If prostitution was legal

[LaChapelle]

What should the minimum age be, to be able to sell or buy?

[Gonzo]

Seven (to buy of course)
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[Slainte]

Wut exactly are u getting at?

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[Mile High Mania]

Very thought provoking thread... :rolleyes:

[Bugeater]

This reeks of a blueballs thread.

[Cash Cow]

17

[Crashride]

18

[Katipan]

Learners permit at 18

[HonestChieffan]

Set up a tax on it...higher demand ages get taxed higher.

[booger]

will they print coupons?

[Sully]

Learners permit at 18

And the comments my dad made with my driving learneds permit would still pertain...
"slow the fuck down, you're going to fast!"
"quit jerking it all over the place!"
"quit worrying about how cool you look or what's on the radio!"
And finally
"move over, I'm taking over!"

[Crashride]

And the comments my dad made with my driving learneds permit would still pertain...
"slow the **** down, you're going to fast!"
"quit jerking it all over the place!"
"quit worrying about how cool you look or what's on the radio!"
And finally
"move over, I'm taking over!"

ROFL

[RINGLEADER]

will they print coupons?

Will it be part of the stimulus package?

[Pioli Zombie]

18. Of course. I'm a tad concerned about the question. You want it lower???
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[JD10367]

Learners permit at 18

I was going to sat 21, but I like that idea better. How about a graduated scale?

18: you may kiss, touch boobies, and give or receive hand stimulus but are not allowed to facialize. Limited to one person at a session.

19: you may now include oral but no facializing or swallowing, still limited to one person at a session.

20: you are now allowed full-blown (pardon the pun) oral with any results, and may now have two people per session.

21: you may now include anal and vaginal penetration, and may have unlimited people at once.

50: you are forced into early retirement, except for being allowed to service Raider and Bronco fans. :)

[Baby Lee]

Grass and fields and playing ball and all. j/k

[JD10367]

Grass and fields and playing ball and all. j/k

The perverted and deceased uncle also liked to say, "If she's old enough to sit at the table, she's old enough to eat." :D

[Phobia]

And the comments my dad made with my driving learneds permit would still pertain...
"slow the **** down, you're going to fast!"
"quit jerking it all over the place!"
"quit worrying about how cool you look or what's on the radio!"
And finally
"move over, I'm taking over!"

This is definitely your best post ever.

[Mr. Krab]

18

[Oceanic815Survivor]

Will it be part of the stimulus package?

I think that kinda goes without saying. If there's no package stimulation then really, whats the point?

[Just Passin' By]

The same as the age of consent for a given state.

[Oceanic815Survivor]

I was going to sat 21, but I like that idea better. How about a graduated scale?

18: you may kiss, touch boobies, and give or receive hand stimulus but are not allowed to facialize. Limited to one person at a session.

19: you may now include oral but no facializing or swallowing, still limited to one person at a session.

20: you are now allowed full-blown (pardon the pun) oral with any results, and may now have two people per session.

21: you may now include anal and vaginal penetration, and may have unlimited people at once.

50: you are forced into early retirement, except for being allowed to service Raider and Bronco fans. :)



Hahaha nice, I concur

[ClevelandBronco]

...Limited to one person at a session...

Isn't that called masturbation? I mean, it kind of takes at least two...

[burt]

The same as the age of consent for a given state.

This. But the age of consent is too low most cases.

[luv]

If prostitution was legal, then there would be a lot more collected in taxes. I wonder how you would keep track of that? Clock in an out at the hotel room door?

[Just Passin' By]

If prostitution was legal, then there would be a lot more collected in taxes. I wonder how you would keep track of that? Clock in an out at the hotel room door?

Maybe a Value Added Tax on a 'per stroke' basis?

[ClevelandBronco]

Maybe a Value Added Tax on a 'per stroke' basis?

We could call it a "VAG" tax.

[luv]

Not just sales tax, but could you see prostitutes filling out I-9's and W-4's? And of course pimps would be taxed as well.

[LaChapelle]

20?

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[Just Passin' By]

Not just sales tax, but could you see prostitutes filling out I-9's and W-4's? And of course pimps would be taxed as well.

