-- Please instuct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.

[Simply Red]

So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.

[Brock]

Hmmm. Maybe ask her out on a date?

[tooge]

Ask her over to your place for dinner. Make a nice sensual meal. Have great sex. Rinse and repeat.

[JOhn]

Just ask her if she wants some company while your friend is away. Or just ask her how she feels about casual sex.

I'm a firm believer in the direct approach, piss on the games and shit. :shake:

[big nasty kcnut]

Just take your time be flirtaous and let the flow take you where you need to go.
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[dirk digler]

Dick in a box

[Skip Towne]

Not quite as good as your Niner, huh?

[Mecca]

What is with all the getting laid threads lately, did people lose all their game?

[JOhn]

What is with all the getting laid threads lately, did people lose all their game?

No shit.

Piss on the advice, I want some damn pics. :cuss:

fwiw, I need no advice, currently working my way through the housekeeping staff at work :D

[Mecca]

If you are at this age and you need advice to get laid all I can say is if you have to ask you'll never know.

[DeezNutz]

Dude, she tried to call you.

If you can't close this deal, I'll be greatly disappointed.

[JOhn]

If you are at this age and you need advice to get laid all I can say is if you have to ask you'll never know.

Only advice I will ever contemplate seeking is how to land a keeper. As apparently I seem to pick the headcases when it comes to long term relationships. :cuss:

So for now, I think I'll stick to enriching the lives of sexually needy (or not) woman. :D

[dirk digler]

If you are at this age and you need advice to get laid all I can say is if you have to ask you'll never know.

I thought you didn't know shit because you haven't had a relationship in a while or so I heard. :)

[Brock]

If you are at this age and you need advice to get laid all I can say is if you have to ask you'll never know.

Not all of us have a chubby telemarketer we can call for advice.

[Mile High Mania]

Well, she tried to call you... so, that's one hell of a softball lobbed in your general direction.

Stop THINKING about it, rub one out... make a call and go grab drinks.

[Gonzo]

PIIHB

[Chiefnj2]

Shouldn't you be at an AA meeting?

[Iowanian]

well GoSimple...

I'd read the old III threads in the HOC or one of the 10,000 posts in the how to get xyz laid thread.

[Simply Red]

Dude, she tried to call you.

If you can't close this deal, I'll be greatly disappointed.

No No, She was calling me so that i'd have HER#.

[Simply Red]

Shouldn't you be at an AA meeting?

Pumpkin, you don't DIE just because you're quiting drinking.

[JOhn]

No No, She was calling me so that i'd have HER#.

SO? :shrug:

You should have immediately called her back when you got home, just to make sure you had the right number.........

[DeezNutz]

No No, She was calling me so that i'd have HER#.

And there you go.

She did everything but text you and say, "Please probe my orifices."

[Demonpenz]

advice is fun but the girl has to be interested and then you have to learn how to work your game. Believe me playing guitar outside girls windows and being all stubborn or writing love letters just gets your pepper sprayed

[Mecca]

I thought you didn't know shit because you haven't had a relationship in a while or so I heard. :)

That was really stalkerish wasn't it?

[Nzoner]

And there you go.

She did everything but text you and say, "Please probe my orifices."

:clap:

[Jethopper]

Would you want your girlfriend being hit on by some dude you don't know? Leave it alone dude.

[RockChalk]

Dude, she tried to call you.

If you can't close this deal, I'll be greatly disappointed.

:clap:

Sounds to me like she was ready to go the other night. This hook-up really shouldn't even require much effort on your part. Call her and you are good to go

[Donger]

While she is sitting in a chair (or just sitting wherever), move behind her, unzip your pants, remove your penis and lay it upon her shoulder.

If she doesn't attack it (in a bad way), you're in, literally.

[Scorp]

GHB and some handcuffs................oh wait.

[dirk digler]

That was really stalkerish wasn't it?

Very

[Simply Red]

Would you want your girlfriend being hit on by some dude you don't know? Leave it alone dude.

Umm, read it again.

[stumppy]

Has she given you "The look"? If you pay attention you'll notice a certain, kind of dreamy, sexy, I'd like to f*** you kind of look they give you. That is if thats what she has in mind.
Oh, WTF man. Just take her out somewhere see how things go and take it from there. It ain't Rocket Science.

[allen_kcCard]

Would you want your girlfriend being hit on by some dude you don't know? Leave it alone dude.

Sabrina has the boyfriend, not Christie. At least that is how I read it.

[The Poz]

Glory hole!

[Just Passin' By]

Just remember that if you nail this casual piece, you'll probably ruin any future chance with the neighbor, assuming she really is different when it comes to sex.

[kepp]

Glory hole!

Well, they ARE neighbors. He could just drill through the wall.

