Diarrhea Diagnosis: KFC or Swine Flu?

[Buck]

What do you think it is?

I had KFC for lunch, or it may be Swine Flu

[DeezNutz]

Are you sick from the dick, or is it the swine?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I think you're nervous about leaving the nest.

[DeezNutz]

I think you're nervous about leaving the nest.

ROFL

[kstater]

This thread is worthless...

[Rooster]

KFC? Nasty stuff...

[Crush]

Why can it not be both?

[unothadeal]

Kentucky Swine Chicken?

[gblowfish]

If it were KFC you'd have avian flu....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

P.S KFC doesn't serve chicken. Don't believe me? Google it.

[chiefs1111]

probably just the KFC

[Mr. Flopnuts]

probably just the KFC

You sure are confident........................

[Buck]

P.S KFC doesn't serve chicken. Don't believe me? Google it.

Snopes says you are wrong.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.asp

[Fish]

How long has it been since you've humped a hog? That should give us a better idea...

[Buck]

How long has it been since you've humped a hog? That should give us a better idea...

I haven't slept w/ Redrum's mom in nearly 3 months.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Snopes says you are wrong.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.asp

It's a shame that you're a snopes fan. Let me ask you a question. What makes snopes more credible than google? Huh? Answer that you son of a bitch!

[Buck]

It's a shame that you're a snopes fan. Let me ask you a question. What makes snopes more credible than google? Huh? Answer that you son of a bitch!

I'm not a fan of snopes, however it was the first link that came up when I used google.

ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm not a fan of snopes, however it was the first link that came up when I used google.

ROFL

I'm just gonna go stand over here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Fish]

I haven't slept w/ Redrum's mom in nearly 3 months.

OK... you're good then.

[Buck]

Damn man, 4 times in the last 30 minutes.

I knew I should have avoided that place.

[kaplin42]

What do you think it is?

I had KFC for lunch, or it may be Swine Flu

It is no longer the Swine Flu. It is now called the Zombie Flu. And if you start to get a craving for raw meat, start panicing.

[Crush]

It is no longer the Swine Flu. It is now called the Zombie Flu. And if you start to get a craving for raw meat, start panicing.

Damn mutations.

[Stewie]

Paranoina, self destroyia...

[CrazyPhuD]

I think you have donkey flu from the burro show in TJ.

[88TG88]

It sounds like a bad case of ghey.

[Buehler445]

4 times in 30 minutes? You're almost done then. After that there can't be too much more to poop out until you are empty.
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[Buck]

It sounds like a bad case of ghey.
I was afraid it might be this.
4 times in 30 minutes? You're almost done then. After that there can't be too much more to poop out until you are empty.
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Yeah, I haven't since then.

Immodium AD FTW though.

[Fritz88]

I told you to quit fucking pigs a long time ago.

[CrazyPhuD]

4 times in 30 minutes? You're almost done then. After that there can't be too much more to poop out until you are empty.
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well unless there is someone else who's packing it back in as he's pushing it out.

[Fritz88]

well unless there is someone else who's packing it back in as he's pushing it out.

In reality, every time we shit we are technically getting anally fucked.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Seriously, What color is your poop ?

Swine flu gives you a darker stool .

KFC gives you a more yellowish stool.

[bevischief]

Green is anti-freeze...

[Red Beans]

Depends on if you've started shitting out pork tenderloin or not...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

In reality, every time we shit we are technically getting anally fucked.

:spock:

[Buck]

Strangely enough I ate the Red Beans...

[unothadeal]

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall, Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

maybe its a tuma

[Pioli Zombie]

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall, Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

When you're sliding into third, and you feel a mushy turd, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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[Red Beans]

Strangely enough I ate the Red Beans...

Spicy and delicious...

[MoreLemonPledge]

My Dr. Pepper only had 21 flavors. I'm calling to demand my other 2.