guys (by the pictures I have seen he was a white dude and Jesus seems like a strange name for a white dude :spock: but I digress) anyway a bunny help him escape. He was so pleased he gave the bunny the ability to lay chocolate eggs and jelly beans (from what I have heard about him he was cool like that) anyway this day is to honor a really cool white dude with a strange name and a very courageous bunny. Oh and I like jelly beans
Heh. This is the most American post I've seen all month.

[Nzoner]

Question...

I have an 8 month old, what's the easter protocol there? He's not able to partake in any of the normal children's festivities yet...

Do I still need to color up some eggs or what?
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I never had kids so I'm probably not the best to answer this but if I had a 8 month old I would color a few eggs and put them in some Easter grass if for nothing more to maybe get a great photo op.

[RNR]

Heh. This is the most American post I've seen all month.

:D

[Hammock Parties]

This is the thing that really irritates me! People celebrate these holidays and have no clue what they are about :shake:. The story goes like this a long long time ago (like the 1800s I think) Jesus was being held captive in a cave by some bad guys (by the pictures I have seen he was a white dude and Jesus seems like a strange name for a white dude :spock: but I digress) anyway a bunny help him escape. He was so pleased he gave the bunny the ability to lay chocolate eggs and jelly beans (from what I have heard about him he was cool like that) anyway this day is to honor a really cool white dude with a strange name and a very courageous bunny. Oh and I like jelly beans

This is the best post you have ever posted on this posting board of posts.

[Nzoner]

Damn,I've already consumed a 1 lb bag of jelly beans in the last 24 hours and Easter isn't officially here yet

[KcMizzou]

Damn,I've already consumed a 1 lb bag of jelly beans in the last 24 hours and Easter isn't officially here yetMy boys are at their mom's till tomorrow afternoon. I've got two tempting baskets sitting right in front of the entertainment center.

Can't touch 'em though. That wouldn't be right. After they get 'em, it's on.

[Pioli Zombie]

The new Hannah Montana movie out. Had to see it today with the kids.
I want to bend Miley Cyrus over a coffee table
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[listopencil]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4jfk59bc9d8/SJv1thfYFwI/AAAAAAAACWs/STYgTBbAVqY/s400/miley_cyrus_vf_0430.jpg

[listopencil]

Ah, Easter. Sexy pics of young girls, lies about Jesus and farts that smell like boiled eggs. Gotta love it. Where's the ham?

[Pioli Zombie]

Miley has gotten so effen hot its not fair.
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[KcMizzou]

Ah, Easter. Sexy pics of young girls, lies about Jesus and farts that smell like boiled eggs. Gotta love it. Where's the ham?We're having corned beef this year.

[Bugeater]

Ah, Easter. Sexy pics of young girls, lies about Jesus and farts that smell like boiled eggs. Gotta love it. Where's the ham?
There was a Dr Pepper ham discussed earlier. :shrug:

[listopencil]

We're having corned beef this year.

Just had corned beef and cabbage for St. Patrick's Day. Good lord the whole house smelled like a sewage plant the next day. For Easter it has to be ham for us.

[listopencil]

There was a Dr Pepper ham discussed earlier. :shrug:



Gonna tell the wife about that one.

[Bugeater]

Oh, and speaking of hams and smelly houses, the Mrs baked one with some weird maple glaze last week, the house smelled like a friggin' syrup bottle for three days after that. That shit was potent.

[Pioli Zombie]

I'm sorry I thought this thread was about Miley Cyrus's beautiful ass????
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[Bugeater]

I'm sorry I thought this thread was about Miley Cyrus's beautiful ass????
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Meh, I'm old enough to be her father.

[KcMizzou]

Oh, and speaking of hams and smelly houses, the Mrs baked one with some weird maple glaze last week, the house smelled like a friggin' syrup bottle for three days after that. That shit was potent.There are worse smells, I suppose.

I've never been a big fan of meat + sweet, in any form. Even say, teriyaki...