[DeezNutz]

Just remember that if you nail this casual piece, you'll probably ruin any future chance with the neighbor, assuming she really is different when it comes to sex.

Not if his performance isn't subpar. :evil:

[Simply Red]

Sabrina has the boyfriend, not Christie. At least that is how I read it.

mm hmm.

[wild1]

http://i25.tinypic.com/alp5lg.gif

[dirk digler]

SR if you give me her number I will ask her for you ;)

[Jethopper]

My bad I get a FAIL on that one.

[ROYC75]

So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.




well GoSimple...

I'd read the old III threads in the HOC or one of the 10,000 posts in the how to get xyz laid thread.

You just stole my line ..... III will be here soon for a visit, I can hook you up with his Big Game moves.

[rockymtnchief]

Slip a note in her locker. :D

[ziggysocki]

Slip a _____ in her ______. :D

FYP.... fill in the blanks, and you got it made/

[wutamess]

Start a txting conversation with her. You'll be flirting in no time.

[Mecca]

I hope if you bang her she gets pregnant, then that would make this thread worth it.

[MOhillbilly]

always works.
http://www.osha.gov/dcsp/osp/oshspa/2003_report/images/revolver.jpg

[wild1]

Start a txting conversation with her. You'll be flirting in no time.

Simple, best idea here.

[Simply Red]

Simple, best idea here.

Great idea!

[wilas101]

I'd say send her a text following the template laid out in the link below:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

[Simply Red]

I'd say send her a text following the template laid out in the link below:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Originally Posted by HK_kr3w
me- can i tap dat?
her- fck yeah get your cock in my mouth
me-yay i love you
her- mhmmm
me- when can i come over baby
her- in 10 minuets
me- cant wait

i had sex with her and im only 14




ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Simply Red]

could I ask her to help me cook? She could slice the tomatoes and I could sit her on the counter and start to explore. That's it! I'm doing it!

[Simply Red]

SR if you give me her number I will ask her for you ;)

HA!

[mcan]

Find an excuse to start texting her. Keep your messages open ended and SHORT. Use less words and MORE punctuation to make your point. Think of this like attracting a cat to come and play with a ball of string. Don't just throw the ball at the cat, or she won't give a shit about it. Let her see that there is something moving over there... Perhaps it's a ball? Perhaps it would be fun to...

Chase...
A bit...


Then hold still.


Then throw yourself across the room quickly in a direction opposite of the cat's intended path and she will jump on you quicker than she can call you her own pajamas.

Also, alcohol.


Seriously though. Just send her the text "wine drinker?"
when she sends back something like "of course" (at this point she's wondering if it's a question or an invite)
You send back something like "red or white?"
She: "white" (now she's intrigued)
You: "REALLY? :( "
She: "whats wrong with WHITE?"

From there you just keep up the short messages. Always be assertive and kinda funny until she agrees to HAVE that glass of wine. Don't apologize too much, and don't talk too much. When you do talk, make it count though and be passionate and energetic. Talk about your philosophies and keep the conversation about BIG ideas about life. Don't go into 20 questions mode, ie: what's your favorite band, favorite color, where were you born, etc...? That stuff is boring and wrote. Above all though... BE AGGRESSIVE. Don't be afraid to touch, and if it's returned, touch liberally! Build tension ALL THE TIME. Don't cross lines until she's ready to tear you apart. And GOOD LUCK.

[Brock]

Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.

[Buck]

Walk over to the neighbors house wearing nothing but a snuggie while holding a bottle of gin (for her).

It works every time.

[DeezNutz]

Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.

Yep.

I don't know wtf is going on in here.

[mcan]

Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.

This is how I used to think. For 27 years the only girls I got were the ones that expressed an interest in me and chased me, and I just happened to like them a little bit too. (usually not though).


Then I met an ultra hottie and she and I became friends. I fell in love and pursued, but to no avail. After months and months of conversations and some knock down drag out honesty, I figured out that my problem was a complete and total lack of game, confidence, and aggressiveness. Once the light switch got turned on... Now she's my girlfriend. She STILL isn't very attracted to me, but she's addicted to me and she holds on TIGHT because there are at least three other women that are waiting in the wings now.

[nychief]

probably avoid going on line and discussing it with a bunch of like minded football fans.

[CoMoChief]

Go over there and watch a Chuck Norris movie.

That right there will get her really wet and in the mood.

Then dash to the bathroom and act like you have to take a really huge shit. Remember this has to be at her place, not yours.

Then come running out of the bathroom in your wizard gown and hat and tell her that you're ready to cast spell level 9 Eroticism on her. (make sure you bolt lock the doors in case she tries to run and leave, this is usually the first reaction to most women I've been with).

