I am smarter than even I thought.

[babygirl21]

One admitted troll brings another one on here who likes to bump the other one's thread where she enjoys going off on people for no reason or acting completely dumb. I admit that I have my moments, but c'mon. Really? It's like a even worse sequal to Dumb & Dumber. No cat fight, as I won't be wasting any more time clicking on this thread.

wow we couldnt be more happy to hear you wont be joining us no more...who gives a f*ck

[Jilly]

wow we couldnt be more happy to hear you wont be joining us no more...who gives a f*ck

yeah Luv....won't be joining us NO more

[babygirl21]

You're NOT funny!

i agree...hes just a sick bast*rd

[babygirl21]

yeah Luv....won't be joining us NO more

ya reckin?

[Jilly]

ya reckin?

I sure DO RECKIN.... ROFL

[babygirl21]

I sure DO RECKIN.... ROFL

you got a problem with the way i talk b*tch?

[Donger]

Just so I'm clear, we have badgirl to thank for bring this sweet, delicate flower to CP?

[babygirl21]

Just so I'm clear, we have badgirl to thank for bring this sweet, delicate flower to CP?

yep yep thatd be correct...thanks

[Mr. Flopnuts]

you got a problem with the way i talk b*tch?

LMAO Like I said, I got 10 bucks that says this broad is over 2 bills.

[Donger]

yep yep thatd be correct...thanks

I'm sorry, for what are you thanking me?

[babygirl21]

LMAO Like I said, I got 10 bucks that says this broad is over 2 bills.

wtf are you talking about '2 bills'?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

wtf are you talking about '2 bills'?

I'm sayin there's no doubt in my mind that you're north of 200 lbs. And by North I mean like, Greenland.

[Donger]

wtf are you talking about '2 bills'?

He thinks you are a legislator, or you like MMF action with chaps named Bill.

[babygirl21]

I'm sorry, for what are you thanking me?

cause i know you were being a smart a** with the whole 'sweet delicate flower' shit so i was being one when i said thanks

[Iowanian]

i agree...hes just a sick bast*rd

Maybe, but you're a simple minded, semi-educated, racist, trailer park dwelling ass-wiper American. I wasn't interested in sporting with you, but I think you've plowed in and throw enough dumbass insults to deserve everything you get from here on out.

[Donger]

I'm sayin there's no doubt in my mind that you're north of 200 lbs. And by North I mean like, Greenland.

Oh. I was a little bit off base on that one.

[Jilly]

you got a problem with the way i talk b*tch?

ROFL I don't know, do you talk out loud while you type?

[Iowanian]

Easy there Trixie

[Donger]

cause i know you were being a smart a** with the whole 'sweet delicate flower' shit so i was being one when i said thanks

Actually, I was not being facetious. You seem to be quite charming, in a rather odd kind of way.

May I ask you to describe your breasts and nipples?

[ziggysocki]

Iowanian on the job!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Oh. I was a little bit off base on that one.

That's okay, I figured the reason she thanked you was because you were the first person to ever refer to her as anything but a conniving cunt, and I may have missed the mark on that one.

[Jilly]

cause i know you were being a smart a** with the whole 'sweet delicate flower' shit so i was being one when i said thanks

cuz you knew he be a smart ass wit the hole 'sweet delicate flower' shit so I were bein won win I sez thanks

[Mr. Flopnuts]

cuz you knew he be a smart ass wit the hole 'sweet delicate flower' shit so I were bein won win I sez thanks

English, with a wink. ;)

[babygirl21]

Maybe, but you're a simple minded, semi-educated, racist, trailer park dwelling ass-wiper American. I wasn't interested in sporting with you, but I think you've plowed in and throw enough dumbass insults to deserve everything you get from here on out.

hey big boy i wouldnt dish it out if i couldnt take it...its all fun...
and no, i dont live in a trailor just to clear that up.

[Mr. Plow]

wtf are you talking about '2 bills'?


ROFL

[ziggysocki]

Hey, honestly, this thread has potential for some of the best insults seen on CP. That would be ironic if the thread where bg21 first showed up made it into the HOC... Life can be funny like that.

[Iowanian]

babymama is a beady eyed cockholster with flapjack's for hooters and big puffy buttons that are highlighted by the tattoo's over them that say "press 1 for English" "Press 2 for Espanol"


I have no doubt that you can take it. badgranny said it's not uncommon for you to randomly take it in a public restroom, bar parking lot or the alley across from the piggly wiggly, which interestingly enough is what the local boys call your broken rusty sheriff badge.

