MOTHER FUCK OPRAH WINFREY & KFC!!!

[Simply Red]

YEAH, THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME AND GAS FOR A BS SCAM!

FUCK YOU COLONIEL!

FUCK YOU TOO OPRAH!!

oh and fuck you too, unattractive, rude KFC employees!!!


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[Buck]

Wha happen?

[MOhillbilly]

yo man the colonel sold out for like 2 mil in 64'.

[Demonpenz]

the first kfc was in utah. nuff said.

[Sure-Oz]

I got mine just fine

[Simply Red]

sorry to bite your rhyme, there 'Hamas,'

But:

MOTHER FUCK OPRAH & KFC!!!

[Katipan]

Anyone remember Pioneer Chicken?

[Iowanian]

I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

[Simply Red]

I got mine just fine

jesus, you lucky bastard.

[Simply Red]

I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Brock]

I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

Yeah, I don't get it either. People will line up for shit they don't even like if it's free.

[Katipan]

I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

It tastes just like El Pollo Loco.

Oprah is keeping the brown man down.

[Simply Red]

I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

think i'll join ya' next time, i was a 'sheeple' this time, not next, though.

[seclark]

I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

same here...just cause it's free doesn't mean it's worth a shit.
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[bevischief]

Taste's like chicken

[MOhillbilly]

mmmmmm...mmmmmm... loves to eats me some sheeple.

[Katipan]

same here...just cause it's free doesn't mean it's worth a shit.
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You guys are rebels.

[seclark]

mmmmmm...mmmmmm... loves to eats me some sheeple.

grilled, not fried.
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[Gonzo]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=167476

[Iowanian]

When everyone else is waiting in line at KFC is the best time to go someplace else.


I'll eat KFC once in a great while, but I'm sure not fighting a crowd or waiting in a line to get a bucket of free constipation relief.

[seclark]

You guys are rebels.

i hate lines, crowds, and the running squirts.
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[Sure-Oz]

jesus, you lucky bastard.

It's probably cause im foreign and they thought i'd blow up the place if i didn't get my chicken!

[Just Passin' By]

I got my chicken and still have 2 coupons that I can get credited with a rain check.

[Simply Red]

It's probably cause im foreign and they thought i'd blow up the place if i didn't get my chicken!

ROFL

[Skip Towne]

You guys are rebels.

We're hardcore.

[Simply Red]

I got my chicken and still have 2 coupons that I can get credited with a rain check.

we were yelled at by a fat bitchy black lady w/ gold teeth. 'YOU MUST FILL OUT THIS FORM AND KFC WILL SEND YOU A COUPON!' 'WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING THE COUPON!' I ****ing left, immediately, i don't take any shit when I'm sheppling. Also, yes, I happen to be a rebel.

[MOhillbilly]

we were yelled at by a fat bitchy black lady w/ gold teeth. 'YOU MUST FILL OUT THIS FORM AND KFC WILL SEND YOU A COUPON!' 'WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING THE COUPON!' I ****ing left, immediately, i don't take any shit when I'm sheppling. Also, yes, I happen to be a rebel.


try a loaded .38 next time. you can get people to do about anything.

[Simply Red]

try a loaded .38 next time. you can get people to do about anything.

In that case, I'm gettin' the Original-recipe 3-piece!!!

[Simply Red]

ALL WHITE, TOO!!

[Donger]

There's a plethora of ways to get free, explosive diarrhea.

[MOhillbilly]

ALL WHITE, TOO!!

thats racist.

[Iowanian]

I'd imagine Oprah's stunt made every KFC employee have a bad day.

I seriously doubt they had any intention of that many people begging free chicken.


If someone goes back, I'd take a bucket of biscuits. I love their biscuits. Had a friend that was a regional manager and she'd get me a bag of biscuits once in a while, I'd freeze them and use them with B&G....

[Simply Red]

I'd imagine Oprah's stunt made every KFC employee have a bad day.

I seriously doubt they had any intention of that many people begging free chicken.


If someone goes back, I'd take a bucket of biscuits. I love their biscuits. Had a friend that was a regional manager and she'd get me a bag of biscuits once in a while, I'd freeze them and use them with B&G....

look, I wasn't beggin, but if you fucking make an offer, stand the fuck by it. It's not my problem Oprah and KFC can't coordinate or plan the unplanned better than they did. Fuck scams. Seriously

[Simply Red]

it's more the principal, than anything. It turns out, it was nothing but a scam, if not, fine, where can I redeem my coupon? otherwise, no different than a scam.

