The Claythan spank bank vault

[LaChapelle]

Enter thread at own risk.











D Bowe was on the Petro show today. Usual stuff. He did say that LJ reported to voluntary mini camps under weight. Lean, mean, running machine.

[jAZ]

He should never be guaraneteed anything. He's only motivated when his next paycheck is on the line like it is now.

[Bowser]

Bowe put up some very solid numbers his first two years, but just imagine what he could have done if he hadn't dropped 30 or so balls his first two years. He may has been pro bowl worthy. Let's hope he has fixed that issue.

[Consistent1]

LJ may be pushin weight....dunno all bout tht underwright crap...This also is a great thread to repost my LJ rap for the year that got buried in my other thread. Get fired up....

LJ’s Message for Da 09

Oh yeah, it’s 2009 bitches….
Ya know I’m back to playin nice.
Remember 17 large,
Fools, it happened twice.
Best runner in the NFL,
AP and all dem ain’t this swell.

Ain’t no more Peterson,
14 losses is on him, Herm and Gun
Now da crazy white boy Haley,
Fools even go to hearings thinkin’ not to pay me.
All I get is what I deserve,
Find another brother with this swerve.

Judge try to tell me I can’t be seein the P n’ L,
Head down to Miami Beach,
That fool can go to hell.

Leadin’ the league in rushin,
Then all the hoes be gushin.
Ya know what I mean playa,
Wet between the legs,
Even roll up yards behind these dregs.

Fans say I don’t like to block,
Fools just suck dis cock.
People say I’m lazy,
Kill that noise ****a,
Or I’ll just go hang with Jay-Z.

Don’t mean to brag,
But 1500 gonna be in the bag.
Even go off and catch the passes,
Knockin’ DB’s on they asses.

Let me address the bitches,
Slap the little hoes and they turn into snitches.
Try to drag me through the mud,
Attempt to juice me gonna be straight dud.

Writers wanna talk about Cassel,
Just give the rock bro, and don’t be a hassle.
He be aight,
But under 5 yards per and,
We gonna fight.

If I get my yards,
we got no probs.
Cause half of da recievers just lucky to have jobs.

[LaChapelle]

If only life had an ignore button for rap live. ROFL

[leviw]

LJ may be pushin weight....dunno all bout tht underwright crap...This also is a great thread to repost my LJ rap for the year that got buried in my other thread. Get fired up....

LJ’s Message for Da 09

Oh yeah, it’s 2009 bitches….
Ya know I’m back to playin nice.
Remember 17 large,
Fools, it happened twice.
Best runner in the NFL,
AP and all dem ain’t this swell.
.

Cool. But it's AD, not AP.

[Mr. Krab]

Bowe put up some very solid numbers his first two years, but just imagine what he could have done if he hadn't dropped 30 or so balls his first two years. He may has been pro bowl worthy. Let's hope he has fixed that issue.
I think Cassel will do a better job of getting Bowe the ball in stride. We could see a big increase in Bowe's RAC yards this year.

[Hammock Parties]

Gretz had this to say:

THE REHABILITATION OF LARRY JOHNSON

Just consider where the situation was with L.J. at the start of the year. He wanted out of town. He was facing a pair of assault charges. The NFL Players Association had a grievance filed against the Chiefs over guaranteed payouts from Johnson’s contract.

With Carl Peterson gone, Johnson did not have a friend in the organization. He’d even turned off the GM by the end of last season with his behavior. There was a new sheriff in town, and everyone, and I mean everyone figured L.J. was as good as gone.

But as the Chiefs headed off to vacation, Johnson is still part of the Chiefs. In fact, he’s likely going to be a very big part of the team’s offense in the coming season. I say likely because with L.J. things can never be said and then written into concrete. His history means anything is possible.

But it didn’t take Haley and his staff long to realize what they had when they saw a motivated and in shape Johnson run the ball during practices. Now, whether L.J. is ready to be a complete back (catching the ball and blocking as well) remains to be seen. During the OTAs, he ran some nice pass routes, getting away from coverage with his moves rather than his power.

We’ve talked about this before: Johnson knows the only place he’s going to make big money in the NFL is right here with the Chiefs. The team’s salary cap situation is such that they do not need to try and bring down his cap number this season.

L.J. is motivated, in shape and the next six weeks are critical. If he stays out of trouble, continues working to maintain his conditioning and gets through to the start of the regular season without injury, he’s headed for a big year.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers!

