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Simply Red
05-29-2009, 12:42 PM
Please compliment the poster above you, please try to make them truthful compliments. We all have something we're good at on here.

TIA,

-SR

Katipan
05-29-2009, 12:44 PM
You smell beautiful.

MikeMaslowski
05-29-2009, 12:44 PM
You have offered me advice on pimpin and that is probably the nicest thing one can do. Thank you.

Donger
05-29-2009, 12:44 PM
Smells like a girl.

Donger
05-29-2009, 12:44 PM
You smell beautiful.

Has a novel use for empty egg cartons.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 12:46 PM
Has a novel use for empty egg cartons.

Tactful, Clever, and sorta polite. Okay, Not really polite.

MikeMaslowski
05-29-2009, 12:47 PM
I only complimented the poster so I could get a shameless compliment in return. Then I got skipped because of nancy boy same time posters. EFF YOU all... I have large testicles.

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 12:48 PM
Tactful, Clever, and sorta polite. Okay, Not really polite.

Gives me hope that someday I to may live across the way from a hot girl that gets naked with her blinds open.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 12:49 PM
I only complimented the poster so I could get a shameless compliment in return. Then I got skipped because of nancy boy same time posters. EFF YOU all... I have large testicles.

Maslowski, has all the makings of a Phobia.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 12:51 PM
Gives me hope that someday I to may live across the way from a hot girl that gets naked with her blinds open.

pestilenceaf23 once fooled me in the poker room. ONCE!:D

Donger
05-29-2009, 12:51 PM
You have offered me advice on pimpin and that is probably the nicest thing one can do. Thank you.

Thank you for defending our country. In Italy. With boobs.

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 12:54 PM
Thank you for defending our country. In Italy. With boobs.You're not the worst poster on this thread.

teedubya
05-29-2009, 12:54 PM
Thank you for defending our country. In Italy. With boobs.

Go back to your beautiful country... the UK and quit polluting our air with your limey ass.

Is that a good compliment? Im not very good at this.

DaKCMan AP
05-29-2009, 12:55 PM
You're a douche.

Donger
05-29-2009, 12:55 PM
You're not the worst poster on this thread.

Thanks for always backing me up.

Donger
05-29-2009, 12:56 PM
Go back to your beautiful country... the UK and quit polluting our air with your limey ass.

Is that a good compliment? Im not very good at this.

It's a pretty good impression of a retard, which I assume you were attempting.

Buzz
05-29-2009, 12:57 PM
Ok, here goes... Those pants look nice on your fat ass. :shrug:

BigVE
05-29-2009, 12:57 PM
It's a pretty good impression of a retard, which I assume you were attempting.


Nicest picture of Mr. Rogers as an avatar I have seen in quite some time.

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 12:58 PM
Nicest picture of Mr. Rogers as an avatar I have seen in quite some time.You're not as big as you think you are.

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 01:00 PM
You're not as big as you think you are.

Your spelling and grammar are both sufficient.

MikeMaslowski
05-29-2009, 01:04 PM
Your spelling and grammar are both sufficient.

Youre postes alawase gim me erexions

Lumpy
05-29-2009, 01:04 PM
You're a witty SOB and can put any douche in his place w/o hesitation.

(Intended for Gonzo, sry Mike... u beat me to the post).

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 01:04 PM
Your spelling and grammar are both sufficient.

Has one of the greatest avatars on here.

MIAdragon
05-29-2009, 01:05 PM
one funny ass mofo.

Donger
05-29-2009, 01:05 PM
You're a witty SOB and can put any douche in his place w/o hesitation.

I like Simply Red, too.

You reek of feminine charm and beauty.

BigVE
05-29-2009, 01:07 PM
one funny ass mofo.

Best. Avatar. Ever. thank you

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 01:07 PM
Has one of the greatest avatars on here.

You are one of the greatest Arcade tourney players on this board.

(And thanks for the compliment about my boy) :)

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 01:07 PM
I like Simply Red, too.

You reek of feminine charm and beauty.

You keep me up to date on all things Gas and fuel related.