[Jilly]

hey big boy i wouldnt dish it out if i couldnt take it...its all fun...
and no, i dont live in a trailor just to clear that up.

what's a trailor?

[ziggysocki]

hey big boy i wouldnt dish it out if i couldnt take it...its all fun...
and no, i dont live in a trailer just to clear that up.

FYP

[babygirl21]

I'm sayin there's no doubt in my mind that you're north of 200 lbs. And by North I mean like, Greenland.

i dont get it but ok...im a southern girl...and proud of it.

[Mr. Plow]

Holy shit I missed a good thread.

[ziggysocki]

babymama is a beady eyed cockholster with flapjack's for hooters and big puffy buttons that are highlighted by the tattoo's over them that say "press 1 for English" "Press 2 for Espanol" "Press 3 for dumbass hillbilly"

FYP /no offense MOhillbilly

[babygirl21]

ROFL I don't know, do you talk out loud while you type?

uh no. why do you?

[Mr. Plow]

i dont get it but ok...im a southern girl...and proud of it.


Which hospital do you work at if you don't mind me asking?

[Donger]

i dont get it but ok...im a southern girl...and proud of it.

Why are you proud of being a "southern girl"?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

i dont get it but ok...im a southern girl...and proud of it.

By Southern you mean like, tree fiddy right?

[ziggysocki]

i dont get it but ok...im a southern girl...and proud of it.

He is saying, in simple terms, " YOU ARE PROBABLY A GINORMOUS FATTY "

[Jilly]

uh no. why do you?

ROFL

[ziggysocki]

2 bills, three fiddy, fo turdy .... all meaningless to her...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

So is babygirl a fan of the Q-U-E-E-F-S or the Titties?

[babygirl21]

Actually, I was not being facetious. You seem to be quite charming, in a rather odd kind of way.

May I ask you to describe your breasts and nipples?

well i can be sometimes...when im in the mood...well and it depends on who to...but yeah anyway...

excuse me? why would you want to know that?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

well i can be sometimes...when im in the mood...well and it depends on who to...but yeah anyway...

excuse me? why would you want to know that?

His name is Donger. Use your imagination.

[Jilly]

well i can be sometimes...when im in the mood...well and it depends on who to...but yeah anyway...

excuse me? why would you want to know that?

just show us a picture of your upper arms....that's all he needs and he can guess it

[babygirl21]

cuz you knew he be a smart ass wit the hole 'sweet delicate flower' shit so I were bein won win I sez thanks

you suck

[Mr. Plow]

well i can be sometimes...when im in the mood...well and it depends on who to...but yeah anyway...

excuse me? why would you want to know that?

All n00bs at ChiefsPlanet have to do it.

[ziggysocki]

He's got mad skills.

[Iowanian]

babymamadrama for some reason reminds me of the scene in 40yr old virgin where Andy is acting gangster to his pal's woman.

"Did you really say she was hurtin' for a squirtin?"
"OH yeah, I said that...she was hurtin for a squirtin"
"you better check your ho....knowhaAHsayin"


What gang do you roll with? The Icy Hawt Twuntaz?

[Jilly]

you suck

:clap: I'll go ahead and let the punctuation slide this time.

[babygirl21]

Which hospital do you work at if you don't mind me asking?

not at liberty to say...

[Donger]

well i can be sometimes...when im in the mood...well and it depends on who to...but yeah anyway...

excuse me? why would you want to know that?

I sure you can be an absolute delight when the mood suits you. Of that I have no doubt.

Now, on to your breasts and nipples. Is there some reason I would not want to have such data?

[babygirl21]

Why are you proud of being a "southern girl"?

just am...its who i am...who i'll always be...

[Mr. Plow]

not at liberty to say...

Fair enough.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fair enough.

No fuck that. This thread is worthless w/o pics. Even if they do come from tree fiddy.

[Donger]

just am...its who i am...who i'll always be...

Well, that is understandable. What distinguishes you from, say, a "northern girl"?

Does it have to do with your breasts and nipples?

[ziggysocki]

No fuck that. This thread is worthless w/o pics. Even if they do come from tree fiddy.

hahaha knew that was coming... ROFL :shake:

[Mr. Plow]

No fuck that. This thread is worthless w/o pics. Even if they do come from tree fiddy.


I agree....but she was responding to my question of which hospital she worked at.

[babygirl21]

He is saying, in simple terms, " YOU ARE PROBABLY A GINORMOUS FATTY "

oh ok thanks for breaking that down for me...oh and yeah im probably the thickest fatty youve ever seen...ROFL

[Jilly]

No **** that. This thread is worthless w/o pics. Even if they do come from tree fiddy.

really? Because I don't think I'd be all that as excited about that. Maybe I'm not as guy-like as I thought.

[MOhillbilly]

just am...its who i am...who i'll always be...

Do you fly the battle flag? Is this why?

[babygirl21]

So is babygirl a fan of the Q-U-E-E-F-S or the Titties?

the dicks

[babygirl21]

All n00bs at ChiefsPlanet have to do it.

all but this one

[Lumpy]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/chenocentipede3sw.jpg

[babygirl21]

babymamadrama for some reason reminds me of the scene in 40yr old virgin where Andy is acting gangster to his pal's woman.

"Did you really say she was hurtin' for a squirtin?"
"OH yeah, I said that...she was hurtin for a squirtin"
"you better check your ho....knowhaAHsayin"


What gang do you roll with? The Icy Hawt Twuntaz?

damn that movie is great! but too bad for you i aint no gangster...never have been...damn sure never will be.

[Jilly]

all but this one

chicken... I had to do it. Yep. All these guys know EXACTLY what my breasts and nipples look like. It's only fair, babygirl. Only fair.

[Donger]

all but this one

You don't have to give the requested information publicly. I authorize you to send it to me via PM.

[babygirl21]

I sure you can be an absolute delight when the mood suits you. Of that I have no doubt.

Now, on to your breasts and nipples. Is there some reason I would not want to have such data?

idk...is there? i mean i aint trash or nothin like that...i dont just up and describe my body features to whoever asks...

[Iowanian]

The average female has 206 bones in her body. Something tells me that its not uncommon for you to average 208-209 on weekends.



I'll bet you could describe your features in a simple way that would be able to paint the picture. I'll go ahead and assume you could be described like one of my favorite childhood foods....The pig in a blanket.

[Donger]

idk...is there? i mean i aint trash or nothin like that...i dont just up and describe my body features to whoever asks...

I'm sure that you have nothing with which to be ashamed.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The average female has 206 bones in her body. Something tells me that its not uncommon for you to average 208-209 on weekends.

LMAO

[babygirl21]

Well, that is understandable. What distinguishes you from, say, a "northern girl"?

Does it have to do with your breasts and nipples?

well it could have something to do with that...idk cause i dont look at other girls breasts and nipples...
either that or the fact i could hold my own

[Mr. Plow]

chicken... I had to do it. Yep. All these guys know EXACTLY what my breasts and nipples look like. It's only fair, babygirl. Only fair.

It's like a right of passage.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

well it could have something to do with that...idk cause i dont look at other girls breasts and nipples...
either that or the fact i could hold my own

So you've been lifting weights?

[ziggysocki]

The average female has 206 bones in her body. Something tells me that its not uncommon for you to average 208-209 on weekends.

OMFG!!! ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Donger]

well it could have something to do with that...idk cause i dont look at other girls breasts and nipples...
either that or the fact i could hold my own

Hold you own what? Breasts and nipples?

[ziggysocki]

This thread is about as fast as a game thread!

[babygirl21]

Do you fly the battle flag? Is this why?

damn right i do.

[MOhillbilly]

http://www.myspace.com/m_shroder


pharm. tech?

[Donger]

Since babygirl21 is not being cooperative with the requested information, I am forced to make some presumptions. Here we go:

1) Her bra size is 34A

2) Her nipples are very small and dark brown.

[babygirl21]

[QUOTE=Lumpy;5930950
oh dang that must suck for you!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Since babygirl21 is not being cooperative with the requested information, I am forced to make some presumptions. Here we go:

1) Her bra size is 34A

2) Her nipples are very small and dark brown.

I think her bra size is a 42 JJJJJJJJ

[babygirl21]

You don't have to give the requested information publicly. I authorize you to send it to me via PM.

i bet you do...dang man what kind of girl do you take me for?

