Whither Hamas Jenkins?

[Hammock Parties]

I miss Hamas. I miss his unbridled vitriol for the True Fan. I miss his draft knowledge. I miss the way he ripped on Cassel and Pioli in an intelligent, non-ROR way. I miss his gentle caress and his tangy-sweet odor.

Come back, Hamas. NOW YOU'VE PISSED ME OFF!

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[DaFace]

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/not_this_shit.jpg

[Mr. Krab]

He's dead, i killed the worthless bastard.

[Bugeater]

He's no Mecca. This thread won't even reach 100 posts.

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/not_this_shit.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/2d9ac85.png

[stumppy]

Can't you find somebody.....anybody besides a Planet member to have your mancrush on ?

[Scorp]

He's dead, i killed the worthless bastard.

I grant you a pardon.

[Deberg_1990]

oh Hamas

Well you came and you gave without taking
but we sent you away, oh Hamas
well you kissed us and stopped us from shaking
We need you today, oh Hamas

[DeezNutz]

And so we begin the slow trek to 1000.

[88TG88]

phail

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

And so we begin the slow trek to 1000.

Indeed.

I can't wait to hear about how Hamas has no football knowledge, and how I'm his concubine.:rolleyes:

[Scorp]

Hamas has no football knowledge and Raised On Riots is Hamas's concubine!:D

[Simply Red]

one thing I admit missing, regarding 'Hamas' is, the Two A.M. AP PM's, I'll just say that.

[Hammock Parties]

I used to fucking HATE Hamas...I thought he was a Grade-A, numbah one, US choice PRICK.

Finally I realized after all our wars that's not a bad thing to be.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Hamas has no football knowledge and Raised On Riots is Hamas's concubine!:D

ROFL I must be the old concubine because Hamas doesn't write, call, or send flowers anymore.:deevee::D

[Saccopoo]

HAMAS!
Come home Hamas, come home.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

one thing I admit missing, regarding 'Hamas' is, the Two A.M. AP PM's, I'll just say that.

I like the 2am "Hamas is wasted bad" threads. That shit was getting downright Zen towards the end.:)

[Skip Towne]

Hamas has no football knowledge and Raised On Riots is Hamas's scrotum ornament
Fixed it

[RJ]

I was wondering the same thing.

Though I can understand that hamas might be a bit intense for some.

But hey, it's the internet. If you mix in too much reality you're sure to be disappointed.

[Hammock Parties]

I like the 2am "Hamas is wasted bad" threads. That shit was getting downright Zen towards the end.:)

Those were great, as were the 1am home from gym threads.

He posted a great piece by Henry Rollins about pumping iron.

[DeezNutz]

Smoke him out.

Drop the "oos" schtick, though.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Fixed it

Wow. Your Jazzy Scooter managed to zip over to this thread faster than I would have thought possible!

[stumppy]

Wow. Your Jazzy Scooter managed to zip over to this thread faster than I would have thought possible!

All they found of the last poster that pushed Skip too far was a pile of hair and a zipper.


Just sayin

[Jerm]

I miss the Carl Weathers avatar.

"Get your men outta here Dutch..."

[BigRedChief]

Where did he go? He get pissed? banned?

[KcMizzou]

This place has gone to shit since Phobia left.

[Skip Towne]

Wow. Your Jazzy Scooter managed to zip over to this thread faster than I would have thought possible!

If you weren't so slow to take the hint we would be rid of your lame ass too.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

All they found of the last poster that pushed Skip too far was a pile of hair and a zipper.


Just sayin

:rolleyes:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

If you weren't so slow to take the hint we would be rid of your lame ass too.

Ain't gonna' happen guy. But you know this already, don't you?

[Simply Red]

http://i41.tinypic.com/21maluq.jpg

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

http://i41.tinypic.com/21maluq.jpg

Is that Hamas?!?!?

[Skip Towne]

Is that Hamas?!?!?

Yes, n00b, that's your hero.

[Simply Red]

no, Johnny Matrix.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Odd, I always pictured an angry black man.

[KcMizzou]

Ain't gonna' happen guy. But you know this already, don't you?You're nothing if not persistent.

And yeah, That's Hamas. I don't think he likes that everybody knows it now.

[Simply Red]

Odd, I always pictured an angry black man.

Me too, 'Hamas' lost by one vote to Iowanian, almost a split, 'Hamas' had a good run against the KBOD, but Iowanian prevaled, barely.