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 01:08 PM
You are one of the greatest Arcade tourney players on this board.

(And thanks for the compliment about my boy) :)

Is that really a compliment when there is only 6-8 people that play in the arcade? :D

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 01:10 PM
Is that really a compliment when there is only 6-8 people that play in the arcade? :D

Touche`

Very well...

You are a funny sob that always knows his shit before he types.

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 01:11 PM
Touche`

Very well...

You are a funny sob that always knows his shit before he types.That post doesn't make me want to shoot myself in the face.

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 01:13 PM
You're a witty SOB and can put any douche in his place w/o hesitation.

(Intended for Gonzo, sry Mike... u beat me to the post).

I do my best not to get involved with the douchebaggery around here but hey? What are you gonna do?

You should post more, you have the potential to be an icon here with that sense of humor.

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 01:15 PM
Please compliment the poster above you, please try to make them truthful compliments. We all have something we're good at on here.

TIA,

-SR

SR is the shit. His off-the-wallness always leaves me scratching my head in wonder.

He also gives the best rep messages.

Lumpy
05-29-2009, 01:16 PM
I do my best not to get involved with the douchebaggery around here but hey? What are you gonna do?

You should post more, you have the potential to be an icon here with that sense of humor.

Icon? Nah. I have no balls. :rolleyes:

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:16 PM
I do my best not to get involved with the douchebaggery around here but hey? What are you gonna do?

You should post more, you have the potential to be an icon here with that sense of humor.

Gonzo's standards aren't so high, ... just saying.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:17 PM
SR is the shit. His off-the-wallness always leaves me scratching my head in wonder.

He also gives the best rep messages.

I mean, Gonzo is the man!

Christofire
05-29-2009, 01:19 PM
I don't know anyone on this board, but I just happen to love this movie line and it makes a great compliment to boot:

"You have EXTRA large juevos."

Let's just hope the above poster isn't a woman.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-29-2009, 01:19 PM
I don't know anyone on this board, but I just happen to love this movie line and it makes a great compliment to boot:

"You have EXTRA large juevos."

Let's just hope the above poster isn't a woman.

Umm. He's Christ. And he's on fire?

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:20 PM
I don't know anyone on this board, but I just happen to love this movie line and it makes a great compliment to boot:

"You have EXTRA large juevos."

Let's just hope the above poster isn't a woman.

Christofire does not suck ass.

Donger
05-29-2009, 01:20 PM
Let's just hope the above poster isn't a woman.

The jury's still out on that.

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 01:20 PM
I don't know anyone on this board, but I just happen to love this movie line and it makes a great compliment to boot:

"You have EXTRA large juevos."

Let's just hope the above poster isn't a woman.

Christofire makes his posts count...

Well, most of the time. ;)

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 01:20 PM
I don't know anyone on this board, but I just happen to love this movie line and it makes a great compliment to boot:

"You have EXTRA large juevos."

Let's just hope the above poster isn't a woman.

I have no clue who the fuck you are....but apparently you're an up and coming thread killer. So you have that going for you.

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 01:21 PM
Icon? Nah. I have no balls. :rolleyes:

You don't need balls to become an icon...

Look at Hootie.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:21 PM
Umm. He's Christ. And he's on fire?

Mr. Flopnuts voted yes in the Dolly Parton Soapy masturbation thread.

BTW, Jesus had two dads and May is masturbation month.

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 01:21 PM
I have no clue who the fuck you are....but apparently you're an up and coming thread killer. So you have that going for you.

Which is nice...

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 01:21 PM
You don't need balls to become an icon...

Look at Hootie.

And Claythan.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:22 PM
Which is nice...

you're nice.

raybec 4
05-29-2009, 01:23 PM
Capn Crunch is the greatest Naval Officer to ever set sail.

DeezNutz
05-29-2009, 01:23 PM
You don't need balls to become an icon...

Look at Hootie.

But it sure helps if you have...

DeezNutz.

Gonzo: always available for a helpful transition. Beautiful. Just ****ing beautiful.

