Holly Starr

[Stewie]

She's purty.

This morning Steven St. John said she really knows how to grow melons. I agree. They are the bestest.

[Jilly]

we saw her at a t bones game and it made me angry for some reason..... I think I was actually jealous, which is strange

[Fish]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U7EoAeL2p6A/SL7XiC3r7GI/AAAAAAAAAFs/fht6rpKTbYE/s400/DSC02677.JPG

[gblowfish]

Daddy Likey.

[Hammock Parties]

That's WPI's Holly Starr.

[Saccopoo]

Eh...I don't see anything special.

[Stewie]

Eh...I don't see anything special.

You need to see her somewhere other than a 2D pic. You'd really appreciate her beauty.

[Micjones]

She's sexy...Pretty? I don't see it.
Meredith Hoenes for my money!

[Donger]

That's WPI's Holly Starr.

So you are saying she's a whore, too?

[Pitt Gorilla]

I have no idea who that is. Is she a celebrity?

[Stewie]

She's sexy...Pretty? I don't see it.
Meredith Hoenes for my money!

Oh yeah, Meredith is hot, too. I put them on the same level. Holly just seems more fun. When 810 had a Hardee's burger eating challenge, Soren asked her if she was turned off by guys who would enter the contest. Her words? "Heck no! I want to compete!"... That's my kind of girl.

[Stewie]

I have no idea who that is. Is she a celebrity?

She's all over KC radio and TV. She's just your average little hottie.

[sedated]

38 the spot host. model. was in a local low budget horror flick a few years back. 31 years old. rumored to have dated (pogo-sticked) tyler thigpen.

she was in a charity "date" auction December of last year. I found out too late though, I'd have taken out a loan just for the chance to say hi.

[Consistent1]

Pretty nice overall. Nice balance of being thin and still curvy. I have no idea who she either.

[Fish]

She has a porn star name. So... you know... she has that to fall back on......

[Stewie]

She has a porn star name. So... you know... she has that to fall back on......

If she'd only fall back on me. Ya know, one in a billion chance, but there's still a chance, right?

[Saccopoo]

You need to see her somewhere other than a 2D pic. You'd really appreciate her beauty.

I'm sure. A lot of people are like that - that they transcend the visual via photographs. And it does sounds like her personality carries her a bit as well. It's just that the pictures of her aren't showing me anything other than a girl-next-door type of girl. Cute, but not beautiful. At least in the classic sense. She'd be hot as a waitress, my kid's teacher, or a girl that works out in your gym twice a week. Something like that I guess.

Maybe it's just that her hair is just like my ex-wife's, and I don't really like my ex-wife.

[AustinChief]

...

[Stewie]

...

Holy crap. I just shed a tear.

[DeezNutz]

Holy crap. I just shed a tear.

Is that what we're calling it now?

[DeezNutz]

LMAO at people saying she's not pretty.

Classic intraweb comments.

[angelo]

She's sexy...Pretty? I don't see it.
Meredith Hoenes for my money!

I will second, third and fourth that.

Ang

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm sure. A lot of people are like that - that they transcend the visual via photographs. And it does sounds like her personality carries her a bit as well. It's just that the pictures of her aren't showing me anything other than a girl-next-door type of girl. Cute, but not beautiful. At least in the classic sense. She'd be hot as a waitress, my kid's teacher, or a girl that works out in your gym twice a week. Something like that I guess.

Maybe it's just that her hair is just like my ex-wife's, and I don't really like my ex-wife.

I'd give her a 6.5

And this from her website (because I had absolutely no idea who she is/was):

While in college, Holly was encouraged by her local talent agency to pursue her career further and signed with an agency in Hollywood. There, she worked as an actress and model and was even offered a recurring role in a soap opera.

I call utter Bullshit. No undiscovered actor or actress (and I mean NO ONE) turns down a chance to be on a Soap Opera, especially given the fact that she already lived in Hollywood.

Bullshit. Complete and utter Bullshit.

However, L.A.’s wild and reckless lifestyle did not appeal to the Midwestern, small town girl and Holly came home to Kansas City where she graduated with honors from Park University.

Ha! More likely, she moved out here, found out that there were 50,000 women within an 8 square block radius that were more driven, more talented and far more attractive, so she high-tailed it back home to the safety of KC.

I hate disingenuous nonsense like that of her bio.

It reeks of amateurism.

[Buck]

In New York shes like a 6, but in Scranton shes a 7.

[Stewie]

I'd give her a 6.5

And this from her website (because I had absolutely no idea who she is/was):

While in college, Holly was encouraged by her local talent agency to pursue her career further and signed with an agency in Hollywood. There, she worked as an actress and model and was even offered a recurring role in a soap opera.

I call utter Bullshit. No undiscovered actor or actress (and I mean NO ONE) turns down a chance to be on a Soap Opera, especially given the fact that she already lived in Hollywood.

Bullshit. Complete and utter Bullshit.

However, L.A.’s wild and reckless lifestyle did not appeal to the Midwestern, small town girl and Holly came home to Kansas City where she graduated with honors from Park University.

Ha! More likely, she moved out here, found out that there were 50,000 women within an 8 square block radius that were more driven, more talented and far more attractive, so she high-tailed it back home to the safety of KC.

I hate disingenuous nonsense like that in her bio. It reeks of amateurism.

I've always wondered. Do you know David Householter?

[DaneMcCloud]

I've always wondered. Do you know David Householder?

Who?

Not trying to be rude or flip, I just don't know of that person.

[Stewie]

Who?

Not trying to be rude or flip, I just don't know of that person.

He produced Anchorman and other Will Ferrell films.

[Stewie]

I mis-typed Householter. We were high school friends, now he's a big shot in Hollywood. He started as a PA in the '80s and is now calling the shots.

[Mojo Jojo]

She is just another Melana Scantlin. Except Melana actually had a TV show and a national commercial. Both are good looking for KC...moved to LA and got lost in the crowd. At least Holly moved back to the pretty girl at home.

[DaneMcCloud]

I mis-typed Householter. We were high school friends, now he's a big shot in Hollywood. He started as a PA in the '80s and is now calling the shots.

No, I've never met him. That's awesome for him! I'm sure it was a long road. From what I've heard (and I've known a few), being a PA is not fun at all.

Do you guys still keep in touch?

[Saccopoo]

He produced Anchorman and other Will Ferrell films.

If he did Land of the Lost, and I was him/Dane, I wouldn't admit it was me. And while we are on Ferrell vis-a-vis Miss Starr, is he now in the Mike Meyers/Eddie Murphy category in terms of his "acting ability" to hold down a leading role in a movie? And what is up with Seth Rogan? Seriously. I mean, he was tolerable in 40 Year Old Virgin, but why am I being forced to swallow the same lackadaisical, lovable loser, stoner schtick for every movie that has come out in the past year and a half? And what is with his bottom lip? Does he chew tobacco or something? And what is the deal with that fat kid whose had bit parts in all those crappy Rogan films now getting mainstream stuff like that Museum movie? You know, that painful to look at kid with the horrible hair in Superbad, 40 YOV, Leaving Sarah Marshall, Knocked Up, et al. I mean, seriously...why? He's not funny. Horrible to look at. Can't act. What gives? And what is with this crappy "Let's make it look all indie film" Kevin Smith (whose blown dog ass ever since Clerks anyway), Judge Apatow stuff all the rage? Stop filming with grandpa's Super 8, buy a decent camera, get decent actors and make a fucking decent film for god's sake!

Now back to your regularly scheduled viewing of the Planet's newest girl-next-door hot, Miss Holly Starr:

http://kshb.img.origin.entriq.net/img/dp_thumbs/thumb_1239053864565_0p43863469269126654.jpg

[Reaper16]

I'd give her a 6.5

And this from her website (because I had absolutely no idea who she is/was):

While in college, Holly was encouraged by her local talent agency to pursue her career further and signed with an agency in Hollywood. There, she worked as an actress and model and was even offered a recurring role in a soap opera.

I call utter Bullshit. No undiscovered actor or actress (and I mean NO ONE) turns down a chance to be on a Soap Opera, especially given the fact that she already lived in Hollywood.

Bullshit. Complete and utter Bullshit.

However, L.A.’s wild and reckless lifestyle did not appeal to the Midwestern, small town girl and Holly came home to Kansas City where she graduated with honors from Park University.

Ha! More likely, she moved out here, found out that there were 50,000 women within an 8 square block radius that were more driven, more talented and far more attractive, so she high-tailed it back home to the safety of KC.

I hate disingenuous nonsense like that of her bio.

It reeks of amateurism.
Yup. You're dead on, I'll bet. That bio is full of lipstick-on-a-pig b.s. She didn't have the dedication or the chops to make it, so she made up some phony lifestyle-clash story.

[Stewie]

No, I've never met him. That's awesome for him! I'm sure it was a long road. From what I've heard (and I've known a few), being a PA is not fun at all.

Do you guys still keep in touch?

We saw each other at the 10-year Shawnee Mission East (PV Kansas) reunion about 20 years ago. He hasn't been back since that I know of. He was a PA at that point but had great ideas. It has certainly paid off. It's funny but another friend made it big in that business... all from little Kansas.

[KCUnited]

ButterTissueMuscleSkin /Thigpen

[alanm]

She has a porn star name. So... you know... she has that to fall back on......For the win.:thumb:

[DaneMcCloud]

If he did Land of the Lost, and I was him/Dane

Dude, I am not a movie producer. I do play a role in movie production but I am not a movie producer.

And if I were this gentleman friend of Stewie's (which I am not), I certainly would not be embarrassed by one flop, especially given his track record.

[DaneMcCloud]

We saw each other at the 10-year Shawnee Mission East (PV Kansas) reunion about 20 years ago. He hasn't been back since that I know of. He was a PA at that point but had great ideas. It has certainly paid off. It's funny but another friend made it big in that business... all from little Kansas.

That's cool, Stewie!

Believe it or not, many successful people working in Hollywood weren't born or raised in SoCal. I wouldn't say it's a "majority" but in my experience, a large portion of people that I've known and met in every facet of film & television have been transplants.

[allbusiness]

My name is Matt Rivers and I used to be a talent scout for "Click" model and talent agency in LA. I was recently in Los Vegas on business. While there I turned on the tv in my hotel room. Pleasantly surprised, I saw a familiar face and former talent, Miss Holly Starr. Not surprising, she was even more beautiful than I remembered her 10 years ago. As any male would, I googled Miss Starr to catch up on her. After pages of info, I stumbled onto this site. With that said, I wish to set the record straight and correct DANE MCCLOUD . First, may I say that I found it ironic that HE is originally from Kansas and now claims to be " in the entertainment field in LA." I google him as well and literally found NOTHING> Anyway, alluding to the purpose of this reply, let the record show that I am not generally irascible but his ignorance and rancor set me off and I felt a muscle jump in my jaw. More importantly let the record also show that Miss Starr's BIO is 100 percent accurate and truthful. Although I do not remember everything, Holly came to LA with her agent from Kansas City. She had just declined the opportunity to model in Germany( I think it was Germany) and her local agency felt her talents were greater than what the midwest had to offer. They were correct. While with Click, Holly was very marketable with her commercial , girl next door look. She obtained work and did very well as I remember her being chosen out of hundreds as extras in several films and doing adds and commercials. Her stay in LA was short lived only as a result of her own choice. She had a signed a years contract but I remember a meeting we had in regard to her wanting to leave California . The reasons given were true. She was not comfortable with the lifestye there and for this reason, she was not driven enough to stay. I remember this because this was something very rare and unusual for those of us in the business. Her moral compass was more important. After she returned to her home the agency WAS contacted by a casting affiliate from SUNSET BEACH offering her a re-occuring role in their soap opera. It was not a huge role but could have led to something. Holly was back in college and I recall that her GPA was one of the reasons given to decline the offer despite our encourgement. She would have had to drop out resulting in the loss of her 4.0 or something. Bottom line is I steadfastly stand up for Miss Starr because seldom do you meet people who are not willing to sacrifice their beliefs for fame and fortune. I realize that there are always going to be people who get personal satisfaction by stiking out and making comments about innocent people who they know nothing about, but there are also people such as myself who will take the time to correct them. In a nutshell, Holly Starr was the real deal and from what I have been reading, she still is.