... and not many can say that, me as a n00b, included.

[Skip Towne]

You're nothing if not persistent.

And yeah, That's Hamas. I don't think he likes that everybody knows it now.

He doesn't. He neg repped me for mentioning it while inviting him to leave a KU thread.

[Fairplay]

Yes, n00b, that's your hero.

I heard that is who is his. I couldn't believe it.

If that is true then he is so owned. I would so embarrassed. We made so much fun of him on that thread it was hilarious! ROFL

Now he always acts like he knows something about most every subject. It gets old quick. Wouldn't it be boring being the smartest guy you know. And its himself of course.

I think he is just a google search hound on most topics.

[Simply Red]

You're nothing if not persistent.

And yeah, That's Hamas. I don't think he likes that everybody knows it now.

but why? He's a cool dude. errie ...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Me too, 'Hamas' lost by one vote to Iowanian, almost a split, 'Hamas' had a good run against the KBOD, but Iowanian prevaled, barely.

... and not many can say that, me as a n00b, included.

Are you talking about "n00b of the year"?

[stumppy]

:rolleyes:


Eh, I thought it was kinda funny.

By the way, have you thought about not pissing off the so many of the regulars on here ? Hopefully, sooner rather than later you'll realize the derogatory comments, name calling, and the 'screaming I'm here, I know what I'm talking about, look at me' posting style does nothing for the board. And shows a lack of maturity.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Eh, I thought it was kinda funny.

By the way, have you thought about not pissing off the so many of the regulars on here ? Hopefully, sooner rather than later you'll realize the derogatory comments, name calling, and the 'screaming I'm here, I know what I'm talking about, look at me' posting style does nothing for the board. And shows a lack of maturity.

Who are you again?

[stumppy]

I heard that is who is his. I couldn't believe it.

If that is true then he is so owned. I would so embarrassed. We made so much fun of him on that thread it was hilarious! ROFL

Now he always acts like he knows something about most every subject. It gets old quick. Wouldn't it be boring being the smartest guy you know. And its himself of course.

I think he is just a google search hound on most topics.

He was owned in that thread. Still laugh when I think about it.

[Fairplay]

Odd, I always pictured an angry black man.



That avatar he has is cool. He isn't black i assure you. He never pulled the race card like a couple of black (no names will be mentioned) dudes do on here from time to time.

[stumppy]

Who are you again?


Exactly

[Fairplay]

Now how did people figure out he was the dude with that sack of sh*t?

Just curious.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That avatar he has is cool. He isn't black i assure you. He never pulled the race card like a couple of black (no names will be mentioned) dudes do on here from time to time.

It's not just the avatar. He had unique twist on the English vernacular and a timing in threads that suggested a kind of military background, so to speak.

[Pablo]

He was owned in that thread. Still laugh when I think about it.
Could you direct some of us new-timers to said thread.

[DeezNutz]

Now how did people figure out he was the dude with that sack of sh*t?

Just curious.

He's the dude in the picture.

The sack of shit is yet unidentified, but we believe it came from a dog.

[okcchief]

He looks like your standard internet tough guy aka pussy.

[Phobia]

I heard that is who is his. I couldn't believe it.


Really? I knew that about 3 posts into his new membership.

[Fairplay]

It's not just the avatar. He had unique twist on the English vernacular and a timing in threads that suggested a kind of military background, so to speak.



Yeah. He came across somewhat intelligent. I will give him credit for that.

[DeezNutz]

Hamas' linguistical tell is: I don't give a rat fuck.

Odd juxtaposition.

[Bugeater]

Could you direct some of us new-timers to said thread.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294

[Phobia]

Now how did people figure out he was the dude with that sack of sh*t?

Just curious.

He wasn't in my fanclub at all. He said some of the same crap to me with both ID's - stuff he wouldn't have known if Hamas were a fresh new user.

[Fairplay]

Really? I knew that about 3 posts into his new membership.

I.P. right?

[stumppy]

Could you direct some of us new-timers to said thread.


Sorry, had it saved on my favorites......on my old hard drive......the one that crashed.

[bdeg]

Hamas' linguistical tell is: I don't give a rat ****.

Odd juxtaposition.

hahaha ya it would be

[Pablo]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294Thanks fella.

