OK people, we would appreciate it if you would stop referring to this as "swine" flu

[htismaqe]

I saw ex-Iowa governor Tom No-sack on the TV yesterday begging people to call this H1N1 because it's going to hurt the pork industry (I get what he's saying, people in general are stupid).

Of course, I wake up this morning and the Des Moines news is first in the nation to refer to this outbreak as "H1N1, formerly known as the swine flu". They only said 3 times to go buy some pork, it's safe!

I know it's not funny, but JFC, I just have to laugh. The national news is telling me that it's practically the end of the word, and the local news is saying "no big deal", go eat some ribs and support your local farmer.

[jidar]

I call it bacon aids

[Blindside58]

I call it bacon aids

I like the "Pork Plague"

[Iowanian]

It is silly, because its not what this particular germ is......and it did make those brilliant and intellectually superior Egyptians kill off their entire swine herd.



I'm going to call it the TOFlU.

[HypnotizedMonkey]

not only that, but if you die of this.. your name is forever synonymous with swine.. that's dick.

[Boon]

Haven't heard from Hog Farmer lately??

[Otter]

Undead pigs.

[King_Chief_Fan]

I saw ex-Iowa governor Tom No-sack on the TV yesterday begging people to call this H1N1 because it's going to hurt the pork industry (I get what he's saying, people in general are stupid).

Of course, I wake up this morning and the Des Moines news is first in the nation to refer to this outbreak as "H1N1, formerly known as the swine flu". They only said 3 times to go buy some pork, it's safe!

I know it's not funny, but JFC, I just have to laugh. The national news is telling me that it's practically the end of the word, and the local news is saying "no big deal", go eat some ribs and support your local farmer.

I like how Biden commented that he advised his family to avoid public transportation...specifically trains and planes. The white house shuffle closely followed that idots fubar.

[Coach]

It's "swine" flu.

[Chiefnj2]

Very funny swine flu announcement from the Lt. Gov of Iowa, brought to you by David Letterman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPfA06NnBUo

[Garcia Bronco]

I think it should be called the Mexico Flu

[alpha_omega]

Doesn't bother me....i had a big piece of ham steak this morning, MMMMMMMMMGood!

[stevieray]

I hate big swine

[KC Dan]

M-O-O-N spells swine flu...

[Frazod]

If only it would kill the media and WHO morons.

[EyePod]

Did anyone see the Paris thing? She got asked about the swine flu and said she hadn't heard about it, and then she said "I don't eat that." And I'd have to bet that she's actually smarter than a lot of the general public....

[The Franchise]

I call it bacon aids

It is silly, because its not what this particular germ is......and it did make those brilliant and intellectually superior Egyptians kill off their entire swine herd.



I'm going to call it the TOFlU.

ROFL

[Reaper16]

Outside of America, its getting play as the "North American Flu."

[Toadkiller]

Aporkalypse!

[Frazod]

Outside of America, its getting play as the "North American Flu."

Damn North Americans! :cuss:

[teedubya]

Im going with "lab engineered pandemic scare tactics" for $1000, Alex.

[teedubya]

Aporkalypse!

awesome. Im sooo tweeting that.

[Thig Lyfe]

I think it should be called the Mexico Flu

But then people won't want to eat Mexicans anymore.

[htismaqe]

Aporkalypse!

ROFL

[htismaqe]

awesome. Im sooo tweeting that.

DAMMIT!

The one good thing about this pandemic is that I hadn't heard the media gush over Twitter in days!

[Toadkiller]

Damn I just ruined my one good idea to make a million bucks on tshirts. I survived the great aporkalypse 2009.

If someone prints up tshirts please give me a percentage. :P

[Mr. Krab]

No more Avian Flu either, Tweetie is getting pissed.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1833/tweetie.jpg

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I was hoping we could contaminate pakistan with "SWINE FLU" . When the Taliban run back to Afghanistan we could ambush them.

[ct]

Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...

[bevischief]

Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...

ROFLROFLROFL

[bevischief]

abaconalypse

[tomahawk kid]

Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...

Never overestimate people.

Just when you think we've reached rock bottom in terms of lack of common sense in this country - people bust out jack-hammers.

I mean, why actually become informed when "Survivor" is on?

I honestly wonder how some people function in society on a daily basis.

[kaplin42]

I saw ex-Iowa governor Tom No-sack on the TV yesterday begging people to call this H1N1 because it's going to hurt the pork industry (I get what he's saying, people in general are stupid).

Of course, I wake up this morning and the Des Moines news is first in the nation to refer to this outbreak as "H1N1, formerly known as the swine flu". They only said 3 times to go buy some pork, it's safe!

I know it's not funny, but JFC, I just have to laugh. The national news is telling me that it's practically the end of the word, and the local news is saying "no big deal", go eat some ribs and support your local farmer.

I thought we had covered this. It is the Zombie Flu.

[kcfanXIII]

I think it should be called the Mexico Flu

its what the jews are calling it.






did somebody say undead pigs?
http://www.johnschwegel.com/portfolio/zombiepig_600.jpg

[listopencil]

Aporkalypse!


I love it.

[KcMizzou]

I made a pork shoulder roast the night before last.

Just doin' my part.

[big nasty kcnut]

I call really lame aids.
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[Jenson71]

Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...

How did she figure out to call them? Sounds like a 911 failblog video.

[Coach]

I think this swine flu is less potent...

[beavis]

The thing that pisses me off more than anything is, one day there will be a real killer bug, and no one will believe it because of all this news making scare tactic bs.

[kcxiv]

i had me some bacon yesterday nice bacon burrito mmmmm.

[alanm]

Pork Sales down 20%. Analysts guess it will take 4-5 weeks for the idiots to start buying pork again.

Heard a story from the Nat'l Pork Council, fielding calls from worried people, some lady actually called and asked if she needed to wear surgical gloves and mask while she walked past the meat department in her grocery store.

Holy shiite there are some stupid freaking people out there...I guess it's a good time to stock up on pork chops and buy some roasts. :thumb:

[StcChief]

If only it would kill the media and WHO morons.this.

[ct]

I guess it's a good time to stock up on pork chops and buy some roasts. :thumb:

There will be some crazy good beef and chicken ads this week too! Probably not many pork ads, but prices should be way discounted. Retailers are rolling with the flow and featuring proteins that people will actually buy. Give it one more week, and the markdown bins will be LOADED with chops, roasts, pork loins, etc. Bacon is the one thing they expect people will still buy. :shrug:

[bluehawkdoc]

I think it should be called the Mexico Flu


The kids say that the Spanish Fly Flu is even better than Viagra.

[teedubya]

IT's an ePIGdemic, this PIGfluenza is gonna killz everyonez!!!! OH NOES! I knew HAMmegedon was coming!!

[Pioli Zombie]

Can you imagine being a receptionist at the doctors office? All fucking day every person who coughs are calling
AM I GONNA DIE?????????????
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[Oxford]

I was hoping we could contaminate pakistan with "SWINE FLU" . When the Taliban run back to Afghanistan we could ambush them.

Just drop them out of a bomb-bay door, kind of like the turkey drop on WKRP

[lostcause]

vilsack is an idiot.