[Delano]

My name is Matt Rivers and I used to be a talent scout for "Click" model and talent agency in LA. I was recently in Los Vegas on business. While there I turned on the tv in my hotel room. Pleasantly surprised, I saw a familiar face and former talent, Miss Holly Starr. Not surprising, she was even more beautiful than I remembered her 10 years ago. As any male would, I googled Miss Starr to catch up on her. After pages of info, I stumbled onto this site. With that said, I wish to set the record straight and correct DANE MCCLOUD . First, may I say that I found it ironic that HE is originally from LA and now claims to be " in the entertainment field in Kansas City.." I google him as well and literally found NOTHING> Anyway, alluding to the purpose of this reply, let the record show that I am not generally irascible but his ignorance and rancor set me off and I felt a muscle jump in my jaw. More importantly let the record also show that Miss Starr's BIO is 100 percent accurate and truthful. Although I do not remember everything, Holly came to LA with her agent from Kansas City. She had just declined the opportunity to model in Germany( I think it was Germany) and her local agency felt her talents were greater than what the midwest had to offer. They were correct. While with Click, Holly was very marketable with her commercial , girl next door look. She obtained work and did very well as I remember her being chosen out of hundreds as extras in several films and doing adds and commercials. Her stay in LA was short lived only as a result of her own choice. She had a signed a years contract but I remember a meeting we had in regard to her wanting to leave California . The reasons given were true. She was not comfortable with the lifestye there and for this reason, she was not driven enough to stay. I remember this because this was something very rare and unusual for those of us in the business. Her moral compass was more important. After she returned to her home the agency WAS contacted by a casting affiliate from SUNSET BEACH offering her a re-occuring role in their soap opera. It was not a huge role but could have led to something. Holly was back in college and I recall that her GPA was one of the reasons given to decline the offer despite our encourgement. She would have had to drop out resulting in the loss of her 4.0 or something. Bottom line is I steadfastly stand up for Miss Starr because seldom do you meet people who are not willing to sacrifice their beliefs for fame and fortune. I realize that there are always going to be people who get personal satisfaction by stiking out and making comments about innocent people who they know nothing about, but there are also people such as myself who will take the time to correct them. In a nutshell, Holly Starr was the real deal and from what I have been reading, she still is.

If you are still in the talent scouting business, we've got a budding model right here at Chiefsplanet.com > http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=3815

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Do you work with plus size models? Perhaps I could point you to this thread.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=198776

[allbusiness]

I am no longer in the model/talent business but would still recommend Click agency in LA.

[Deberg_1990]

cant wait for Dane to respond...

[Skip Towne]

That's WPI's Holly Starr.

Here's Claythan pimping WPI over here again. That calls for more premium content. Fat Elvis, get on it.

[DaneMcCloud]

My name is Matt Rivers and I used to be a talent scout for "Click" model and talent agency in LA. I was recently in Los Vegas on business. While there I turned on the tv in my hotel room. Pleasantly surprised, I saw a familiar face and former talent, Miss Holly Starr.

First off, it's Las Vegas, genius. Secondly, why would you see Holly Starr in Vegas? Please, do tell.

Not surprising, she was even more beautiful than I remembered her 10 years ago. As any male would, I googled Miss Starr to catch up on her.

Yeah, right. She looks like a beat, average 30 year old. No wonder "Click" models operates in a tiny little office and has no real models to speak of. Wow.

After pages of info, I stumbled onto this site.

Sure. Pages, huh? I just did a Google search and it was on the first page. 6th link down after Facebook and two myspace pages, along with her official page.

It seems that the only people talking about her are Chiefsplanet and herself.

With that said, I wish to set the record straight and correct DANE MCCLOUD . First, may I say that I found it ironic that HE is originally from LA and now claims to be " in the entertainment field in Kansas City.."

Excuse me? Um, you're a member now, my info is in my Bio. I've lived in Los Angeles for nearly 17 years and worked at Universal & Paramount Studios. I'm currently working in the movie business in "Post-Production" (I'll let you figure that one out, genius).

FTR (and with all due respect to those living in KC), there IS no "Entertainment Business" in Kansas City.

Why the hell to do you think everyone that's anyone in this business lives or owns property in Los Angeles?

I google him as well and literally found NOTHING

Really? You couldn't find anything on the internet for Dane McCloud? I'm shocked.

LMAO

Anyway, alluding to the purpose of this reply, let the record show that I am not generally irascible but his ignorance and rancor set me off and I felt a muscle jump in my jaw.

ROFL

A bit touchy, are we? I assume that not only did you work in West Hollywood, you were a resident as well?

NTTATWWT.


More importantly let the record also show that Miss Starr's BIO is 100 percent accurate and truthful.

Sure it is. She's just too good for the entertainment business. And Click Models, whew! I'm sure she chose Click over Ford, It, Endeavor, CAA & William Morris, right?

Although I do not remember everything, Holly came to LA with her agent from Kansas City. She had just declined the opportunity to model in Germany( I think it was Germany) and her local agency felt her talents were greater than what the midwest had to offer. They were correct. While with Click, Holly was very marketable with her commercial , girl next door look. She obtained work and did very well as I remember her being chosen out of hundreds as extras in several films and doing adds and commercials.

What? First off, it's "Ads", not "Adds". Secondly, ANYONE can be an extra. There are signs on every street lamp, in every coffee shop, everywhere. It generally pays $75 a day. You don't need an agent to be an extra. As a matter of fact (for those who aren't aware), Extras aren't members of SAG. That's why they're paid so cheaply.

I'm not an expert on advertising (we have an expert on the 'Planet, if he so chooses to chime in) but if she was chosen for ad campaigns (especially National campaigns) she would have made some major dough. Major dough. I had a co-worker that did an IBM commercial and made $20k in a three day shoot. I seriously doubt she made that type of money or that she would just "walk away" from that income.

And to set the record "straight", Holly Starr appeared in exactly two films (both directed by the same man). What were those films, you ask?

"Prehistoric Bimbos in Armageddon City" and "Sorority Babes in the Dance-A-Thon of Death". I'm sure both on the level of Micheal Bay's new film.

LMAO

Her stay in LA was short lived only as a result of her own choice. She had a signed a years contract but I remember a meeting we had in regard to her wanting to leave California . The reasons given were true. She was not comfortable with the lifestye there and for this reason, she was not driven enough to stay. I remember this because this was something very rare and unusual for those of us in the business. Her moral compass was more important.

What's this "lifestyle" you speak of? Being poor? Not being able to afford to eat out or party? Living in a hell-hole? Riding public transportation? I've done all of those things (which has been well-documented). Or are you referring to something else? Please, let us know.

Moral compass. LMAO See the movie titles above as to why that's complete bullshit.

LMAO

After she returned to her home the agency WAS contacted by a casting affiliate from SUNSET BEACH offering her a re-occuring role in their soap opera. It was not a huge role but could have led to something.

Wait, just a second. Are you telling me that she was called, "out of the blue", to be cast on Sunset Beach? She didn't have to meet with the casting agent, read for the Producers, meet with peeps at Spelling or Paramount?

Excuse me? I'm sorry, I call complete and utter bullshit.


Holly was back in college and I recall that her GPA was one of the reasons given to decline the offer despite our encourgement. She would have had to drop out resulting in the loss of her 4.0 or something.

Good for her. It was clearly the best and obvious choice.

Bottom line is I steadfastly stand up for Miss Starr because seldom do you meet people who are not willing to sacrifice their beliefs for fame and fortune.

Are you telling us that first off, she would have had "fame and fortune" if she had stayed? Seriously? What do you do now in SF? Park cars?

Secondly, what "Belief"? Are you telling me that everyone who has any success in the Entertainment Business is twisted and evil? Immoral? WTF?

Again, please explain. If anything, you sound rather bitter yourself.

I realize that there are always going to be people who get personal satisfaction by stiking out and making comments about innocent people who they know nothing about, but there are also people such as myself who will take the time to correct them.

I take no personal satisfaction with calling it like I see it. I've been here for 17 years, Buddy and I've seen just about everything. Commenting on the Holly Starr bio is no different than questioning Herm Edwards on his ridiculous comments. This is an internet forum, Bucko and we're all entitled to our opinions.

In a nutshell, Holly Starr was the real deal and from what I have been reading, she still is.

If she's the "real deal", why isn't she in Los Angeles or New York? Why isn't she nationwide like Jillian Barberie (or whatever her name is this week)? Why isn't she on the Today Show or GMA?

Again, please explain.

Personally, I could care less about you or Holly Starr. I just don't like disingenuous bullshit from people that supposedly have a better "moral compass" than those of us who actually live and work in Hollywood.

[Reaper16]

"Prehistoric Bimbos in Armageddon City" and "Sorority Babes in the Dance-A-Thon of Death". I'm sure both on the level of Micheal Bay's new film.

LMAO

Those films are not on the same level as Transformer's 2. Those films are better than Tranformers 2.

[DaneMcCloud]

Those films are not on the same level as Transformer's 2. Those films are better than Tranformers 2.

I'd be willing to bet all of my casino cash that neither grossed $200 million in three days.

Or three million days.

[Reaper16]

I'd be willing to bet all of my casino cash that neither grossed $200 million in three days.

Or three million days.
Certainly not. But I'm not about to necessarily equate box office with quality.

[DaneMcCloud]

Certainly not. But I'm not about to necessarily equate box office with quality.

Come on, Dude.

I swear, Chiefsplanet is becoming more unbearable by the minute.

Did you understand the analogy or not?

[Stewie]

"Prehistoric Bimbos in Armageddon City" and "Sorority Babes in the Dance-A-Thon of Death".

Was she nekkid? It sounds like there was nekkidity in said movies.

[Delano]

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[Reaper16]

Come on, Dude.

I swear, Chiefsplanet is becoming more unbearable by the minute.

Did you understand the analogy or not?
Of course I did. It looked like you were trying to attack my post like it was something other than a simple joke, though.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

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LMAO ROFL

[DaneMcCloud]

Of course I did. It looked like you were trying to attack my post like it was something other than a simple joke, though.

No. My apologies.

I guess I was still in "attack" mode.

FTR, I really do not care about Miss Starr and think it's unfortunate that this "person" has chosen to attack me because personally, I think this makes her look worse.

[Reaper16]

No. My apologies.

I guess I was still in "attack" mode.

FTR, I really do not care about Miss Starr and think it's unfortunate that this "person" has chosen to attack me because personally, I think this makes her look worse.
I laughed out loud when that person said that you were working in Kansas City. I knew that your response to that person was going to be epic, and it was.

[petegz28]

I think this thread lacks way too many pics...

