Cleveland Indians @ Kansas City Royals Game Thread (5/20)

[petegz28]

God damn it! Thank you fucking Avilles you piece of shit!

[Reaper16]

We lost this game all by our damn selves. Terrible defense, as usual.

[Pioli Zombie]

Yeah. Its all the umps fault.
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[Sure-Oz]

This is the time to hit a player, esp ben fucking francisco with Tejeda out there

[petegz28]

Guillen takes an hour to get to the ball

Damnit Royals

That was a hit no matter what.

[Sure-Oz]

We lost this game all by our damn selves. Terrible defense, as usual.

agreed

[Pioli Zombie]

Guillen looks like that kid in the 5th grade you stick out in right field.
Warren from there's something about mary would look better out there.
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[petegz28]

Guillen looks like that kid in the 5th grade you stick out in right field.
Warren from there's something about mary would look better out there.
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Yeah well, if it weren't for Gullen we would be losing 5-2

[ChiTown]

Our defense sucks bawls. But, at least we make up for it by being slow on the base paths........

[Chiefless]

If Longoria and Ramirez were the 3rd and SS that rundown would have been smoother.
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True, but if Aaron Curry were pitching KC's D could be sitting in lawn chairs enjoying milk 'n' cookies.

[petegz28]

Trey's preaching of the fundamentals displays itself again tonight.......

[Sure-Oz]

Trey can preach all he wants but our INF lacks the brains

[Pioli Zombie]

Yeah well, if it weren't for Gullen we would be losing 5-2

I'd rather see Helen Keller in Right Field.
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[Chiefless]

This is the time to hit a player, esp ben ****ing francisco with Tejeda out there

I'm good with that

[Sure-Oz]

Excellent job guys

[Pioli Zombie]

Those damn UMPS!!!!
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[Chiefless]

I'm beginning to agree that Olivo calls a better game right now. With buck it's away, away, away.

[Sure-Oz]

Well...

this takes the luster off last night, quality start from meche

[petegz28]

3 run lead blown.......and oddly enough Jamie Wright was right in the middle of it.

[Sure-Oz]

I'm beginning to agree that Olivo calls a better game right now. With buck it's away, away, away.

olivo needs to be the starter and buck can start 1 or 2 games a week max

[petegz28]

I'm beginning to agree that Olivo calls a better game right now. With buck it's away, away, away.

Yep.....I agree

[Chiefless]

Why not just bean him instead of the IBB?

[Pioli Zombie]

Nice shot of Guillen playing out in Iowa. Maybe he can move back more.
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[petegz28]

Nice shot of Guillen playing out in Iowa. Maybe he can move back more.
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The irony being they play DDJ in so shallow he gets burned....

[petegz28]

Well, we have 6 outs to get 2 runs.......

[Sure-Oz]

Ok, back to back jack time

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Well, we have 6 outs to get 2 runs.......

kerry wood, please.

[Sure-Oz]

Pinch run?

[Mama Hip Rockets]

can anybody explain to me why the fuck meche was taken out, and/or why the fuck ponson was put in?

[Sure-Oz]

Cmon Teahen muscle up

[Chiefless]

Seriously, if Olivo's game calling means the royals give up half a run a game less than buck, then Buck needs to produce 81 more RBI on the year to justify starting. I just can't see that happening.

[petegz28]

Mother fuckers better get some more hits and get Guillen around

[Pioli Zombie]

The irony being they play DDJ in so shallow he gets burned....

I'm not kidding I was at the game the other night when the ball fell in because Guillen was so deep. Even my little kid says. "Dad,why was that man way back by the wall?"
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[Sure-Oz]

can anybody explain to me why the **** meche was taken out, and/or why the **** ponson was put in?

meche might be hurt

ponson didnt do a bad job, aviles fucked him raw

[Sure-Oz]

that was ugly

[petegz28]

WAy to swing at junk Teahen....

[Sure-Oz]

good lord that ws super close at 1st

[Sure-Oz]

Cmon DDJ!

[petegz28]

I'm not kidding I was at the game the other night when the ball fell in because Guillen was so deep. Even my little kid says. "Dad,why was that man way back by the wall?"
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For a couple reasons....1 he is better charging a ball....2 he has the arm to play deep

[Nightfyre]

Teahen sucks against laffe nbd.

[BigMeatballDave]

kerry wood, please.:D If Wedge sent Wood out again, he'd probably be fired before Wood finished his final warm-ups on the mound.

