View Full Version : Poop Blood in the Pepsi?
kysirsoze
05-29-2009, 12:28 AM
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4452/bloodpepsi.png
As a professional server, I can assure you that I almost never put HIV blood in people's soft drinks.
JuicesFlowing
05-29-2009, 12:29 AM
Wow.
Abba-Dabba
05-29-2009, 12:33 AM
get that woman a tube a colgate and a toothbrush
kysirsoze
05-29-2009, 12:33 AM
I particularly like that she drinks one pepsi that tastes like blood, and then she drinks another, just to be sure.
Kyle DeLexus
05-29-2009, 12:34 AM
I particularly like that she drinks one pepsi that tastes like blood, and then she drinks another, just to be sure.
Lets be fair...she wasn't thinking at the time
JuicesFlowing
05-29-2009, 12:38 AM
Her writing skills are amazing.
kysirsoze
05-29-2009, 12:41 AM
I wish she had gone into more detail on her gum problem. Also, I applaud her for breastfeeding, although I guess it won't do a lot of good if the milk's all full of AIDS.
KCChiefsMan
05-29-2009, 01:04 AM
lol, she must have pissed off that waiter. OR, she's just freakin out about nothin. Wouldn't there have to be quite a bit of blood in a 20oz cup of pepsi to taste it? I dunno, I would think so though.
kysirsoze
05-29-2009, 01:06 AM
lol, she must have pissed off that waiter. OR, she's just freakin out about nothin. Wouldn't there have to be quite a bit of blood in a 20oz cup of pepsi to taste it? I dunno, I would think so though.
That's why I don't put blood in people's drinks too often. I get all woozy.
Hootie
05-29-2009, 01:09 AM
wonder what kind of tip that server got
Abba-Dabba
05-29-2009, 01:11 AM
lol, she must have pissed off that waiter. OR, she's just freakin out about nothin. Wouldn't there have to be quite a bit of blood in a 20oz cup of pepsi to taste it? I dunno, I would think so though.
poor dental hygiene=bleeding gums
lolzrazor cuts like a knife
88TG88
05-29-2009, 01:12 AM
I feel sorry for your motha.
KCChiefsMan
05-29-2009, 01:18 AM
poor dental hygiene=bleeding gums
lolzrazor cuts like a knife
ahh, lol I get it! nice. I just smoked a bowl to help me sleep and that's why I was a little slow on that one.
KCChiefsMan
05-29-2009, 01:18 AM
You know, I felt like asking yahoo a question myself. Something I've been thinking about for the past 3 minutes:
Why was the entire 3rd grade dedicated to learning cursive?
I am thinking back to 3rd grade. many many many years ago. All I remember was being taught cursive the entire year, or at least that was the main focus. I've only used it to sign my name since then. It was pointless and really not important at that age. If anything, they should just teach it to you real quick in junior high school so that you can learn how to sign your name. I also remember my 3rd grade teacher, who I would imaging is rotting in hell right now, calling my parents on a weekly basis because I wasn't closing my e's and I kept screwing up the z's. It apparently was a big deal. I find it stupid and I hope that they don't spend too much time on cursive on today's youth
88TG88
05-29-2009, 01:20 AM
cursive is useless
KCChiefsMan
05-29-2009, 01:23 AM
cursive is useless
amen. I wonder if they still spend way too much time on it nowadays?? I swear, we spent at least half the year just on that. I remember that horrible woman screaming at me and constantly sending me to the office and calling my parents because my e's and z's kept getting fooked up.
kysirsoze
05-29-2009, 01:41 AM
Pepsi sucks anyway
Agreed. In fact a little blood might even help.:shrug:
Mecca
05-29-2009, 02:39 AM
LOL, she probably got the end of the container that tastes like carbonation, if anyone has ever had that happen it's fucking awful.
CrazyPhuD
05-29-2009, 03:01 AM
She probably drank a coke by accident, without the original formula it tastes like shit.
Skip Towne
05-29-2009, 04:17 AM
She probably drank a coke by accident, without the original formula it tastes like shit.
Really? What does shit taste like? I've always wondered.
Katipan
05-29-2009, 05:06 AM
amen. I wonder if they still spend way too much time on it nowadays?? I swear, we spent at least half the year just on that. I remember that horrible woman screaming at me and constantly sending me to the office and calling my parents because my e's and z's kept getting fooked up.
how funny. i believe we learned in 4th grade and we practiced dilligently until we were allowed to do our homework in cursive. then we watched roots for the rest of the year.
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DaKCMan AP
05-29-2009, 05:23 AM
Order water.
PhillyChiefFan
05-29-2009, 06:01 AM
Her writing skills are amazing.
This is what I thought. She should be to write 4 hte Newswek.
PhillyChiefFan
05-29-2009, 06:02 AM
Order water.
If it's red...don't drink it.
HypnotizedMonkey
05-29-2009, 06:04 AM
Coca-Cola PR at it again
Mecca
05-29-2009, 06:07 AM
If it's red...don't drink it.
What about that cherry Dr. Pepper? It's red.
