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jidar
05-13-2009, 02:06 PM
Posted as "Other Sports" for the lulz and this poll is anonymous to protect the filthy.

So how do you clean it? I'm always folding, but when my kids were young enough that we had baby wipes in the house I noticed that they worked much better. Sometimes I still wish I used those, so maybe I'll buy some just for me.

How do you keep it clean?
Donger
05-13-2009, 02:08 PM
An unexpected but welcome side benefit of getting a dog.
jidar
05-13-2009, 02:09 PM
An unexpected but welcome side benefit of getting a dog.

You know I almost made that a poll option but decided to keep it pg-13
Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:09 PM
Shag carpeting
luv
05-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Anal sex?
Nzoner
05-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Shag carpeting

Great now I got a mental image of my dog when he had worms.
badgirl
05-13-2009, 02:12 PM
An unexpected but welcome side benefit of getting a dog.

eeeewwww that is truely a gross visual.:eek:
Kerberos
05-13-2009, 02:12 PM
I have "Indian Drawers"...............................

















Wait for it........................................
























"Creep'em Up ...Wipe'em Out"
Donger
05-13-2009, 02:13 PM
eeeewwww that is truely a gross visual.:eek:

My dog is very handsome, I'll have you know. Almost regal.
Nzoner
05-13-2009, 02:14 PM
eeeewwww that is truely a gross visual.:eek:

You could say that about the whole thread
Gonzo
05-13-2009, 02:15 PM
That's what I keep the midget around for. Thank god he has a fro.
badgirl
05-13-2009, 02:17 PM
My dog is very handsome, I'll have you know. Almost regal.

Oh dear lord.:(
badgirl
05-13-2009, 02:17 PM
You could say that about the whole thread

Thats true.:D
keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:18 PM
Well, there's a reason I only buy black towels.
Donger
05-13-2009, 02:19 PM
Oh dear lord.:(

I grant you permission to call me Donger.
DeezNutz
05-13-2009, 02:19 PM
I don't wear dark colored boxers only because they make me look good.
Nzoner
05-13-2009, 02:20 PM
That's what I keep the midget around for. Thank god he has a fro.

Buttwheat!!

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Buckwheat-Poster-Card-C10230417.jpeg
badgirl
05-13-2009, 02:21 PM
I grant you permission to call me Donger.

Oh thank you. I truely feel special now.:D
rockymtnchief
05-13-2009, 02:22 PM
Where's the ShamWow option?
Donger
05-13-2009, 02:22 PM
Oh thank you. I truely feel special now.:D

You're welcome. And, it is spelled "truly."
badgirl
05-13-2009, 02:23 PM
You're welcome. And, it is spelled "truly."

are you sure? that don't look right.
Donger
05-13-2009, 02:23 PM
are you sure? that don't look right.

Yes, me sure.
Lumpy
05-13-2009, 02:24 PM
Girls don't poop.
keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:25 PM
Girls don't poop.No they don't.

They don't fart either, and anybody who tells me otherwise gets the fingers in the ears "lalalala" treatment.
badgirl
05-13-2009, 02:26 PM
Yes, me sure.

Well ok then.
raybec 4
05-13-2009, 02:28 PM
Girls don't poop.

I have 2 daughters that are the exception to that rule, they poop a lot
ziggysocki
05-13-2009, 02:31 PM
There are flushable wipes now. My kids used them until they clogged up the lateral lines, and I had to dig thru 3 feet of poo (ala Mike Rowe) to get it flowing again. Flushable my ass.
Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:31 PM
I have 2 daughters that are the exception to that rule, they poop a lot

Show off
raybec 4
05-13-2009, 02:33 PM
Show off

I thought it was kinda cool
ChiTown
05-13-2009, 02:38 PM
You're supposed to clean it?
Iowanian
05-13-2009, 02:40 PM
<<<<<<<<---------- The line you crossed for TMI is over there.
Katipan
05-13-2009, 02:42 PM
I thought it was kinda cool

Mine could shit and puke at the same time.

BOOYA
raybec 4
05-13-2009, 02:46 PM
Mine could shit and puke at the same time.

BOOYA

Dammit, why you always gotta one up a motherfucker??
RaiderH8r
05-13-2009, 02:47 PM
You're supposed to clean it?

I know. If I have to clean it what the hell is all that hair down there for anyway?
keg in kc
05-13-2009, 02:56 PM
I know. If I have to clean it what the hell is all that hair down there for anyway?Flavor savor for when your girl is rimming you.