Demonpenz
05-29-2009, 01:24 PM
kapitan is a nice woman with solid morals

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 01:25 PM
But it sure helps if you have...

DeezNutz.

DeezNuts once talked a female grizzly bear into mating with him....

He didn't call her back afterwards. That's why he's dafugginman.

raybec 4
05-29-2009, 01:26 PM
kapitan is a nice woman with solid morals

That shirt is pimp

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:27 PM
kapitan is a nice woman with solid morals

When Demonpenz walks in the room, he immediately gains everyone's attention. Course, could be that ->







http://i39.tinypic.com/2cdtjma.jpg

Lumpy
05-29-2009, 01:27 PM
That shirt is pimp

Ur kind of an a-hole... but in a good way. :D

Mr. Flopnuts
05-29-2009, 01:28 PM
Ur kind of an a-hole... but in a good way. :D

Ya know for only 13, she's got some big tits!!!

DeezNutz
05-29-2009, 01:28 PM
The co-mingling smell of 'penz's OE and SE's Jamaican vanilla body wash is a snatch killa.

raybec 4
05-29-2009, 01:28 PM
Ur kind of an a-hole... but in a good way. :D

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me........ever.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:28 PM
Ur kind of an a-hole... but in a good way. :D

Lumpy may be Cochise, DaFace is investigating.

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 01:29 PM
Ya know for only 13, she's got some big tits!!!

ROFL

Owner of some of the greatest avatars out there.

Plus he holds a big rep stick.

Lumpy
05-29-2009, 01:30 PM
Lumpy may be Cochise, DaFace is investigating.

Waste of time there SR.

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 01:31 PM
Waste of time there SR.There've been a lot of posters in the history of ChiefsPlanet. You are one.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:31 PM
Waste of time there SR.

Lumpy can do almost anything well, except buy the correct batteries for his apparent sarcasm-meter.

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 01:32 PM
Waste of time there SR.

I got nothing else but.....


She's hot.

raybec 4
05-29-2009, 01:32 PM
Lumpy can do almost anything well, except buy the correct batteries for his apparent sarcasm-meter.

Simply Red has access to the intraweb.

MIAdragon
05-29-2009, 01:33 PM
Now this is more like it!

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:33 PM
I got nothing else but.....


She's hot.

pestilenceaf23 really came in to his 'own' in 2008. Now, everyone is fully aware that he has 'it'

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 01:34 PM
Your excessive body odor does not permeate your posts.

raybec 4
05-29-2009, 01:35 PM
Your excessive body odor does not permeate your posts.

Your self-loathing has made you a better person.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:35 PM
Now this is more like it!

It's rumored that MIAdragon assassinated Einstein and took the part of his brain that recognizes 'cities in the world.'

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:37 PM
The jury's still out on that.

ROFL

Donger
05-29-2009, 01:39 PM
ROFL

Simply Red taught me everything I know about poker.

BigRedChief
05-29-2009, 01:39 PM
Your self-loathing has made you a better person.
He's a Cardinals fan! :clap:

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:40 PM
Your excessive body odor does not permeate your posts.

I've only reported ONE of keg in kc's posts, not bad for four-yrs.:clap:

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:42 PM
Simply Red taught me everything I know about poker.

which is?:evil:ROFL:doh!:


oh yes, the poker face, i'd forgotten.



http://i41.tinypic.com/2d9dlt.jpg

Reaper16
05-29-2009, 01:42 PM
I've only reported ONE of keg in kc's posts, not bad for four-yrs.:clap:
SR leaves the absolute best profile messages. He's such a gem.

Delano
05-29-2009, 01:43 PM
I've only reported ONE of keg in kc's posts, not bad for four-yrs.:clap:

Simply Red is a phenom with all things women, music, fashion, food, etc...
Posted via Mobile Device

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:44 PM
SR leaves the absolute best profile messages. He's such a gem.

Reaper is accepting and automatically becomes your friend, so long as you've won a playoff game inside of 30-yrs, and your ass doesn't look big in your pants.

Delano
05-29-2009, 01:46 PM
SR leaves the absolute best profile messages. He's such a gem.