[Chiefless]

meche might be hurt

ponson didnt do a bad job, aviles ****ed him raw

And the home-plate ump...and possibly John Buck.

[Sure-Oz]

Clutch hit!

[petegz28]

DDJ makes it a 1 run game.....

[Mr. Krab]

DDJ :clap:

[Mama Hip Rockets]

meche might be hurt

ponson didnt do a bad job, aviles ****ed him raw

that was in the 7th, wasn't it? what is ponson's excuse for the 8th?

[Pioli Zombie]

David is that you?????
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[Mama Hip Rockets]

:D If Wedge sent Wood out again, he'd probably be fired before Wood finished his final warm-ups on the mound.

do you think it's possible that the royals blew the lead on purpose in hopes that wood would come in?

[Sure-Oz]

betancourt is probably their only good reliever

[Chiefless]

Alright buck. You (like Aviles) are in the game because you can hit...

[petegz28]

that was in the 7th, wasn't it? what is ponson's excuse for the 8th?

A poorly executed run down

[Pioli Zombie]

Oh man. What's the name of the Cleveland chat sight? They must be going nuts again.
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[Mr. Krab]

can anybody explain to me why the **** meche was taken out, and/or why the **** ponson was put in?Call George Brett and ask him.

[petegz28]

I think it's time you either put Bloomy at SS, which I am not a real fan of defenisvley speaking or you play Hernandez.

[alnorth]

betancourt is probably their only good reliever

thats damning with faint praise considering his ERA is nearly 5 with 2 Blown Saves

[Chiefless]

Buck better tak a friggin pitch

[petegz28]

basehit is what we need right here

[petegz28]

Buck better tak a friggin pitch

as he promptly swings at ball 1

[WoodDraw]

Come on Royals! This would be a great win and a death blow for the Indians.

[Mr. Krab]

Alright buck. You (like Aviles) are in the game because you can hit...Aviles is batting worth a crap. He's in the game because Hillman wants his pet utility man available to play a different position every night.

[Chiefless]

I think it's time you either put Bloomy at SS, which I am not a real fan of defenisvley speaking or you play Hernandez.

Gotta go with Bloomy. He is hitting consistently this year and WILL play harder than anyone on the team.

[Sure-Oz]

Damn you buck and your slow bat speed!

[petegz28]

Wow Buck....that was right down the pipe buddy....oh well if you are going to fuck up....strike out ...stay out of the DP

[alnorth]

If the Royals take the lead, Tejeda could be eligible for one of the cheapest wins I have ever seen.

[Chiefless]

Aviles is batting worth a crap. He's in the game because Hillman wants his pet utility man available to play a different position every night.

I was trying to be ironic.

[petegz28]

I send DDJ here...

[Mr. Krab]

I was trying to be ironic.my bad.

[petegz28]

Send him.....mother fucker better be running with the pitch

[Chiefless]

I don't like the hit and run here.

[alnorth]

Final in Chicago, White Sox beat the Twins

[alnorth]

I send DDJ here...

me too

[Sure-Oz]

Great AB Buck!

[Mr. Krab]

Walk

[Sure-Oz]

OH FUCK ME

[petegz28]

Ok Avilles.....time to make up for your lead blowing fuck up....

[Archie F. Swin]

Mike Av owes us one

[Sure-Oz]

Cmon Chachi get this run in!

[Mr. Krab]

Bloomy should be pinch hitting here.

[alnorth]

Instapoll: Double steal, Yes or No?

[WoodDraw]

Nice job Buck - Let's go Aviles!

[petegz28]

How about a passed ball then a SAC fly?

[Chiefless]

Bloomy should be pinch hitting here.

yep

[WoodDraw]

Instapoll: Double steal, Yes or No?

Not in the 8th

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Or with Buck

[ChiTown]

I'm calling it, Double Play

[petegz28]

Instapoll: Double steal, Yes or No?

Why not?

[Sure-Oz]

Slow swing there

[petegz28]

I agree with whoever said Bloomy should be at the plate

[Chiefless]

Instapoll: Double steal, Yes or No?

no

[Archie F. Swin]

I'm calling it, Double Play

man...dont jizz on my parade

[alnorth]

Instapoll: Double steal, Yes or No?

This is now academic, we dont have a good running count anymore

[Pioli Zombie]

he's gonna pop one
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[alnorth]

Not in the 8th

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Or with Buck

Buck's the trail runner, they would throw to third

[Sure-Oz]

Swung at ball 3

[Saulbadguy]

Aviles will be our hero.