Which is actually another way to clean the poop chute.
RaiderH8r
05-13-2009, 03:11 PM
Flavor savor for when your girl is rimming you.

Which is actually another way to clean the poop chute.

Hope she likes corn.
raybec 4
05-13-2009, 03:14 PM
Hope she likes corn.

Johnny Fever??
Katipan
05-13-2009, 03:16 PM
Johnny Fever??

What's wrong with you? I thought we just discussed losers that outted cheaters.
raybec 4
05-13-2009, 03:17 PM
What's wrong with you? I thought we just discussed losers that outted cheaters.

I must have lost my freakin mind for a second...... OK back to being a man.
jidar
05-13-2009, 04:06 PM
holy shit this thread went in the crapper
Pablo
05-13-2009, 04:10 PM
I typically fold the paper into origami geese before I cram them into the ol' brown eye.
bevischief
05-13-2009, 04:12 PM
That is why I eat corn. A lot.
badgirl
05-13-2009, 04:12 PM
I typically fold the paper into origami geese before I cram them into the ol' brown eye.

ROFL thats some funny sh*t.
CrazyPhuD
05-13-2009, 04:17 PM
Where's the firehose option????? :cuss:
Pablo
05-13-2009, 04:18 PM
Sometimes I use the house cat.

Spray em down with a garden hose afterward.
Rain Man
05-13-2009, 04:19 PM
If I cleaned it, I wouldn't have an excuse to buy new pants.
Pablo
05-13-2009, 04:20 PM
Where's the 'adult diapers' option.

It's amazing the sort of freedom you gain when you start wearing diapers. I ripped out the bathroom and installed a dance floor and kick-ass stereo system.

It's my rave room now. I can dance my ass off in the diaper all I want.
bevischief
05-13-2009, 04:21 PM
Where is the option for dragging your A## across the living floor like the dog?
Crush
05-13-2009, 04:24 PM
Sandpaper
booger
05-13-2009, 04:24 PM
80 grit sandpaper
ChiTown
05-13-2009, 04:25 PM
If I cleaned it, I wouldn't have an excuse to buy new pants.

It's my excuse for treating myself to new underwear.............
booger
05-13-2009, 04:25 PM
Sandpaper

oh my that is scary
Rain Man
05-13-2009, 04:26 PM
As a side note, when I went to Egypt a while back they had some rather odd systems. As far as I can figure out (and Egyptians - correct me if I'm wrong), your normal everyday Egyptian doesn't use toilet paper. There's a little water pipe inside the toilet, and you use it like a bidet. However, I couldn't figure out how to turn it on without reaching down inside the bowl, and one of my firm rules of life is to never stick my hand in toilets in third-world countries.

For westerners, there were entrepreneurial people who would have their own supply of toilet paper handy, and they would hang out in bathrooms and sell it to you under the stall door, a la U.S. Senator transactions. And by the way, the stalls would always be out of toilet paper in a huge coincidence.

I tended to frequent the fancy places where a fellow could get toilet paper in the stall, but I also carried my own as part of my everpresent tourist backpack kit (toilet paper, water, sunscreen, hidden money, and falsified Canadian passport). I never had to buy it under the door, a fact of which I was very proud.
Crush
05-13-2009, 04:28 PM
oh my that is scary


Get out of my head!
booger
05-13-2009, 04:29 PM
Get out of my head!

just turn your head and cough
ClevelandBronco
05-13-2009, 04:45 PM
...Flushable my ass.

Flushable ass. Good option. I'm going to try it.
ClevelandBronco
05-13-2009, 04:48 PM
...one of my firm rules of life is to never stick my hand in toilets in third-world countries.

You haven't yet lived until you've stuck your tequila-soaked head in a third world toilet, my good man.

And if you are able to stand and deliver a technicolor yawn from above the toilet, there was definitely not enough tequila involved.
SDChiefs
05-13-2009, 05:02 PM
I use 3 seashells. How come that wasn't an option?
bevischief
05-13-2009, 05:04 PM
Right or left hand? Too many choices...
el borracho
05-13-2009, 07:29 PM
I just take a 10 minute soak in the condominium hot tub.
Bwana
05-13-2009, 07:43 PM
The neighbors cat.
Halfcan
05-13-2009, 07:44 PM
An unexpected but welcome side benefit of getting a dog.

ROFL
CrazyPhuD
05-13-2009, 08:12 PM
Also why isn't there a three shells option? You do know how to use the three shells don't you?