[Iowanian]

Thats up to you.....I'd just rather have gone across the street to Church's if I needed a chicken fix instead of dealing with those crowds.

[Simply Red]

I'd imagine Oprah's stunt made every KFC employee have a bad day.

I seriously doubt they had any intention of that many people begging free chicken.


If someone goes back, I'd take a bucket of biscuits. I love their biscuits. Had a friend that was a regional manager and she'd get me a bag of biscuits once in a while, I'd freeze them and use them with B&G....

'sawmill' gravy? mmm ...

[Simply Red]

Thats up to you.....I'd just rather have gone across the street to Church's if I needed a chicken fix instead of dealing with those crowds.

yep ... I just hate 'big chicken' i guess. ;)

[Donger]

it's more the principal, than anything. It turns out, it was nothing but a scam, if not, fine, where can I redeem my coupon? otherwise, no different than a scam.

It is evident that this issue is important to you. Therefore, I believe that you will find the following link useful in assuaging your torment:

http://www.kfc.com/coupons/raincheck.asp

[|Zach|]

I never join the stampede of sheeple for the freebee.

Yea, I don't really understand the dramatic and obsessive wave that seems to overtake people in saving literally a few bucks on something as simple as a single meal.

[Skip Towne]

There's a plethora of ways to get free, explosive diarrhea.

When Al Bundy was constipated Peg uttered the classic line "Want me to under cook you some chicken, honey?"

[sedated]

Yea, I don't really understand the dramatic and obsessive wave that seems to overtake people in saving literally a few bucks on something as simple as a single meal.

but...but...its FREE!

(and I'm sure that I'm the only one who knows about it)

[Iowanian]

Did everyone in line do the chicken dance?

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[Katipan]

Yea, I don't really understand the dramatic and obsessive wave that seems to overtake people in saving literally a few bucks on something as simple as a single meal.

If you don't have to pay for dinner for your family of four you can use that money on drugs or booze that would otherwise not be in your oh so responsible budget!

[Simply Red]

If you don't have to pay for dinner for your family of four you can use that money on drugs or booze that would otherwise not be in your oh so responsible budget!


heck, I was hoping to score a nickel of the 'brown-frown' w/ my potential recent savings ... but, nooooo!:shake:

[PhillyChiefFan]

I'd rather pay 7.99 for a bucket o' chicken than wait for 1/2 hour in line.

When Taco Bell did it, the line at the drive through caused like 5 traffic accidents here, cause of the line out onto the street, is it worth it for .79?

[Hydrae]

I got one of these yesterday. I am glad my lunch is at 2 though, I would not have gone near the place during lunch hour.

As to the food, it was decent. Good flavor but all I got was two tiny drum sticks and they forgot my biscuit! :cuss:

[Simply Red]

I got one of these yesterday. I am glad my lunch is at 2 though, I would not have gone near the place during lunch hour.

As to the food, it was decent. Good flavor but all I got was two tiny drum sticks and they forgot my biscuit! :cuss:

yeah, the coupon says, 'manager's choice'

lol, dang, not even a wing?

[sedated]

When Taco Bell did it, the line at the drive through caused like 5 traffic accidents here, cause of the line out onto the street, is it worth it for .79?

and I'm sure they all spent well over $0.79 worth of gas waiting in their car for an hour.

the idiots in this country never cease to amaze me.

[Iowanian]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause' Oprah had the hungries on the other side.

[RustShack]

I just deleted the coupon downloader because my computer said its a virus.

[Hydrae]

I just deleted the coupon downloader because my computer said its a virus.

My firewall at work didn't allow it to download in the first place. And yes, as soon as the coupons were printed at home, that coupon printer crap was removed from my system.

[Bob Dole]

My firewall at work didn't allow it to download in the first place. And yes, as soon as the coupons were printed at home, that coupon printer crap was removed from my system.

Coupon printer crap? Bob Dole's coupon was just a .PDF file.

[wild1]

they're doing you a favor by not selling you that garbage

[Hydrae]

Coupon printer crap? Bob Dole's coupon was just a .PDF file.

It says right on the coupon that it is only good if printed from their site. The only way to print it from their site is with their coupon printer plug-in. There is no doubt in my mind that is doing tracking and reporting back. How (or if) they can tell if you just printed from a .pdf I have no idea and I am sure the cashier isn't going to care.

[Bob Dole]

It says right on the coupon that it is only good if printed from their site. The only way to print it from their site is with their coupon printer plug-in. There is no doubt in my mind that is doing tracking and reporting back.

Bob Dole printed it from their site and it was a PDF file. And it was redeemed without incident.