[DaneMcCloud]

I laughed out loud when that person said that you were working in Kansas City. I knew that your response to that person was going to be epic, and it was.

My apologies, again.

I hope that people see my response as directed towards that "person" and not Ms. Starr.

Again, I have no vested interest, one way or the other, for her or her career.

[Delano]

Armageddon City is actually Kansas City!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Armageddon City is actually Kansas City!!!!!!!!!


It was just so super nice of them to change the locale on that shoot because of Ms. Starr's morals.

[Stewie]

LMAO ROFL


JFC! That's so unbelievably bad it's embarrassing that KC has anything to do with it. I could do that well with my digital video camera and I'm a non-artistic left-brained engineer.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

JFC! That's so unbelievably bad it's embarrassing that KC has anything to do with it. I could do that well with my digital video camera and I'm a non-artistic left-brained engineer.

I particularly enjoyed the WWF mixed battle royal scene.

[Delano]

More quality Sheets:

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

More quality Sheets:

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LMAO Watch the 5:10 mark.

[Delano]

LMAO Watch the 5:10 mark.

At 5:45, Ms. Starr showcases her acting skills.

[Stewie]

At 5:45, Ms. Starr showcases her acting skills.

That was the first shot that I could figure out it was her. Good gracious! I must say she looks better now than back then.

[allbusiness]

TO DANE MCCLOUD

Born and raised in Kansas and I lived there for 27 years. I've resided in the Hollywood, CA area since 1993.
Location
Hollywood,CA
Occupation
Entertainment

Yep, there it is folks, Dane MCCloud's Bio. Did I miss something? You told me to look there Dane and I did. Also, I googled you once more and uh.... found nothing again except something about you never paid for a lap dance. Impressive! Probably not true though. Please refer me to anything else important about you that you would like to share. You said you worked for Universal and Paramount? Operative words "used to"? And what did you do there? And now working on Post Production projects? What rating do those movies have? XXX I assume from your love of strip clubs. Oh my what a messy job for you.
Truth be known, I did not want to participate in a DICK MEASURING CONTEST with you, stooping to your level. I am an amiable man who just wanted to protect a nice young lady and set the record straight. Ok, I pissed you off so you really started bashing Miss Starr with your opinions. We all know what they say about opinions, don't we? And by the way, thank you for your spelling critique. I am negligent when it comes to proofreading unless I am writing someone I respect or whom I consider important. Guess I could hit the spell check like you do, eh? And sorry for accusing you of being from LA and moving to Kansas. I screwed that up but did know what I meant. Now, I need continue to set the record straight.

1. CLICK agency was then and now a very successful model and talent agency. Perhaps you know Elle MacPherson or Uma Therman to name a few talents from that agency?
2. Miss Starr.... Beat? Gentlemen please google Holly Starr Kansas City -- Holly Starr Vegas for starters. Check out ONEMODELPLACE.com and see just how Beat she is. Dane, you know you just say that because you don't have a chance with women of her calibar. That is why you go to strip clubs.
3. Yes, I did reside in West Hollywood. I am now the CEO of a very successful company in San Fran. Can't give you the details because people like yourself can be very vindictive!
4. To set the record straight, I did not imply that Miss Starr was too good to be in Hollywood. I said she was not willing to exchange her morals for profit in a city she did not feel comfortable in. She was 19 years old, green and from a small town. It does not take long to witness the dysfunction in Hollywood. To say that NO ONE could resist the opportunity to be famous is rediculous. That would be like saying all scrotum- scratching forum junkies are stupid! And no I was not suggesting that everyone in Hollywood is immoral and twisted. Just you, Paris Hilton and a handful of others. I have met some of the nicest people there!
4. Now, with regard to those movies Miss Starr was in. Come on. Anyone with half a brain can tell that she had to have been 13 or 14 years old and it was shot locally and just for fun. They are totally rated G. The titles for the movies were most likely just to attack the male pervs.... Anyway, I am certain Miss Starr probably just laughs at them. I remember her sense of humor as being one of her best attributes.
5. As for Sunset Beach, the soap opera. Yes she did read for the part. Fact is, by the time the project for the show was in fruition, Miss Starr had already gone back to Kansas and was finishing her college education. We contacted her and she was still under contract with Click at the time finishing out her year with us, flying back and forth if needed. As stated, she chose her to not lose her outstanding GPA by ditching the courses. It was a Spelling production.
6. And last, what I meant by "she is the real deal" is that she was and most likely is a very genuine nice small town girl". There is nothing wrong for settling for local celebrity... and now Vegas. There are more important things in life you know...... such as being a popular CHIEFS PLANET LEGEND who likes to surf the net for blogs and forums to share his blow gut opinions and non-truths with other attention starved males who can't wait to hear what he has to say!!! Sweet. ( there are some real gentlemen on here however...)

One last thing, you asked about Miss Starr and her Vegas gig. I can not answer what it is exactly but I do know that I saw her at least 6 or 8 times in an hour on the set. She was introducing shows and doing commercials, etc. She looked amazing and not a day older than 24. Just for you Dane, I am going to check it out and get back with you. The station is closed today but since you and I are such good friends now, I will be relentless in my pursuit . I will find out as much about Holly Starr as I can. I am a renewed fan. I will even try to contact her and see if she has any comments!
Matt

[Crush]

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8748/holly1n.jpg

[Delano]

:popcorn:

[Crush]

...

[Pablo]

Dude's from San Fransisco.

He's legit.

[Pablo]

...4/10...wouldn't put it in her butt./CP

[Crush]

....

[Pablo]

....Ew..those are even worse.

3.5/10..wouldn't put it in her mouth./CP

[L.A. Chieffan]

TO DANE MCCLOUD

Born and raised in Kansas and I lived there for 27 years. I've resided in the Hollywood, CA area since 1993.
Location
Hollywood,CA
Occupation
Entertainment

Yep, there it is folks, Dane MCCloud's Bio. Did I miss something? You told me to look there Dane and I did. Also, I googled you once more and uh.... found nothing again except something about you never paid for a lap dance. Impressive! Probably not true though. Please refer me to anything else important about you that you would like to share. You said you worked for Universal and Paramount? Operative words "used to"? And what did you do there? And now working on Post Production projects? What rating do those movies have? XXX I assume from your love of strip clubs. Oh my what a messy job for you.
Truth be known, I did not want to participate in a DICK MEASURING CONTEST with you, stooping to your level. I am an amiable man who just wanted to protect a nice young lady and set the record straight. Ok, I pissed you off so you really started bashing Miss Starr with your opinions. We all know what they say about opinions, don't we? And by the way, thank you for your spelling critique. I am negligent when it comes to proofreading unless I am writing someone I respect or whom I consider important. Guess I could hit the spell check like you do, eh? And sorry for accusing you of being from LA and moving to Kansas. I screwed that up but did know what I meant. Now, I need continue to set the record straight.

1. CLICK agency was then and now a very successful model and talent agency. Perhaps you know Elle MacPherson or Uma Therman to name a few talents from that agency?
2. Miss Starr.... Beat? Gentlemen please google Holly Starr Kansas City -- Holly Starr Vegas for starters. Check out ONEMODELPLACE.com and see just how Beat she is. Dane, you know you just say that because you don't have a chance with women of her calibar. That is why you go to strip clubs.
3. Yes, I did reside in West Hollywood. I am now the CEO of a very successful company in San Fran. Can't give you the details because people like yourself can be very vindictive!
4. To set the record straight, I did not imply that Miss Starr was too good to be in Hollywood. I said she was not willing to exchange her morals for profit in a city she did not feel comfortable in. She was 19 years old, green and from a small town. It does not take long to witness the dysfunction in Hollywood. To say that NO ONE could resist the opportunity to be famous is rediculous. That would be like saying all scrotum- scratching forum junkies are stupid! And no I was not suggesting that everyone in Hollywood is immoral and twisted. Just you, Paris Hilton and a handful of others. I have met some of the nicest people there!
4. Now, with regard to those movies Miss Starr was in. Come on. Anyone with half a brain can tell that she had to have been 13 or 14 years old and it was shot locally and just for fun. They are totally rated G. The titles for the movies were most likely just to attack the male pervs.... Anyway, I am certain Miss Starr probably just laughs at them. I remember her sense of humor as being one of her best attributes.
5. As for Sunset Beach, the soap opera. Yes she did read for the part. Fact is, by the time the project for the show was in fruition, Miss Starr had already gone back to Kansas and was finishing her college education. We contacted her and she was still under contract with Click at the time finishing out her year with us, flying back and forth if needed. As stated, she chose her to not lose her outstanding GPA by ditching the courses. It was a Spelling production.
6. And last, what I meant by "she is the real deal" is that she was and most likely is a very genuine nice small town girl". There is nothing wrong for settling for local celebrity... and now Vegas. There are more important things in life you know...... such as being a popular CHIEFS PLANET LEGEND who likes to surf the net for blogs and forums to share his blow gut opinions and non-truths with other attention starved males who can't wait to hear what he has to say!!! Sweet. ( there are some real gentlemen on here however...)

One last thing, you asked about Miss Starr and her Vegas gig. I can not answer what it is exactly but I do know that I saw her at least 6 or 8 times in an hour on the set. She was introducing shows and doing commercials, etc. She looked amazing and not a day older than 24. Just for you Dane, I am going to check it out and get back with you. The station is closed today but since you and I are such good friends now, I will be relentless in my pursuit . I will find out as much about Holly Starr as I can. I am a renewed fan. I will even try to contact her and see if she has any comments!
Matt

How little does this guy know he's entering a world of pain

[kstater]

WTF?

[AustinChief]

Excuse me? Um, you're a member now, my info is in my Bio. I've lived in Los Angeles for nearly 17 years and worked at Universal & Paramount Studios. I'm currently working in the movie business in "Post-Production" (I'll let you figure that one out, genius).


I have some friends who work in post out there... Do you know of OTC Productions? (I think that is the name...)

[Swazey]

What the fuck are you people arguing about?? move on...

[petegz28]

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/8748/holly1n.jpg

If you wouldn't hit this you are gay. And I mean gay as in kstater gay..cause lezzies would be all over it.

[kstater]

If you wouldn't hit this you are gay. And I mean gay as in homosexual cause lezzies would be all over it.

Uhhh, lesbians ARE Homosexuals. Me thinks you need to get a dictionary.

[pr_capone]

That's WPI's Holly Starr.

So what if she is associated with WPI?

Pretty girls tend to be a little dim so I'm not really all that surprised.

[petegz28]

Uhhh, lesbians ARE Homosexuals. Me thinks you need to get a dictionary.

I think you are a homo....

[petegz28]

Uhhh, lesbians ARE Homosexuals. Me thinks you need to get a dictionary.

edited my post just for you

[Crush]

That's WPI's Holly Starr.


Nick Athan could not hit that, even in his dreams.

[unlurking]

Wow. This should get interesting. Dane's name dropping can be kind of annoying, but I have to admit that's probably based on jealousy in my case. Either way though, I fully support your dumping on this guy Dane.

In fact, I think you should call TinyE and have him put Holly in one of his PS3 commercials. Tell her that in order to get the gig though, she has to take a picture of herself holding a sign that says "The Planet Rules, Click Sucks".

She doesn't have to act, she can just sit on the couch looking hot and pouty while her boyfriend plays video games or something. You know, a hot chick in lingerie trying to compete with a PS3 for a man's attention type thing.

Oh yeah, the last thing she'd have to do though is audition on unlurking's casting couch.