[Simply Red]

Thanks fella.
TY2

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Yeah. He came across somewhat intelligent. I will give him credit for that.

Frankly, I just thought the guy was entertaining. A message board isn't life or death, but some people just can't roll with a place that has loose moderation. I know that sounds ironic coming from me, but the street runs two ways in this joint, and it's pretty easy to tell who's walking the line and who's being a genuine pain in my ass.

But I learned a hell of a lot about football and drafting from him, and I kind of miss having that knowledge base to draw from.

[KcMizzou]

Frankly, I just thought the guy was entertaining. A message board isn't life or death, but some people just can't roll with a place that has loose moderation. I know that sounds ironic coming from me, but the street runs two ways in this joint, and it's pretty easy to tell who's walking the line and who's being a genuine pain in my ass.

But I learned a hell of a lot about football and drafting from him, and I kind of miss having that knowledge base to draw from.I didn't mind him at all in his most recent form... that said, it's not like he was banned anyway.

He disappeared on his own. I'm sure he'll pop back up.

[Bwana]

Who gives a rats ass.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I didn't mind him at all in his most recent form... that said, it's not like he was banned anyway.

He disappeared on his own. I'm sure he'll pop back up.

What WAS his most recent form?

[KcMizzou]

What WAS his most recent form?Hamas, of course.

Sorry, that made it sound like I knew of several... I don't. Just Matrix, and Hamas.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Hamas, of course.

Sorry, that made it sound like I knew of several... I don't. Just Matrix, and Hamas.

Good enough.:)

[stumppy]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294


Wasn't there another thread about the same time about him or him complaining ?

[Bugeater]

Wasn't there another thread about the same time about him or him complaining ?
Oh yeah, there's a "KEEP ****ING DOUBTING" thread somewhere too.

Well, close enough:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134537

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Oh, squeeze to open the jaws of the Scooper, then twist, twist to uproot the grass and the poop, to wrench it clean. Twist the way your mother should have twisted the coathanger when she was infected with your alien fetus.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Simply Red]

Wasn't there another thread about the same time about him or him complaining ?

yes, something about him, Dane, OTWP, Mecca, knowledge of football. I will say this, some of the better posters DO use google as an aid, I would put that on my mamma.

[Pablo]

I just repped penz for a quote from like 3 and 1/2 years ago. It was fucking nice.

[DaFace]

Oh yeah, there's a "KEEP ****ING DOUBTING" thread somewhere too.

Well, close enough:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134537

Heh...that attitude seems strangely familiar... :hmmm:

[stumppy]

yes, something about him, Dane, OTWP, Mecca, knowledge of football. I will say this, some of the better posters DO use google as an aid, I would put that on my mamma.

Alright youngster, don't get smartelicky with me. I'm not at home and the computer I'm on is slow as hell.:D

[Pablo]

Heh...that attitude seems strangely familiar... :hmmm:Are you thinking of a poster that's posting in this thread at this very moment DaFace?

[Bugeater]

I just repped penz for a quote from like 3 and 1/2 years ago. It was ****ing nice.
Was it this one? ROFL

Whats the deal with this guy? Ever picture he is holding a sack of dog shit

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Is the Kansas City internet mafia going to put me down for circumventing the chain of message board command? Are all the endless vending machine company reps going to put out a hit on me because I don't follow the golden axiom "never question the will of the almighty XXXXXX"? The fact that you think someone needs to earn status on here in order to have an argument with you proves that your delusions are so extensive that nothing less than an elephant gun of thorazine in your ass will return you to normalcy.

ROFL

[Pablo]

Was it this one? ROFLOf course.

That chick he was hugging on was skanktacular.

[Pablo]

One of the funnier parts of that first thread was him bagging on Iowanian for being a loser with 25K posts, and now he sitting close to 30K himself.

I'm sure I thought I'd never amass almost 6K posts myself, though.

[DaFace]

Are you thinking of a poster that's posting in this thread at this very moment DaFace?

Perhaps. Note that I'm not in any way insinuating that there is an actual connection there. I just think the attitude similarity is interesting.

[stumppy]

Whats the deal with this guy? Ever picture he is holding a sack of dog shit

ROFL
The picture with his girlfriend.

[88TG88]

Who gives a rats ass.

this

[Skip Towne]

ROFL


ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Need I say more. Do your 'minions' get extra rations from you for helping you fight the big, bad Matrix?

http://www.orangeforceone.com/albums/ptm/20051203_Chiefs/slides/DSCN4829.jpg

Chiefsplanet Royalty says, "Why have women when you can grow your own breasts".