Reaper16's taste in beer, music, and literature are unmatched on this message board.
Posted via Mobile Device

Donger
05-29-2009, 01:46 PM
Now that I've thought about it, this thread is crap. A poster with true cyber balls would have made the title: "Please compliment the poster below you" and then handed out a prize if the guess turns out to be correct.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:46 PM
Simply Red is a phenom with all things women, music, fashion, food, etc...
Posted via Mobile Device

Delano is one of my best friends on CP. I'd pop a kid out for him.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:47 PM
Now that I've thought about it, this thread is crap. A poster with true cyber balls would have made the title: "Please compliment the poster below you" and then handed out a prize if the guess turns out to be correct.

Donger's attitude is USUALLY positive.

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 01:48 PM
Donger's attitude is USUALLY positive.

If it wasn't for SR.....I woudn't know who Simply Red is.

DaKCMan AP
05-29-2009, 01:57 PM
Cap'n crunch berries are Awesome.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 01:58 PM
Cap'n crunch berries are Awesome.

pretty sure DaKCManAP isn't ugly. Don't believe me? P-M him!

Reaper16
05-29-2009, 02:00 PM
Cap'n crunch berries are Awesome.
DaKCMan knows that his confidence and proclivity to talk about Florida teams that no one else cares about pisses people off... but he continues to be himself anyway. I think its admirable. That sounds sarcastic but it isn't.

MIAdragon
05-29-2009, 02:01 PM
DaKCManAP isn’t that bad, for a Rays fan.

"Bob" Dobbs
05-29-2009, 02:11 PM
MIAdragon's av makes me shiver in a good way.

Gonzo
05-29-2009, 02:14 PM
MIAdragon's av makes me shiver in a good way.

SEK is a decent guy, for a Kansan.... ;)

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 02:18 PM
SEK is a decent guy, for a Kansan.... ;)

Gonzo's secretly ghey. again, NTTAWWT

Buzz
05-29-2009, 02:23 PM
Gonzo's secretly ghey. again, NTTAWWT
(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=12104)

eugine123 can read your post's.

crazycoffey
05-29-2009, 02:24 PM
Gonzo's secretly ghey. again, NTTAWWT


SR has pretty red hair....

burt
05-29-2009, 02:27 PM
SR has pretty red hair....

crazy Coffee ALMOST has control of his lazy eye!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-29-2009, 02:31 PM
crazy Coffee ALMOST has control of his lazy eye!

Burt isn't as fat as he used to be.

MIAdragon
05-29-2009, 02:34 PM
Burt isn't as fat as he used to be.

And has refrained from his epileptic posting sprees of yesteryear

Katipan
05-29-2009, 02:34 PM
His nuts aren't big but they're floppy!

Buzz
05-29-2009, 02:36 PM
And has refrained from his epileptic posting sprees of yesteryear

MIAdragon's face turns heads... and stomachs too.

Buzz
05-29-2009, 02:39 PM
His nuts aren't big but they're floppy!


of all the people I've met, your certainly one of them.

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 02:46 PM
of all the people I've met, your certainly one of them.You're the kind of buzz that doesn't result in vomiting later in the night.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 02:47 PM
of all the people I've met, your certainly one of them.

I don't really know who Buzz is, but thats okay, there is some sort of plaid nonsense in his background,

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 02:48 PM
You're the kind of buzz that doesn't result in vomiting later in the night.

Amazingly, keg in kc can still pull off a 'keg-stand.'

Buzz
05-29-2009, 02:50 PM
I don't really know who Buzz is, but thats okay, there is some sort of plaid nonsense in his background,

SR dresses well for someone who's color-blind

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 02:52 PM
SR dresses well for someone who's color-blind

Buzz is an Icon in under 500 posts.

