Now that is a high dollar prostitute

[Fat Elvis]

http://ap.cjonline.com/pstories/20090624/454149462.shtml

OKLAHOMA CITY — A woman has been fined $1,142 after pleading no contest to prostitution charges after she was accused of accepting a box of chips for sex. Police said they arrested 36-year-old Lahoma Sue Smith in southeast Oklahoma City after finding her in her car with a man who told officers he knew he could find a prostitute in the area.

Smith told officers the man said he didn't have any money so she agreed to accept a $30 case of chips as payment.

The man was not charged and his name hasn't been released.




I wonder if they were Frito Lays....

[Skip Towne]

Saw this on TV. Big, fat sumbitch.

[Dartgod]

Nobody can eat just one.

[seclark]

Nobody can eat just one.

nobody should eat one.
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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey she was hungry. A girl's gotta feed herself.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Cheeto!!!

[HonestChieffan]

Lahoma.

if she was from Columbia her name would have ben issouri

[JD10367]

Geez. You know how many guys she's gonna have to bang now to pay for that fine?!? If she gets the thirty bucks instead of the chips, that's 38 guys! (Well, she's still be $2 short, so throw in a handjob for a midget, I guess...)

[PhillyChiefFan]

Shoulda held out for a case of tasty cakes and a gallon of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey.

[1ChiefsDan]

worthless without pics:D

[38yrsfan]

To bad, she is just going to have to let the chips fall where they may ........

[PhillyChiefFan]

To bad, she is just going to have to let the chips fall where they may ........

:clap: Well done.

[MMXcalibur]

I guess you can say she's not feeling very "chippy" today!

HAHA*snort*

........I'll show myself out.

[38yrsfan]

Well come on now, what is fish without chips?

[Halfcan]

wow-pretty pathetic

[JD10367]

Well, I think we need to know what kind of chips they were before we make a judgement. I mean, are we talking cheap Lays potato chips? Or a nice premium-brand kettle-cooked?

[38yrsfan]

Since she was arrested and in the "can", I'd guess Pringles ......

[Frazod]

worthless without pics:D

Be careful what you wish for..... :eek:

[BigChiefFan]

Good Lord, what a waste of tax dollars.

[38yrsfan]

worthless without pics:D

Be careful what you wish for..... :eek:




Probably should have brought a couple of paper bags along ....

[Frazod]

http://tv.rightcelebrity.com/wp-content/photos/lahoma_sue_smith.jpg (http://tv.rightcelebrity.com/?pp_album=main&pp_cat=&pp_image=lahoma_sue_smith.jpg)


Probably should have brought a couple of paper bags along ....

Mercifully, I only see a red X.

And NO, really, you DON'T need to fix it. :grr:

[Ebolapox]

Cheeto!!!

ROFL

[alpha_omega]

Jeeeeez 38yrsfan....i think we all could have done without that.

This thread is worthless WITH pics.

[Phobia]

Nah

[38yrsfan]

Jeeeeez 38yrsfan....i think we all could have done without that.

This thread is worthless WITH pics.

With hindsight, I'd have to agree ...

I hear she might get something more out of this than a hard time from the police and the guy ......... residual payments from a new chip brand

Lahoma Lays.

[Fat Elvis]

Probably should have brought a couple of paper bags along ....

She is actually less ugly(?) than I imagined....

I thought she would of made some of those "faces of meth" hookers look like Cinderella....

[Fritz88]

http://ap.cjonline.com/pstories/20090624/454149462.shtml

OKLAHOMA CITY — A woman has been fined $1,142 after pleading no contest to prostitution charges after she was accused of accepting a box of chips for sex. Police said they arrested 36-year-old Lahoma Sue Smith in southeast Oklahoma City after finding her in her car with a man who told officers he knew he could find a prostitute in the area.

Smith told officers the man said he didn't have any money so she agreed to accept a $30 case of chips as payment.

The man was not charged and his name hasn't been released.




I wonder if they were Frito Lays....

Some of these women do it because they are so poor. She could be accepting that just to feed her children.

[Demonpenz]

if you can't feed em done' breed em

[Lzen]

Some of these women do it because they are so poor. She could be accepting that just to feed her children.

That's why they give foodstamps.

[T-post Tom]

Probably should have brought a couple of paper bags along ....


I hope they were "light" chips...

[listopencil]

I've heard of worse-

A few years ago a casino was opened close to our town. We're located just off of a freeway and the casino was built just South of us. Apparently they have some sort of "players club". You sign up and get an ID card that you swipe when you gamble. You can put money on the card as well. After you spend a certain amount of money they will give you freebies and promotional crap. They will also send you junk mail. To sweeten the deal, the card comes with a five dollar balance for new "players". So...a local skank was busted last year for getting guys to sign up for the cards and then giving them to her for a blowjob.


That's right...five dollars for a blowjob.

[listopencil]

Some of these women do it because they are so poor. She could be accepting that just to feed her children.

Legalizing prostitution would help with that.

[KcMizzou]

I've heard of worse-

A few years ago a casino was opened close to our town. We're located just off of a freeway and the casino was built just South of us. Apparently they have some sort of "players club". You sign up and get an ID card that you swipe when you gamble. You can put money on the card as well. After you spend a certain amount of money they will give you freebies and promotional crap. They will also send you junk mail. To sweeten the deal, the card comes with a five dollar balance for new "players". So...a local skank was busted last year for getting guys to sign up for the cards and then giving them to her for a blowjob.


That's right...five dollars for a blowjob.Five. Five dollar. Five dollar blow joooob.

[joesomebody]

I can see her getting out of this. I mean really, how many women have given it up after a guy buys them dinner?

[Frazod]

Five. Five dollar. Five dollar blow joooob.

ROFL

[Saul Good]

Was she arrested by Eric Estrada?

[Chaunceythe3rd]

Some of these women do it because they are so poor. She could be accepting that just to feed her children.

Tater chip casserole?

[wazu]

Some of these women do it because they are so poor. She could be accepting that just to feed her children.

From the picture, she looks like a heavier gal. Kind of doubting that a dangerous lack of food was a factor here.

[LaChapelle]

Shoestrings in a can. Why on earth I'm a thinking about those?

[alanm]

Five. Five dollar. Five dollar blow joooob.Now THAT was well played. :D

[Oceanic815Survivor]

I've heard of worse-

A few years ago a casino was opened close to our town. We're located just off of a freeway and the casino was built just South of us. Apparently they have some sort of "players club". You sign up and get an ID card that you swipe when you gamble. You can put money on the card as well. After you spend a certain amount of money they will give you freebies and promotional crap. They will also send you junk mail. To sweeten the deal, the card comes with a five dollar balance for new "players". So...a local skank was busted last year for getting guys to sign up for the cards and then giving them to her for a blowjob.


That's right...five dollars for a blowjob.

Did it come with a free buffet too?