Nice rack.

LMAO

[Skip Towne]

LMAO

:LOL:

[DaFace]

:LOL:

ROFL

[Phobia]

Are you honestly going through that thread enjoying the Matrix contribution? That's precious.

[Hammock Parties]

This is what it's like when I read a Hamas post:

http://i39.tinypic.com/svmfyg.gif

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Are you honestly going through that thread enjoying the Matrix contribution? That's precious.

Come on! There's GOLD in them there hills! Understand, I'm not laughing because he's insulting you or anyone else. I'm laughing because every time someone throws their fastball, he knocks that fucker right out of the park!:D

[Pablo]

The thread when he was calling out Phobia, Iowanian and so forth was pretty awesome.

Almost as awesome as this very recent DCS contribution.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=197439

[Skip Towne]

ROFL

If you took all the ROFL away from RoR it would cut his post count in half.

[Hammock Parties]

Come on! There's GOLD in them there hills! Understand, I'm not laughing because he's insulting you or anyone else. I'm laughing because every time someone throws their fastball, he knocks that fucker right out of the park!:D

I have obtained video from Hamas' house during that thread's peak activity levels:

http://i40.tinypic.com/1zlvpqv.gif

[Phobia]

Come on! There's GOLD in them there hills! Understand, I'm not laughing because he's insulting you or anyone else. I'm laughing because every time someone throws their fastball, he knocks that ****er right out of the park!:D
Really? I wasn't entertained by any of it and I like to laugh at myself just as much as anybody else.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Come on! There's GOLD in them there hills! Understand, I'm not laughing because he's insulting you or anyone else. I'm laughing because every time someone throws their fastball, he knocks that fucker right out of the park!:D


Case in point:

Originally Posted by XXXXXX
Hang your head in shame Matrix for such a demeaning post.

Hang your head in shame.


Words of wisdom that apply to you.

Proverbs 26:11

"As a dog that returns to his vomit, so is a fool who repeats his folly."


Here's some words of wisdom for you; people who quote the Bible on message boards have about as much brain mass as that bag of shit I was hamming it up with.

ROFL

[dirk digler]

I had no freaking idea Hamas was John Matrix. That is hilarious and it is good to put a face to Hamas though he doesn't look like the angry type

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I have obtained video from Hamas' house during that thread's peak activity levels:

http://i40.tinypic.com/1zlvpqv.gif

I'm sayin'!:D For someone who is supposedly getting "owned", I'm just not seeing it so far!:D

[mikey23545]

Fixed it

ROFL

[Phobia]

I'm sayin'!:D For someone who is supposedly getting "owned", I'm just not seeing it so far!:D

I'm already disinterested.

[kstater]

I miss Hamas. I miss his unbridled vitriol for the True Fan. I miss his draft knowledge. I miss the way he ripped on Cassel and Pioli in an intelligent, non-ROR way. I miss his gentle caress and his tangy-sweet odor.



Yup, I can't believe Pioli didn't draft Sanchez and use the first 2 picks of the draft on QB's, that's exactly how to build a winning franchise. I completely empathize with Hamas' 2-year-old style temper tantrum.

[kstater]

So the implictation is that DCS/ROR is Hamas/JohnMatrix?

[FAX]

I note with some dismay that we, at ChiefsPlanet, have again missed Brain Awareness Week. It was March 16-22. Damn it to hell and gone, I think that's seven years in a row.

FAX

[Ultra Peanut]

seriouspost Hamas was my favorite poster in the eight years I've been here

He was literally too good for this place.

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[BigRedChief]

This place has gone to shit since that Phobia guy left.
FYP

[Coach]

I miss that guy. People can say he has or has no football knowledge. I couldn't give a fuck. He made this place interesting and entertaining.

[Cannibal]

I'd like to see him some back to the DC side of the board.

[Simply Red]

I miss that guy. People can say he has or has no football knowledge. I couldn't give a ****. He made this place interesting and entertaining.

I agree with that. For sure. I think his profession helps tremendously w/ his posting. No question about that. Plus he can always get VanPatten, Courtney and I into Dorsia,

'member Courtney? GREAT ASS...

[Donger]

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So the implictation is that DCS/ROR is Hamas/JohnMatrix?