Then proceed to go to the kitchen and make some Cream of Wheat over the stove top. If she asks what you're making tell her it's none of her business, because really it's not. It's your Cream of Wheat, you bought it with your own money and took time away out of your schedule to go to the store to purchase it, and she doesn't need to be going through your personal life, as you guys just met.

And when you're ****ing her (obviously the girl has no choice but to drop her panties for you as she can't possibly resist you now) start talking shit, but do it like Randy Jackson would critique someone on American Idol, so she doesn't cry, because when a woman cries in bed that can ruin all the fun. When she's moaning, yelling etc., look at her in the eyes and tell her that she sounds exactly like your own mother. At that point that usually causes them to buck a little bit because they think you're creepy by this point so make sure you're holding on the something.


Then afterwards smoke a big ass bowl of weed, and watch the rest of the Chuck Norris movie. Ask her if she wants to play multi-player Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, because obviously after every fling, every man should play a round of Golden Eye multi-player and I'm more than sure you have your 64 out in your car waiting, like most guys do. If she tells you to leave, do so in a polite manner. But don't forget to take your Wizard hat, gown, and wand with you.

And if you really wanna be nice a make a great impression, leave a couple coupons for sweet deals on her fridge from your local Laser Tag.

[Brock]

She STILL isn't very attracted to me, but she's addicted to me and she holds on TIGHT

Yeah, okay, good luck with that. Let's try to steer others away from possessive psychos who don't know what they want.

[mcan]

Yeah, okay, good luck with that. Let's try to steer others away from possessive psychos who don't know what they want.

lol

[Katipan]

Then afterwards smoke a big ass bowl of weed, and watch the rest of the Chuck Norris movie. Ask her if she wants to play multi-player Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, because obviously after every fling, every man should play a round of Golden Eye multi-player and I'm more than sure you have your 64 out in your car waiting, like most guys do. If she tells you to leave, do so in a polite manner. But don't forget to take your Wizard hat, gown, and wand with you.

And if you really wanna be nice a make a great impression, leave a couple coupons for sweet deals on her fridge from your local Laser Tag.

...

I like everything mentioned above. Wizard costume is a little weird but I'm flexible.

[Chieftain58]

Duh...get her drunk!

[DaneMcCloud]

Hmmm. Maybe ask her out on a date?

Esto

[Simply Red]

probably avoid going on line and discussing it with a bunch of like minded football fans.

see, the difference between you and I is: I don't give a flying fuck.

[wild1]

Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.

A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.

[Just Passin' By]

A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.

Yeah, that's the popular theory. Fortunately, for the persistent male, it's a load of crap.

[Simply Red]

A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.

so you're touching on his point, right?

[Simply Red]

Esto

umm, no. She'll be gone in 3-weeks, I'm the Alpha, all she's getting from me is a 'bump-n-grind' and possibly a triscuit, or a diet-coke, or something.

[stumppy]

so you're touching on his point, right?


Hey ! Hey now !

There will be NO touching on a football board.

[Katipan]

Fortunately, for the persistent male, it's a load of crap.

Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.

[Just Passin' By]

Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.

It happens all the time, but it's not the subject of this thread, so I'll just leave it at that.

[Simply Red]

Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.

Honestly, he's right, (though confuscious say different) girls are the WORST ones to take advice from, regarding other girls. That book said that.

[Brock]

umm, no. She'll be gone in 3-weeks, I'm the Alpha, all she's getting from me is a 'bump-n-grind' and possibly a triscuit, or a diet-coke, or something.

Sorry, dude. That "alpha" shit is for losers. But good luck anyway.

[Katipan]

It happens all the time, but it's not the subject of this thread, so I'll just leave it at that.

That's convenient.

So I'll just talk to wild1 and Brock.

TOTALLY AGREE DOODES.

[wild1]

It happens all the time, but it's not the subject of this thread, so I'll just leave it at that.

guilt, pity, mercy, denial, and bare hedonism happen. that does not change the factual basis of my statement

[Katipan]

Honestly, he's right, (though confuscious say different) girls are the WORST ones to take advice from, regarding other girls. That book said that.

Im not giving you advice. I'm saying the girl already knows if she wants to poke you.

[wild1]

That's convenient.

So I'll just talk to wild1 and Brock.

TOTALLY AGREE DOODES.

Thanks sweetheart.

[Brock]

Im not giving you advice. I'm saying the girl already knows if she wants to poke you.

Oh, you just haven't had the 99.95 patented Jedi mind trick played on you.

"Send for my free DVD starter pack, AND YOU TOO CAN BE AN ALPHA DOG."

[Simply Red]

Im not giving you advice. I'm saying the girl already knows if she wants to poke you.

oh, okay. So she does?

[Simply Red]

:D

[LaChapelle]

Smilin' Bob is moving in for the kill.

