***The Official 2009 MLB All-Star Thread***

[Coach]

Yes, this also includes the Home Run Derby and other things.

[Coach]

Sorrwies, you don't get shit.

Get lost now, plz.

[Coach]

I don't know what rules more, the homers or the kids in the outfield, epic-failing on national TV.

[Sure-Oz]

Wow i wish we had a damn hitter in the HR derby, hell brandon fucking inge is in it

[Coach]

Wow i wish we had a damn hitter in the HR derby, hell brandon fucking inge is in it

Somebody should tell Dayton Moore that Adum Dunn would be the good choice to get.

[Coach]

Yeah, Inge doesn't deserve that gatorade....

[Sure-Oz]

Hilarious that Inge didn't even hit a HR, he just looked odd in that group of power hitters

[Coach]

Ah, Joe Buck fellating the fans. :shake:

[sportsman1]

Yeah that sh*t has gotten old really quick about the St.Loser fans.

[Sure-Oz]

Well it is in STL, if it was in KC we'd be happy as fuck they were talking about us

maybe in 2012

[Dartgod]

This is the worst home run derby EVAR!

[Sure-Oz]

Lets show josh hamiltons HR's even though Justin Morneau won and even was called john or something like that last year lol

[Coach]

Wow, Pujols isn't delivering....

[Dartgod]

Poo Holes struggling.

ROFL

[Coach]

And FTR, I will glady pay somebody just to shut Chris Berman's fat mouth up for good.

[Sure-Oz]

Fan Interference

[Coach]

[Cub fan]Review that shit! That's interference!!!11 [/Cub fan]

[Sure-Oz]

Albert is a singles hitter

[Dartgod]

And FTR, I will glady pay somebody just to shut Chris Berman's fat mouth up for good.
This!

[Coach]

Wow, this is almost epic fail....

[Sure-Oz]

LOL all his HR's are barely out, towering drives but no massive distance like prince and ryan

[Coach]

I gotta admit, ESPN has showed both of those HR's as if they were moonshots, but both landed in the first couple rows.

Sickening...

[Coach]

STRIKE 3!

[Sure-Oz]

STRIKE 3!

Boomer is acting like they are bombs

[Sure-Oz]

I voted for prince fielder

[Sure-Oz]

LOL love the fan hr

[Dartgod]

Poo Holes bailed out by the fan.

[Coach]

Boomer is acting like they are bombs

That's a no shit.

Berman: "That ball is tattooed! Way back! Gone!"

Me: Into the SECOND FUCKING ROW!

[Captain Obvious]

It's hard for Pujols to swing the bat with all of the announcers hanging off of his nuts.

[Dartgod]

It's hard for Pujols to swing the bat with all of the announcers hanging off of his nuts.:clap:

[Sure-Oz]

It's hard for Pujols to swing the bat with all of the announcers hanging off of his nuts.

ROFL

[Sure-Oz]

I bet the announcers wish pujols would batoff on them

[Sure-Oz]

Way back back back to the 3rd row!!!!!!!!!!

[Sure-Oz]

High leg kick albert? watch he'll turn into the ankiel of hitters and forget how to hit after the as game

[Coach]

High leg kick albert? watch he'll turn into the ankiel of hitters and forget how to hit after the as game

That could possibly happen, and screw up his rythm. It has happened before with several players.

[Sure-Oz]

Poojols is emotionally, mentally and physically worn out according to steve dayton moore phillips

[Coach]

Back, back, back, back....

Warning Track Power!

[Sure-Oz]

STFU boomer!! seriously toss his salad after its over...

if pooholes doesnt get past this round berman might just cry

[Coach]

My God, is he gonna Inge this round?

[Sure-Oz]

Now alberts gotta.....rinse and repeat every few outs...

but now alberts gotta get on it 6 outs

oh albert has to hit 10 hrs hes just gotta!!!!!!!1

[Sure-Oz]

MAGICAL HR in the 1st row!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /berman/

[DeezNutz]

Tomorrow night, when Pujols touches the same baseball that Obama has touched, doves will sing.

[Sure-Oz]

Tomorrow night, when Pujols touches the same baseball that Obama has touched, doves will sing.

ROFL

[Sure-Oz]

dont talk about princes father he hates big fatty cecil

[Coach]

Hey PRINCE! There's some donuts out at the right field!

[Coach]

"Inge" should be a new term for urban dictionary. As in "he Inge'd that". Definition: to epically fail in a contest.

[BigRedChief]

Tomorrow night, when Pujols touches the same baseball that Obama has touched, doves will sing.ROFL

[Sure-Oz]

"Inge" should be a new term for urban dictionary. As in "he Inge'd that". Definition: to epically fail in a contest.

it's brandon freakin inge, where's miguel cabrera

[Sure-Oz]

503 foot bomb by prince!

[Coach]

503 feet by Fielder. Now that's, a fucking moonshot, you fucking ESPN announcers.

[Sure-Oz]

They are sad alberts out

they aren't as excited now

[Coach]

They are sad alberts out

they aren't as excited now

Well, at least what was awesome was that slomo of Prince looks like the slomo video of Homer swinging in the softball episode.

[Sure-Oz]

Well, at least what was awesome was that slomo of Prince looks like the slomo video of Homer swinging in the softball episode.

ROFL

so true

[Coach]

Plz stop zooming in the person she is trying to interview, and zoom in at Erin.

[Coach]

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[Coach]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/6d/Hmoe.jpg

[Sure-Oz]

Cecil's financial woes came to light in 2004, during his divorce proceedings with Stacey. Each blamed the other for the family's financial ruin: Stacey pointed to Cecil's gambling; he cited her extravagant spending. Prince took Stacey's side, engaging in shouting matches with Cecil in the courtroom and over the phone. "Prince felt like he needed to protect his mother and become the man of the house, so we had some heated conversations," says Cecil. "Some bad things were said." Prince also accused his father of taking $200,000 of his signing bonus without permission. "My father is dead to me," he told The Detroit News in 2004.