yo black people

[Hootie]

i am very drunk and I like all of you

[ArrowheadHawk]

wtf?

[MIAdragon]

thanks

[|Zach|]

Jeez...

[ArrowheadMagic]

lol.... I just want to be in this thread..... it feels warm and fuzzy.

[kcxiv]

What about us (immigrnats)? no love for us? lol

[Hootie]

hate (immigrants) fyi

[CrazyPhuD]

So do you show your cock to ones you like and your ass to ones you don't? Or is it the other way around...I get confused...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

hate (immigrants) fyi

Look, a new sig!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Believe Hootie when he say...

He fucked a black mermaiayayayad.

[kcxiv]

Damn, he hates me! noo, Damon Huard lover hates me. Oh noes.

[googlegoogle]

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/columnists/oldschoolblues/blog/clarence_thomas_photo.jpg

[Pablo]

It's a good thing you started the header off with a 'yo'.

You're sure to pull a ton of black people into this thread now.

[wutamess]

GFY!

[Swazey]

Soooo.... when you're sober you're racist? STFU

[Swazey]

Hootie's NFL gameday field... http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:yROJ3C4SSJ0nQM:http://mediaslap.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cymbal-monkey.jpg X 22

[salame]

oh really

[mikey23545]

You know, if you can't handle your booze any better than this, maybe you should just quit drinking...

[Pioli Zombie]

Beyonce or Halle Berry?
Posted via Mobile Device

[Otter]

GFY!

I think it would be hilarious if Hootie woke up with a set of tits tattooed on his back after a good night of drinking and ritalin.

Just throwing it out there

[Jethopper]

ebonics be rulin son.

[Lzen]

Beyonce or Halle Berry?
Posted via Mobile Device

Man, that is a tough choice. I think I would say Beyonce. But I sure wouldn't kick Halle out of bed. :D

[alanm]

I think it would be hilarious if Hootie woke up with a set of tits tattooed on his back after a good night of drinking and ritalin.

Just throwing it out thereNews at Noon.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

What about Polocks ?

Where's Sanka.

[Stewie]

It appears Hootie's dumbassery has been ramping up recently. These are trying times.

[ziggysocki]

Saturday and Sunday mornings are the best time to find some crazy ass drunken posted threads. Mods should install breathalyzer app to the new thread button.

[EyePod]

There are not black people on this forum. I have never seen a black Chiefs fan either now that I think about it...

[alanm]

Saturday and Sunday mornings are the best time to find some crazy ass drunken posted threads. Mods should install breathalyzer app to the new thread button.And never by by drunk women posting web cam pictures of their tits.
Life is cruel.

[luv]

It appears Hootie's dumbassery has been ramping up recently. These are trying times.

I think he said something about being jobless and having more time on his hands.

[ziggysocki]

It's not racist to say you like black people now is it?

[ziggysocki]

Or is it just that he is making a special point to announce it that makes it seem politically incorrect?

[EyePod]

Or is it just that he is making a special point to announce it that makes it seem politically incorrect?

I think it's just funny cause he's drunk.

[ziggysocki]

My guess is there maybe some story behind the post later today. Like maybe some black dudes saved him from some mexican trying to beat him down or something like that... guess we will have to wait until he regains conciousness

[Bugeater]

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/9810/04784sf.jpg

[Bwana]

Hmm?

[Hootie]

You know, if you can't handle your booze any better than this, maybe you should just quit drinking...

Dude, just be happy is was 'black people' and not something else...reading this now (sober), I'm surprised I was so reserved. I'm actually proud of myself.

[Hootie]

you guys want to hear something funny?

So I'm in a softball league back *home* (where I grew up, went to high school, etc...don't live here anymore)...I play pretty well because I'm FUCKING badass (duh)...we all go out afterwards, of course...

Anyways...

We get to the townie bar (last stop of the night)...and a friend of mine I haven't seen in years is there and, being drunk, I'm like heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey s'up dude!

Right as this happens...

I double take and notice my EX EX (REAL EX) as in girl I dated for years sitting RIGHT THURRR....we both like notice each other (not in good terms) and uh...I'm not sure I can explain it...

It's like I saw her, she saw me, and immediately we both did one of those...look behind you and pretend it didn't happen things...

So naturally we play the cat and mouse game afterwards...fortunately my friend Andy has A REALLY hot girlfriend who allows me to do anything to her...so I can make Amy (ex) very jealous by doing weird things to Andy's girlfriends butthole...