[petegz28]

Swung at ball 3........I don't like having a struggling hitter at the plate here

[Mr. Krab]

Aviles just took a swipe at a pitch at eye level. :banghead:

[Mr. Krab]

and another at eye level

[ChiTown]

man...dont jizz on my parade

ROFL

[petegz28]

Fever just jinxed us

[Archie F. Swin]

.198 average.....DeJFC

[Sure-Oz]

Right down the pipe and he wiffed....

bench him

[Pioli Zombie]

Let's get Kerry Underwood in here
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[Mr. Krab]

Aviles strikes out, Hillman with the assist.

[petegz28]

JFC....right down the fucking middle, Avilles!!! YOU SUCK!

[Saulbadguy]

Ok, Coco will be our hero.

[WoodDraw]

Buck's the trail runner, they would throw to third

Eh, not always. A lot of catchers would take a runner at 3rd with two outs with a weak hitter up.

[Sure-Oz]

We need Cocoa to come through big time

he needs to raise that avg 40 points

[petegz28]

Wow Ump...little high there brother

[DeezNutz]

I'd willing to bet that this evening Aviles has played himself into even more time on the bench.

[Sure-Oz]

promptly down 0-2

[Sure-Oz]

I'd willing to bet that this evening Aviles has played himself into even more time on the bench.

This team just can't find a SS

[Pioli Zombie]

I think I'd like a salad
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[Mr. Krab]

Coco has been slumping lately too.

[petegz28]

So Avilles blows the lead and then chokes on a pitch down the middle on his chance to redeem.......send that fucker to Omaha.

And WTF Does Hillman send him to to plate when you have Bloomy and Olivo on the bench?

[Sure-Oz]

Betancourt owned us

[Sure-Oz]

Cocoa needs to get that avg up .240 wont cut it all year

[petegz28]

Coco has been slumping lately too.

He is 2-4.....with a walk

[ChiTown]

MotherfuckingA!

2 gawdamn strikeouts with RISP. fuck me

[alnorth]

well, maybe we can send Kerry Wood to Columbus

[Pioli Zombie]

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.
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[Chiefless]

So Avilles blows the lead and then chokes on a pitch down the middle on his chance to redeem.......send that ****er to Omaha.

And WTF Does Hillman send him to to plate when you have Bloomy and Olivo on the bench?

Agreed...they are not doing him any favors by sending him out there every night when his confidence is this low. Bloomy needs to take short for awhile.

[Archie F. Swin]

anyone have Barry Bonds phone number?

[Mama Hip Rockets]

KERRY WOOD WARMING UP!

[Chiefless]

Shit piss **** **** one who sucks the penis mother****er tits.
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ROFL

there. there. it's just a game.

[Mr. Krab]

KERRY WOOD WARMING UP!This PBJ

[alnorth]

Top 9th

Cabrera flies out to left
Sizemore grounds out to first
Martinez singles to right
Choo walks, Martinez to second
Peralta grounds into a 5-4 fielder's choice, Choo out at second

0 runs, 1 hit

Bottom 9th

Kerry Wood relieves Betancourt

Callaspo walks

Willie Bloomquist runs for Callaspo

Butler flies out to right
Bloomquist steals second
Jacobs walks

Mitch Maier runs for Jacobs

Guillen walks, Jacobs to second, Bloomquist to third
Teahen strikes out (looking)
DeJesus strikes out (swinging)

0 runs, 0 hits

Indians win, 6-5

[petegz28]

Mother****ingA!

2 gawdamn strikeouts with RISP. **** me

Like I said, Fever jinxed us. He said Avilles's AB was looking like Jacob's last night in the 9th....

[Chiefless]

KERRY WOOD WARMING UP!

So, you're saying there's a chance

[irishjayhawk]

KERRY WOOD WARMING UP!

Don't mean to rain on your parade, but it ain't happening twice. Especially with Barnyard opting for Aviles in the 8th.

[petegz28]

Don't mean to rain on your parade, but it ain't happening twice. Especially with Barnyard opting for Aviles in the 8th.

Yea, you got a hitter with a streak going in Olivo and a much better bat handler in Bloomquist sitting on the bench.....so let's leave the .194 struggling hitter in to drive in the winning run

[Sure-Oz]

I hope Gibbons saying BENCH AVILES

We should trade for sizemore, his trade value cant be any lower right now going 0-17

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Don't mean to rain on your parade, but it ain't happening twice. Especially with Barnyard opting for Aviles in the 8th.

you're right. kerry wood is unhittable.