[Simply Red]

so my first text should be? 'Let's go grab a bite to eat' huh, Brock? Or, what would you recommend?

[DaneMcCloud]

oh, okay. So she does?

Girls know within 15 seconds whether or not they'll have sex with you.

If you have to convince them, forget it about and move on.

[Brock]

so my first text should be? 'Let's go grab a bite to eat' huh, Brock? Or, what would you recommend?

You actually had a pretty good idea inviting her over to cook for her. But hey, I'll defer to the Alphas with "game".

[JOhn]

Girls know within 15 seconds whether or not they'll have sex with you.

If you have to convince them, forget it about and move on.

True.

That's why I move on....but always keep one that's a challenge on the side. Almost always manage to conquer that tough one, but got have some easy ones on the side :evil:

[JOhn]

You actually had a pretty good idea inviting her over to cook for her. But hey, I'll defer to the Alphas with "game".

If he's not comfortable using a more direct approach, then this is not a bad idea. Being direct when he's very unsure about his "game" can spell doom :shake:

[DaneMcCloud]

True.

That's why I move on....but always keep one that's a challenge on the side. Almost always manage to conquer that tough one, but got have some easy ones on the side :evil:

I was too lazy when I was single to do that. There are so many women looking for fun that I just didn't feel like it was worth my time.

In my opinion, either there's a "connection" or there's not. If there's not (and you always know), I'd move on to greener pastures immediately.

[JOhn]

I was too lazy when I was single to do that. There are so many women looking for fun that I just didn't feel like it was worth my time.

In my opinion, either there's a "connection" or there's not. If there's not (and you always know), I'd move on to greener pastures immediately.

True, but I think I do that as a ego boost. :D
I'm very lazy being single, that's why I prefer the casual kind. Which is absolutely great living in a tourist town...here one night, gone the next:evil:

[DaneMcCloud]

True, but I think I do that as a ego boost. :D
I'm very lazy being single, that's why I prefer the casual kind. Which is absolutely great living in a tourist town...here one night, gone the next:evil:

LMAO

[rockymtnchief]

Which is absolutely great living in a tourist town...here one night, gone the next:evil:

Yeah, but those herpes will be there FO EVA!:)

[wutamess]

First Text: What are you doing this week(end). innocent and you can tell if she wants to really talk or not.
Conversation will kick off from there.
An updated log would be great.

[wutamess]

Yeah, but those herpes will be there FO EVA!:)

Says the guy that never gets any.
Little flare up here and there never hurt anyone. :D

[Simply Red]

First Text: What are you doing this week(end). innocent and you can tell if she wants to really talk or not.
Conversation will kick off from there.
An updated log would be great.

Fair enough. I think that's what I'll do.

[rockymtnchief]

Little flare up here and there never hurt anyone. :D

Yep, just remove it with a cheese grater.

[Skip Towne]

lol

Hey, Mcan, whatever happened to Angel? She disappeared.

[Phobia]

Hey, Mcan, whatever happened to Angel? She disappeared.

She got married to a soldier.

[sedated]

She got married to a soldier.

<img src="http://www.tigerrag.com/wp-content/uploads/kellen_winslow.jpg">

[teedubya]

SR should ask for advice from GoChiefs... he is the new pimp, 'roun these parts.

[JOhn]

Yeah, but those herpes will be there FO EVA!:)

Don't Hate the Playa ROFL

[Simply Red]

SR should ask for advice from GoChiefs... he is the new pimp, 'roun these parts.

pls pm him and ask him, ty.

[Hammock Parties]

I could close this deal, retard.

She's down to fuck.

Hit that shit.

PS - I'm getting blown tonight.

[Simply Red]

I could close this deal, retard.

She's down to ****.

Hit that shit.

PS - I'm getting blown tonight.

not sure what -> She's down to ****. means. but (ROFL)

[allen_kcCard]

PS - I'm getting blown tonight.

Right after he gets off work at the tanning salon?

[wutamess]

Did you text her yet?

[Lumpy]

I was going to stay off this thread, but...

SR, I'm sure ur a nice guy, (w/ clean sheets and sexy hands to boot-lol), u should do fine w/ this girl once u get the ball rolling... just be urself. :D

[Iowanian]

Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.

no shit.


It doesn't take all of the pillowbitery and deception.


You're a grown man, she's a game proven broad by your account. Ask her if she wants to come over, have some pig n blanket, mac n cheese.

She'll either deny the invite which is a pretty good hint, or she'll have a nice evening...or help you out of your pants. Its not rocket science.

[Simply Red]

no shit.


It doesn't take all of the pillowbitery and deception.


You're a grown man, she's a game proven broad by your account. Ask her if she wants to come over, have some pig n blanket, mac n cheese.

She'll either deny the invite which is a pretty good hint, or she'll have a nice evening...or help you out of your pants. Its not rocket science.

TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?

[Iowanian]

That seems like a harmless way to kick things off.


You're not new to this, I'm not sure what the need for this is other than maybe some attention.

I think the cookies is a good idea, but I'm no pimp like Gochiefs and mecca.

[Brock]

TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?

Did she think you were funny when you met her?

[Hammock Parties]

Jesus, just say "come over and hang out."

She's not going to say no.

Then you start making out. Don't be a pussy.

This one is practically begging for it. If you can't close this you are truly inept. You don't even have to drive anywhere where there are gay receptionists.

[allen_kcCard]

TBH, Friday I was going to ask her to come over and bake some cookies w/ me (as a joke) and see how she responds. That's kinda funny, isn't it? Or is it lame?

Baking cookies is lame...ask her if she can come over and help you stuff a sausage.

[Brock]

Jesus, just say "come over and hang out."

She's not going to say no.

Then you start making out. Don't be a pussy.

This one is practically begging for it. If you can't close this you are truly inept. You don't even have to drive anywhere where there are gay receptionists.

I hate to say it, but Douchebag is pretty close to the mark here.

[Lumpy]

I hate to say it, but Douchebag is pretty close to the mark here.

This.

[Iowanian]

This thread should have been made to only be advice from III, Meatpeeker and the king of the chocolate hogs.....as a testament to planet advice of virgins past.

[RJ]

Ask her over to your place for dinner. Make a nice sensual meal. Have great sex. Rinse and repeat.

Hmmm. Maybe ask her out on a date?



Why is this thread 8 pages long when the correct answers were given in the first 2 replies?

Superfluous.

[Simply Red]

Did she think you were funny when you met her?

no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...

[keg in kc]

Don't think too much about it. That's the best and easiest way to completely fuck things up. Just talk to her, be yourself. Texting is a great thing. If you do invite her over, be casual about it, don't try to turn yourself into emeril to impress her with your l33t baking skills. Chocolate chip cookies with fua gras are not a good idea.

[Simply Red]

Baking cookies is lame...ask her if she can come over and help you stuff a sausage.

I'm not really going to bake cookies, it's sort of a joke, <- maybe that needs to be via phone conv. vs. text.

[Hammock Parties]

This girl doesn't need a meal from you.

At most she needs popcorn and pay-per-view.

Invite her over for a movie if you really have to get specific.

You won't be finishing the movie.

[keg in kc]

no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...And you're asking for instructions why exactly? Dork.

[allen_kcCard]

no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...

so....you should have titled your thread "Please pat me on the back as I'm about to land my neighbor's temportary roomate."

[DJ's left nut]

Maybe I missed it, but WTF happened to "this thread is worthless without...."?

Is the Planet slipping that badly?


P.S. I believe I've said this in the past, but if you come on here and look for advice on getting laid, you deserve what you get. (which is to say that you deserve the clap; grow a pair of your own, jeebus)

[Simply Red]

Don't think too much about it. That's the best and easiest way to completely **** things up. Just talk to her, be yourself. Texting is a great thing. If you do invite her over, be casual about it, don't try to turn yourself into emeril to impress her with your l33t baking skills. Chocolate chip cookies with fua gras are not a good idea.

lol,

[allen_kcCard]

I'm not really going to bake cookies, it's sort of a joke, <- maybe that needs to be via phone conv. vs. text.

I figured...mine was a bit of a joke as well.

[Chief Pote]

Based on your information that you've provided, it's a lock. The other thing you NEED to decide is what positions you'll use. Just remember "spooning leads to forking". :clap:

[Brock]

no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...

Dude, you're so money.

[Simply Red]

And you're asking for instructions why exactly? Dork.

well, My neighbor is going outta town, right? This weekend, and that's how I got her digits. Something like: 'Hey Christie, You'd better have my number since she's gonna be gone, you know? in case you need anything'

to which she replied:

"What's your #?

I just called you, you'll have a missed-call."

[keg in kc]

Based on your information that you've provided, it's a lock. The other thing you NEED to decide is what positions you'll use. :clap:Wait. Positions? Plural? You mean there's more than one? Just when I think I've learned everything, there's another curveball.

Sorry. Channeling GoChiefs.

[Simply Red]

Dude, you're so money.

:D ROFL not so much.

[wild1]

it sounds like not even Earnest Byner could fumble this away

[RJ]

Dude, you're so money.



Seriously, can't you just see SR as a character in Swingers ?

[keg in kc]

You're interested. She's interested. Don't dabble with it. Just relax and let nature take its course.