[Hammock Parties]

If I get my yards,
we got no probs.
Cause half of da recievers just lucky to have jobs.

ROFL

REPREZENT!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers!

ROFL

TO DA' SHIP!

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL

TO DA' SHIP!

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[EyePod]

He should never be guaraneteed anything. He's only motivated when his next paycheck is on the line like it is now.

Any time he does anything wrong you guys go nuts. When he does anything correctly (like he has been recently now for a while), you only make excuses for it.

[Time's Yours]

This also is a great thread to repost my LJ rap

No. It's not. And no thread ever will be.

[Consistent1]

No. It's not. And no thread ever will be.

Thanks for clarifying that buddy.

[Hammock Parties]

BTW, another thread about me!

[Consistent1]

Any time he does anything wrong you guys go nuts. When he does anything correctly (like he has been recently now for a while), you only make excuses for it.

I can understand what you're saying, but he didn't have many options other than just show up, work and keep his mouth shut. That is just the truth. Hopefully he does well when it's all said and done.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

BTW, another thread about me!

Here's some piss in your Snapple:

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/Screenshot_1.png

[Hammock Parties]

The LJ rap, now immortalized in my new sig.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I love it! It will draw MUCH ire, and isn't that what it's really all about?

[Mr. Plow]

He should never be guaraneteed anything. He's only motivated when his next paycheck is on the line like it is now.

Yup.

[Mr. Krab]

BTW, another thread about me!and that is what really matters.

All is right in the world now.

[Skip Towne]

BTW, another thread about me!

Yawn

[Hammock Parties]

Yawn

Jealous?

[Bowser]

Jealous?

Only if it gets to 100.

[Consistent1]

Only if it gets to 100.

25% done.

[LaChapelle]

.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

.

That's some fine Ho-age.

[Skip Towne]

Jealous?

Not at all. You are just an incredibly dull person.

[Hammock Parties]

Not at all. You are just an incredibly dull person.

Not around HERE!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Not around HERE!

Compared to Douche Clowne, you're 10 slabs of ribs, a beer truck full of micro-brew, and Jessica Alba for dessert.

[Redrum_69]

wait, i thought this thread would show pics of Claythans hot sister....

[BWillie]

LJ may be pushin weight....dunno all bout tht underwright crap...This also is a great thread to repost my LJ rap for the year that got buried in my other thread. Get fired up....

LJ’s Message for Da 09

Oh yeah, it’s 2009 bitches….
Ya know I’m back to playin nice.
Remember 17 large,
Fools, it happened twice.
Best runner in the NFL,
AP and all dem ain’t this swell.

Ain’t no more Peterson,
14 losses is on him, Herm and Gun
Now da crazy white boy Haley,
Fools even go to hearings thinkin’ not to pay me.
All I get is what I deserve,
Find another brother with this swerve.

Judge try to tell me I can’t be seein the P n’ L,
Head down to Miami Beach,
That fool can go to hell.

Leadin’ the league in rushin,
Then all the hoes be gushin.
Ya know what I mean playa,
Wet between the legs,
Even roll up yards behind these dregs.

Fans say I don’t like to block,
Fools just suck dis cock.
People say I’m lazy,
Kill that noise ****a,
Or I’ll just go hang with Jay-Z.

Don’t mean to brag,
But 1500 gonna be in the bag.
Even go off and catch the passes,
Knockin’ DB’s on they asses.

Let me address the bitches,
Slap the little hoes and they turn into snitches.
Try to drag me through the mud,
Attempt to juice me gonna be straight dud.

Writers wanna talk about Cassel,
Just give the rock bro, and don’t be a hassle.
He be aight,
But under 5 yards per and,
We gonna fight.

If I get my yards,
we got no probs.
Cause half of da recievers just lucky to have jobs.


What is this about? He didn't actually say this did he

[Consistent1]

What is this about? He didn't actually say this did he

If he truly came out and said all that he would probably be sweating out signing a deal for vet minimum somewhere after camp. Just some fun. I didn't really spend much time on the thing, should rewrite the deal and make it even more "tight". Claythan's sig is pretty funny though! Ha.

[Consistent1]

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[LaChapelle]

Geraldo Rivera will open the vault on the 1 year anniversary of this thread
stay tuned

[honeydanny84]

Geraldo Rivera will open the vault on the 1 year anniversary of this thread
stay tuned

really??:eek: