2009 MLB All-Star game thread

[alnorth]

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The American League has *STILL* not lost the All-Star game since 1996

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Roy Halladay 2IP 3R 3ER 0BB 0K
Mark Buehrle 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Zack Greinke 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 2K
Edwin Jackson 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Felix Hernandez 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Win Jonathan Papelbon 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 1K
Hold Joe Nathan 1IP 0R 0ER 1BB 1K
Save Mariano Rivera 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 1K

VS.

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Tim Lincecum 2IP 2R 1ER 0BB 1K
Hold Ryan Franklin 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Hold Dan Haren 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Blown Save Chad Billingsley 1IP 1R 1ER 0BB 0K
Trevor Hoffman 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Francisco Cordero 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Loss Heath Bell 1IP 1R 1ER 1BB 1K
Francisco "K-Rod" Rodriguez 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 1K

Home Runs

none

Starting Lineups

AL

1. Ichiro Suzuki, RF
1. Edwin Jackson, P
1. Justin Morneau, 1B
2. Derek Jeter, SS
2. Jason Bartlett, SS
3. Joe Mauer, C
3. Curtis Granderson, CF
4. Mark Teixeira, 1B
4. Victor Martinez, C
5. Jason Bay, LF
5. Adam Jones, RF
6. Josh Hamilton, CF
6. Felix Hernandez, P
6. Jonathan Papelbon, P
6. Kevin Youkilis, ph
6. Joe Nathan, P
6. Marino Rivera, P
7. Michael Young, 3B
7. Ben Zobrist, ph/2B
8. Aaron Hill, 2B
8. Brandon Inge, 3B
9. Roy Halladay, P
9. Mark Buehrle, P
9. Zack Greinke, P
9. Carl Crawford, ph/LF

NL

1. Hanley Ramirez, SS
1. Trevor Hoffman, P
1. Adrian Gonzalez, 1B
2. Chase Utley, 2B
2. Orlando Hudson, ph/2B
3. Albert Pujols, 1B
3. Francisco Cordero, P
3. Heath Bell, P
3. Ryan Howard, ph
3. Francisco "K-Rod" Rodriguez, P
4. Ryan Braun, RF/LF
4. Justin Upton, ph/LF
5. Raul Ibanez, LF
5. Brad Hawpe, RF
6. David Wright, 3B
6. Chad Billingsley, P
6. Miguel Tejada, SS
7. Shane Victorino, CF
7. Jayson Werth, CF
8. Yadier Molina, C
8. Brian McCann, ph/C
9. Tim Lincecum, P
9. Prince Fielder, ph
9. Ryan Franklin, P
9. Dan Haren, P
9. Ryan Zimmerman, 3B

[Reerun_KC]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Seriously? Without Roids, Baseball is boring...

[Reaper16]

AL 4 LYFE

[RJ]

I'll be watching. I enjoy the MLB All Star game, I've probably seen every one (at least in part) for the past 40+ years.

[teedubya]

hey alnorth gets to do a game thread for a meaningful game!

[Sure-Oz]

I hope zack does well, i'll probably catch the first few innings

[alnorth]

hey alnorth gets to do a game thread for a meaningful game!

huzzah

[Deberg_1990]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Seriously?


Should be exciting. The winning league gets home field for the World Series!! You cant create excitement like that! Oh wait......

[Halfcan]

It has been awhile since the NL has won-this just might be their year.

[kc1977]

I hope zack does well, i'll probably catch the first few innings

I hope he gets to pitch - I just heard Buerhle on the St. Louis news that he is coming in 2nd for the AL after Halladay.

[Sure-Oz]

I hope he gets to pitch - I just heard Buerhle on the St. Louis news that he is coming in 2nd for the AL after Halladay.

Good, i wont have to watch too long

[kc1977]

Good, i wont have to watch too long

No, I mean Mark Buerhle said Mark Buerhle was coming in to pitch after Halladay. I have no idea if Grienke is even in the queu, or if he is going to be "saved" in case the game goes to extra innings.

[Sure-Oz]

No, I mean Mark Buerhle said Mark Buerhle was coming in to pitch after Halladay. I have no idea if Grienke is even in the queu, or if he is going to be "saved" in case the game goes to extra innings.

AHhh i see... damnit ill wait it out, he better pitch

[Reaper16]

If he doesn't pitch 2 fucking innings in this game, I am going to be pissed right the fuck off.

[kc1977]

If he doesn't pitch 2 ****ing innings in this game, I am going to be pissed right the **** off.

I'll be surprised at this point if he gets more than 1 inning. I bet Halladay and Buerhle get 2, and then 2 starters (hopefully Grienke is one of them) will get 1 inning each and then they will turn it over to relievers in the 7th. There looks like quite a few starters on the team (Halladay, Buerhle, Grienke, Beckett, Verlander, Edwin Jackson, and Wakefield (and his 4.31 ERA)).

[Sure-Oz]

No worries...hillman will make sure zack pitches, like 7 innings and throws atleast 110 pitches

[Reaper16]

Buerhle going after Halliday is a huge joke.

[Reaper16]

"blah blah bah STL is best townz blah bleh"

[Sure-Oz]

cmon they gotta show zack talking to obama lol,

[Reaper16]

cmon they gotta show zack
I agree.

[Sure-Oz]

OMG they showed trey as the 1st coach announced OMG

GO TREYSZZZZZZZZz

[Sure-Oz]

ZACK!!!!!

[Reaper16]

Greinke got a good reception. I'm surprised.

[Sure-Oz]

I love his goofy looking smile, like he farted or something or pulled a prank on somone

[Sure-Oz]

Greinke got a good reception. I'm surprised.

I noticed that too, surprising.

[Sure-Oz]

Why didn't we get Cruz, we could've had him for nothing

[Sure-Oz]

YEAHHH JOE SUCKS RUN HIM OUTTA STL!

[Sure-Oz]

LOL@ted lilly

[Sure-Oz]

damn trevor hoffman is old

[Sure-Oz]

Silence on the pirates players lol

[Frazod]

LOL@ted lilly

That was great. LMAO

Suck it, Cub boy.

[Sure-Oz]

That was great. LMAO

Suck it, Cub boy.

Gotta love the smile on his face though haha

[Coach]

Classy fans, eh?

Not so much.

[Reaper16]

Classy fans, eh?

Not so much.
Oh, c'mon. STL citizens are often among the highest magnitude of douchebagerry, but the booing was funny.

[Sure-Oz]

I want to see zack hit damnit

[Coach]

Oh, c'mon. STL citizens are often among the highest magnitude of douchebagerry, but the booing was funny.

Yet, they call themselves the greatest fans in the history of the world. If that was a fact, then there's no reason at all to boo at Lilly, who haven't done anything to the Cardinals.

Now if they were to Boo at Zambrano, that I could understand. But Ted Fucking Lilly? Are you serious?

[Sure-Oz]

I hope zack gets to pitch to media's favorite HR derby hitter

[Sure-Oz]

Go Ibanezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Reaper16]

Yet, they call themselves the greatest fans in the history of the world. If that was a fact, then there's no reason at all to boo at Lilly, who haven't done anything to the Cardinals.

Now if they were to Boo at Zambrano, that I could understand. But Ted Fucking Lilly? Are you serious?
You wouldn't boo a Bronco or a Raider just 'cuz?

[Rigodan]

Was it just me or did they announce Joe Torre as the manager of the Los Angeles Lakers?

[Frazod]

You wouldn't boo a Bronco or a Raider just 'cuz?

Of course he would. :shake:

[Reaper16]

Obama?!?! Someone, quick -- start the TEA PARTY!

[Coach]

You wouldn't boo a Bronco or a Raider just 'cuz?

Well, considering we (Chiefs fans) don't have the "Greatest Fans in the World" slogan on us, or openly say it like the Cards, of fucking course I would.

[Reaper16]

Obama?!?! Someone, quick -- start the TEA PARTY!
MOAR PREDIENTZ!

[Thig Lyfe]

Damn, Obama looked tired as fuck. Meanwhile, a fresh-faced Bush is obviously getting some rest now that he has more free time on his hands.

[Reaper16]

They skipped Reagan cuz he dead lol

[Coach]

*sigh* Every year, the AS gets longer and longer.

[Sure-Oz]

Damn, Obama looked tired as ****. Meanwhile, a fresh-faced Bush is obviously getting some rest now that he has more free time on his hands.

Cause obama was at ryan howards party after the as shit partying it up with alyssa milano

[Reaper16]

Cause obama was at ryan howards party after the as shit partying it up with alyssa milano
He was probably up at like 2 in the morning doing shots of maple syrup and straight Vermouth with Matt Stairs.

[alnorth]

They skipped Reagan cuz he dead lol

I'm disappointed. They could have used some cool CGI to animate a zombie Reagan.

[Farzin]

Obama Mama!

[chiefsfan987]

*sigh* Every year, the AS gets longer and longer.

Just doing their part to help people on the west coast get home in time for the game. It's only 5:30 out here.

[Thig Lyfe]

This is obviously the first step in the implementation of Obama's MANDATORY VOLUNTEER/SLAVE CONSCRIPTION PROGRAM FROM SOCIALIST HELL!!!

[Frazod]

Good God, can we PLEASE START THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY? :banghead:

[Sure-Oz]

I'm disappointed. They could have used some cool CGI to animate a zombie Reagan.

They shouldve used the same cgi they usedi n terminator salvation for arnies faceLMAO

[Reaper16]

ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH ARCH

[Thig Lyfe]

FUCK YOU SUBWAY

[Reaper16]

now wearing: Zack Greinke "10, jack, queen, king, ACE" shirt

now drinking: Boulevard Bully! Porter

[Thig Lyfe]

I hope she breaks into "Soak Up The Sun" soon!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sure-Oz]

He was probably up at like 2 in the morning doing shots of maple syrup and straight Vermouth with Matt Stairs.

LMAO

[Reaper16]

That House season 6 trailer will probably the coolest thing about tonight.

[Sure-Oz]

I bet joe buck is wet announcing this shit,...

did his show get canceled after artie fucked him

[Reaper16]

If Stan Musial wants to be chauffeured in a Little Tykes truck, then he damn well can.

[Sure-Oz]

That House season 6 trailer will probably the coolest thing about tonight.

Ive never seen the show, well actually parts of some eps...looked like a good show.

I just remember last season kumar left

[Coach]

Musial, arguably one of the best players in baseball.

[Sure-Oz]

a little boos mixed in for the prezz, haha hes got his sox jacket on

[Reaper16]

President Barack Carcetti is wearing his lame-ass White Sox jacket. Dumb.

[Sure-Oz]

wow nice camera work fox

[Coach]

Oh my god, what a terrible camera angle...

[Sure-Oz]

President Barack Carcetti is wearing his lame-ass White Sox jacket. Dumb.

he shoulda worn a cubs jacket

[Thig Lyfe]

Wow, great camera work on that pitch, jackasses. The main thing you look for is if the pitch gets to the plate, and they don't even show it in the replay.

[Sure-Oz]

Do you hear the doves singing?? i do...magical.../deeznutz/

[DeezNutz]

Sox?

Unite and not divide my ass.../doves fall in disgust/

[Sure-Oz]

Sox?

Unite and not divide my ass.../doves fall in disgust/

LMAO

[Sure-Oz]

zack should bean pujols in the head and then soria can come out from a dugout and beat him down with a chair as they both spray nWo on pujols back....

[Reaper16]

zack should bean pujols in the head and then soria can come out from a dugout and beat him down with a chair as they both spray nWo on pujols back....
That'd be Just. Too. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

[Halfcan]

Musial, arguably one of the best players in baseball.

The most consistent hitter. :thumb:

[Sure-Oz]

That'd be Just. Too. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

LMAO

[Thig Lyfe]

President Barack Carcetti is wearing his lame-ass White Sox jacket. Dumb.

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[Ebolapox]

You wouldn't boo a Bronco or a Raider just 'cuz?

both teams have:

1) won playoff games in my lifetime
2) beaten us in significant games in my lifetime
3) won a championship in my lifetime
4) have more championships than us in my lifetime.

[Sure-Oz]

lincecum sure as fuck would've looked good in royal blue :(

[alnorth]

Top 1st

Suzuki singles to right
Jeter hit by pitch, Suzuki to second
Mauer reaches, Jeter to second on a 2-5 fielder's choice, Suzuki out at third
Teixeira reaches, Mauer to second, Jeter scores on an Error by 1B
Bay singles to center, Teixeira to second, Mauer to third
Hamilton reaches, Teixeira to third, Mauer scores on a 3-6 fielder's choice, Bay out at second
Young grounds out to third

2 runs, 2 hits, 1 error

Bottom 1st

Ramirez lines out to second
Utley grounds out to first
Pujols grounds out to third

0 runs, 0 hits

[DeezNutz]

lincecum sure as **** would've looked good in royal blue :(

I can't let it go either. It's the first thing I think about when I see him.

[Sure-Oz]

I can't let it go either. It's the first thing I think about when I see him.

me too, and i saw him pitch in person last year at the K and was bitching about it the whole game

[Reaper16]

I can't let it go either. It's the first thing I think about when I see him.
I was one of those people who didn't want Lincecum because he looked like a Tommy John surgery on legs. It appears that I was wrong.

[Sure-Oz]

Fuck off jeter pussy...this is serious business

[Thig Lyfe]

lincecum sure as fuck would've looked good in royal blue :(

He'd look good in anything with that dreamy hair of his.

[Frazod]

I literally screamed when they introduced Dan Haren. I still can't get over the Cardinals trading him for Mark Fucking Mulder. :#

[Thig Lyfe]

I hope that HBP sparks a beanball war that devolves into an all-out bench clearing brawl.

[Sure-Oz]

He'd look good in anything with that dreamy hair of his.

that shit flows doesn't it? fabio style

[DeezNutz]

I literally screamed when they introduced Dan Haren. I still can't get over the Cardinals trading him for Mark ****ing Mulder. :#

Yeah, that didn't work out too good. At least there was some logic behind the move.

Royals fans would kill for even logical moves.

[Reaper16]

Heh heh

[Frazod]

Good job, Wright. Douche.

Chipper Jones should be starting for the NL.

[DeezNutz]

Butler makes that play.

[Reaper16]

Pujols, Man of the Golden Gloves

[Sure-Oz]

Pujols choking omg!!!!!!!!1

[chiefsfan987]

Haha

[wild1]

Hillman is in the dugout?

[kc1977]

WAY TO GO ALBIE PUJOLS!!!

[Reaper16]

Lincecum is choking.

[wild1]

call down to the bullpen!

[Sure-Oz]

Hillman is in the dugout?

he's in the nl dugout fingering larussas butthole

[Sure-Oz]

Lincecum is choking.

its the whole royals reference i made, it fucked him over

[Thig Lyfe]

If they get to Halladay, will he bat? Or will they yank him?

[Reaper16]

More like LOLincecum

[wild1]

he's in the nl dugout fingering larussas butthole

No, it was the AL dugout... someone else must be fingering larussas butthole

[Thig Lyfe]

I heard the Yankees are going to sign Neifi Perez so they can finally acquire Zack Greinke.

[DeezNutz]

I heard the Yankees are going to sign Neifi Perez so they can finally acquire Zack Greinke.

Nah, they'll trade us a 42-year-old Damon.

[Sure-Oz]

No, it was the AL dugout... someone else must be fingering larussas butthole

yeah he's def. fingering maddons then

[alnorth]

one run earned, one unearned. Jeter would have scored anyway, but the second run would not have come home.

[Thig Lyfe]

Hey, has anybody noticed that "Pujols" sounds like "Poo Holes"!?!?!?!?


LOL

[DeezNutz]

That ball was hit sort of hard.

LMAO.

[Sure-Oz]

halladay better hit pujols for retaliation, take care of your own AL

[Sure-Oz]

"it was arod and now its pujols, until he gets busted with a banned substance"

[Reaper16]

PuLOLes

[Sure-Oz]

That's how you play 3b!

[wild1]

that's how you get a guy out from third, young..

[Sure-Oz]

Anyone else hate this shitty music like its the damn presidential election

[alnorth]

hey National League, thats how you play defense, scrubs

[Reaper16]

NationLOL LOLeague

[Sure-Oz]

NationLOL LOLeague

LMAO

[alnorth]

Top 2nd

Hill grounds out to shortstop
Halladay strikes out (looking)
Suzuki flies out to right

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 2nd

Braun flies out to center
Ibanez grounds out to second
Wright singles to center
Victorino singles to right, Wright to second
Molina singles to center, Victorino to third, Wright scores, Molina to second, Victorino scores on an Error by CF

Prince Fielder bats for Lincecum

Fielder hits a ground-rule double to left, Molina scores
Ramirez grounds out to second

3 runs, 4 hits, 1 error

[Archie F. Swin]

Micheal Young need to be a Royal...he just doesn;t know it yet

[Frazod]

You clowns kill me. You'd trade every player on the Royals roster and your kids to get Pujols in Kansas City.

[Sure-Oz]

Micheal Young need to be a Royal...he just doesn;t know it yet

Supposedly Bianchi is projected to be micheal young, i sure as hell hope so

[Reaper16]

Halladay gets to bat!

[Jethopper]

good coverage fox ............

[wild1]

Anyone else hate this shitty music like its the damn presidential election

Dear Leader is going to be in the booth later.

[Reaper16]

You clowns kill me. You'd trade every player on the Royals roster and your kids to get Pujols in Kansas City.
Nah.

[Sure-Oz]

im surprised they didnt ph with zack

[Archie F. Swin]

Joe Buck is the national face of mediocrity

[Reaper16]

Supposedly Bianchi is projected to be micheal young, i sure as hell hope so
really? Bianchi makes a lot of errors. His bat is tremendous when healthy, though, as he has shown this year.

[Jethopper]

Greinke would have parked that one.

[Sure-Oz]

really? Bianchi makes a lot of errors. His bat is tremendous when healthy, though, as he has shown this year.

That is what the comparisons are...he's a gamer is what everyone says

[Blindside58]

Halladay gets to bat!

Dammit! if Grienke would have started he would have got to hit!

[Reaper16]

That is what the comparisons are...he's a gamer is what everyone says
I'm curious to see how the AA teams gameplan him. Because when he got called up to AA, he tore it up. They haven't figured him out yet.

[DeezNutz]

Ichiro and the Prez.

If only either had his fly down...that picture would be worth millions to the foreign paparazzi.

[Sure-Oz]

Ichiro and the Prez.

If only either had his fly down...that picture would be worth millions to the foreign paparazzi.

LMAO

[Sure-Oz]

I'm curious to see how the AA teams gameplan him. Because when he got called up to AA, he tore it up. They haven't figured him out yet.

He probably would be in AAA atleats by now if it weren't for injuries, i hope he keeps it up, we need him

[DeezNutz]

Ryan Gordon to leadoff.

[Sure-Oz]

wtf did they move braun from 3b to the OF, did he suck at 3rd?

[Thig Lyfe]

Obama's everywhere! Why don't they just have him pay the money and call it an infomercial!!! SHADES OF 1984!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeezNutz]

Are we going to be encouraged for more service?

[Sure-Oz]

i think joe buck wants to suck obamas badmamajama

[Thig Lyfe]

Are we going to be encouraged for more service?

THEY'RE GONNA SEND US TO SOCIALIST "VOLUNTEER" CAMPS!!!

[DeezNutz]

Throws the Nats under the bus.

What about our sack of shit? Don't let Glass off the hook.

[Sure-Oz]

Throws the Nats under the bus.

What about our sack of shit? Don't let Glass off the hook.

No crap

david glass is at home watching the muppets

[wild1]

wonder how much that flight cost...

[Thig Lyfe]

Throws the Nats under the bus.

What about our sack of shit? Don't let Glass off the hook.

Obama's too elitist for Middle (aka REAL) America.

[DeezNutz]

No crap

david glass is at home watching the muppets

Or in a box with his Cards hats on. After all, that's his favorite team. No joke.

[Coach]

Tie game now.

[Thig Lyfe]

wonder how much that flight cost...

Obama should be doing something more productive right now. Like clearing brush.

[Reaper16]

Obama: "We're out of money."

[Frazod]

Sweet. Molina comes through in the clutch.

[Reaper16]

Greinke wouldn't have pitched this poorly.

[DeezNutz]

He needed a photo near the arch.

[Thig Lyfe]

President Barack Carcetti is wearing his lame-ass White Sox jacket. Dumb.

I think Barack just quoted Carcetti from Season 5, Episode 1.

"We're out of money!"

[Sure-Oz]

Or in a box with his Cards hats on. After all, that's his favorite team. No joke.

LMAO

no shit

man i hate the son of a bitch, if i saw him at a game i'd throw something at him, no joke.

[Coach]

Doc Halladay needs a Doctor. He's getting abused!

[Sure-Oz]

what is this mark buerle lets appease the president shiaaat

[Thig Lyfe]

HALLADAY SUX

[petegz28]

So Greikne isn't even going to be 2nd??? What a ****ing joke. The 2nd best pitcher in baseball is sitting the bench...

[wild1]

Something is wrong about a president who throws like a girl.

[Reaper16]

Mark Buehrle is going to pitch 2nd instead of Greinke because... why? Because he's from St. Charles, MO? This is fuckshit.

[DeezNutz]

My junk moved when Obama smiled.

[acesn8s]

Another reason to dislike Obama. Damn Sox fan.

[wild1]

My junk moved when Obama smiled.

Sure it wasn't your wallet?

[Sure-Oz]

Something is wrong about a president who throws like a girl.

his game is basketball, he tried to shoot a free throw

[acesn8s]

Grienke wouldn't have done that.

[DeezNutz]

He had an A.J. jersey on under that coat.

[Archie F. Swin]

If "The K" gets the AS game in 2012, it will be a shocking dose of Major League Baseball.

[DeezNutz]

Sure it wasn't your wallet?

LMAO

Now that's funny.

[alnorth]

Top 3rd

Ryan Franklin relieves Lincecum

Jeter grounds out to second
Mauer lines out to first
Teixeira grounds out to first

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 3rd

Mark Buehrle relieves Halladay

Utley flies out to center
Pujols grounds out to first 3-1
Braun grounds out to shortstop

0 runs, 0 hits

[Reaper16]

BALLS

[Thig Lyfe]

Sure it wasn't your wallet?

I'd let him redistribute MY wealth.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[Swazey]

Sure it wasn't your wallet?

Sure you're not retarded?

[alnorth]

all runs given up by Halladay were earned, the 90-foot error ended up being meaningless

[Sure-Oz]

ryan franklin in eh

[Sure-Oz]

OMG PUJOLS!!1111111111111111

[wild1]

ah, c'mon Joe

[Sure-Oz]

cmon chris rose ask him "do you think zack greinke shouldve started"

oh wait the microfuckin phone doesnt work

[Frazod]

Pujols makes up for the error with that sweet catch.

[acesn8s]

They muted his ass. HaHa

[Farzin]

And boom goes the dynamite!

[Sure-Oz]

franklins got a huge bush

[Thig Lyfe]

They muted his ass. HaHa

Damn, Hannity has the ability to cut mics all across the FOX family of networks!

[Farzin]

Here comes Zack Pack?

[Sure-Oz]

Here comes Zack Pack?

Mark Bueler

[Reaper16]

Here comes Zack Pack?
No. Mark Buehrle gets to go 2nd for no good reason.

[Frazod]

No. Mark Buehrle gets to go 2nd for no good reason.

He's a life long Cardinal fan. :thumb:

[Mecca]

Mark Bueler

Is he related to Ferris?

[RJ]

No. Mark Buehrle gets to go 2nd for no good reason.


Maybe because he's a lefthander.

R/L/R

[Sure-Oz]

Is he related to Ferris?

LMAO

[wild1]

I'm at risk for hunger. I had an early dinner.

[Reaper16]

He's a life long Cardinal fan. :thumb:
That's not a good enough reason to pitch over the pitcher that deserved to start for the AL in this game.

[petegz28]

Greinke has officially received the hose job....what a load of ****ing crap! From should have been the starter to now pitching 3rd

[Sure-Oz]

GROUND OUT OMG POOOOOOO

[Brianfo]

No. Mark Buehrle gets to go 2nd for no good reason.

WTF Moment

Give me one good reason why Mark Buehlre is second off the bench. WTH Trey. Why in the hell are you here. Travesty.

[Reaper16]

"All of the terrific defensive 1st basemen are here tonight?" Hello! What about Mike Jacobs?

[Mecca]

That's not a good enough reason to pitch over the pitcher that deserved to start for the AL in this game.

Maybe they are saving him......watch Trey Hillman told him not to use Grienke.

[Frazod]

That's not a good enough reason to pitch over the pitcher that deserved to start for the AL in this game.

Maybe the person who makes these decisions frequents this board and has tired of all the crying. :hmmm:

[wild1]

Greinke has received the hose job....what a load of ****ing crap! From should have been the starter to now pitching 3rd

being the best pitcher in baseball only gets him the chance to be the 5th or 6th pitcher to appear in the game.

[Sure-Oz]

Trey is a bitch to the umps and everyone, nothing new here

he sucked some major cocknballs to even be here

[Reaper16]

Greinke has officially received the hose job....what a load of ****ing crap! From should have been the starter to now pitching 3rd
We can only hope, anyway.

[Mecca]

"All of the terrific defensive 1st basemen are here tonight?" Hello! What about Mike Jacobs?

Jacobs is busy making eggs on his frying pan hands.

[alnorth]

Top 4th

Dan Haren relieves Franklin

Bay flies out to right
Hamilton flies out to center
Young singles to left
Hill grounds out to shortstop

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 4th

Zack Greinke relieves Buehrle

Ibanez fouls out to third
Wright strikes out (looking)
Victorino strikes out (swinging) 2-3

0 runs, 0 hits

[Reaper16]

Maybe the person who makes these decisions frequents this board and has tired of all the crying. :hmmm:
Why the fuck would Joe Maddon frequent Chiefsplanet.com?

[Mecca]

Why the fuck would Joe Maddon frequent Chiefsplanet.com?

He thinks all the John Madden jokes are about him.

[wild1]

Grienke should have said he liked the Cardinals, that would have bumped him up a few innings

[Sure-Oz]

grienke probably said fuck this and went back to his hotel to play nintendo wii

[Reaper16]

He thinks all the John Madden jokes are about him.
He might as well be for pitching Halladay and Buehrle over Greinke.

[Mecca]

I'm already tired of hearing how great St. Louis is.

[Sure-Oz]

nice hair chris rose

[Coach]

I'm already tired of hearing how great St. Louis is.

Well, it's only the 4th inning....

[Sure-Oz]

mark is used to being in and out in 6 seconds huh chris rose

[Reaper16]

I'm already tired of hearing how great St. Louis is.
You've got more fucking endurance than I, then. I was sick of it about 40 seconds into the intro voiceover.

[wild1]

He might as well be for pitching Halladay and Buehrle over Greinke.

hopefully being disrespected on the national stage will fuel his competitive side

[Reerun_KC]

I'm already tired of hearing how great St. Louis is.

As long as St Louis has thier star players juicing... You will always hear about them...

[Mecca]

You've got more fucking endurance than I, then. I was sick of it about 40 seconds into the intro voiceover.

They should add a disclaimer about the high violence level St Louis has just to be fair.

[Thig Lyfe]

I'm already tired of hearing how great St. Louis is.

St. Louis is the shittiest shitpile that's ever been shat.

[KC_Connection]

He might as well be for pitching Halladay and Buehrle over Greinke.

I'm sorry, but Halladay is better than Greinke. You do realize that, right?

He may not have had a better season so far, but he has a better track record, and he's more likely to do better the rest of the season. This isn't the egregious error that you continue to think it is.

[Mecca]

hopefully being disrespected on the national stage will fuel his competitive side

I picture him being like, yea well you know etc

[Frazod]

You guys really shouldn't knock Obama, because you sound just like a bunch of butthurt White Sox fans crying about the Cubs. It's fucking embarrassing.

I guess it's only a matter of time until you start attacking coaches.

:shake:

[wild1]

I wonder if a lot of these managers aren't trying to butter up players they think that they might want to acquire

[Sure-Oz]

You guys really shouldn't knock Obama, because you sound just like a bunch of butthurt White Sox fans crying about the Cubs. It's ****ing embarrassing.

I guess it's only a matter of time until you start attacking coaches.

:shake:

I'll start with hillman, wait i actually have

i have np with obaamaaaa jamamaa

[Farzin]

I could have sworn I saw a fan holding up an 810 Zack Pack t-shirt at the stadium....

[Reaper16]

I'm sorry, but Halladay is better than Greinke. You do realize that, right?

He may not have had a better season so far, but he has a better track record, and he's more likely to do better the rest of the season. This isn't the egregious error that you continue to think it is.
Yes, it is an error. Track record has historically had fuck-all to do with the choice of starter.

But yeah, I can agree that Halladay is the better pitcher overall. That, again, has fuck-all to do with who should start this game.

[Mecca]

Why would a White Sox fan cry about the Cubs?

They can go "look we won a world series"

[Reaper16]

You guys really shouldn't knock Obama, because you sound just like a bunch of butthurt White Sox fans crying about the Cubs. It's fucking embarrassing.

I guess it's only a matter of time until you start attacking coaches.

:shake:
Hey now. Our guy deserved to start and got hosed instead. I'm gonna' hate on this whole game until I see him.

[Sure-Oz]

1 pitch 1 out for ZACK!

[Reaper16]

FUCK yes. Greinke time, motherbitches.

[petegz28]

about fucking time

[KC_Connection]

Yes, it is an error. Track record has historically had ****-all to do with the choice of starter.

You are full of shit. There isn't some common guideline that managers use to pick all-star starters. It's their opinion.


But yeah, I can agree that Halladay is the better pitcher overall. That, again, has ****-all to do with who should start this game.
Your opinion of what the All-Star game should be is clearly different than what Joe Maddon thinks it should be. Neither of you are wrong, but that's all it is, a ****ing opinion.

[Frazod]

Why would a White Sox fan cry about the Cubs?

They can go "look we won a world series"

They COULD, but they don't. They still whine about the Cubs, and the Cubs fans still don't really care. And that just makes them even madder.

Same shit, different state. But that doesn't make it any better.

[DeezNutz]

You guys really shouldn't knock Obama, because you sound just like a bunch of butthurt White Sox fans crying about the Cubs. It's ****ing embarrassing.

I guess it's only a matter of time until you start attacking coaches.

:shake:

What?

Michelle???

[Farzin]

UNLEASH GREINKE!!!

[Thig Lyfe]

1 pitch 1 out for ZACK!

THIS IS HOW WE DO

[wild1]

alright, best pitcher in the game, out for the bottom of the 4th.

[Frazod]

THERE. HAPPY NOW?

[acesn8s]

when was the last time a KC player actually got play in an all star game?

[Farzin]

STRIKE OUT! GO SIT DOWN!

[DeezNutz]

Goodnight, David.

[Reaper16]

SIT the fuck down

[Coach]

Filthy....

[Sure-Oz]

STFD!!!!!

[KC_Connection]

alright, best pitcher in the game, out for the bottom of the 4th.

Not including Halladay and Lincecum, I'm sure you mean.

[Reaper16]

when was the last time a KC player actually got play in an all star game?
Last year.

[Farzin]

when was the last time a KC player actually got play in an all star game?

Wah-Keem Soria in 08

[Reaper16]

Not including Halladay and Lincecum, I'm sure you mean.
blah blah bleh

[Coach]

Throw the slider in the dirt....