[Chief Pote]

Wait. Positions? Plural? You mean there's more than one? Just when I think I've learned everything, there's another curveball.

Sorry. Channeling GoChiefs.

It just depends on whether he'll use EACH position to completion. Or provide a versatile package of positions.

[Simply Red]

You're interested. She's interested. Don't dabble with it. Just relax and let nature take its course.

WAIT, so bareback her?

[Iowanian]

"your roomate is going to be gone all weekend. this might be the only chance we have to make your belly smell like old spice and sour milk in the living room"

[keg in kc]

WAIT, so bareback her?Just make sure she's standing up when you do, so gravity can prevent accidents.

[Simply Red]

"your roomate is going to be gone all weekend. this might be the only chance we have to make your belly smell like old spice and sour milk in the living room"

ROFL/gross.

[Iowanian]

It's pretty obvious she had no interest in you. I mean, if some of the locals here had been in your shoes, she'd have had to remove their war-club from her throat just to answer her roomates inquiries.

[Phobia]

What you need to do is overcome your case of the gay. Go load up on vodka. Then when the gay passes call her. Tell her about how you were gay and didn't know how to get with a woman but now that vodka is your friend you're ready to be a man. That should probably do it.

[Brock]

What you need to do is overcome your case of the gay. Go load up on vodka. Then when the gay passes call her. Tell her about how you were gay and didn't know how to get with a woman but now that vodka is your friend you're ready to be a man. That should probably do it.

Oh no you dint

[Simply Red]

What you need to do is overcome your case of the gay. Go load up on vodka. Then when the gay passes call her. Tell her about how you were gay and didn't know how to get with a woman but now that vodka is your friend you're ready to be a man. That should probably do it.

shut up I'm dry. JERK

[KCGridironBeast]

Text her the URL to this thread...

[Simply Red]

Text her the URL to this thread...

no, my neighbor who used to get nude for everyone, doesn't anymore. I think she posts here.

[Iowanian]

The only way for any of us to know for certain what to work is to try to Eff her.

What's her number?

I'll let you know if she snorts during sex.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Not all of us have a chubby telemarketer we can call for advice.

LMAO

Brutal.

[Phobia]

shut up I'm dry. JERK

Awesome. Keep on, dude.

[Phobia]

no, my neighbor who used to get nude for everyone, doesn't anymore. I think she posts here.

If your neighbor posts here then why would you post this thread?

[Simply Red]

Awesome. Keep on, dude.

Thanks, I am. I'm REALLY done, this time. Actually, I went to church w/ my neighbor last Sunday & we plan on going again this Sunday.

[wild1]

If your neighbor posts here then why would you post this thread?

hmmmm

[Hammock Parties]

If your neighbor posts here then why would you post this thread?

He likes to live dangerously.

[Simply Red]

If your neighbor posts here then why would you post this thread?

she doesn't, lol, but, she stopped about a week after that thread about my neighbor from across the bldg undressing w/ blinds open.

[Hammock Parties]

I swear to god, Ryan, if you don't hit this piece of ass I am going to fly out there and hit it MYSELF!!!!

[Iowanian]

no you won't, you won't turn around and go back across a parking lot.

[RJ]

she doesn't, lol, but, she stopped about a week after that thread about my neighbor from across the bldg undressing w/ blinds open.


She probably noticed the crowd of middle aged, beer bellied guys with goatees wearing Chiefs hats and holding binoculars gathered outside her building.

[Simply Red]

I swear to god, Ryan, if you don't hit this piece of ass I am going to fly out there and hit it MYSELF!!!!

my god, she's tiny and sexy, big ol' eyes. i'm gonna break her in hallllllf.

[Simply Red]

She probably noticed the crowd of middle aged, beer bellied guys with goatees wearing Chiefs hats and holding binoculars gathered outside her building.

ROFLROFL

[Mr. Wizard]

Thanks, I am. I'm REALLY done, this time. Actually, I went to church w/ my neighbor last Sunday & we plan on going again this Sunday.

:clap: Mr Wizard says "good man". :clap:

[Mr. Wizard]

my god, she's tiny and sexy, big ol' eyes. i'm gonna break her in hallllllf.

Mr Wizard LOVES tits on a stick ! :)

[Phobia]

Thanks, I am. I'm REALLY done, this time. Actually, I went to church w/ my neighbor last Sunday & we plan on going again this Sunday.

That's not magic but it might be helpful. It sure isn't going to hurt anything.

[ZootedGranny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv8d_ry-u-Q#t=8m45s

[Halfcan]

Just be yourself-go have a few coffee's and then rent a movie. Something with frontal nudity always helps-plenty of sex scenes too-lol

[wutamess]

Did you fuggin text her yet?

[Simply Red]

Did you fuggin text her yet?

no, i'm waiting for the weekend.