[Chiefless]

Don't mean to rain on your parade, but it ain't happening twice. Especially with Barnyard opting for Aviles in the 8th.

We should put Hillman on the 15-day DL followed by a couple of rehab games in Omaha.

[Mr. Krab]

You know for this being Butlers first year in the bigs at 1st base, he's looking pretty good.

[petegz28]

Fever needs to learn to STFU .... the minute he says something the opposite happens

[petegz28]

You know for this being Butlers first year in the bigs at 1st base, he's looking pretty good.

I am much happier with Butler now than I was the first few weeks of the season.

[petegz28]

Wow Ump...that was a strike on Coco

[Pioli Zombie]

Hmmmm. Cavs just took the lead 103-102.
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[Mr. Krab]

Holy shite, this inning feels like it's been going on for an hour already.

[Chiefless]

I am much happier with Butler now than I was the first few weeks of the season.

According to everything said about him in the offseason, he worked his ass off to become a servicable 1B. Seems he got the memo...you can't get by on raw talent alone at this level...if you want to be good you will have to work. It seems to be paying off.

[Pioli Zombie]

I knew he took Steroids in his SS days but Tejada got big!!
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[Chiefless]

It's Billy Time

[chiefbowe82]

i heard jacobs is coming to the plate. sucks we only get 2 outs this inning

[Mr. Krab]

Callaspo,Butler,Jacobs > Woods in the 9th.

Let's throw down!!

[Pioli Zombie]

Here we go boys. Strap on your hardhats, hold on to your balls, and let's ramrod them right up the rectal shaft!

Heh. Sorry.
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[Chiefless]

I just felt the Indians board implode

[DeezNutz]

Let's make Wood cry.

[Pioli Zombie]

OMFG!!!!!!!! Wedge just put his BALLS on the railroad tracks.
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[alnorth]

If you believe his ERA, the Royals have a 92.3% chance to tie the game off Wood

[DeezNutz]

Don't be afraid to wear it, AC.

[Mr. Krab]

Dammit Callaspo, you lean it to that and take one for the team.

[chiefbowe82]

he's gotta come to you twice, be selective!

[Chiefless]

OMFG!!!!!!!! Wedge just put his BALLS on the railroad tracks.
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ROFL

[Pioli Zombie]

The state of Ohio just melted.
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[Mama Hip Rockets]

here we go...

[chiefbowe82]

double play time!

[DeezNutz]

lol at Wood.

Will Wedge just let this ride?

[petegz28]

Leadoff walk...a good team gets him home....

[DJ's left nut]

Wood is overthrowing like crazy.

Someone needs to get him to a pitching coach in a hurry. There's bad managing and bad coaching...this is both.

There's a reason this much talent keeps losing ballgames, the Tribe has no clue what it's doing.

[Mr. Krab]

Bloomquist in for Callaspo instead of Aviles. Brilliant!!

[Pioli Zombie]

Honey, this is Eric. I feel like relocating.
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[Sure-Oz]

Get the run in billay!

[teedubya]

Lets go Butler~~ jack this shit

[Chiefless]

NICE...lead off walk in the bottom of the 9th. Wedge is asking to be fired.

[petegz28]

lol at Wood.

Will Wedge just let this ride?

You almost have to have Bloomy steal....

[ChiTown]

Ladies and Gent's, Kerry Wood!

ROFL

[Sure-Oz]

Bloomquist in for Callaspo instead of Aviles. Brilliant!!

Yeah i dont get it but it works i guess

[chiefbowe82]

be selective billy!

[alnorth]

If you believe his ERA, the Royals have a 92.3% chance to tie the game off Wood

This is probably a bit higher now

[Pioli Zombie]

Its the Cubsification of the Indians.
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[Spott]

The state of Ohio just melted.
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Only because the Cavs just lost at home. I doubt anyone there is paying attention to the Indians.

[petegz28]

Yeah i dont get it but it works i guess

Bloomy is 10 times faster

[Sure-Oz]

wtf was that billy

[chiefbowe82]

and billy hits it a mile in the air-out number 1

[teedubya]

Fuck Billy! Back to Omaha!!

[Sure-Oz]

Cmon walk off HR

[petegz28]

See, if you had Bloomy steal he probably tags on that

[teedubya]

Jacobs won't do shit... this is a crucial moment. He only hits junk solo homers.

[petegz28]

Fever just jinxed us again.....

[ChiTown]

How bout a walk off jack. Please!

[teedubya]

Nice!