Anyways...eventually ex corners me by the bathroom and gives me a hug (?)...and for some reason I decide to act civil (maturing?)...but at this point (1:30 AM)...I realize there is no way I'm hooking up with anyone and chances are I'm just going to get angry because this girl never drinks and I'm never supposed to see her out because of that...so my friend Steve (just got off work) is there and about to leave so I hitch a ride to my mom's (out of town) from him. Genius idea on my part.

And then I bitch to him about how the first girl I had sex with is by far the hottest girl I've had sex with and I'm not quite sure why I broke up with her to settle for a bunch of slutty 7s...and iiiiit's true...I've went downhill since this girl...WAY downhill.

I would set a goal to have sex with this girl one more time...but she is simply too smart to ever let that happen. She is my kryptonite...the only girl that gets to me...AND I HOPE SHE DIES.

oh but on another totally awesome note...my friend on my softball team (is my sisters age, so 5 years older than me)...took Amy's sisters virginity (and I took Amy's)...so every time we see Tiffany or Amy...we get to laugh and high five because we infiltrated that family with our penises...so that's pretty awesome.

[Jack]

You young pups wont remember a Johnny Horton song back in the late 50's entitled "I hate (insert N word)". It was a hit in Mississippi, Louisiana maybe but never went national, thankfully. Truly disgusting song.

Most of you will say WTF is Johnny Horton. . .

"North to Alaska, Sink the Bismark, et. Al"

Things are great now that we are civilized and no longer racist.

[Hootie]

My guess is there maybe some story behind the post later today. Like maybe some black dudes saved him from some mexican trying to beat him down or something like that... guess we will have to wait until he regains conciousness
no, but I was almost rejected entry from a bar because of this story from last week:

Apparently I told this dude in a car I was going to suck his dick...and somehow that made him REAAAAALLY mad (not sure how someone can take those words and want to fight, but whatever)...so apparently he got out of his car...and I kept provoking him with gayness...and according to friends he charged me...to which I responded with...pulling my pants down, all of the way, and jumping up and down with my little peen flopping around. According to Steve, I did this in front of 20 high school alums (who were much younger than me)...ROFL

So if you ever want to prevent yourself from being hit (all of my "boys" were ready to kill this guy after he hit me which makes me bleed with confidence in these situations)...just take your pants off and do jumping jacks...works like a charm.

But in reality...I wish I had received more than a 'don't get too drunk tonight or you're not allowed back in' warning...because seeing the ex made me very depressed...so depressed to where I saw another ex and the words "I've been DEEP inside of you" didn't even come out of my mouth...first ex totally takes me off of my game and makes me a giant pussy. I wouldn't even chocolate/vanilla her...too much respect.

[Hootie]

Things are great now that we are civilized and no longer racist.

Play a game of Social Slayer on Halo...you'll see how anti-racist we REALLY are.

[Bugeater]

the first girl I had sex with is by far the hottest girl I've had sex with...
Pics plz.

[Al Bundy]

Well... you're an idiot.

[Hootie]

Pics plz.

(Imagine this being 14-17 when we dated...ohhhh man! You caught me in a good time usually I don't post pics...)

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1068/34/39/200303022/n200303022_31432702_7119.jpg

[Hootie]

god she's staring me in the face right now...DEVIL. I don't like girls who have this effect on me.

[Delano]

(Imagine this being 14-17 when we dated...ohhhh man! You caught me in a good time usually I don't post pics...)

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1068/34/39/200303022/n200303022_31432702_7119.jpg

Ooooh fuck yes. Quoted for posterity. Photoshoppers start your CS3 engines.

[Delano]

Hootie, her breast:waist:hips ratio are a little off.

[gblowfish]

i am very drunk and I like all of you

A website just for Hootie.
Black People Like You, too!

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

[Hootie]

Hootie, her breast:waist:hips ratio are a little off.

She's phenomenal. Pictures do not do justice.

P.S. My facebook wall posts last night for people...are RIDICULOUS.

RIDICULOUS.

For instance:

Girl who I used to flirt with at work...

"Dude, we NEED to have sex."

Can't wait for the reply on that one.

back to girl pictured..

NOT ONLY PHENOMENAL...but amazing in bed (of course she was predominately sober fucked so maybe I put her on a pedestal because it was before my heavy drinking days? Meh.)

[Hootie]

Hootie, her breast:waist:hips ratio are a little off.

again...

PHENOMENAL.

Some of my friends claim other girls I've been with are hotter...

They will never convince me.