[Lumpy]

[QUOTE=Lumpy;5930950
oh dang that must suck for you!

Nice comeback. ROFL

[Jilly]

[QUOTE=babygirl21;5930989]

Nice comeback. ROFL

nope.... nise cumbak. Geez, Lumpy. At least speak her language.

[Mr. Plow]

Is this you?


http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/108/l_2299124f0157a8b843b6b2f5f43868ed.jpg

[Iowanian]

I was right about the flapjacks.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Is this you?


http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/108/l_2299124f0157a8b843b6b2f5f43868ed.jpg

And if so, are you related to John Elway?

[ziggysocki]

Internet detectives! Win!

[babygirl21]

So you've been lifting weights?

no, but when you live on a farm and have to work with animals and hay and tractors and everything else there aint no need for weights then

[Jilly]

And if so, are you related to John Elway?

hey buddy, why the long face?

[babygirl21]

Hold you own what? Breasts and nipples?

no it means i could stand my own ground

[Mr. Flopnuts]

no, but when you live on a farm and have to work with animals and hay and tractors and everything else there aint no need for weights then

Good point. What's your website called?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

hey buddy, why the long face?

ROFL

[Lumpy]

[QUOTE=Lumpy;5930995]

nope.... nise cumbak. Geez, Lumpy. At least speak her language.

Darn it I are to gud at enlish I gess.

[ziggysocki]

How do you see someones rep? I wanna see her neg rep comments. Somebody post them... I'll give you all my casino cash.

[babygirl21]

Since babygirl21 is not being cooperative with the requested information, I am forced to make some presumptions. Here we go:

1) Her bra size is 34A

2) Her nipples are very small and dark brown.


well you got one of them halfway right...but other than that...youre way off!

[Mr. Plow]

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/qa/index;_ylt=AhHMlw1hppj2fWJU7ReoTWXsy6IX;_ylv=3?link=question&more=y&show=0I1yU6xUaa

[ziggysocki]

Sociologists would be very interested in studying this thread, it kind of has a 'mob mentality' kind of feel to it. HIJACKED!

[babygirl21]

[QUOTE=Lumpy;5930995]

nope.... nise cumbak. Geez, Lumpy. At least speak her language.

youre just jealous cause i can talk it without faking it and you cant. da** yankees!

[Donger]

well you got one of them halfway right...but other than that...youre way off!

Well, I'm 90% sure the bra size is correct. So, it must be the nipples. Huge, pink puffies?

[babygirl21]

[QUOTE=Mr. Plow;5930998]Is this you?




no that aint me

[Jilly]

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/qa/index;_ylt=AhHMlw1hppj2fWJU7ReoTWXsy6IX;_ylv=3?link=question&more=y&show=0I1yU6xUaa

108lbs Looks like they were off a bit

[Mr. Flopnuts]

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/qa/index;_ylt=AhHMlw1hppj2fWJU7ReoTWXsy6IX;_ylv=3?link=question&more=y&show=0I1yU6xUaa

LMAO Pay up bitches.

"I want to know is there anyway to get rid of or decrease the looks on stretch marks and cellulite?"

[babygirl21]

Good point. What's your website called?

i dont have a website

[Jilly]

[QUOTE=Jilly;5930997]

youre just jealous cause i can talk it without faking it and you cant. da** yankees!

fake talking?

[babygirl21]

Well, I'm 90% sure the bra size is correct. So, it must be the nipples. Huge, pink puffies?

try a 34B...and my nipples...well they're there

[ziggysocki]

[QUOTE=babygirl21;5931029]

fake talking?

Isn't that called sign language?

[Bwana]

http://www.myspace.com/m_shroder


pharm. tech?

Nice find Mo. ROFL

[babygirl21]

[QUOTE=babygirl21;5931029]

fake talking?

no shit stick you're tryin way too hard to sound like me...i mean i know im awesome and everything but you just need to stop...youre an embarassment to nature when you open your mouth.

[Donger]

try a 34B...and my nipples...well they're there

Have you ever been professionally fitted? Many woman with small breasts wear a size too large.

[Bwana]

[quote=Mr. Plow;5930998]Is this you?




no that aint me


riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[babygirl21]

LMAO Pay up bitches.

"I want to know is there anyway to get rid of or decrease the looks on stretch marks and cellulite?"

what the f*ck?