[Simply Red]

Bob Dole printed it from their site and it was a PDF file. And it was redeemed without incident.

ROFL

[fan4ever]

There's a plethora of ways to get free, explosive diarrhea.

Hooooooooot Pockeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Mistake 1: Watching Oprah

Mistake 2: Taking action on something Oprah told you about

Mistake 3: Posting this expecting anything but people laughing at you.

[Chief Chief]

I'd rather pay 7.99 for a bucket o' chicken than wait for 1/2 hour in line.

When Taco Bell did it, the line at the drive through caused like 5 traffic accidents here, cause of the line out onto the street, is it worth it for .79?


HELL YEAH!!!...

...AND THEN SOME!!

[ottawa_chiefs_fan]

...worst diarrhea of my life...KFC

[Baby Lee]

Other than the 20 minute wait, it was easy as pie. And beyond the 'free' incentive, I took them up on it because, with them being so busy, I stood a good chance of getting fresh food. IMO, FF chicken has a shelf life of about 5 seconds.

Plus, it happened to be twenty minutes of ogling the two hotties from the Med School in line ahead of me.

[Skip Towne]

Other than the 20 minute wait, it was easy as pie. And beyond the 'free' incentive, I took them up on it because, with them being so busy, I stood a good chance of getting fresh food. IMO, FF chicken has a shelf life of about 5 seconds.

Plus, it happened to be twenty minutes of ogling the two hotties from the Med School in line ahead of me.

I want you to stay but I love to watch you leave.

[DJJasonp]

This is one big consipiracy....oprah is in cahoots with Al Qaida.....all of you partaking in free KFC have just contracted the swine flu.

[Chaunceythe3rd]

Anyone remember Pioneer Chicken?

Goood chicken! I liked it better than KFC. I never knew if they shrunk the number of stores or went out of business?

[Simply Red]

Goood chicken! I liked it better than KFC. I never knew if they shrunk the number of stores or went out of business?

wait, where were they @? KC?

[Chaunceythe3rd]

wait, where were they @? KC?


Phoenix area.

[Chaunceythe3rd]

I see, most Pioneer chicken outlets were converted to Popeyes.

[Simply Red]

Phoenix area.

oic

[Pioli Zombie]

BIG class action suit against Oprah coming for false advertising you can just see it coming.
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[007]

It is evident that this issue is important to you. Therefore, I believe that you will find the following link useful in assuaging your torment:

http://www.kfc.com/coupons/raincheck.aspHeh, he says go in to a KFC or print one at KFC.com. There isn't one to print on KFC.com that I have found.

[L.A. Chieffan]

YEAH, THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME AND GAS FOR A BS SCAM!

FUCK YOU COLONIEL!

FUCK YOU TOO OPRAH!!

oh and fuck you too, unattractive, rude KFC employees!!!


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1 on the right aint bad. id make her dance a little

[Brock]

Other than the 20 minute wait, it was easy as pie. And beyond the 'free' incentive, I took them up on it because, with them being so busy, I stood a good chance of getting fresh food. IMO, FF chicken has a shelf life of about 5 seconds.

Plus, it happened to be twenty minutes of ogling the two hotties from the Med School in line ahead of me.

You waited 20 minutes for that? JFC

[Katipan]

I see, most Pioneer chicken outlets were converted to Popeyes.

I didn't realize they stretched to Phoenix. I remember them in So. Cal. I always assumed that KFC just beat them out until you said the Popeyes thing and I immediately raced to find proof that you had no idea what you were talking about instead finding that you know all and see all which is all very disheartening.

They had way better chicken that KFC.

[Simply Red]

BIG class action suit against Oprah coming for false advertising you can just see it coming.
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Well, actually, it was, imo.

[acesn8s]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=167476Wouldn't it just be easier to catch the chicken yourself?

[acesn8s]

BIG class action suit against Oprah coming for false advertising you can just see it coming.
Posted via Mobile DeviceI hope so. Sue her finger licking ass!

[Calcountry]

Coincidentally, I went into a KFC yesterday and noticed a sign on the door explaining things. Then, after ordering, stepping to the side, someone comes in behind me and starts to get into to it with the clerk. "and exactly WHAT TIME did this take effect?!?"

I am like going, oh shit, watch out or she will call 911.

[Calcountry]

BIG class action suit against Oprah coming for false advertising you can just see it coming.
Posted via Mobile DevicePaging Mark Levin, heYELLow.

[Spicy McHaggis]

There's a plethora of ways to get free, explosive diarrhea.

They're giving away free Hot Pockets too now?