[Delano]

I think she got her nose from one of those Halloween witch kits.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I think she got her nose from one of those Halloween witch kits.

I just assumed she was related to Eugene Levy.

[DaneMcCloud]

TO DANE MCCLOUD

Born and raised in Kansas and I lived there for 27 years. I've resided in the Hollywood, CA area since 1993.
Location
Hollywood,CA
Occupation
Entertainment

Yep, there it is folks, Dane MCCloud's Bio. Did I miss something? You told me to look there Dane and I did.



"Matt", you're a fucking idiot. Plain and simple. There really aren't any other words to describe a fucking moron like you that shows up on football site to defend the honor of woman that you booked more than 12 years ago. You actually come across to me like a sociopaths stalker. Additionally, you've made contradictory statements that I will soon address.

FTR, I joined this forum in 2000 and came over from the KC Star board. There were a lot of weird fucking people on that site and on this site. There was no way in hell I was going to sign up using my real name and list my occupation so that people could call me directly at Paramount Studios. Duh. There are more than 11,000 actual members here (and probably thousands of lurkers) and for me to expose myself would have been beyond stupid.

There are people on this forum who I trust. They've met me, we share personal information, Facebook, etc. That number, however, is very small. Why? I have a massive amount of internet exposure. I have a website for my business (which by the way, contains no lies or exaggeration as to my work or abilities). My wife and I own an e-commerce site as well as a pilates studio. All of these have internet presence. As much as I love hanging out here and call many of these people friends, again, there's too much exposure. Hell, I even like many of the people that don't like me (Hootie, that includes you).

And if you think that my Chiefsplanet Bio was my "real" bio, you're dumber than I previously thought. The reason I sent you there was because you accused me of living and working in the Ent. business in KC, which couldn't be further from the truth.

Dumbfuck.

Also, I googled you once more and uh.... found nothing again except something about you never paid for a lap dance. Impressive! Probably not true though.

Again, Dane McCloud is not my real name. And I've never paid for a dance in my life. I've banged a countless number of strippers (and lived with a few), dated models (you'd know of them, if you are you who say your are, which I doubt) and when I was single, had a lot of fun in strip clubs. I used to hang out with DT because he was bangin' a chick's roomate who I used to bang. Strip clubs in KC were an absolute blast in the late 80's and early 90's. Not that you'd know anything about that. But I can absolutely guarantee you that every one of my friends will back me up.

You sound jealous.

Please refer me to anything else important about you that you would like to share. You said you worked for Universal and Paramount? Operative words "used to"? And what did you do there? And now working on Post Production projects? What rating do those movies have? XXX I assume from your love of strip clubs. Oh my what a messy job for you.

If you want to know more about me, the Advance Search is your friend. I'm not inclined to share any further information with you in this thread. Nearly everything that you'd want to know about my professional life at Uni & Paramount can be found using the search.

And no, I do not work in the porn industry, much to the chagrin of many of our members. I have a very close friend that works in that business and I'm often invited to events (Playboy Mansion parties, AVN Awards, etc.) but I'm married and would rather be with my wife than porn sluts (sad but true, right fellas?). My Facebook friends are welcome to confirm this if they'd like but honestly, it's not necessary.

Furthermore, it's absolutely shocking to me that you lived and worked in Los Angeles because you come across as a total prude. You should know as well I that Strip Clubs are a haven for celebrities and execs. I used to hang out at Crazy Girls on Sunset (Matt Sorum and I had a "table" for months) and run into everyone from David Boreanez, Pam Anderson, Kid Rock, so on and etc. Hell, one of the coolest nights there was drinking with David Lee Roth back in 2002. Fuckin' Dave!

One more reason why I don't think you are who you say your are: You come across like a Bible-Thumper, not an Angeleno. My wife's been to strip clubs for fuck's sake.

Truth be known, I did not want to participate in a DICK MEASURING CONTEST with you, stooping to your level. I am an amiable man who just wanted to protect a nice young lady and set the record straight.

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. You came on here to defend the honor of a woman you "allegedly" booked more than 12 years ago. You were looking for a fight. Don't fucking lie, asswipe.

I know a fucking phony when I see one.

Ok, I pissed you off so you really started bashing Miss Starr with your opinions.

My opinion? You signed up on this forum to dispute and argue with my opinion? JFC, what kind of life do you have, Man? I guess my opinion is just that important.

LMAO

1. CLICK agency was then and now a very successful model and talent agency. Perhaps you know Elle MacPherson or Uma Therman to name a few talents from that agency?

They aren't there now, are they (it's Uma Thurman, cockbag). I've never heard of them. I banged a chick from IT models, knew girls from Ford and Elite but never heard of "Click". Anyway, who the fuck cares?

2. Miss Starr.... Beat? Gentlemen please google Holly Starr Kansas City -- Holly Starr Vegas for starters. Check out ONEMODELPLACE.com and see just how Beat she is.

Um, the other guys have already made comments. Why do you need mine? I've already told you, she's an Los Angeles 6.5. I think we now know why you're out of the modeling business.

Dane, you know you just say that because you don't have a chance with women of her calibar. That is why you go to strip clubs.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

This is awesome! I mean, just fucking awesome! You have absolutely NO idea of who I am, what I look like, what I do - nothing! Yet you exclaim that I couldn't get this chick? LMAO

Dude, I've banged hot models, hot strippers, hot actresses and back before I met my wife, just about any hot chick that I met. Furthermore, I don't like to discuss my wife very often but I absolutely guarantee you that your jaw would hit the fucking floor if you met her. She's modeled and she's been in international television commercials (when she was younger).

You sound like an older brother - not a fucking talent agent. JFC.

Phony.

3. Yes, I did reside in West Hollywood. I am now the CEO of a very successful company in San Fran. Can't give you the details because people like yourself can be very vindictive!

Yeah, right.

You're asking for my personal information and my work background on a public forum, yet you're unwilling to share your info because someone like me could be vindictive? Is this a fucking joke?

Phony.

4. To set the record straight, I did not imply that Miss Starr was too good to be in Hollywood.

Yes, you did. So has she, on her website.

I said she was not willing to exchange her morals for profit in a city she did not feel comfortable in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, right there.

You were her booker, correct? What in God's name where you asking her to do that was immoral? Porn? Topless? Nudies? As far as I can tell, "Click" was for models, not a talent agency like CAA or Endeavor or W.M. What the hell were you asking her to do?

Again, phony.

She was 19 years old, green and from a small town. It does not take long to witness the dysfunction in Hollywood. To say that NO ONE could resist the opportunity to be famous is rediculous.

So, Kansas City is now a "small town"? I'd bet that 11,000+ forum members would disagree. Furthermore, I saw just as many drugs, drunks and degenerates in KC than I saw in Hollywood my first several years living here. Probably more in KC (sorry, Dudes). The overwhelming majority of people I worked with in the business during the day and on my real career at night were way too focused on "making it" than to engage in activities that would derail their dream.

I think you're fucking full of shit. And a phony. And this whole of idea of resisting "fame", Dude, WTF? 99% of all of the people out here come here to fucking WORK. Fame is something that occurs if you're working. If you're not working, you're not famous. One follows the other. And furthermore, 90% of THOSE people wouldn't even be considered "famous".

JFC. You're so fucking full of shit.

That would be like saying all scrotum- scratching forum junkies are stupid! And no I was not suggesting that everyone in Hollywood is immoral and twisted. Just you, Paris Hilton and a handful of others.

Well, I'd be willing to bet that my wife, siblings, friends, neighbors, former co-workers and even people here on the 'Planet would be more than willing to disagree with the notion that I'm in any way, shape or form, "twisted or immoral".

More and more, you sound like a family member of Ms. Starr, not a person who's worked in the 'Biz.

4. Now, with regard to those movies Miss Starr was in. Come on. Anyone with half a brain can tell that she had to have been 13 or 14 years old and it was shot locally and just for fun. They are totally rated G. The titles for the movies were most likely just to attack the male pervs.... Anyway, I am certain Miss Starr probably just laughs at them. I remember her sense of humor as being one of her best attributes.

You know, I have to say, you're a creepy fuck. For someone that only stayed a very short period of time in Hollywood more than 12 years ago, you sure seem to remember an awful lot.

Furthermore, this illustrates the main point of your defense: You stated that she appeared in several movies and commercials. She's only listed in IMDB for those TWO movies, shot in 1991. Where are all of these other "appearances"? Where?

Don't give me this shit that they're just aren't listed because AS an IMDB member, I know for a fact that an excuse like that is just that: An excuse. I've got a friend that did Post (Foley) on eight movies in 1998. He doesn't even have an IMDB profile but his credits exist. He left that industry in 1999 and wasn't even aware that he was listed on IMDB!

If Ms. Starr had all of these "appearances" that you speak of, they'd be on there.

Phony.

5. As for Sunset Beach, the soap opera. Yes she did read for the part. Fact is, by the time the project for the show was in fruition, Miss Starr had already gone back to Kansas and was finishing her college education. We contacted her and she was still under contract with Click at the time finishing out her year with us, flying back and forth if needed. As stated, she chose her to not lose her outstanding GPA by ditching the courses. It was a Spelling production.

I know it was a Spelling Production, Fucker. It was produced by Paramount. I (me, Dane McCloud) personally administered the publishing rights to Sunset Beach and reported directly to Spelling in this particular case.

Furthermore, was Click a talent agency? Are you now telling us that you sent actresses out to casting calls? If so, you're telling me that Ms. Starr went to the casting agency, was offered the gig and rejected it?

Or are you telling us that you sent over a headshot, they agreed to meet her and read for the casting agent? This is MUCH more likely but as anyone in Los Angeles can tell you, BIG FUCKING DEAL.

Actors and actresses go out on casting calls EVERY FUCKING DAY. Why do you think that they all want flexible hours and work as waiters and waitresses? To keep their days free for what? CASTING CALLS.

Again, you're fucking Draino baby.

6. And last, what I meant by "she is the real deal" is that she was and most likely is a very genuine nice small town girl". There is nothing wrong for settling for local celebrity... and now Vegas. There are more important things in life you know...... such as being a popular CHIEFS PLANET LEGEND who likes to surf the net for blogs and forums to share his blow gut opinions and non-truths with other attention starved males who can't wait to hear what he has to say!!! Sweet. ( there are some real gentlemen on here however...)

Again, with the "small town girl" nonsense. That goes back to my original point in my original post. She came to Hollywood, found out that there are 50,000 actresses within a 4 mile radius that are more talented and more driven than she was at the time, so she went back home.

Isn't that the truth? And even if it IS the truth, what's wrong with the truth? Furthermore, if she really wanted to make it, why not enroll at UCLA Film School or USC Film School? Why high-tail it back to KC and go to Park College? I mean, come the fuck on.

And how would YOU know if there are "nice gentlemen" on this forum? You JUST SIGNED UP.

Phony.

One last thing, you asked about Miss Starr and her Vegas gig. I can not answer what it is exactly but I do know that I saw her at least 6 or 8 times in an hour on the set. She was introducing shows and doing commercials, etc. She looked amazing and not a day older than 24. Just for you Dane, I am going to check it out and get back with you. The station is closed today but since you and I are such good friends now, I will be relentless in my pursuit . I will find out as much about Holly Starr as I can. I am a renewed fan. I will even try to contact her and see if she has any comments!
Matt

Matt, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you, I don't give a fuck about her. It's really strange to me (and probably everyone else who's read this) that you got all fucking butt hurt about a supposed client you had for a very short time more than 12 years ago.