And don't forget Jimmy Hoffa too! :rolleyes:

seriouspost Hamas was my favorite poster in the eight years I've been here

He was literally too good for this place.

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Cosign.

[Donger]

seriouspost Hamas was my favorite poster in the eight years I've been here

He was literally too good for this place.

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Heh. Like most egalitarians.

[Reaper16]

seriouspost Hamas was my favorite poster in the eight years I've been here

He was literally too good for this place.

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He was my second favorite. Next to you, of course. /hearts&flowers

[Simply Red]

He was my second favorite. Next to you, of course. /hearts&flowers

but I gave you everything, everything!

[BigCatDaddy]

Surely that picture had to make someone's avi...... If not, it will when he returns :)

[Reaper16]

but I gave you everything, everything!
Not everything, no. That time that you had a three-way... you didn't invite me over for sloppy seconds.

[Reaper16]

Best quote from the dogpoop thread:

Damn...this 'knocker is the biggest prickhead that's ever posted on this board...

[Basileus777]

Hamas was Matrix?

That's.....kind of disappointing. Hamas was an amusing troll, Matrix was just retarded.

[Reaper16]

Hamas was Matrix?

That's.....kind of disappointing. Hamas was an amusing troll, Matrix was just retarded.
How the fuck was Hamas a troll? GTFO.

[BigMeatballDave]

I've never had a problem with Hamas. I think his tirades are hilarious. Although, I do think his disdain for Pioli and Cassel are unfounded at this point.

[Fish]

What is with the popularity contest threads around here recently.....? Sheesh....

[Basileus777]

How the fuck was Hamas a troll? GTFO.

He posted inflammatory shit and insulted people in order to provoke reactions from them. That's trolling. I wasn't insulting him, it's just what he is. I don't have a problem with Hamas.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

How the fuck was Hamas a troll? GTFO.

He didn't tow the company line.

[Sully]

I miss the guy.
I didn't always agree with him, or the way he went about things. But he was the most entertaining poster on here.

I said something via pm that was pretty shitty right before he left, though. I hope I wasn't part of running him off. I stand by what I told him, but I'd get it if it were one of the straws that broke it...

[Bi_polar]

Hi, this is 'Hamas'. I'm being called away to London for a few days. CP, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby.

[BigCatDaddy]

Didn't he get his ass kicked by some chick in a bar something? Maybe it was one of the fat serority chicks he lived by :)

[Simply Red]

The world just opens up and swallows them.


Eerie. Very eerie.

[Bi_polar]

The world just opens up and swallows them.


Eerie. Very eerie.

One day they're here, and then ...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The world just opens up and swallows them.


Eerie. Very eerie.

One day they're here, and then ...

Are you talking to yourself again SR/BP? :D

[Ultra Peanut]

Didn't he get his ass kicked by some chick in a bar something? Maybe it was one of the fat serority chicks he lived by :)Why is it that the borderline illiterate BIG_DADDY spouted (http://j.photos.cx/emot-laugh-bd6.gif) inaccurate recollections of posts and so many less-than-intelligent people continued to believe him?

Hamas saw a girl in the men's bathroom, they had words, and the girl's male friends jumped him in the parking lot.

[BigCatDaddy]

Why is it that the borderline illiterate BIG_DADDY spouted (http://j.photos.cx/emot-laugh-bd6.gif) inaccurate recollections of posts and so many less-than-intelligent people continued to believe him?

Hamas saw a girl in the men's bathroom, they had words, and the girl's male friends jumped him in the parking lot.

Why would one have words with a girl in a men's bathroom?

Cool dog.

[Bi_polar]

Why would one have words with a girl in a men's bathroom?

Cool dog.

you've never done that?

[Donger]

Didn't Hamas leave for a while after he "won" CP's Most Arrogant Person?

[Bi_polar]

Didn't Hamas leave for a while after he "won" CP's Most Arrogant Person?

yeah, but he was on vacation for like half a summer.

[DeezNutz]

Hamas saw a girl in the men's bathroom, they had words, and the girl's male friends jumped him in the parking lot.

I think they also exchanged drinks, IIRC.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Am I being cross-examined here?

[BigCatDaddy]

you've never done that?

The only words I would have probably had were, "Hey baby it looks like a stall is open".

[Simply Red]

Am I being cross-examined here?

do you feel that way?