Well, we could look to Nevada for guidance:

http://www.onlinecasinoadvisory.com/casino-news/land/prostitution-ahead-of-casino-gambling-on-tax-plan-42685.htm

[LaChapelle]

You gotta wonder, how long after it became legal. That some jilted dude will turn in his ex for hooking with out a license. Hello 9-1-1 :)

[Halfcan]

I was going to sat 21, but I like that idea better. How about a graduated scale?

18: you may kiss, touch boobies, and give or receive hand stimulus but are not allowed to facialize. Limited to one person at a session.

19: you may now include oral but no facializing or swallowing, still limited to one person at a session.

20: you are now allowed full-blown (pardon the pun) oral with any results, and may now have two people per session.

21: you may now include anal and vaginal penetration, and may have unlimited people at once.

50: you are forced into early retirement, except for being allowed to service Raider and Bronco fans. :)

nice one ROFL

[Kyle DeLexus]

The same as the age of consent for a given state.

16 in Kansas!

"How's this years crop of freshman chicks looking?"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

[Rain Man]

I think it should not be age-specific, but rather be contingent on passing a proficiency exam, kind of like getting a GED or getting a driver's license. Offering sex for pay is a privilege, not a right!

[88TG88]

Not just sales tax, but could you see prostitutes filling out I-9's and W-4's? And of course pimps would be taxed as well.

If they were legal they shouldn't need a pimp right ? Or who would protect them on the job ? How high would health insurance rates be ?

[Discuss Thrower]

18 to be a customer, 25 (or 21) to be a provider. Yep, there's a double standard but protects from claims that prostitutes (namely girls) are entering the profession for the "wrong" reasons.

[Kyle DeLexus]

18 to be a customer, 25 (or 21) to be a provider. Yep, there's a double standard but protects from claims that prostitutes (namely girls) are entering the profession for the "wrong" reasons.If you can strip at 18 why not have sex for money at 18?

[MikeMaslowski]

I think it should not be age-specific, but rather be contingent on passing a proficiency exam, kind of like getting a GED or getting a driver's license. Offering sex for pay is a privilege, not a right!

I will volunteer to be the state tester for the 18-24 age group.

[LaChapelle]

The girl selling accessories will have to meet the age requirments. Condoms(no BYOC), Viagra, 20 minutes of life insurance. Fluff service.

[Discuss Thrower]

If you can strip at 18 why not have sex for money at 18?

You can't get pregnant or get an STI from stripping, that's my excuse.

[1adam1238]

18 here where it is legal, but I wouldn't know about pricing....

[Basileus777]

If prostitutes were outlawed, only outlaws would have prostitutes.

[Kyle DeLexus]

You can't get pregnant or get an STI from stripping, that's my excuse.

They can get the same stuff from just having sex. If it's regulated, you would have the girls using protection so that would cut down on those types of risks.

[Rain Man]

I will volunteer to be the state tester for the 18-24 age group.

It would probably be one of the better state government jobs out there.

[Discuss Thrower]

They can get the same stuff from just having sex. If it's regulated, you would have the girls using protection so that would cut down on those types of risks.

I just feel like the outcry against young folk selling "themselves" at such a young age would be too much. Similar to the disparity in drinking age. What is right about making someone eligible to be killed in war but at the same time forbidding them from drinking until three years later? I'm also of the presumption that prostitution would feed off of bar business, thus necessitating prostitutes to be of legal drinking age so that they fully maximize their clientele.

Also, legal approval of prostitution would necessitate all states harmonizing their age of consent to 18 to make things all square. What's the logic in allowing someone to have sex for fun at 16/17 when they can't do it as a job until 18?

I think that American culture is too protective of a notion of feminine fragility, for lack of a better term. Nothing drastically changes between the years of 18 and 21 for any person, but I think the thought of senior girls in high school turning tricks would be too repugnant for the populace to stomach. Possibly even on par with the thought of senior boys working as gigolos. Though I have no knowledge off hand of any high school aged male (15+) sleeping with a teacher, I'd imagine it would be met with the same stigma that Mary Kay Letourneau and Debra LeFave's received, though I think there an even if not more amount of male teachers screwing around with their female pupils.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I just feel like the outcry against young folk selling "themselves" at such a young age would be too much. Similar to the disparity in drinking age. What is right about making someone eligible to be killed in war but at the same time forbidding them from drinking until three years later? I'm also of the presumption that prostitution would feed off of bar business, thus necessitating prostitutes to be of legal drinking age so that they fully maximize their clientele.