Demonpenz
05-29-2009, 02:53 PM
I will say this about buzz, i was having sex yesterday and I thought about buzz so i wouldn't cum so dang fast, but it backfired (as did I) worst 2 minutes of my life and now i missed my period

Buzz
05-29-2009, 02:53 PM
Buzz is an Icon in under 500 posts.

and your almost as cool as Mecca

Buzz
05-29-2009, 02:58 PM
I will say this about buzz, i was having sex yesterday and I thought about buzz so i wouldn't cum so dang fast, but it backfired (as did I) worst 2 minutes of my life and now i missed my period


Wit and charm has been in Demonpenz family longer than syphilis.

Buck
05-29-2009, 02:59 PM
Those who work in the printing industry rock!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-29-2009, 03:00 PM
Those who work in the printing industry rock!

You're ok. For a Chargers fan. Definitely the better of the two of you.

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 03:01 PM
You're not the biggest retard in the last 10 posts, only one of the biggest retards in the last 10 posts.

burt
05-29-2009, 03:01 PM
Buzz' pants do not make his ass look big......yet.

burt
05-29-2009, 03:01 PM
You're not the biggest retard in the last 10 posts, only one of the biggest retards in the last 10 posts.

Today, keg remembers how to spell retard!

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 03:01 PM
I always expect random comments from you and you never disappoint.

big nasty kcnut
05-29-2009, 03:02 PM
Keg is cool.
Posted via Mobile Device

burt
05-29-2009, 03:03 PM
Kc nut knows how th kcn-edit!

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 03:04 PM
Keg is cool.
Posted via Mobile DeviceI would never argue with such an articulate and intelligent gentleman.

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 03:04 PM
Kc nut knows how th kcn-edit!You're not articulate, intelligent or a gentleman, but I won't argue with you, either.

burt
05-29-2009, 03:05 PM
Keg knows a talented individual, when he sees one!

Lumpy
05-29-2009, 03:05 PM
Those who work in the printing industry rock!

Yes... we most certainly do! :D

Demonpenz
05-29-2009, 03:06 PM
kcnut is muy beuano!

Jilly
05-29-2009, 03:06 PM
You're not articulate, intelligent or a gentleman, but I won't argue with you, either.

Well, you're just delghtfully honest and it's nice you refuse to wear spiderman under roos

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 03:06 PM
You're the best poster with the handle 'jilly' on the planet.

burt
05-29-2009, 03:07 PM
kcnut is muy beuano!

Demonpenz can spell 1 out of 2 spanish words!

Demonpenz
05-29-2009, 03:08 PM
Demonpenz can spell 1 out of 2 spanish words!

gracies amigo

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 03:08 PM
You remind me of my weird uncle ted.

Buzz
05-29-2009, 03:10 PM
Yes... we most certainly do! :D


;)

AustinChief
05-29-2009, 03:11 PM
You remind me of my weird uncle ted.

Has the best first name evah!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-29-2009, 03:15 PM
Has the best first name evah!

Provided us all a refuge to release our pent up, anger over Chiefs suckage since 2000!

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 03:15 PM
Has the best first name evah!Your first name is every bit as awesome as mine.Provided us all a refuge to release our pent up, anger over Chiefs suckage since 2000!Your first name, while not as awesome as his, is still pretty okay.

burt
05-29-2009, 03:15 PM
AustinChief Never bullies me!

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 03:15 PM
You're the best poster named 'burt' on the planet.

burt
05-29-2009, 03:19 PM
You're the best poster named 'burt' on the planet.

If you were a gay teen, I would vote for you for Prom Queen!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-29-2009, 03:19 PM
You're the best poster named 'burt' on the planet.

No one better represents oxymoron than you.

Jilly
05-29-2009, 03:19 PM
Provided us all a refuge to release our pent up, anger over Chiefs suckage since 2000!

Username makes me chuckle as floppy nuts are funny and sexy at the same time!

raybec 4
05-29-2009, 03:23 PM
Username makes me chuckle as floppy nuts are funny and sexy at the same time!

Jilly claims to have an amazing chest (pics required for verification purposes)

DeezNutz
05-29-2009, 03:26 PM
Jilly claims to have an amazing chest (pics required for verification purposes)

Might as well start using this as your caption under your username.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 03:26 PM
raybec is a relatively new poster w/ an old-CP-soul.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 03:27 PM
Might as well start using this as your caption under your username.

you know who the best evah iz?