[listopencil]

I would like the house to smell like maple syrup, that wouldn't be so bad. I would also like to see Miley's ass. In fact, I would like to pour maple syrup all over Miley's ass.

[KcMizzou]

I'm sorry I thought this thread was about Miley Cyrus's beautiful ass????
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[listopencil]

There are worse smells, I suppose.

I've never been a big fan of meat + sweet, in any form. Even say, teriyaki...


Same here, wife says she's been meaning to try the Dr. Pepper. We all love the glaze she uses though. "Don't fuck with the ham. It's perfect." is what I was just thinking out loud.

[Bugeater]

There are worse smells, I suppose.

I've never been a big fan of meat + sweet, in any form. Even say, teriyaki...
Mmmmm.....

http://www.punarama.co.uk/images/misc/chocolate-covered-bacon.jpg

[listopencil]

No, that messes up the chocolate and the bacon. Make it go away!

[Pioli Zombie]

Meh, I'm old enough to be her father.

And your point is???

I want Miley
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[KcMizzou]

Mmmmm.....

http://www.punarama.co.uk/images/misc/chocolate-covered-bacon.jpgLMAO

I love both ingredients, but prefer them separate.

[Saulbadguy]

By far my favorite gentile holiday.

[Nzoner]

I've never been a big fan of meat + sweet, in any form. Even say, teriyaki...

Same here but the Dr Pepper doesn't make it sweet,it does make it extra tasty though

[Hammock Parties]

I had some natural peanut butter. That's sort of like candy.

[KCChiefsMan]

spinach is good if cooked in butter and bacon, but what's not?

[Nzoner]

This being sick sucks,my body clock is all messed up,I've never seen a Sunday morning this early unless I was going to bed or a Chiefs game.

[Rausch]

...I've never seen a Sunday morning this early unless I was going to bed or a Chiefs game.

Yes you have...:D

[keg in kc]

I'm thinking tomorrow is the day to go get my easter candy fix.

[Rausch]

I'm thinking tomorrow is the day to go get my easter candy fix.

I prefer complex over simple sugars...

[Nzoner]

Ham is in the oven with the Dr pepper,taking more meds and going to try going back to sleep

[keg in kc]

I prefer complex over simple sugars...Let me enjoy my jelly beans once a year, fucker.

[Rausch]

Ham is in the oven with the Dr pepper,taking more meds and going to try going back to sleep

I feel significantly less fucked up right now.

You might have saved me a pill...

[Rausch]

Let me enjoy my jelly beans once a year, ****er.

To each his own.





Natual Light is much more low carb.

Just saying...

[keg in kc]

Natual Light is much more low carb.

Just saying...I haven't had either one in a while. Either one meaning sugar or alcohol.

I'm thinking about cracking the bourbon today just for the fuck of it.

[Rausch]

I haven't had either one in a while. Either one meaning sugar or alcohol.

I'm thinking about cracking the bourbon today just for the **** of it.

"I's confused..."

http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/000_diego_poodle_wtf.jpg

[Nzoner]

Candy wise my basket had a large bag of jelly beans,a bag of speckled egg malt balls,a pkg of yellow peeps and a large Reester Bunny(Reese's) so there goes my diet for another few days.

On the other hand the basket also had an Ozzy live in concert DVD as well as a Ted Nugent(which I'm exchanging) a Stephen King novel and 7 plastic eggs which each held a slip of paper that I can cash in to the mrs for a night in or night out.

[Gracie Dean]

Candy wise my basket had a large bag of jelly beans,a bag of speckled egg malt balls,a pkg of yellow peeps and a large Reester Bunny(Reese's) so there goes my diet for another few days.

On the other hand the basket also had an Ozzy live in concert DVD as well as a Ted Nugent(which I'm exchanging) a Stephen King novel and 7 plastic eggs which each held a slip of paper that I can cash in to the mrs for a night in or night out.

that is a cool idea...

will keep in mind for next year