Can't describe it...but I know I always base my perfect girl off of her...it's sad, too...because this is the same girl who sent me pictures of her cutting herself when we broke up years ago. Yes, I showed all of my friends and we laughed...pretty mature guy right here.

[Hootie]

A website just for Hootie.
Black People Like You, too!

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

I worked with this black dude in Chicago...J.J. was his name...

we were in the kitchen 'chillin'...and his food was taking forever to come up (we were waiters)...so the dude starts picking at one of his customers plates...eats a whole tempura fried shrimp...no big deal I guess...looks at me...grabs a shrimp..."want one?" he says...Suuuure.

Same guy who got pissed off, whipped out his peen peen, and stirred some dudes iced tea with it. You don't question a black guy, you just do what he says.

[MikeMaslowski]

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[MikeMaslowski]

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[Saccopoo]

I don't like your racist tones here Hootie. You like a particular ethnicity based on their skin color? That's the exact same thing as a person who hates a race because of their skin color. It's an ignorant generalization and serves as a springboard for others to chime in with their own ignorant generalizations about specific cultures, races, etc.

You are a instigating xenophobe purely attempting to stir the proverbial pot for your own self-amusement and satisfy your sociopathic tendencies. Besides, using the race card for your little mental masturbatorial jovality is was too easy.

[MikeMaslowski]

I don't like your racist tones here Hootie. You like a particular ethnicity based on their skin color? That's the exact same thing as a person who hates a race because of their skin color. It's an ignorant generalization and serves as a springboard for others to chime in with their own ignorant generalizations about specific cultures, races, etc.

You are a instigating xenophobe purely attempting to stir the proverbial pot for your own self-amusement and satisfy your sociopathic tendencies. Besides, using the race card for your little mental masturbatorial jovality is was too easy.


your big words make my penis feel smaller

[Reerun_KC]

So now Chiefsplanet is promoting racism?

[Hootie]

I don't like your racist tones here Hootie. You like a particular ethnicity based on their skin color? That's the exact same thing as a person who hates a race because of their skin color. It's an ignorant generalization and serves as a springboard for others to chime in with their own ignorant generalizations about specific cultures, races, etc.

You are a instigating xenophobe purely attempting to stir the proverbial pot for your own self-amusement and satisfy your sociopathic tendencies. Besides, using the race card for your little mental masturbatorial jovality is was too easy.

man...I don't what to say other than...CHILL THE **** UP AND SHUT THE **** UP!

Jesus Christ!

You are ****ing crazy. Stop trying to analyze everything and shut the **** up. You are a ****ing idiot. It's a ****ing message board...I don't give a shit if someone is black, someone is gay, or if someone is transgendered...IT'S A ****ING MESSAGE BOARD YOU ****ING TWAT! JFC! Quit stalking my threads and being a total ****ing loser douche bag...why don't you go stick your dick in a toaster or something...you ****ing Greek person lover.

[Hootie]

So now Chiefsplanet is promoting racism?

minus the wetback comment (which I was bated into)...how in god's name is this thread racist?

Some of you are just fucking stupid.

Like really...

I don't know what to say. I feel bad for you...it must suck to suck.

[Delano]

minus the wetback comment (which I was bated into)...how in god's name is this thread racist?

Some of you are just fucking stupid.

Like really...

I don't know what to say. I feel bad for you...it must suck to suck.

HEHE you said BATED!

[rambleonthruthefog]

What about us Wetbacks? no love for us? lol

i'm from texas and i love just about everyone of you greasy bastards.

[Hootie]

HEHE you said BATED!

I bated to this NSFW video last night (I know this because it was on my laptop when I woke up)


http://www.xvideos.com/video70969/teen_candice_fucked_hard

[MikeMaslowski]

xvideos is a bit too slow for me

[Bugeater]

Oh god damn it, why did I click on that, now I have to clear my history.

[Delano]

I bated to ...

... pictures of her cutting herself when we broke up years ago. Yes, I showed all of my friends and we laughed...pretty mature guy right here.

:eek:

[Hootie]

:eek:

she's a crazy girl...

I heard she's a lot better now...wouldn't know, don't talk...last night was the first time in years.

[Hootie]

Oh god damn it, why did I click on that, now I have to clear my history.

at least watch for a while...it's pretty awesome.

[MikeMaslowski]

it would have been fitting if you woulda jerked to this video-nsfw

http://www.cliphunter.com/w/275370/white_boy_loves_those_blg_black_titties_-_Pt._4/4

[Bugeater]

at least watch for a while...it's pretty awesome.
Eh, don't have time right now. I would like to know what's with the stupid interviews at the beginning of some porn videos, like I need to get to know the girl who is about to get plowed.