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 03:27 PM
DeezNutz!!

DeezNutz
05-29-2009, 03:29 PM
DeezNutz!!

SR: drilling 9ers since '90.

(and photographing 7's)

Jilly
05-29-2009, 03:33 PM
Jilly claims to have an amazing chest (pics required for verification purposes)

Raybec likes proof before assuming things which means he's factual and honest

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 03:54 PM
Raybec likes proof before assuming things which means he's factual and honest

Jilly is still really nice, but she DID lose her burst once I found out who her husband was.

burt
05-29-2009, 04:10 PM
Simply Red....he's an above average poster, not just a color!

Hammock Parties
05-29-2009, 04:11 PM
Burt's far out, man.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 04:14 PM
Simply Red....he's an above average poster, not just a color!

burt knows more about the draft than: Mecca, Dane, OTWP, and 'Hamas' combined.

of course, that ain't sayin' much.:evil::)

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 04:15 PM
Burt's far out, man.

Claythan is now a hot stud about to spew out some man sauce in 13.6 seconds from penetration...

Katipan
05-29-2009, 04:16 PM
raybec is a relatively new poster w/ an old-CP-soul.

heheheh I like that.

Not raybec. Can't stand his feet.

burt
05-29-2009, 04:16 PM
Burt's far out, man.

Clathan's B.O. has almost totally cleared up now that he is thinner!

burt
05-29-2009, 04:17 PM
heheheh I like that.

Not raybec. Can't stand his feet.

Katipan has a soft, inviting........llama.

RJ
05-29-2009, 04:17 PM
Claythan is now a hot stud about to spew out some man sauce in 13.6 seconds from penetration...



SR has an awesome collection of White Castle recipes.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 04:19 PM
SR has an awesome collection of White Castle recipes.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 04:20 PM
SR has an awesome collection of White Castle recipes.

RJ is legitimately a carring poster, he cares almost as much as i do. Plus, you tell him a barley/apricot preserve joke and he actually get's it.

Hammock Parties
05-29-2009, 04:21 PM
RJ is legitimately a carring poster, he cares almost as much as i do. Plus, you tell him a barley/apricot preserve joke and he actually get's it.

Ryan you can do 1,000 now.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 04:21 PM
heheheh I like that.

Not raybec. Can't stand his feet.

Katipan,

is into baldness and 'MAN'dals,


...and I'm fine w/ that.

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 04:25 PM
Simply Red. Sometimes makes sense despite himself.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 04:29 PM
Simply Red. Sometimes makes sense despite himself.

keg in kc has been a CP member since February 2001, but I would've sworn he'd been a member since August 2000.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 04:33 PM
Has the best first name evah!

AustinChief is so cool, all he does is lift his pointer at certain members to have Morphius ban them.

Katipan
05-29-2009, 04:41 PM
Katipan has a soft, inviting........llama.

Burt can't tell the difference between an alpaca and a llama because obviously he ****s goats.

Good looking goats.

Simply Red
05-29-2009, 04:58 PM
Burt can't tell the difference between an alpaca and a llama because obviously he ****s goats.

Good looking goats.


Katipan/Mer is so fucking cool her mama immediately named her twice.

Skip Towne
05-29-2009, 05:00 PM
This thread sucks and has for quite a while.

keg in kc
05-29-2009, 05:02 PM
Skip often speaks with the voice of experience.

KcFanInGA
05-29-2009, 05:03 PM
Skip is refreshingly honest.

KcFanInGA
05-29-2009, 05:03 PM
Ok, Keg in Kc has great timing :)

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 05:04 PM
This thread sucks and has for quite a while.

MOW MY LAWN OR GTFO!!!!!!!

Skip Towne
05-29-2009, 05:06 PM
MOW MY LAWN OR GTFO!!!!!!!

And you're most of the reason.

The Franchise
05-29-2009, 05:08 PM
And you're most of the reason.

Why thank you Abe Lincoln.

kysirsoze
05-29-2009, 05:14 PM
And you're most of the reason.