I think you're a complete and utter phony and all you've done is embarrass Ms. "Starr" because people here will search this shit out and will go to further lengths to embarrass her.

First rule of Chiefsplanet, Matt: Don't FUCK with Chiefsplanet.

In closing, I'd just like to say, Go FUCK YOURSELF, Matt.

[Reaper16]

Holy Fucking Shit.

Dane = Epic Win

[Buck]

If he was as important as he says he is, a simple google search of his name, "Matt Rivers" + San Francisco would bring up something.

It doesn't.

This guy is a phony.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO


THIS! THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR!!!

[GoHuge]

"Matt", you're a ****ing idiot. Plain and simple. There really aren't any other words to describe a ****ing moron like you that shows up on football site to defend the honor of woman that you booked more than 12 years ago. You actually come across to me like a sociopaths stalker. Additionally, you've made contradictory statements that I will soon address.

FTR, I joined this forum in 2000 and came over from the KC Star board. There were a lot of weird ****ing people on that site and on this site. There was no way in hell I was going to sign up using my real name and list my occupation so that people could call me directly at Paramount Studios. Duh. There are more than 11,000 actual members here (and probably thousands of lurkers) and for me to expose myself would have been beyond stupid.

There are people on this forum who I trust. They've met me, we share personal information, Facebook, etc. That number, however, is very small. Why? I have a massive amount of internet exposure. I have a website for my business (which by the way, contains no lies or exaggeration as to my work or abilities). My wife and I own an e-commerce site as well as a pilates studio. All of these have internet presence. As much as I love hanging out here and call many of these people friends, again, there's too much exposure. Hell, I even like many of the people that don't like me (Hootie, that includes you).

And if you think that my Chiefsplanet Bio was my "real" bio, you're dumber than I previously thought. The reason I sent you there was because you accused me of living and working in the Ent. business in KC, which couldn't be further from the truth.

Dumb****.



Again, Dane McCloud is not my real name. And I've never paid for a dance in my life. I've banged a countless number of strippers (and lived with a few), dated models (you'd know of them, if you are you who say your are, which I doubt) and when I was single, had a lot of fun in strip clubs. I used to hang out with DT because he was bangin' a chick's roomate who I used to bang. Strip clubs in KC were an absolute blast in the late 80's and early 90's. Not that you'd know anything about that. But I can absolutely guarantee you that every one of my friends will back me up.

You sound jealous.



If you want to know more about me, the Advance Search is your friend. I'm not inclined to share any further information with you in this thread. Nearly everything that you'd want to know about my professional life at Uni & Paramount can be found using the search.

And no, I do not work in the porn industry, much to the chagrin of many of our members. I have a very close friend that works in that business and I'm often invited to events (Playboy Mansion parties, AVN Awards, etc.) but I'm married and would rather be with my wife than porn sluts (sad but true, right fellas?). My Facebook friends are welcome to confirm this if they'd like but honestly, it's not necessary.

Furthermore, it's absolutely shocking to me that you lived and worked in Los Angeles because you come across as a total prude. You should know as well I that Strip Clubs are a haven for celebrities and execs. I used to hang out at Crazy Girls on Sunset (Matt Sorum and I had a "table" for months) and run into everyone from David Boreanez, Pam Anderson, Kid Rock, so on and etc. Hell, one of the coolest nights there was drinking with David Lee Roth back in 2002. ****in' Dave!

One more reason why I don't think you are who you say your are: You come across like a Bible-Thumper, not an Angeleno. My wife's been to strip clubs for ****'s sake.



Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. You came on here to defend the honor of a woman you "allegedly" booked more than 12 years ago. You were looking for a fight. Don't ****ing lie, asswipe.

I know a ****ing phony when I see one.



My opinion? You signed up on this forum to dispute and argue with my opinion? JFC, what kind of life do you have, Man? I guess my opinion is just that important.

LMAO



They aren't there now, are they (it's Uma Thurman, cockbag). I've never heard of them. I banged a chick from IT models, knew girls from Ford and Elite but never heard of "Click". Anyway, who the **** cares?



Um, the other guys have already made comments. Why do you need mine? I've already told you, she's an Los Angeles 6.5. I think we now know why you're out of the modeling business.



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

This is awesome! I mean, just ****ing awesome! You have absolutely NO idea of who I am, what I look like, what I do - nothing! Yet you exclaim that I couldn't get this chick? LMAO

Dude, I've banged hot models, hot strippers, hot actresses and back before I met my wife, just about any hot chick that I met. Furthermore, I don't like to discuss my wife very often but I absolutely guarantee you that your jaw would hit the ****ing floor if you met her. She's modeled and she's been in international television commercials (when she was younger).

You sound like an older brother - not a ****ing talent agent. JFC.

Phony.



Yeah, right.

You're asking for my personal information and my work background on a public forum, yet you're unwilling to share your info because someone like me could be vindictive? Is this a ****ing joke?

Phony.



Yes, you did. So has she, on her website.



Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, right there.

You were her booker, correct? What in God's name where you asking her to do that was immoral? Porn? Topless? Nudies? As far as I can tell, "Click" was for models, not a talent agency like CAA or Endeavor or W.M. What the hell were you asking her to do?

Again, phony.



So, Kansas City is now a "small town"? I'd bet that 11,000+ forum members would disagree. Furthermore, I saw just as many drugs, drunks and degenerates in KC than I saw in Hollywood my first several years living here. Probably more in KC (sorry, Dudes). The overwhelming majority of people I worked with in the business during the day and on my real career at night were way too focused on "making it" than to engage in activities that would derail their dream.

I think you're ****ing full of shit. And a phony. And this whole of idea of resisting "fame", Dude, WTF? 99% of all of the people out here come here to ****ing WORK. Fame is something that occurs if you're working. If you're not working, you're not famous. One follows the other. And furthermore, 90% of THOSE people wouldn't even be considered "famous".

JFC. You're so ****ing full of shit.



Well, I'd be willing to bet that my wife, siblings, friends, neighbors, former co-workers and even people here on the 'Planet would be more than willing to disagree with the notion that I'm in any way, shape or form, "twisted or immoral".

More and more, you sound like a family member of Ms. Starr, not a person who's worked in the 'Biz.



You know, I have to say, you're a creepy ****. For someone that only stayed a very short period of time in Hollywood more than 12 years ago, you sure seem to remember an awful lot.

Furthermore, this illustrates the main point of your defense: You stated that she appeared in several movies and commercials. She's only listed in IMDB for those TWO movies, shot in 1991. Where are all of these other "appearances"? Where?

Don't give me this shit that they're just aren't listed because AS an IMDB member, I know for a fact that an excuse like that is just that: An excuse. I've got a friend that did Post (Foley) on eight movies in 1998. He doesn't even have an IMDB profile but his credits exist. He left that industry in 1999 and wasn't even aware that he was listed on IMDB!

If Ms. Starr had all of these "appearances" that you speak of, they'd be on there.

Phony.



I know it was a Spelling Production, ****er. It was produced by Paramount. I (me, Dane McCloud) personally administered the publishing rights to Sunset Beach and reported directly to Spelling in this particular case.

Furthermore, was Click a talent agency? Are you now telling us that you sent actresses out to casting calls? If so, you're telling me that Ms. Starr went to the casting agency, was offered the gig and rejected it?

Or are you telling us that you sent over a headshot, they agreed to meet her and read for the casting agent? This is MUCH more likely but as anyone in Los Angeles can tell you, BIG ****ING DEAL.

Actors and actresses go out on casting calls EVERY ****ING DAY. Why do you think that they all want flexible hours and work as waiters and waitresses? To keep their days free for what? CASTING CALLS.

Again, you're ****ing Draino baby.



Again, with the "small town girl" nonsense. That goes back to my original point in my original post. She came to Hollywood, found out that there are 50,000 actresses within a 4 mile radius that are more talented and more driven than she was at the time, so she went back home.

Isn't that the truth? And even if it IS the truth, what's wrong with the truth? Furthermore, if she really wanted to make it, why not enroll at UCLA Film School or USC Film School? Why high-tail it back to KC and go to Park College? I mean, come the **** on.

And how would YOU know if there are "nice gentlemen" on this forum? You JUST SIGNED UP.

Phony.



Matt, I don't give a ****. I don't give a **** about you, I don't give a **** about her. It's really strange to me (and probably everyone else who's read this) that you got all ****ing butt hurt about a supposed client you had for a very short time more than 12 years ago.

I think you're a complete and utter phony and all you've done is embarrass Ms. "Starr" because people here will search this shit out and will go to further lengths to embarrass her.

First rule of Chiefsplanet, Matt: Don't **** with Chiefsplanet.

In closing, I'd just like to say, Go **** YOURSELF, Matt.Wow I appreciate the insight. It was very informative, but dude you have way to much time on your hands.

[DaneMcCloud]

Wow I appreciate the insight. It was very informative, but dude you have way to much time on your hands.

Spent the day at the beach. Wife and daughter are crashed from the sun and fun.

And do you really that I would let that douchebag's accusations go unchallenged?

Not a fucking chance.

:evil:

[Kyle DeLexus]

If he was as important as he says he is, a simple google search of his name, "Matt Rivers" + San Francisco would bring up something.

It doesn't.

This guy is a phony.

I did that myself. Matt Rivers CEO would come up with a hit if he was actually the CEO of any successful company. Unless he's a sports gambling adviser there is nothing.

[Rausch]

Jesus tits Dane...that was a super-fuck-you rant that needs chapters and verses. It was biblical in both lenght and harsh-ness-ocity.

Why flip the bird when you just drop a MOAB with Lo-Pan's face on his grandma's house...

[Hammock Parties]

DANE! DANE! DANE!

[teedubya]

Holy shittake Mushrooms.

That being said... Holly has a HOT body... with an average face. Period.

[Crush]

:thumb:

Good job, Dane.

[Skip Towne]

Holy shittake Mushrooms.

That being said... Holly has a HOT body... with an average face. Period.

Yes, a butterface.

[RJ]

I'd hit it.

[petegz28]

more pics! more pics! more pics! more pics! more pics!

[allbusiness]

Yes Dane FANS , and Dane ofcouse. Thanks Dane for showing everyone just how well I rattled your chain. I particulary love love love the way you immediately talked about your "day at the beach with the wife and kiddos" on the heels of the strip club attack. The best thing is how your devoted fans stick up for their most popular bragger .People are so easily impressed with name dropping. And your fans would agree with you no matter what because they would not want to get bashed by the "best" now would they? Now let's talk about who is ****ing stupid. Like I would actually post my real name for an obviously revengeful person to try to mess up MY life the way you do others. Keep trying. Perhaps it is a form of my correct name? You seem to have nothing else to do but sit at the computer and argue and show how smart you are. It was great that you actually tried. tee hee.
I have a busy day scheduled so this reply with be short. This is the last day of my membership with Chiefs Planet. It is about as interesting as watching the games they play. Simply put, I wanted to state the truth about someone I knew in the past that made an impression because of choices.I was not her booking agent by the way. I was doing an internship there. If your fans care to decide which side of the sand box to sit in, they can do their own research and google her themselves. Or they can continue to side with their Hero and wait with baited breath to see what his response to this last post will be.
I'm out. Waste of time. You can't talk to crazy.

[bevischief]

Do you work with plus size models? Perhaps I could point you to this thread.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=198776

ROFL

[Al Bundy]

Holly Starr is above average on all accounts. I don't blame her for not "being driven" AKA Sleeping with every photographer/producer/script delivery guy in LA.