[Hootie]

Gross.

[Hootie]

Eh, don't have time right now. I would like to know what's with the stupid interviews at the beginning of some porn videos, like I need to get to know the girl who is about to get plowed.

That's why I fast forward to about 9 minutes every time...I like to jump around a lot.

The video I linked is probably top 5 on that site...that girl is SMOKING.

[Dave Lane]

You young pups wont remember a Johnny Horton song back in the late 50's entitled "I hate (insert N word)". It was a hit in Mississippi, Louisiana maybe but never went national, thankfully. Truly disgusting song.

Most of you will say WTF is Johnny Horton. . .

"North to Alaska, Sink the Bismark, et. Al"

Things are great now that we are civilized and no longer racist.

Some songs with racist titles and content by Johnny Rebel are often falsely attributed to Horton. The confusion may have arisen because Horton had a hit named "Johnny Reb".

[BigRock]

YO

JAPANESE PEOPLE

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YO' NASTY HAIR

[MikeMaslowski]

YO

JAPANESE PEOPLE

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YO' NASTY HAIR


Yo and whats the deal wit ya'll being so good at math and doin nails?

[MikeMaslowski]

stereotyping saves time

[el borracho]

Soooo.... when you're sober you're racist? STFU

Hootie is always a racist. He and Vailpass are in a two-man competition to be the most racist planeteer. So far, it looks to be a tie.

[Jenson71]

for some reason I decide to act civil (maturing?)....

I wouldn't go that far.

[Hootie]

Hootie is always a racist. He and Vailpass are in a two-man competition to be the most racist planeteer. So far, it looks to be a tie.

I'm ok with that.

[Buck]

The Fuck you say?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/2178411950_ddf296b243.jpg?v=0

[Buck]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it

http://jimsligh.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ep55_claydavis_506_01.jpg

[Dante84]

Hey, who's avatar thingy is the one of Herb Taylor and it says "Herb Knows the Ladies" ????


I laugh so hard everytime i see that. I wish i had a poster of it. Priceless.

[Dante84]

PS props on the use of the word peen. SO underused. Double word score for peen-peen.

I am also a fan of weenus.

[Buck]

You know, I just read the thread.

I don't see how kcxiv and Hootie can get away with using racial slurs against Mexicans, while Claythan got banned for using the N Word.

I like both, but shit man, you cant post that shit.

[Dave Lane]

Hootie is always a racist. He and Vailpass are in a two-man competition to be the most racist planeteer. So far, it looks to be a tie.

Vailpass clearcut winna!!

[Hootie]

You know, I just read the thread.

I don't see how kcxiv and Hootie can get away with using racial slurs against Mexicans, while Claythan got banned for using the N Word.

I like both, but shit man, you cant post that shit.
dude, he bated me into it when I was drunk...I should get a pass.

[Dottefan]

Wow...:).Thanks...We like you to..lol

[Dante84]

I heard a song on the radio say "cracker."

It was Lil' Wayne- "Amille." It's a good song, so i didn't mind too much.

Then I pulled over and bought some Townhouse crackers. And cried. While masterbating. And used my tears for lube.

[Hootie]

these tags are awesome

[Pablo]

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Hootie got prank called son.

Srsly. If you've got like 10 minutes to waste, these prank calls are f*cking awesome. He had like 6 of them too.

[bowener]

I told my g/f,

she said she doesnt care, and nobody likes you.

Well, I added the last part there...

[damaticous]

lol.... I just want to be in this thread..... it feels warm and fuzzy.

I had one of those once. I think it was about '89 or so. :D

[Saccopoo]

man...I don't what to say other than...CHILL THE **** UP AND SHUT THE **** UP!

Jesus Christ!

You are ****ing crazy. Stop trying to analyze everything and shut the **** up. You are a ****ing idiot. It's a ****ing message board...I don't give a shit if someone is black, someone is gay, or if someone is transgendered...IT'S A ****ING MESSAGE BOARD YOU ****ING TWAT! JFC! Quit stalking my threads and being a total ****ing loser douche bag...why don't you go stick your dick in a toaster or something...you ****ing Greek person lover.

I win.

I was wondering when I was going to get to you.

[The_Doctor10]

hahaha ohhhh my...

[Wa-Z]

Hootie Fruity

[Fish]

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6389/negrocommunity.jpg

[nathanKent]

Beyonce or Halle Berry?
Posted via Mobile Device

Halle, on the grounds that you don't have to lie to her about liking her work.