Butt Sex Kills

[RustShack]

So I just got an interesting call from one of my friends. This girl we know was having butt sex on the couch when the guys parents came home. He pulled out quick as they rushed to get their cloths on. She shit on the couch when he pulled out and the parents found it, they said the dog must have shit on the couch. The dog was then taken out back and shot.

[Lumpy]

What kind of dog was it? LMAO

[RJ]

What kind of dog was it? LMAO


Don't know what kind, but its name was Lucky.

[sedated]

butt sex doesn't kill, ignorant rednecks kill.

[Gonzo]

What kind of dog was it? LMAO
ROFL

wait...wut?
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[Gonzo]

I can see it now...

"That dog's been eatin' corn and condoms! Shoot that mother fucker!"
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[sedated]

What kind of dog was it? LMAO

are you comparing courics?

[BigRock]

Did you know Mikey from the Life cereal commercials ate Pop Rocks and Jolt Cola and his stomach exploded?

[teedubya]

Is this that same girl who dumped you for that other dude?

What is it with Waterloo IA?

[DaFace]

Umm...someone needs to teach her how to properly "prepare" for such activities.

[RustShack]

Is this that same girl who dumped you for that other dude?

What is it with Waterloo IA?

I actually dumped her and no its someone from another town.

[Bugeater]

Wow. Just wow. ROFL

[BigMeatballDave]

ROFL

[88TG88]

You're lying, funny stuff like ths never happens in real life.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Kyle DeLexus]

Umm...someone needs to teach her how to properly "prepare" for such activities.

This. Bree Olson went into detail on the topic when she was a guest on the O&A show. She said all these girls watch some porn and think they can be like the pros. That's one reason I just don't think I could be in porn. She said mishaps like this happen with rookies all the time and the guy has to just clean up and keep going.

[Lumpy]

Umm...someone needs to teach her how to properly "prepare" for such activities.

*ahem*

[Frazod]

Sucks to be the dog. Talk about taking one for the team. :D

[Dante84]

Urban legend..... I heard at least three variations of this same story in college.

One dealt with a baby sitter who was the shitter.... a "friends cousin"

Another was a friend of someone's sister.. etc... in every story the dog got taken out back and shot, lol.

However, I DID hear Cowher bought a house in Leawood...

[Mecca]

This. Bree Olson went into detail on the topic when she was a guest on the O&A show. She said all these girls watch some porn and think they can be like the pros. That's one reason I just don't think I could be in porn. She said mishaps like this happen with rookies all the time and the guy has to just clean up and keep going.

You don't have what it takes to man up.

[FAX]

Finally. A workable solution to our old, obnoxious dog problem.

Now, I just have to find a girl willing to engage in anal sex on our sofa.

FAX

[Dante84]

Finally. A workable solution to our old, obnoxious girl problem.

Now, I just have to find a dog willing to engage in anal sex on our sofa.

[milkman]

So, did he lick her ass while the parents were shooting the dog?

[greg63]

I actually dumped her and no its someone from another town.

She wasn't by chance wearing a red bikini was she?

[Pioli Zombie]

Another day at the Palin house.
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[Scorp]

ewwww that is shitty!

[Pablo]

Well, I certainly hope they kept the dog alive long enough for him to eat the toilet snake.

Let him dispose of the poopie, then dispose of the doggie.

Ol' Yeller went out with a yelp, and breath stronger than a bathroom stall in Taco Bell.

[KCUnited]

just ask Farrah Fawcett.

[LaChapelle]

That's just nasty/Cleveland

[Gonzo]

Did the boyfriend wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing some kidneys?
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[bevischief]

I can see it now...

"That dog's been eatin' corn and condoms! Shoot that mother ****er!"
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ROFLROFL

[2112]

Umm...someone needs to teach her how to properly "prepare" for such activities.

It's the same as prepping for a colonoscopy :D you need a clean shute with no obstructions

[Scorp]

I love them girls that say they are saving their virginity for marriage, but you can f*ck me in the ass!

[Gonzo]

but you can f*ck me in the ass!
Bingo...

found my new sig.
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[KcFanInGA]

I have celery on my penis from the last time I did this.

[Hammock Parties]

That's why you always get an enema.

[bevischief]

That's why you always get an enema.

ROFL

[milkman]

That's why you always get an enema.

That is why women get an enema.

But you get them just cause it's as close to getting fucked that you've ever been.

[JD10367]

I don't know if I'd say butt sex kills, but it definitely stings and will make you walk funny the next day.

Oh, wait. I should've read the thread first. Um, never mind...

[Hammock Parties]

That is why women get an enema.

But you get them just cause it's as close to getting fucked that you've ever been.

Plastic hoses have great stamina, too.

[LaChapelle]

That's why you always get an enema.

Then her butt smells like prophylactic and you're right back where you started.

[bevischief]

I don't know if I'd say butt sex kills, but it definitely stings and will make you walk funny the next day.

Oh, wait. I should've read the thread first. Um, never mind...

ROFLROFL

[RealSNR]

What kind of dog was it? LMAOA shit-zu I believe

[Pioli Zombie]

This reminds me of the greatest moment in television history on the Newleywed Game.
"What would you say is the strangest place you and your husband ever made whoopie"

"The butt?"
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