[Consistent1]

Holly Starr is above average on all accounts. I don't blame her for not "being driven" AKA Sleeping with every photographer/producer/script delivery guy in LA.


Yeah, this is a pissing contest at this point. Dane is always agrresive about that stuff, so let him win. That chick is only an LA 6.5, but she is pretty hot. Dane is also real fucking arrogant. No, she isn't perfect, be she is still very nice. For these idiots to get into this crap is idiotic. I do sort of agree that maybe somebody got involved to defend her, even perhaps herself. She is pretty fine regardless. Most guys on this board would trade about anything to bang her.

[Consistent1]

Don't even jump on me for not speling crap correctly, or making sense. Anybody got more pics of her? Haha.

[Iowanian]

"click" is probably known for the bang bros or casting couch pRon interview clips.

[Kyle DeLexus]

"click" is probably known for the bang bros or casting couch pRon interview clips.

I thought Click was the Rap Video Auditions agency

[Iowanian]

FWIW..I think the Chic is attractive. Were I single, i'd like to see her Elvis face. You know the Elvis Face, its the one a lady makes before I let her use my shamWOW cape to wipe off her sweaty brow.


Someone tell our new friend mathew that he should shout @ Gayne like this

TEH DANE McCLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

Submit your inferior talents, resume' and position in life, else I be forced to Urinate your name into Scarlet Johansen's yard!!! and burn it there for ALL ETERNITAAAAAAH!!! or at least until the landscaper-Americans can re-sod the area.


Also.....When Holly Starr arrives to dispute this dumbf@ckary...it will rival the Kirstah TYNES account login epicness.

[Otter]

I'm more of brunette guy but yeah, she's okey dokey.

[xfactor]

Holly is your perfect girl next door, amazing personallity, extremely caring, fun, little a tom boy in some aspects, and a smoking hot body to complete the whole package. Every mans dream girl including mine!!

[B_Ambuehl]

IMO both these guys (Dane and Matt) make themselves look more like insecure douchebag betas wasting all that time arguing over basically nothing. Dane's original supposition was evidently wrong. No need to turn this entire thread into a personal pissing contest because of it. People that are important don't sit and spend hours trying to pwn people while broadcasting all their accomplishments, people they know, and chicks they banged to a message board forum....That's the work of someone not as secure and bad-ass as they would like to be.

Just my opinion.

[Fish]

IMO both these guys (Dane and Matt) make themselves look more like insecure douchebag betas wasting all that time arguing over basically nothing. Dane's original supposition was evidently wrong. No need to turn this entire thread into a personal pissing contest because of it. People that are important don't sit and spend hours trying to pwn people while broadcasting all their accomplishments, people they know, and chicks they banged to a message board forum....That's the work of someone not as secure and bad-ass as they would like to be.

Just my opinion.

:thumb:

[Buck]

Yes Dane FANS , and Dane ofcouse. Thanks Dane for showing everyone just how well I rattled your chain. I particulary love love love the way you immediately talked about your "day at the beach with the wife and kiddos" on the heels of the strip club attack. The best thing is how your devoted fans stick up for their most popular bragger .People are so easily impressed with name dropping. And your fans would agree with you no matter what because they would not want to get bashed by the "best" now would they? Now let's talk about who is ****ing stupid. Like I would actually post my real name for an obviously revengeful person to try to mess up MY life the way you do others.

The first sentence of your very first post is, "My name is Matt Rivers." WTF?

You should have written, "My name is Tom Brokaw" or some shit like that.

Secondly how do you know that we try to mess up other peoples lives?

I'm calling Shenanigans.

This is a dupe account.

Someone that has always had it out for Dane.

[Otter]

She's sexy...Pretty? I don't see it.
Meredith Hoenes for my money!

http://www.morethings.com/fan/blazing_saddles/white_women-.jpg

[Reaper16]

IMO both these guys (Dane and Matt) make themselves look more like insecure douchebag betas wasting all that time arguing over basically nothing. Dane's original supposition was evidently wrong. No need to turn this entire thread into a personal pissing contest because of it. People that are important don't sit and spend hours trying to pwn people while broadcasting all their accomplishments, people they know, and chicks they banged to a message board forum....That's the work of someone not as secure and bad-ass as they would like to be.

Just my opinion.
No one on this board has ever given a fuck what you think.

[tooge]

her nose is shaped funny

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Monkey Business just got ass-raped.

[Phobia]

I think Holly is an attractive gal and I wish her all the best. I'd hate to see internet people rate my wife, myself, or anybody else in my family because about the best we're gonna do is a 7.0 if Holly is only a 6.5.

[Iowanian]

I wonder how many people taking trash about the way this gal looks lay on top of a wifeosaur at home?

[Otter]

I wonder how many people taking trash about the way this gal looks lay on top of a wifeosaur at home?

I blame Phobia for making them fat.

[tooge]

I think Holly is an attractive gal and I wish her all the best. I'd hate to see internet people rate my wife, myself, or anybody else in my family because about the best we're gonna do is a 7.0 if Holly is only a 6.5.

Yeah, very true. I guess my wife is a 2 and I'm a 1.5. Damn! I'm cancelling our trip to Hollywood.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Yeah, very true. I guess my wife is a 2 and I'm a 1.5. Damn! I'm cancelling our trip to Hollywood.

I heard the San Francisco homeboy may start working with plus sized models. Now while that won't help you if you're just ugly, you could always start working on putting on some weight.

[Deberg_1990]

This place has gone to hell since Phobia stopped rating people.

[Stewie]

I wonder how many people taking trash about the way this gal looks lay on top of a wifeosaur at home?

Me too. I don't get it. Of course, some posters rip on any woman no matter how beautiful. I didn't start this thread because she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but sheesh, she's a winner in my book. Maybe they're projecting wifeosaur/girlfriendosaur onto any woman they see. It's puzzling.

[L.A. Chieffan]

There is nothing "wrong" with Holly per se, in fact id hit it more than once myself. However, in the world of Hollywood and LA where you see jaw-dropping women working at fast-food restaurants every day, Holly is about a 6.5.

[Duck Dog]

...

I don't understand what the haters are talking about?

Looks pretty smokin' to me. :thumb:

[Duck Dog]

There is nothing "wrong" with Holly per se, in fact id hit it more than once myself. However, in the world of Hollywood and LA where you see jaw-dropping women working at fast-food restaurants every day, Holly is about a 6.5.

Did you know that most the people outside of LA or Hollywood kinda wish the place would fall off into the ocean?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Did you know that most the people outside of LA or Hollywood kinda wish the place would fall off into the ocean?

Inferiority complexes can be a bitch.

[tooge]

There is nothing "wrong" with Holly per se, in fact id hit it more than once myself. However, in the world of Hollywood and LA where you see jaw-dropping women working at fast-food restaurants every day, Holly is about a 6.5.

You cali guys are crackin me up. A 6.5 is a 6.5 no matter where you are. I did my undergrad at San Diego State. That is one of the meccas of hot chicks. Guess what? The hot ones in Cali aren't any hotter than the hot ones in Kansas or Missouri. There are just more of em there. Of course, there are a few million more women in general, so there should be more of em. But to say a gal is a 6.5 "inLA" is ridiculous. A 10 here is a 10 there. A 6.5 here is a 6.5 there. So, if you think she is a 6.5 Dane, and Stewie thinks she is an 8, that is personal opinion. There are plenty of guys out in Cali that would agree with Stewie and plenty here that would agree with you Cali guys. The simple fact you argue about it shows a lack of maturity. The 10's you "banged" may not be appealing to some other guy. Different strokes for different folks. Oh, and Pam Anderson, you can keep her. She never did much for me.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Inferiority complexes can be a bitch.

The jealousy is so intense at times that one would think this is the case. I don't know. All I know is, fuck you Jobu.

[L.A. Chieffan]

You cali guys are crackin me up. A 6.5 is a 6.5 no matter where you are. I did my undergrad at San Diego State. That is one of the meccas of hot chicks. Guess what? The hot ones in Cali aren't any hotter than the hot ones in Kansas or Missouri. There are just more of em there. Of course, there are a few million more women in general, so there should be more of em. But to say a gal is a 6.5 "inLA" is ridiculous. A 10 here is a 10 there. A 6.5 here is a 6.5 there. So, if you think she is a 6.5 Dane, and Stewie thinks she is an 8, that is personal opinion. There are plenty of guys out in Cali that would agree with Stewie and plenty here that would agree with you Cali guys. The simple fact you argue about it shows a lack of maturity. The 10's you "banged" may not be appealing to some other guy. Different strokes for different folks. Oh, and Pam Anderson, you can keep her. She never did much for me.

"Holly" is (was,whatever) trying to make it big in an industry that caters to physical and sexual appearance over virtually any other quality. (Right or wrong is a topic for another discussion)

That being said if you were to take 10 random chicks just starting out in show biz and lined em up together, there would probably be 3-4 chicks better or "sexier" looking. Of course all this is subjective as you pointed out and pretty much not worth discussing as I would more than likely bang all 10 chicks given the opportunity.

Unless the bottom chicks look like Tori Spelling or something...

[tooge]

"Holly" is (was,whatever) trying to make it big in an industry that caters to physical and sexual appearance over virtually any other quality. (Right or wrong is a topic for another discussion)

That being said if you were to take 10 random chicks just starting out in show biz and lined em up together, there would probably be 3-4 chicks better or "sexier" looking. Of course all this is subjective as you pointed out and pretty much not worth discussing as I would more than likely bang all 10 chicks given the opportunity.

Unless the bottom chicks look like Tori Spelling or something...

You mean you wouldn't bang tori spelling? Dude she is a 12! ;)

[Phobia]

You mean you wouldn't bang tori spelling? Dude she is a 12! ;)

Tori Spelling is a clown. She's a toothpick hanging out with a set of golf balls.

[DaneMcCloud]

Tori Spelling is a clown. She's a toothpick hanging out with a set of golf balls.

It's amazing how some smart people can sire amazingly dumb offspring.

[blaise]

Tori Spelling is a clown. She's a toothpick hanging out with a set of golf balls.

A friend of mine used to say she had a face like a Picasso painting.

[Phobia]

A friend of mine used to say she had a face like a Picasso painting.

She was moderately approaching cute (like 3.5) back in the day but the day she got porn breasts she became a clown. She may as well have tattooed a red clown nose on her face.

[blaise]

She was moderately approaching cute (like 3.5) back in the day but the day she got porn breasts she became a clown. She may as well have tattooed a red clown nose on her face.

I remember about ten years ago she was on the Howard Stern show and they asked her what the capital of New York was and she said, "New Jersey".

[Lumpy]

WTF is going on in here?! LMAO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

A friend of mine used to say she had a face like a Picasso painting.

She did a cameo on Wonder Woman back in the 70's; ugliest fucking kid you will EVER see.

[Lumpy]

She did a cameo on Wonder Woman back in the 70's; ugliest ****ing kid you will EVER see.

Go figure. She definitely got her looks from her dad.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Go figure. She definitely got her looks from her dad.

I think she looked better on her own show than she did on The Atrocity That Shall Not Be Named.

[Mr. Krab]

She's cute,sexy.
Body>face

[dirk digler]

You guys must be blind Tori Spelling is hot as fuck yo

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/torihotness99.jpg

[blaise]

You guys must be blind Tori Spelling is hot as **** yo

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/torihotness99.jpg

"My precious! Nasty hobbitses trying to steal my preciousssss!"