[babygirl21]

Have you ever been professionally fitted? Many woman with small breasts wear a size too large.

no trust me. im right

[Mr. Flopnuts]

what the f*ck?

www.takethehorsescock.com

[Donger]

no trust me. im right

I doubt that.

[babygirl21]

[quote=babygirl21;5931035]


riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

well it aint.

[Jilly]

no shit stick you're tryin way too hard to sound like me...i mean i know im awesome and everything but you just need to stop...youre an embarassment to nature when you open your mouth.

which brings us back to square one...

do you talk out loud while you're typing?

[babygirl21]

nOOb girl beatdown / pileon

ROFL

whos gettin beat down?

[babygirl21]

I doubt that.

whys that?

[Iowanian]

whos gettin beat down?


This entire thread has been a bukake party and you're the only one who doesn't know you look like the staypuff marshmallow man farted on your face. Its' like a gallon of fluffernutter was dumped in your hair.

[Lumpy]

*cough* Megan Shroder *cough*

[Bwana]

[quote=Bwana;5931061]

well it aint.

Sure........

So have you ever driven a truck, or worked in a coal mine?

[MOhillbilly]

*cough* Megan Shroder *cough*


says her name is brittany on her CP profile......

[babygirl21]

which brings us back to square one...

do you talk out loud while you're typing?

i dont...what part of I DON'T can't you understand???? or are you just to stupid to read plain english?

[Donger]

whys that?

Because you are an 'a' cup.

[babygirl21]

says her name is brittany on her CP profile......

thats because it is brittany

[Jilly]

i dont...what part of I DON'T can't you understand???? or are you just to stupid to read plain english?

I'm just confused as to how I can sound like someone when I've never actually heard them speak.

[babygirl21]

Because you are an 'a' cup.

no...no im not...my bra tags say 34-36B

[Donger]

no...no im not...my bra tags say 34-36B

As I already stated, you are probably wearing a size too large.

[Bwana]

thats because it is brittany

Nice and my name is Jimmy Hoffa, nice to meet you Brittney.

[babygirl21]

I'm just confused as to how I can sound like someone when I've never actually heard them speak.

no but you trying to type like me is lame...you should quit before you hurt yourself.

[Iowanian]

She uses the bigger cup to keep the pack of GPC cigs handy.

[Ebolapox]

ROFL

there are times that I love the planet. this is one of them.

[Jilly]

no but you trying to type like me is lame...you should quit before you hurt yourself.

you're right....I should.... my credibility is at stake

[babygirl21]

Nice and my name is Jimmy Hoffa, nice to meet you Brittney.

well hey...nice to meet you jimmy

[Jilly]

[QUOTE=Jilly;5930997]

Darn it I are to gud at enlish I gess.

watch it Lumpy.... you could hurt yourself

[babygirl21]

you're right....I should.... my credibility is at stake

yeah so why dont you do us all a huge favor and get the f*ck off this thread!

[MOhillbilly]

thats because it is brittany


how bout now?

http://www.myspace.com/red_drum_warrior

name,place and vocation all fit.

[Ebolapox]

well hey...nice to meet you jimmy

I bet you know the jimmy REAL well.

[babygirl21]

She uses the bigger cup to keep the pack of GPC cigs handy.

oh damn how do you know so much about me????? wow.......
asshole.

[Jilly]

yeah so why dont you do us all a huge favor and get the f*ck off this thread!

I don't know, I'm not sure you can really speak for the whole group on this one. What say you, Planet?

[Ebolapox]

how bout now?

http://www.myspace.com/red_drum_warrior

name,place and vocation all fit.

Hey my name is Brittany.. Some people call me sister! I am 19. I am currently attending the technology center in Alamo.

I'd bet no.

[Iowanian]

She doesn't know Jimmy Dean....but she knows alot about sausage.


I was just chatting on AIM with a guy she works with and he says the boys in the kitchen all call her "poop chute Peggy"

[babygirl21]

how bout now?



name,place and vocation all fit.

nope...why do ya'll want to find me out so bad?

[babygirl21]

I'd bet no.

you bet right

[babygirl21]

She doesn't know Jimmy Dean....but she knows alot about sausage.


I was just chatting on AIM with a guy she works with and he says the boys in the kitchen all call her "poop chute Peggy"

you mean that's what they call your mama right? cause i dont work in a kitchen asshole

[Ebolapox]

you bet right

hmmm. I'm on a winning streak, correct? here, let's keep the streak alive.

show us your tits. ;)

[Iowanian]

Are you really the goatse girl?