What threads DO you like?

MoreLemonPledge
05-29-2009, 05:16 PM
What threads DO you like?

kysirsoze is one of the few that's on late and posting when I'm on. If it weren't for him, I'd be talking to myself.

I think that's a compliment.

Skip Towne
05-29-2009, 05:18 PM
What threads DO you like?

I'll have to get back to you.

kysirsoze
05-29-2009, 05:20 PM
kysirsoze is one of the few that's on late and posting when I'm on. If it weren't for him, I'd be talking to myself.

I think that's a compliment.

Likewise.:thumb:

Buehler445
05-29-2009, 05:22 PM
I'll have to get back to you.

Skip has fought off Father Time for decades now.

Hammock Parties
05-29-2009, 05:23 PM
Skip Towne is our cranky old man.

Skip Towne
05-29-2009, 05:26 PM
Skip has fought off Father Time for decades now.

Every morning when I wake up, I am surprised.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-29-2009, 05:30 PM
kysirsoze is one of the few that's on late and posting when I'm on. If it weren't for him, I'd be talking to myself.

I think that's a compliment.

Likewise.:thumb:

These guys are readily employable.

kysirsoze
05-29-2009, 05:37 PM
These guys are readily employable.

Whatcha got?

rad
05-29-2009, 08:04 PM
kysirsoze does NOT look fat in those pants.

Redrum_69
05-29-2009, 08:06 PM
Skip is refreshingly honest.


your mom was especially tight this morning

"Bob" Dobbs
05-29-2009, 09:00 PM
My mom speaks highly of him.

burt
05-30-2009, 08:52 AM
SEKChiefsFan seems to brush his teeth almost every day.

Bugeater
05-30-2009, 08:58 AM
burt appears to have showered sometime this decade.

Mr. Krab
05-30-2009, 08:59 AM
He is a really good eater of bugs.

Pablo
05-30-2009, 09:00 AM
He is a really good eater of bugs.Mr. Krab's isn't Marlboro Chief.

burt
05-30-2009, 09:11 AM
PostRockPablo helps keep the average income level down in St. Jo down, enabling them to receive Government funding.

Sure-Oz
05-30-2009, 09:44 AM
PostRockPablo helps keep the average income level down in St. Jo down, enabling them to receive Government funding.

He's unbanned!! yes!

MOhillbilly
05-30-2009, 10:09 AM
MAkes jimmy dean proud.

burt
05-30-2009, 10:11 AM
MOhillbilly has satisfied many Irishmen lately......

RNR
05-30-2009, 10:12 AM
MAkes jimmy dean proud.

Damn he is a Chiefs fan, he hates the Irish..........this is tough..........uh he has a solid post count

burt
05-30-2009, 11:10 AM
RNR, the coolest Raiders fan......EVER!

Mr. Kotter
05-30-2009, 11:51 AM
RNR, the coolest Raiders fan......EVER!

burt doesn't seem gay.

Buehler445
05-30-2009, 11:54 AM
RNR, the coolest Raiders fan......EVER!

I'd say something nice, but he complimented a Raiders fan.








Just kiddin RNR
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burt
05-30-2009, 12:02 PM
Beuhler ALWAYS comes when a woman sez...."Buehler.........Buehler...........Buehler.....?"

Mr. Kotter
05-30-2009, 12:04 PM
Beuhler ALWAYS comes when a woman sez...."Buehler.........Buehler...........Buehler.....?"

burt has the Dude in his avvy. Cool.

burt
05-30-2009, 12:04 PM
burt doesn't seem gay.

Mr. Kotter DOES seem gay........but we like happy people!

Mr. Kotter
05-30-2009, 12:06 PM
Mr. Kotter DOES seem gay........but we like happy people!

bein' a tranny may seem like a lame reason to not be considered gay...but it works in your case, ASICS.

:p

NTTAWWT, of course.

burt
05-30-2009, 12:15 PM
Kotter is a true Chiefs Planet icon, but please be careful if you kneel to kiss his anything!!!

blaise
05-30-2009, 01:04 PM
burt helps Ernie get his jammies on.

burt
05-30-2009, 01:58 PM
I am not sure who blaise is.....but I am sure he smells better than Claythan!!!

rad
05-30-2009, 03:41 PM
burt took my sister on a date, and totally respected her.