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You guys must be blind Tori Spelling is hot as fuck yo

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/torihotness99.jpg

Eat sandwich please.

[DaneMcCloud]

Eat sandwich please.

Remove nasty implants, please.

[dirk digler]

You guys are just haters. I know Dane would fuck her.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/torihotness5-400x600.jpg

[DaneMcCloud]

You guys are just haters. I know Dane would fuck her.



LMAO

[Lumpy]

You guys are just haters. I know Dane would **** her.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/torihotness5-400x600.jpg

Hey look... she's eating a sammich! (eh, but from the looks of her photos, it doesn't get digested.)

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

My God; it's like some time-warping, Florida Granny-effect has pulled her in to some horrible, horrible void.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Hey look... she's eating a sammich! (eh, but from the looks of her photos, it doesn't get digested.)

Sammich my ass; she needs the entire fucking cow and a grain silo.

[Iowanian]

I particulary love love love the way you .

You wear a pinky ring, don't you?


It's probably a good thing you're a bottom, because Dane McCLOOOOOOOOOOOOD just BUFU'd you with a brocken glass glittered condom.

[dirk digler]

LMAO

You're laughing outside but admit it you have a huge boner right now looking at those awesome tits.

:D

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/4490-ts6-398x600.jpg

[burt]

You wear a pinky ring, don't you?


Hey......waita munute there, fella...........

[DaneMcCloud]

You're laughing outside but admit it you have a huge boner right now looking at those awesome tits.

:D



She looks like a freakin' tranny.

[Lumpy]

She looks like a freakin' tranny.

Oh... but u didn't answer Dirk's question. ROFL

[dirk digler]

She looks like a freakin' tranny.

I think I figured it out Tori = UP















just kidding UP you are probably alot prettier at least Iowanian thinks so. :D

[Jilly]

You guys must be blind Tori Spelling is hot as **** yo

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/torihotness99.jpg

oh bluck......her face wasn't ever much to work with to begin with, but now.....nope. nope. uh uh.

[Duck Dog]

Inferiority complexes can be a bitch.

ROFL Yeah, I lived in Cali for 2 years. If I wanted to live their, I would.

[Iowanian]

I'm excited for the moment when Holly Starr googles her name and finds this thread...and logs in.

[MOhillbilly]

I'm excited for the moment when Holly Starr googles her name and finds this thread...and logs in.

Fuckin jinxer. you take that back!

[Buck]

I'm excited for the moment when Holly Starr googles her name and finds this thread...and logs in.

Its inevitable.

Then she can weigh in on the whole Matt Rivers thing...

Or even better, she IS Matt Rivers....

[Halfcan]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U7EoAeL2p6A/SL7XiC3r7GI/AAAAAAAAAFs/fht6rpKTbYE/s400/DSC02677.JPG

I luv you Holly-pm me asap!

Thanks.

[DaneMcCloud]

Or even better, she IS Matt Rivers....

Dude, I think you nailed it.

Apart from the grammar, apart from the obvious lack of experience in Hollywood, apart from demanding my personal info, while refusing to provider his (hers), what kind of dude insults another dude for going to strip clubs and banging strippers?

That's the million dollar question, Sully!

[nychief]

holly eckley.... when i knew her growing up.

[Buck]

EINHORN IS FINKLE!

FINKLE IS EINHORN!

[Halfcan]

Those films are not on the same level as Transformer's 2. Those films are better than Tranformers 2.

the question is-is there Holly boobies in them?? :p

[Buck]

My name is Matt Rivers and I used to be a talent scout for "Click" model and talent agency in LA. I was recently in Los Vegas on business. While there I turned on the tv in my hotel room. Pleasantly surprised, I saw a familiar face and former talent, Miss Holly Starr. Not surprising, she was even more beautiful than I remembered her 10 years ago. As any male would, I googled Miss Starr to catch up on her.

I think the Bolded part makes this "guy's" post iffy.

[Phobia]

Dude, I think you nailed it.

Apart from the grammar, apart from the obvious lack of experience in Hollywood, apart from demanding my personal info, while refusing to provider his (hers), what kind of dude insults another dude for going to strip clubs and banging strippers?

That's the million dollar question, Sully!

I think a lot of us have been through that. I'm not gonna insult anybody for it but it's not something that I think is cool any longer. That was kinda 1996 for me.

[DaneMcCloud]

I think a lot of us have been through that. I'm not gonna insult anybody for it but it's not something that I think is cool any longer. That was kinda 1996 for me.

Yeah, me too. 1996 is when I met my wife. I've been a few times in the past 13 years, mostly on "guy" trips to Vegas. But I certainly didn't spend more than a few hours hanging out and that was mainly due to the fact that the other guys were single.

But I'm certainly not going to insult anyone for going, especially on Vegas trips or would I insult single friends.

IMO, that sounded to me like the voice of a woman, not a man.

[Phobia]

I dunno. Maybe. Could be. The original story sure sounds crazy though.

[DaneMcCloud]

I think the Bolded part makes this "guy's" post iffy.

In the first post, "he" stated he was a talent scout.

In "his" final post, "he" stated he was an intern.

As I previously mentioned, it's a complete phony.

[DaneMcCloud]

I dunno. Maybe. Could be. The original story sure sounds crazy though.

It's phony.

Like I said earlier, I have no vested interest in her career but making it an issue on Chiefsplanet can only do more harm than good for her.

I think Kirstie Tynes would agree.

[Iowanian]

I don't understand how any of you can say anything negative about Holly Starr, she's probably a 50!!! at Halo.

[Buck]

Yeah right.

/Hootie

[Demonpenz]

c

[Phobia]

Hey Claythan -

Click the ad below.

[Iowanian]

It has been said that In the early 1990s, the members of the band Mr Big saw Holly Starr in a vibra-colored bikini at the public pool and were inspired to write "to be with you".

Not long after, poloroids of her taken by an old boyfriend fell into the hands of the band Extreme, and no one slept until "hole in my heart" had been composed and recorded...fueled only by love and caffine for 7 days and nights.

[Demonpenz]

It has been said that In the early 1990s, the members of the band Mr Big saw Holly Starr in a vibra-colored bikini at the public pool and were inspired to write "to be with you".

Not long after, poloroids of her taken by an old boyfriend fell into the hands of the band Extreme, and no one slept until "hole in my heart" had been composed and recorded...fueled only by love and caffine for 7 days and nights.

the thing about extreme is they were all techincally awesome, better than hendrix, but instead people just bag on them for their cheesy music, if they could see the stuff I saw when Gary Sharone and I did some blow in 94 they would think differently /dane

[Iowanian]

Holly Starr hand-made her very first bikini for a movie roll out of a garage sale wolf t-shirt.

[Buck]

Phobia...does somebody owe somebody money?

[Phobia]

Phobia...does somebody owe somebody money?
No, Holly paid in full.

[Buck]

http://perfunction.typepad.com/perfunction/images/2008/09/11/rimshot.jpg

[Kyle DeLexus]

Yeah, me too. 1996 is when I met my wife. I've been a few times in the past 13 years, mostly on "guy" trips to Vegas. But I certainly didn't spend more than a few hours hanging out and that was mainly due to the fact that the other guys were single.

But I'm certainly not going to insult anyone for going, especially on Vegas trips or would I insult single friends.

IMO, that sounded to me like the voice of a woman, not a man.

You know the whole "there are some gentlemen on this site" thing is kind of strange too. I think we have Holly Starr as a memeber to be honest with you.

[Halfcan]

Yes Dane FANS , and Dane ofcouse. Thanks Dane for showing everyone just how well I rattled your chain. I particulary love love love the way you immediately talked about your "day at the beach with the wife and kiddos" on the heels of the strip club attack. The best thing is how your devoted fans stick up for their most popular bragger .People are so easily impressed with name dropping. And your fans would agree with you no matter what because they would not want to get bashed by the "best" now would they? Now let's talk about who is ****ing stupid. Like I would actually post my real name for an obviously revengeful person to try to mess up MY life the way you do others. Keep trying. Perhaps it is a form of my correct name? You seem to have nothing else to do but sit at the computer and argue and show how smart you are. It was great that you actually tried. tee hee.
I have a busy day scheduled so this reply with be short. This is the last day of my membership with Chiefs Planet. It is about as interesting as watching the games they play. Simply put, I wanted to state the truth about someone I knew in the past that made an impression because of choices.I was not her booking agent by the way. I was doing an internship there. If your fans care to decide which side of the sand box to sit in, they can do their own research and google her themselves. Or they can continue to side with their Hero and wait with baited breath to see what his response to this last post will be.
I'm out. Waste of time. You can't talk to crazy.


wow 4 post and out-a new record. :thumb:

[Kyle DeLexus]

wow 4 post and out-a new record. :thumb:

If that is Holly, she will be in trouble for this
This is the last day of my membership with Chiefs Planet. It is about as interesting as watching the games they play

[DaneMcCloud]

wow 4 post and out-a new record. :thumb:

How would a "guy" from San Francisco know or have any interest in the "games they play"?

Hi, Holly!

[Halfcan]

It's phony.

Like I said earlier, I have no vested interest in her career but making it an issue on Chiefsplanet can only do more harm than good for her.

I think Kirstie Tynes would agree.

Kristie Tynes-you will be getting an email from her lawyer about now. :)

[Halfcan]

How would a "guy" from San Francisco know or have any interest in the "games they play"?

Hi, Holly!


:clap:
yep exactly what I was thinking

lots of folks on here know lots of peoples real names, where they live ect. I don't think it has ever been a problem.

[Kyle DeLexus]

How would a "guy" from San Francisco know or have any interest in the "games they play"?

Hi, Holly!

If it is Holly, I'm siding with her.

If it's some stalker freak dude from San Fran, Dane just showed off his interweb badassness.

[Halfcan]

It has been said that In the early 1990s, the members of the band Mr Big saw Holly Starr in a vibra-colored bikini at the public pool and were inspired to write "to be with you".

Not long after, poloroids of her taken by an old boyfriend fell into the hands of the band Extreme, and no one slept until "hole in my heart" had been composed and recorded...fueled only by love and caffine for 7 days and nights.

ROFL now that was funny

[Halfcan]

If it is Holly, I'm siding with her.

If it's some stalker freak dude from San Fran, Dane just showed off his interweb badassness.

A guy from San Fran would NOT come on a Chiefs site. He just Happened to be looking up Holly and found this??

I call bullshit.

Come back Holly-we love you. :D

[Buck]

Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr

Not sure if this is going to help her find us on google or not, but might as well try

[DaneMcCloud]

Not sure if this is going to help her find us on google or not, but might as well try

If it IS her, fuck, talk about an inferiority complex!

A simple IP check might answer the question.

If only that Phobia guy were still a mod...

[Kyle DeLexus]

If Holly doesn't come back I'm going to start a Should we ban DanMcCloud poll.

[Buck]

Well the user allbusiness is currently online and viewing this thread....so...they really didn't leave.

[Hammock Parties]

Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr; Holly Starr

Not sure if this is going to help her find us on google or not, but might as well try

I could send her a link to this thread on facebook.

What do you think?

[Buck]

Yes

[Hammock Parties]

Do we have a second to the motion?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Second

[Buck]

I do want to find out who this idiot allbusiness is, but it may be funnier if Holly just found it by googling her name.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I do want to find out who this idiot allbusiness is, but it may be funnier if Holly just found it by googling her name.i google my name everyday, but no one gives a shit about me.