[sedated]

no, i'm waiting for the weekend.

why?

[Skip Towne]

Does she like cars? Take her to the drag races.

[Simply Red]

why?

because her roommate will be gone and plus it'll make me look relaxed and not needy/desp. Plus we can sleep in. :D

[Simply Red]

Does she like cars? Take her to the drag races.

It's an idea, but, money's tight right now, she may have to settle for a movie and a hot-pocket.

[Skip Towne]

It's an idea, but, money's tight right now, she may have to settle for a movie and a hot-pocket.

Get a job.

[BigMeatballDave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv8d_ry-u-Q#t=8m45sROFL

[teedubya]

what happens if you snooze... and she finds something/someone else do this weekend?

Learn the lesson of GoChiefs and turn around in rush hour traffic... and go get your blowjob!

Early bird gets the worm's holes.

[sedated]

because her roommate will be gone and plus it'll make me look relaxed and not needy/desp. Plus we can sleep in. :D

I'm not sure if I buy the “wait 3 days to not seem needy/desperate thing". That's for sorority girls, experienced women have played these games with countless douche bags in the past.

If I want to make plans for the weekend, I generally don’t wait until the weekend to bring it up to the other person.

[Simply Red]

I'm not sure if I buy the “wait 3 days to not seem needy/desperate thing". That's for sorority girls, experienced women have played these games with countless douche bags in the past.

If I want to make plans for the weekend, I generally don’t wait until the weekend to bring it up to the other person.

this is an ENTIRELY unconventional situation.

[rockymtnchief]

this is an ENTIRELY unconventional situation.

And you're an unconventional guy! :thumb:Get busy!

Tell her 'Ghost Hunters' is on tonite and you get askeerd watching it by yourself. Back-to-back-to-back episodes gives you plenty of time to swoop.

[wild1]

I'm not sure if I buy the “wait 3 days to not seem needy/desperate thing". That's for sorority girls, experienced women have played these games with countless douche bags in the past.

Totally agree.

[wutamess]

because her roommate will be gone and plus it'll make me look relaxed and not needy/desp. Plus we can sleep in. :D

That's dumb... You gotta make plans NOW... You think she isn't thinking about what piece of ass she's going to get this weekend? She's going to go on the prowl if you don't beat her to it. Easier for her than it is for you.

Smarten up.

[Brock]

That's dumb... You gotta make plans now... you think she isn't thinking about what piece of ass she's going to get this weekend? She's going to go on the prowl if you don't beat her to it.

Smarten up.

Yep, waiting leads to beating off.

[DeezNutz]

He who hesitates, masturbates.

[keg in kc]

He who hesitates, masterbates.Hey, if you can't beat 'em...

[DeezNutz]

Hey, if you can't beat 'em...

Rim shot. Uhh...

[wutamess]

Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"
That's the coolest thing on the internets now.

[wild1]

What? What are you waiting for?

[Simply Red]

Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"
That's the coolest thing on the internets now.

ROFL

[wutamess]

:grovel: PLEASE DO IT and see what happens.
I doubt you fuggitup.
Just play it off as a joke if she responds crazy.

PLEASE!
I'd do it if I was out there... but I'm crazy like that.
However, she'll love your brute honesty

[Simply Red]

:grovel: PLEASE DO IT and see what happens.
I doubt you fuggitup.
Just play it off as a joke if she responds crazy.

PLEASE!
I'd do it if I was out there... but I'm crazy like that.
However, she'll love your brute honesty

can't. I'm good friends w/ her roomy. I DEFINITELY don't wanna screw that up. LOL, otherwise I DEFINITELY would.

I think i'm going to ask her to come over and leave it at that.

[wutamess]

Well just ask her what her big plans are for the weekend. TODAY (as in NOW).

[Simply Red]

What? What are you waiting for?

my neighbor and her man to leave tomorrow to Charleston, that's what.

[sedated]

my neighbor and her man to leave tomorrow to Charleston, that's what.

are you under the impression that the second you text her she's going to come running to your door?

[sedated]

Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"

it doesn't work :D

the people in that thread are liars

[Simply Red]

are you under the impression that the second you text her she's going to come running to your door?

Yes, I am the 'Alpha-Male'

[Simply Red]

I could ask her for a late night swim

[wutamess]

I could ask her for a late night swim
Unless she has a not scared to sound needy guy already with her.

Text her now just to get a conversation started... This weekend you can text her to come over.

Stop being a GoChiefs.
You're going to let a prime opp get away. All over your anticipated stupidity in the waiting game.