Also, legal approval of prostitution would necessitate all states harmonizing their age of consent to 18 to make things all square. What's the logic in allowing someone to have sex for fun at 16/17 when they can't do it as a job until 18?

I think that American culture is too protective of a notion of feminine fragility, for lack of a better term. Nothing drastically changes between the years of 18 and 21 for any person, but I think the thought of senior girls in high school turning tricks would be too repugnant for the populace to stomach. Possibly even on par with the thought of senior boys working as gigolos. Though I have no knowledge off hand of any high school aged male (15+) sleeping with a teacher, I'd imagine it would be met with the same stigma that Mary Kay Letourneau and Debra LeFave's received, though I think there an even if not more amount of male teachers screwing around with their female pupils.

What's the logic in allowing someone to play basketball for fun during high school but they can't do it as a job until one year removed from high school?

And FWIW, the age is 18 in Nevada so the standard is set.

[Discuss Thrower]

What's the logic in allowing someone to play basketball for fun during high school but they can't do it as a job until one year removed from high school?

And FWIW, the age is 18 in Nevada so the standard is set.

Professional sports leagues have their own rules that aren't entirely relevant to the conversation. According to MO Labor Laws, a child can work in "hazardous" jobs provided they are older than 16. MO Age of Consent is 17, which stands to reason that assuming prostitution is legalized, then logically MO citizens can prostitute themselves at age 17. I don't have a problem with that (given the conditions necessary for relatively safe prostitution is provided for by law anyway) but I can imagine many people would though.

[JuicesFlowing]

Why are prostitutes all caked with make-up and hairspray? Prostitution would be so much better if they actually didn't look like clowns. Just a suggestion to the Whore Lords.

[JD10367]

If prostitutes were outlawed, only outlaws would have prostitutes.

You can take my prostitute when you can pry her from my cold, dead fingers!

[Kyle DeLexus]

You can take my prostitute when you can pry her from my cold, dead fingers!You do realize your woman is made of straw?

Yes sir, I figured thats why she burned so well.

[Discuss Thrower]

You do realize your woman is made of straw?

Yes sir, I figured thats why she burned so well.

I thought straws had a propensity into being objects that suck inherently well?

[Rain Man]

You can take my prostitute when you can pry her from my cold, dead fingers!

Shouldn't that be, "You can take me from my prostitute when you pry me from her cold, dead fingers"?

[Rain Man]

I'm still thinking that a proficiency test would be ideal. Not only would it guarantee that the women are qualified to do the work, but it would also be a quality guarantee. It would help set good price standards if you could approach a woman and ask to see her quality grades. For example, if you knew going in that the blonde scored an 86 on oral sex, a 68 on missionary, a 44 in doggy style, a 79 in reverse cowgirl, a 42 on anal, a 68 in nurse fantasies, an 11 in oil wrestling, a 72 in bondage, and a 96 on girl-girl threesomes, it would help you determine if she was a fit compared to the brunette on the next corner who scored a 72, 75, 88, 56, 19, 61, 14, 39, and 52. In turn, the weakest providers would be winnowed out over time, while those with the most natural talent and drive to succeed would be more successful and command higher wages. Everyone wins with transparent quality standards.

[Just Passin' By]

I'm still thinking that a proficiency test would be ideal. Not only would it guarantee that the women are qualified to do the work, but it would also be a quality guarantee. It would help set good price standards if you could approach a woman and ask to see her quality grades. For example, if you knew going in that the blonde scored an 86 on oral sex, a 68 on missionary, a 44 in doggy style, a 79 in reverse cowgirl, a 42 on anal, a 68 in nurse fantasies, an 11 in oil wrestling, a 72 in bondage, and a 96 on girl-girl threesomes, it would help you determine if she was a fit compared to the brunette on the next corner who scored a 72, 75, 88, 56, 19, 61, 14, 39, and 52. In turn, the weakest providers would be winnowed out over time, while those with the most natural talent and drive to succeed would be more successful and command higher wages. Everyone wins with transparent quality standards.

Comment cards could become "must read" material.

[Rain Man]

Comment cards could become "must read" material.


Excellent suggestion. Perhaps it would be like taxicabs where they have to present a license, and you can then post your comments online. When you pull your car up in a bad neighborhood, and she says, "Want to have a good time?", you would say, "Depends. Give me your number and let me look you up."