[Demonpenz]

holly please go out on a date with me, I make 11 or so dollars an hour and we can share a plate of applebees

[Hammock Parties]

She's on her way.

[Buck]

Holly. Do you think that you are hotter than Kirstie Tynes?

[Hammock Parties]

Hey Claythan -

Click the ad below.

I have ads turned off. Let me guess, something to do with modeling? ROFL

[Buck]

For reference:

http://www.babewarehouse.com/images/models/762/1092354663_main.jpg

[Kyle DeLexus]

I have ads turned off. Let me guess, something to do with modeling? ROFL

It was, it's now acting.

[Kyle DeLexus]

holly please go out on a date with me, I make 11 or so dollars an hour and we can share a plate of applebees

I don't mean to step on your toes or anything Penz, but I'm willing to go a full 3 course meal(has to be one off the menu) and I'll throw in an appetizer(after 9pm of course)

[Halfcan]

If Holly doesn't come back I'm going to start a Should we ban DanMcCloud poll.

I am sure she is lurking-just like J Wit does, Herm did, Clark Silver Spoons Hunt, Kirstie Tynes, Pioli, Cassel, LJ, Tony G. did, Gretz......

It is human nature to Want to know what people really think about you. When Allbusiness (Holly the Hottie) saw Danes very unfair remarks-she got her feelings hurted and made up some story- to come to her Own defense.

I personally think she is pretty cool-seems down to earth, and seems to have a good sense of humor-On 38 the Spot that is.

[Hammock Parties]

Herm lurked here?

Really?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Holly is way too fucking hot for me to go off on like Kirstie's mom. I'm not doing it. I'd much rather PIIHB.

[Buck]

Apparently the IP Address comes from Carlsbad, CA (for allbusiness)

Which is many, many miles south of San Francisco

[Halfcan]

Herm lurked here?

Really?

why else would he have done some of the dumb shit he did-CP put him up to it-lol

I believe Jo Po has actually quoted CP also.

[RJ]

She's purty.

This morning Steven St. John said she really knows how to grow melons. I agree. They are the bestest.



I hope you've learned a lesson about starting a thread saying a girl is purty.

Now look what you've done.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Apparently the IP Address comes from Carlsbad, CA (for allbusiness)

Which is many, many miles south of San FranciscoIsn't that many miles from KC also? Or does she just pretend to live here?

[Halfcan]

Apparently the IP Address comes from Carlsbad, CA (for allbusiness)

Which is many, many miles south of San Francisco

maybe allbiz makes the drive everyday :D-he IS a bigtime exec of a HUGE company... blah blah blah :rolleyes:

[DaFace]

Apparently the IP Address comes from Carlsbad, CA (for allbusiness)

Which is many, many miles south of San Francisco

You forgot the "fuzzy" part. It's entirely plausible that a person using that IP could be in SF.

[Buck]

You forgot the "fuzzy" part. It's entirely plausible that a person using that IP could be in SF.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I don't see how someone in The Bay Area could use an IP out of SoCal...

Is that even possible?

[Kyle DeLexus]

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Rookie

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I don't get it, why not speak up?

[DaFace]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I don't see how someone in The Bay Area could use an IP out of SoCal...

Is that even possible?

Actually, now that I look at it, VZW must pool out of one location nationally. According to his IP, Rain Man is in Carlsbad, too.

So I guess that means I'm of no help to you whatsoever.

[Buck]

SON OF A BITCH

[Halfcan]

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Rookie

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I don't get it, why not speak up?

Funny that Holly's show gets over about 6:00??

I think you have been found out cutie-but we still love you! :thumb:

[Pablo]

holly please go out on a date with me, I make 11 or so dollars an hour and we can share a plate of applebeesHolly, I only make $9 an hour, but I'm young and remarkably good looking. I also only drink whiskey on days with T's in them. So I'm not even an alcoholic!

And I can give you tours of the Joe that would blow your mind, 'penz knows nothing of the real hot spots in St. Joe. I could give you that inside information. I'll take you to 54th Street(fuck Crapplebee's).

You're so very sexy on the interwebz. Your pics = WIN.

[Buck]

Pffft.

Like she wants any of you losers.

$16.25/hr right here babe.

Ever been fucked by a fat man in a trench coat?

[Pablo]

Pffft.

Like she wants any of you losers.

$16.25/hr right here babe.

Ever been ****ed by a fat man in a trench coat?Does $16 an hour get you a sweet farmer's tan?

Prolly not.

Oh, and Holly. I wear bandanas when I work to keep the sweat outta my eyes. That's pretty badass. Once I save up half a year's pay I'm gonna buy a bike. That's really badass.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Holly, I only make $9 an hour, but I'm young and remarkably good looking. I also only drink whiskey on days with T's in them. So I'm not even an alcoholic!

And I can give you tours of the Joe that would blow your mind, 'penz knows nothing of the real hot spots in St. Joe. I could give you that inside information. I'll take you to 54th Street(fuck Crapplebee's).

You're so very sexy on the interwebz. Your pics = WIN.

If you guys really want to compete, $14/hr in Kansas so thats like $82/hr in Cali Buck. Very flexible hours, and I watch 38 the spot every night just to see Holly, I don't even like the shows that are on that much....ok I do but that's just a bonus. I'm willing to say forget applebees and go to Bonefish Grill or somewhere nice like that. Oh, I also will be living in a gated community when I go back to school so that'll keep the crazies out.

[Buehler445]

If you guys really want to compete, $14/hr in Kansas so thats like $82/hr in Cali Buck. Very flexible hours, and I watch 38 the spot every night just to see Holly, I don't even like the shows that are on that much....ok I do but that's just a bonus. I'm willing to say forget applebees and go to Bonefish Grill or somewhere nice like that. Oh, I also will be living in a gated community when I go back to school so that'll keep the crazies out.

I think Bonefish is owned by McDonalds. You really wanna take Holly to McDonalds?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Holly, I promise to put it in your ass.

That's all I'm bringing to the table.

[Buck]

Does $16 an hour get you a sweet farmer's tan?

Prolly not.

Oh, and Holly. I wear bandanas when I work to keep the sweat outta my eyes. That's pretty badass. Once I save up half a year's pay I'm gonna buy a bike. That's really badass.

Ok first of all, when this guy gets a bike, all these chicks are going to be throwing pussy at him like that shit is going out of style. Do you really want that in a guy?

If you guys really want to compete, $14/hr in Kansas so thats like $82/hr in Cali Buck. Very flexible hours, and I watch 38 the spot every night just to see Holly, I don't even like the shows that are on that much....ok I do but that's just a bonus. I'm willing to say forget applebees and go to Bonefish Grill or somewhere nice like that. Oh, I also will be living in a gated community when I go back to school so that'll keep the crazies out.

Bullshit. Its all about Location.

You ever been to SD Holly? We have beaches, Sea World, the Zoo (World-Famous Baby!), and like 40+ Applebees/Chili's/TGI Fridays. We could eat at a different one every night of the week, for like 6 WEEKS!

[Kyle DeLexus]

I think Bonefish is owned by McDonalds. You really wanna take Holly to McDonalds?

Chipotle is also owned by McDonalds and I would take her there if thats what she wanted....you see it's all about her with me, whatever she wants she gets.....unless it's the whole cuckold and bull thing, then I'd say no.

Ok first of all, when this guy gets a bike, all these chicks are going to be throwing pussy at him like that shit is going out of style. Do you really want that in a guy?



Bullshit. Its all about Location.

You ever been to SD Holly? We have beaches, Sea World, the Zoo (World-Famous Baby!), and like 40+ Applebees/Chili's/TGI Fridays. We could eat at a different one every night of the week, for like 6 WEEKS!

She went with KC over LA so I think I've got you there :). She knows what KC offers and I would take her to the College basketball experience on Sundays, and the Negro League Hall of Fame. Royals games, Chief games, KU events. It's win, win.

[Buehler445]

Chipotle is also owned by McDonalds and I would take her there if thats what she wanted....you see it's all about her with me, whatever she wants she gets.....unless it's the whole cuckold and bull thing, then I'd say no.


McDonald's sold Chipotle. I'm pretty sure they still have Bonefish.

[Kyle DeLexus]

McDonald's sold Chipotle. I'm pretty sure they still have Bonefish.

:cuss: My point still stands though. Whatever she wants...within reason.

[Pablo]

:cuss: My point still stands though. Whatever she wants...within reason.You can have whatever you like..you like..

Applebees, Miller Lite on ice. We can rent a movie, it's reasonably priced. You can have whatever you like.

[DaFace]

McDonald's sold Chipotle. I'm pretty sure they still have Bonefish.

As far as I know, Bonefish has never been affiliated with McDonald's. They're owned by the same company that runs Outback Steakhouse and others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OSI_Restaurant_Partners

[Kyle DeLexus]

As far as I know, Bonefish has never been affiliated with McDonald's. They're owned by the same company that runs Outback Steakhouse and others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OSI_Restaurant_Partners

I thought it sounded kind of funny. McDonalds owning something like Bonefish

[Buehler445]

As far as I know, Bonefish has never been affiliated with McDonald's. They're owned by the same company that runs Outback Steakhouse and others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OSI_Restaurant_Partners

FOCK.

I knew it was one of those damn companies we did presentations on.

My Fail.

Continue.

[Stewie]

I hope you've learned a lesson about starting a thread saying a girl is purty.

Now look what you've done.

I was just expressing my personal opinion. Who knew it would grow into something like this? A pissing contest and all the drama!

[DaFace]

FOCK.

I knew it was one of those damn companies we did presentations on.

My Fail.

Continue.

Haha...I thought you were in that class. That's why I was surprised when I saw you linking them to Mickey D's. ;)

[DaFace]

I was just expressing my personal opinion. Who knew it would grow into something like this? A pissing contest and all the drama!

Hi. Welcome to ChiefsPlanet.

[DeezNutz]

So, have we determined if she's better looking than the significant other of 97 or 98 percent of all CP posters?

[Buehler445]

Haha...I thought you were in that class. That's why I was surprised when I saw you linking them to Mickey D's. ;)

I've purposely tried to block that crap from day to day life.

Unless of course it is to ridicule someone :D.

[Stewie]

Actually, now that I look at it, VZW must pool out of one location nationally. According to his IP, Rain Man is in Carlsbad, too.

So I guess that means I'm of no help to you whatsoever.

I happened to click on this thread right when allbiz first posted. At that point he/she had Overland Park, KS as his/her location. It changed to San Francisco shortly after that.

[sedated]

Its not her.

[Lumpy]

Its not her.

Oh noes! ROFL What will u CP guys do now?

[Kyle DeLexus]

Oh noes! ROFL What will u CP guys do now?

Well I for one, am going to jump off a bridge or something.

[Jilly]

So, have we determined if she's better looking than the significant other of 97 or 98 percent of all CP posters?

I'm pretty sure she's better looking than mine.... and if she knocked on our door, I'd let him have her, but like I said, I'd be jealous.

[crazycoffey]

You can't talk to crazy.


sure you can, and if you were in the Dallas area you could even meet me!

[Consistent1]

I'm pretty sure she's better looking than mine.... and if she knocked on our door, I'd let him have her, but like I said, I'd be jealous.

Well damn, the least you could do is jump in, and take turns with the cam. It would be worthless without vid.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm pretty sure she's better looking than mine.... and if she knocked on our door, I'd let him have her, but like I said, I'd be jealous.

Wow. You're awesome.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The offer for ass sex still stands, Holly.