[Iowanian]

you mean that's what they call your mama right? cause i dont work in a kitchen asshole

No shit, Dick Tracy.

[babygirl21]

hmmm. I'm on a winning streak, correct? here, let's keep the streak alive.

show us your tits. ;)

how bout i don't

[Donger]

Oh God. I just realized something. She has inverted nipples. Inverted nipples on small breasts. That's a shame.

[babygirl21]

Are you really the goatse girl?

i dont reckin

[babygirl21]

Oh God. I just realized something. She has inverted nipples. Inverted nipples on small breasts. That's a shame.

not quite donger dick!

[Ebolapox]

Oh God. I just realized something. She has inverted nipples. Inverted nipples on small breasts. That's a shame.

nope. I'd bet on stevie wonder nipples.

[babygirl21]

No shit, Dick Tracy.

no im not dick tracy. im brittany

[Donger]

not quite donger dick!

I'd advise you to be civil, dear.

[Iowanian]

Do you like fishsticks?

[babygirl21]

nope. I'd bet on stevie wonder nipples.

and i bet you keep wonderin about mine.

[Jilly]

i dont reckin

RECKON, dumb ass....fuck you are stupid

[Ebolapox]

no im not dick tracy. im brittany

like, for sure.

http://www.geocities.com/daria22002/pictures/pictures/brittany3.gif

[Iowanian]

I'll bet your uterus has been hit with more hammers than an antique whack-a-mole

[Ebolapox]

and i bet you keep wonderin about mine.

yeah. I can't stop thinking about a random pair of nipples. they're torturing me. oh god, how can life go on. oh no, however will life continue?

oh shit, cops is on. be back in a bit.

:spock:

[babygirl21]

RECKON, dumb ass....**** you are stupid

RECKIN...
in case your dumb ass aint figured out yet, i spell shit the way i want to...mostly just to piss grammar-correct freaks like you off!

[Jilly]

RECKIN...
in case your dumb ass aint figured out yet, i spell shit the way i want to...mostly just to piss grammar-correct freaks like you off!

Just in case you don't know this, that's actually a spelling error and not a grammar error.

[babygirl21]

I'll bet your uterus has been hit with more hammers than an antique whack-a-mole

and i'll bet your hammer aint never whacked-a-mole!

[Ebolapox]

Just in case you don't know this, that's actually a spelling error and not a grammar error.

I'm not sure that you could churn out anything actually readable between badgranny and brittany.

[Ebolapox]

and i'll bet your hammer aint never whacked-a-mole!

:spock:

that makes absolutely no sense.

[Bwana]

So how are you warming up to this place so fat Britt?

[babygirl21]

Just in case you don't know this, that's actually a spelling error and not a grammar error.


get this....I REALLY DONT GIVE A F*CK!!!!!!!!! wow...all them wurds was spelt rite!

[babygirl21]

:spock:

that makes absolutely no sense.

you wouldnt get it

[Jilly]

get this....I REALLY DONT GIVE A F*CK!!!!!!!!! wow...all them wurds was spelt rite!

ROFL

[Ebolapox]

you wouldnt get it

yeah, because I have a brain that's functioning and used on a regular basis.

[Donger]

I just don't understand why babygirl21 wishes to be different.

[MOhillbilly]

is badgirls name tammy?

[babygirl21]

So how are you warming up to this place so fat Britt?

i think its great! i love the whole smart-ass atmosphere and shit...are you actually one of the nice ppl here?

[Iowanian]

and i'll bet your hammer aint never whacked-a-mole!

Maybe, maybe not, but I heard that your HPV flairups were so bad, even the Jolly Green Giant was afraid your cooter's cauliflower ear

[Ebolapox]

is badgirls name tammy?

I think so. she's said it on here before. gimme a sec, and I'll try to confirm.

wait. no, I think it's gloria.

[babygirl21]

ROFL

hey bitch they were spelled correctly...f*ckin grammar freak!

[Skip Towne]

is badgirls name tammy?

Gloria

[Jilly]

hey bitch they were spelled correctly...f*ckin grammar freak!

Actually, in that one sentence you made both a grammatical and a spelling error, but I'm noticing you're doing it in most of your posts, so maybe that key isn't working on your keyboard.

[Bwana]

i think its great! i love the whole smart-ass atmosphere and shit...are you actually one of the nice ppl here?

Oh yes, I'm darn near as pure as the wind driven snow. :thumb:

[babygirl21]

I just don't understand why babygirl21 wishes to be different.

im just different...non-compliant i guess...lol

[Jilly]

Oh yes, I'm darn near as pure as the wind driven snow. :thumb:

He is...and even he has shown us his tits.

[The Franchise]

Wow....this shit took off really quick.

[Ebolapox]

bfe, tennessee. does bfe stand for butt-fucked edifice?

[MOhillbilly]

OK, i give up. babygirl21 as a southern man i am ashamed that youd claim to be a southern woman. There are certain codes of conduct southern women follow and you appear to be devoid of all of them.

[Bwana]

He is...and even he has shown us his tits.

ROFL

You're welcome.

[Donger]

im just different...non-compliant i guess...lol

You will become one with the Donger. Resistance is futile.

[Donger]

OK, i give up. babygirl21 as a southern man i am ashamed that youd claim to be a southern woman. There are certain codes of conduct southern women follow and you appear to be devoid of all of them.

Aren't you from Missouri?

[Jilly]

ROFL

You're welcome.

They still haunt my dreams. Have yet to get up without having to change my sheets.

[Donger]

Thanks for the PM, babygirl21. I assure you the information contained therein will never be made public.

[Iowanian]

You got that too? I was right....flapjacks.

[seclark]

You got that too? I was right....flapjacks.

ihop momma?
sec

[MOhillbilly]

Aren't you from Missouri?

Arent you from ol' blighty?

[Donger]

Arent you from ol' blighty?

Originally, yes.

[The Franchise]

This thread is starting to lose its burst again.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

So how are you warming up to this place so fat Britt?

Just so you know sweetheart, this wasn't a typo.

[ziggysocki]

Oh God. I just realized something. She has inverted nipples. Inverted nipples on small breasts. That's a shame.

Maybe the hole created by the inversion is big enough to.... uh nevermind.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You will become one with the Donger. Resistance is futile.

LMAO

[Donger]

Just so you know sweetheart, this wasn't a typo.

I guarantee you she is less than 120 lbs.

[kstater]

babygirl21?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8HG3eJUl38E/Rj95TOcRyVI/AAAAAAAAADI/Vb7hP0bpTNI/s320/Velma-drink-web.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I guarantee you she is less than 120 lbs.

How can you guarantee?

[Bwana]

Just so you know sweetheart, this wasn't a typo.

Ooops....

On a side note, I think you may have run the little peach off. :eek:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Ooops....

On a side note, I think you may have run the little peach off. :eek:

I'm honored, and sorry at the exact same time.

[The Franchise]

babygirl21?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8HG3eJUl38E/Rj95TOcRyVI/AAAAAAAAADI/Vb7hP0bpTNI/s320/Velma-drink-web.jpg

I'd PIHB.

[Jilly]

This thread is starting to lose its burst again.

I know...I started feeling it a page back. OH well.

[Donger]

I know...I started feeling it a page back. OH well.

Would a picture of her breasts perk things up a bit?

[ziggysocki]

Would a picture of her breasts perk things up a bit?

do it! maybe a nsfw link?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Would a picture of her breasts perk things up a bit?

No way.

[The Franchise]

Would a picture of her breasts perk things up a bit?

Sure.....

[Donger]

No way.

Oh, I thought that they would.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Oh, I thought that they would.

I'll shit in my hat if that broad sent you a picture of her titties.

[kstater]

If this chick sent Donger a picture of her tits, all doubts as to where she lives are gone.

[The Franchise]

I'll shit in my hat if that broad sent you a picture of her titties.

Oh....I'm not believing that she did. Donger would just grab a random picture.

[Bwana]

I'll shit in my hat if that broad sent you a picture of her titties.

And I'll wear it after you're done.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

And I'll wear it after you're done.

LMAO The ante has been upped. ROFL

[Iowanian]

babymamadrama is the kind of gal I'd like to see put on a collar and try to walk through an invisible fence.

[Donger]

I'll shit in my hat if that broad sent you a picture of her titties.

Why? You doubt my powers?

Anyway, all I really need is a picture of her upper arms.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Why? You doubt my powers?

Anyway, all I really need is a picture of her upper arms.

LMAO I do not doubt your powers. I doubt her self esteem.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That was fun while it lasted.

[Gonzo]

babymamadrama is the kind of gal I'd like to see put on a collar and try to walk through an invisible fence.

You are in rare form today Iowanian.
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[ilovemichaelsettle]

your way smarter than me in all of those subjects :)

[Mr. Plow]

Did we see boobs yet? I've missed a few pages.

[Pioli Zombie]

Whens the douchebag dumb cunts shift start?
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[Pioli Zombie]

Huh?

Hello? Babygirl21. Or the other douchebag Badgirl.
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[JOhn]

Oh yes, I'm darn near as pure as the wind driven snow. :thumb:

Yup wind driven snow, ROFL

& I know what the snow is like around here :evil:

[JOhn]

Whens the douchebag dumb ****s shift start?
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I thought it was a tag team thing they had going?

[sportsman1]

Tag team of hilarity. Had to post. This has been too fun to watch.

[Reerun_KC]

BadGirl, you are truly a CP Icon, you cant start a thread in it will hit 500 posts in no time...

Props to you and your control over the Planet.

[DeezNutz]

What the **** happened in here?

Did the Planet purge itself of another "member"? Some funny stuff...

[Pablo]

Hai babygirl21, cum bak..im lookin 4 a sexy chik 2 cyber wit.

I eat da e-pussy girl, u no u wanna get wit me.

[babygirl21]

I guarantee you she is less than 120 lbs.

how would you know? yu sound so certain
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[luv]

how would you know? yu sound so certain
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Ever figure out what Flopnuts meant by two bills? Think of that as a buck twenty.

[babygirl21]

babymamadrama is the kind of gal I'd like to see put on a collar and try to walk through an invisible fence.

only if you show me how its done
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[Pablo]

how would you know? yu sound so certain
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hows ur shift goin 2nite?

[babygirl21]

Hello? Babygirl21. Or the other douchebag Badgirl.
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im here...asshole
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[SPchief]

im here...asshole
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wnt 2 cybr?

[babygirl21]

Hai babygirl21, cum bak..im lookin 4 a sexy chik 2 cyber wit.

I eat da e-pussy girl, u no u wanna get wit me.

haha oh man im flattered to turn such a freak of nature on! NOT! i wouldnt get wit you if the human race was dependant on the two of us
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[Pablo]

wnt 2 cybr?back off asshole..i already got them bases coverd.

[luv]

haha oh man im flattered to turn such a freak of nature on! NOT! i wouldnt get wit you if the human race was dependant on the two of us
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Careful. I've met him. Not bad.

[babygirl21]

Ever figure out what Flopnuts meant by two bills? Think of that as a buck twenty.

yeah thank ya i think ive figured it out now. that helped
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[Pablo]

haha oh man im flattered to turn such a freak of nature on! NOT! i wouldnt get wit you if the human race was dependant on the two of us
Posted via Mobile Devicedont be scurred baby..i dont look nothin like the pic in my sig.

I sware. And i never called u ugly..y all the hate..i was just bein playful!

[babygirl21]

hows ur shift goin 2nite?

kinda sux...im sittin with a patient for 12hrs...thank god for mobile internet!
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[babygirl21]

wnt 2 cybr?

well im not exactly sure what you mean...like chat? sure i dont care i would love to do something to get my mind off of my problems right now...
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[SPchief]

back off asshole..i already got them bases coverd.

How did that make me an asshole?

[Pablo]

kinda sux...im sittin with a patient for 12hrs...thank god for mobile internet!
Posted via Mobile Devicethats p. lame. i know a few nurses. nice girls but i couldnt do the work yall do.

[babygirl21]

Careful. I've met him. Not bad.

no shit?
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[JOhn]

kinda sux...im sittin with a patient for 12hrs...thank god for mobile internet!
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Is that Internet with a long cable? As opposed to wireless?

[luv]

well im not exactly sure what you mean...like chat? sure i dont care i would love to do something to get my mind off of my problems right now...
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Cyber sex.

Are you trying? I thought badgirl was bad.

[Bugeater]

well im not exactly sure what you mean...like chat? sure i dont care i would love to do something to get my mind off of my problems right now...
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show us ur boobs plz

TIA

[Pablo]

How did that make me an asshole?it doesnt. just fuckin with ya