Redrum_69
05-30-2009, 04:15 PM
burt took my sister on a date, and totally respected her.

rad to chiefsplanet is what claythan is to vaginas

Skip Towne
05-30-2009, 04:17 PM
burt took my sister on a date, and totally respected her.

Sounds like your dick he was after

Gonzo
05-30-2009, 04:39 PM
Sounds like your dick he was after

Orally pleases chimpanzees regularly, and does it well.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-31-2009, 12:46 PM
Orally pleases chimpanzees regularly, and does it well.

If this guy's cock is shaped like his nose, he gets all the compliments he needs.

StcChief
05-31-2009, 01:11 PM
If this guy's cock is shaped like his nose, he gets all the compliments he needs.well those Flopnuts may get you in trouble...low danglers tend to get caught on something.

burt
05-31-2009, 02:14 PM
well those Flopnuts may get you in trouble...low danglers tend to get caught on something.

StcChief has a great avitar.....if you like refferee's!

Hog's Gone Fishin
05-31-2009, 02:22 PM
I think burt is just butt, misspelled

J Diddy
05-31-2009, 02:56 PM
I think burt is just butt, misspelled

i think hog farmer is the best in the world at getting a hog to squeeze one off

StcChief
05-31-2009, 02:59 PM
StcChief has a great avitar.....if you like referee's!fyp. Avi is the one and only zebra girl.....it's the offseason. carry on

burt
05-31-2009, 03:01 PM
fyp. Avi is the one and only zebra girl.....it's the offseason. carry on

StcChief is an incredible spelling Nazi! Bue he doesn't follow thread rules.

Iowanian
05-31-2009, 05:00 PM
Burt has a youthful hairline.

burt
05-31-2009, 05:04 PM
I got nothin' funny here, Iowanian is my hero......my Xerxes, if you will.........

Gonzo
05-31-2009, 05:24 PM
I got nothin' funny here, Iowanian is my hero......my Xerxes, if you will.........
Burt is creative... (in a "smartest kid with down syndrome" kinda way).
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Gonzo
06-02-2009, 08:34 AM
Burt has a youthful hairline.

Iowanian will deny it but I'm pretty sure he's from Council Bluffs.

It's amazing how literate he is...

Jilly
06-02-2009, 08:47 AM
Iowanian will deny it but I'm pretty sure he's from Council Bluffs.

It's amazing how literate he is...


Gonzo produces cute children.

Mr_Tomahawk
06-02-2009, 08:50 AM
Gonzo produces cute children.

Jesus FTW!

Gonzo
06-02-2009, 01:23 PM
Gonzo produces cute children.

That probably has more to do with the wife than me I'm sure...

He did get my eyes though.

Jilly
06-02-2009, 01:26 PM
That probably has more to do with the wife than me I'm sure...

He did get my eyes though.

did he ever get to crawling?!

Iowanian
06-02-2009, 01:33 PM
Jilly makes the best shadow puppets a neighbor could ask for.

Gonzo
06-02-2009, 02:14 PM
did he ever get to crawling?!

Yeah, he does the Army Sniper crawl. But he's sitting up now.

loochy
06-02-2009, 03:38 PM
Yeah, he does the Army Sniper crawl. But he's sitting up now.

Infants with guns are always a good idea! :LOL:

Simply Red
06-02-2009, 04:18 PM
Infants with guns are always a good idea! :LOL:

loochy is really 'lil jacob'. o:-) ... or, something.

burt
06-02-2009, 06:01 PM
I think burt is just butt, misspelled

actually, it's supposed to be "Butt hurt" but that was too many letters, so I abbreviated it to "burt"

Simply Red
07-09-2009, 01:44 PM
actually, it's supposed to be "Butt hurt" but that was too many letters, so I abbreviated it to "burt"

burt's about two mos away from sexual freedom, he's gonna score!