[petegz28]

nice steal.....too bad it was one hitter too late

[chiefbowe82]

and theres a 96 percent chance jacobs will strike out

[DJ's left nut]

The Indians are really REALLY bad.

High pitch going 10000 mph, great GREAT pitch to throw with and Shoppach boots it.

This team is terrible.

[teedubya]

Strike out here...

[chiefbowe82]

that was down the middle jacobs...

[Pioli Zombie]

What will Wood shave if he loses this one
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[petegz28]

Wow, that high strike seems to only be called on us....that was a ball when Tejeda was on the mound

[Sure-Oz]

Cmon Mike

[teedubya]

walk Jacobs... Guillen hits in double play.

[Mr. Krab]

First is open, i bet the walk is there for Jacobs.

[chiefbowe82]

he's gotta come to you twice jacobs

[Sure-Oz]

Another walk!

[petegz28]

Come on JOSE!!!!

[chiefbowe82]

double play time

[Mr. Krab]

pinch runners all over the place.

[teedubya]

fuck this is tense...

[Sure-Oz]

Cmon guillen!

[petegz28]

I really wish Billayy would not have swung at the first pitch he thought was a strike

[DJ's left nut]

Y'all are going to win this game.

They need to broom the entire Indians staff. There's no way a team with this kind of talent should be this lost. They can't get out of their own way right now.

[Chiefless]

walk Jacobs... Guillen hits in double play.

Your attempts at reverse mojo are killing me

[Chiefless]

14 pitches . 3 strikes

[teedubya]

I love that, when a pitcher has to stop mid stroke... ball is pitched next time almost every time.

[petegz28]

I like the double steal here....

[Sure-Oz]

cmon jose fucking jack this out

[Mr. Krab]

C'mon Guillen it's time for the walk off jack.

[petegz28]

I love that, when a pitcher has to stop mid stroke... ball is pitched next time almost every time.

I used to do that shit all the time when I played....

[Mr. Krab]

3-0 PBJ

[chiefbowe82]

he's gotta come to you three time jose

[Sure-Oz]

dont fucking swing here unless its right down the pipe

[Pioli Zombie]

How can Wedge do this
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[teedubya]

.440 Guillen with runners in Scoring Position... wow.

[Sure-Oz]

WTF that was a bal earlier

[petegz28]

WTF UMP????

[Mr. Krab]

That was ball four.

[Thig Lyfe]

BASES LOADED

[chiefbowe82]

hes gotta come to you twice jose

[Sure-Oz]

Fucking A we have to get 1 damn run here

[Mr. Krab]

bases loaded

[chiefbowe82]

here come the double play

[WoodDraw]

Bases loaded!

Let's go!

[Sure-Oz]

Dont swing at shit uness its a fastball over the plate teahen!

[Mr. Krab]

Teahen tends to choke. :(

[petegz28]

Teahen PLEASSEE PLEASSSE PLEASEEE just hit one to the OF

[ChiTown]

Ladies and Gentlemen, KERRY WOOD!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLROFL

[Chiefless]

18 pitches. 4 strikes.

[chiefbowe82]

don't have to be the hero mark!

[Sure-Oz]

Wow that was a bad pitch

[Thig Lyfe]

SUICIDE SQUEEZE! DO IT!!!

[DeezNutz]

Teahen is first ball swinging why?

[Mr. Krab]

0-2 :(

[chiefbowe82]

choke and poke mark

[Sure-Oz]

Mark totally has given kerry this count

[petegz28]

Awwww FUCK!!!

[banyon]

c'mon Teahen, slammer time!

[Thig Lyfe]

Teahen you dumb fucker, don't fuck this up.

[DeezNutz]

In play, away from the DP.

[Chiefless]

WTF Teahen

[petegz28]

Mark totally has given kerry this count

no patience....

[Thig Lyfe]

FUCK YOU

[DeezNutz]

Unfuckingbelievable.

[Sure-Oz]

What in teh fuck mark fucking teahen

[WoodDraw]

Damn it Teahen

That AB sucked

[Mr. Krab]

Teahen :shake:

[chiefbowe82]

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PUT THE BALL IN FRICKEN PLAY

[Pioli Zombie]

Wedge is a genious
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[petegz28]

God damn Teahen...that was a HUGE choke

[teedubya]

That was a worthless at-bat fuck head.

[Thig Lyfe]

David "Clutch" Dejesus up to bat...

[Sure-Oz]

Cmon Dejesus

Damn you mark teahen to hell