KCUnited
05-29-2009, 06:12 AM
HIV? Are you even suppossed to drink caffine when you're breastfeeding?
DaKCMan AP
05-29-2009, 06:15 AM
What about that cherry Dr. Pepper? It's red.
If you order water and it's red - or has cherry dr. pepper in it - then I recommend not drinking it.
KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN
05-29-2009, 06:23 AM
Even if there was blood in her drink why would she assume it was HIV infected? Her whole story makes no sense at all. Sounds like she has HIV and is trying to figure out a good story to explain how she got it. I can't imagine a server being able to put blood into a drink at a public restaurant without someone noticing.
stlchiefs
05-29-2009, 06:27 AM
wonder what kind of tip that server got
How would you tip a server that gave you HIV?
Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
05-29-2009, 06:28 AM
Really? What does shit taste like? I've always wondered.
If you REALLY want to know I am sure there are steps you can take to ascertain that information for your self.
Katipan
05-29-2009, 06:28 AM
How would you tip a server that gave you HIV?
I vote syphillis!
Bugeater
05-29-2009, 06:31 AM
cursive is useless
3rd grade is useless. In fact, pretty much all of school is useless. You know why adults do so bad on that "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" show? It's because pretty much everything they teach you in 5th grade is a bunch of stupid shit you don't need to know.
DaKCMan AP
05-29-2009, 06:34 AM
3rd grade is useless. In fact, pretty much all of school is useless. You know why adults do so bad on that "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" show? It's because pretty much everything they teach you in 5th grade is a bunch of stupid shit you don't need to know.
Yeah - reading, writing, arithmetic and geography is useless. :spock:
Katipan
05-29-2009, 06:44 AM
3rd grade is useless. In fact, pretty much all of school is useless. You know why adults do so bad on that "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" show? It's because pretty much everything they teach you in 5th grade is a bunch of stupid shit you don't need to know.
Because the adults they screen for it are idiots?
keg in kc
05-29-2009, 07:05 AM
The idea of blood in anything makes me want to hurl.
raybec 4
05-29-2009, 07:07 AM
I feel sorry for your motha.
Watchoo say bout my momma?
BigRichard
05-29-2009, 07:11 AM
How would you tip a server that gave you HIV?
Tell him/her to use a condom next time?
The idea of blood in anything makes me want to hurl.
What about that blood in your body?
keg in kc
05-29-2009, 07:18 AM
What about that blood in your body?Seeing it makes me pass out. Literally.
Not a fan of blood.
raybec 4
05-29-2009, 07:21 AM
I am more disturbed that this woman has reproduced than I am by the blood in her soft drink.
boogblaster
05-29-2009, 08:02 AM
My neighbor would like to breast-feed with her .. he already has HIV ....
bevischief
05-29-2009, 08:10 AM
Really? What does shit taste like? I've always wondered.
ROFL
bevischief
05-29-2009, 08:11 AM
I am more disturbed that this woman has reproduced than I am by the blood in her soft drink.
ROFLROFLROFL
MOhillbilly
05-29-2009, 08:16 AM
Really? What does shit taste like? I've always wondered.
like you never licked a butthole skip.:rolleyes:
Mr. Plow
05-29-2009, 08:18 AM
Fucking waiters.....always trying to put HIV on my food & shit.
Mr. Flopnuts
05-29-2009, 08:19 AM
Jesus. "I have gum problems but I drink a lot of Pepsi anyways." Maybe put down the Pepsi and hydrate your fucking mouth with water. By doing so, you won't have to worry about your Aids Pepsi anymore.
We have a new addition to the lexicon; Go drink an Aids Pepsi!!!
Abba-Dabba
05-29-2009, 08:24 AM
Vietcong were notorious for putting fecal matter on pungi sticks to increase the risk of infection.
Just saying.
Rain Man
05-29-2009, 08:29 AM
How can she be sure that the baby is taking milk out and isn't really putting HIV milk into her?
Katipan
05-29-2009, 08:36 AM
How can she be sure that the baby is taking milk out and isn't really putting HIV milk into her?
i blinked at this post serveral times
Fat Elvis
05-29-2009, 08:47 AM
****ing waiters.....always trying to put HIV on my food & shit.
That Hootie and his crazy antics....
Dr. Johnny Fever
05-29-2009, 09:41 AM
As a professional server, I can assure you that I almost never put HIV blood in people's soft drinks.
ROFL
excellent
Vietcong were notorious for putting fecal matter on pungi sticks to increase the risk of infection.
Just saying.
I get waiters mixed up with Vietcong all the damn time.....
Abba-Dabba
05-29-2009, 10:04 AM
I get waiters mixed up with Vietcong all the damn time.....
I doubt you would get mixed up if you had a buttlicking vietcong waiter.
Gives a whole new meaning of giving a tip.
raybec 4
05-29-2009, 10:45 AM
I doubt you would get mixed up if you had a buttlicking vietcong waiter.
Gives a whole new meaning of giving a tip.
the elite group of VC felchers/salad tossers were disbanded in 1975 so they very well could be waiting tables somewhere
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