[Consistent1]

Hey SR. I have not read this whole deal. The parts that I did read included a reference to you going to meetings at at least one point. You do remember begging for prayers and all that crap recently AGAIN, right? There were a bunch of people trying to give you good advice even after going through this before. Pussy is good, we can all agree on that. You seem to be the type of guy sitting in a meeting thinking this chick is an easy lay, after all she drinks too much. If your mind is on that, forget about it. Go out to a bar and drink and get laid. If you are serious about being sober, forget the piece of ass for awhile. I also have some knowledge about those things, but I did not waste my time trying to reassure you when you were down for a day or two.

[Simply Red]

Hey SR. I have not read this whole deal. The parts that I did read included a reference to you going to meetings at at least one point. You do remember begging for prayers and all that crap recently AGAIN, right? There were a bunch of people trying to give you good advice even after going through this before. Pussy is good, we can all agree on that. You seem to be the type of guy sitting in a meeting thinking this chick is an easy lay, after all she drinks too much. If your mind is on that, forget about it. Go out to a bar and drink and get laid. If you are serious about being sober, forget the piece of ass for awhile. I also have some knowledge about those things, but I did not waste my time trying to reassure you when you were down for a day or two.


well, first of all thanks. I don't really know how to reply to this, but, I'm not sure she drinks a lot, but, i'm positive if she did/does, when/if we do hook up, i'll deal w/ it. I WILL NOT drink though, that much, I'm sure of.

[Consistent1]

It doesn't matter homey....don't be worried about getting laid right now. The people at meetings will tell you the same thing about new "relationships" at this point if you are serious.

[sedated]

Yes, I am the 'Alpha-Male'

:rolleyes:

the real alpha male has already started a conversation.

the real alpha male is the one who is going to be banging her when you finally text this weekend (I can already see the “sorry SR, I got plans already” text).

and the real alpha male never refers to himself as the alpha male

[Consistent1]

:rolleyes:

the real alpha male has already started a conversation.

the real alpha male is the one who is going to be banging her when you finally text this weekend (I can already see the “sorry SR, I got plans already” text).

and the real alpha male never refers to himself as the alpha male

Yeah, I mean Mecca never comes right out and says it, but we all know.

[Brock]

It doesn't matter homey....don't be worried about getting laid right now. The people at meetings will tell you the same thing about new "relationships" at this point if you are serious.

I agree with this. But it appears his mind's made up, so he may as well be successful at it.

[Skip Towne]

Ask her to become your "temporary roommate" instead. There, all settled.

[GoHuge]

I'm not sure if I buy the “wait 3 days to not seem needy/desperate thing". That's for sorority girls, experienced women have played these games with countless douche bags in the past.

If I want to make plans for the weekend, I generally don’t wait until the weekend to bring it up to the other person.100 % agree. Dude time is not your friend in this deal. I'm 29 and I live this stuff all the time. You need to look at the situation and decide what it is your wanting out of it. In this case it's pretty much cut and dry. You want to bang her and that's it.

As previously stated she has made up her mind already as far as what you are in her mind. Girls have been hearing our finest since they where fourteen. They're pretty numb to just about any game you might have in the short term. Over time you could break down a first impression, but in this case time is not your friend. The best peice of advice I can give you is to remember who you where when you first met her. Where you the "alpha dog" as stupid as that sounds or where you a nice engaging passive guy. It is said when we meet somebody for the first time they are meeting your representative and not the real you. If you feel like you made a good impression than be sure to be that guy. If your a 180 from that it dries up a pussy in a hurry. I also wouldn't put alot of stock into her gving you her number. That isn't a big deal like it use to be. We all have caller ID now and it's very easy to just hit ignore. It's not like the pre-caller ID times when there where some consequences to giving your number out. If she enthusiastic sounding when you talk to or text her then you know your good.

Also you need to look at what this will do to you and your friends relationship. It sounds like she sees you as a nonthreatening asexual friend. That will change if you f**k her friend. They will talk about every little detail that happens. Personally I don't care about my friends that are girls getting mad at me for getting with another girl. If they aren't giving it up just tell them you have to get it somewhere. I've got no time for that drama. You may find out that she's a party girl and is down with sport f**king. Her opinion of you is going to change though. Be fully aware of that. Your either going to be another asshole guy or or a fascination that she refers to as "ol thunder dick next door." This is a performance based business. What happens between you and her friend will determine what you are in her mind. She'll either want you or continue to toy with the notion you might be gay. No middle ground in her mind.

She probably likes you from the way you have described the situation. It's your job not to f**k it up. Your gonna know real quick by her tone when you text her. Also as others have mentioned with your limited time window procrastination=FAIL. This aint rocket science dude. Be confident and stay away from the games. If she wants to f**k she will be sure and let you know. Your not going to sway her one way or another unless she liked the guy she met and the real you is a total douche bag.

[XXXshogunXXX]

Yes, I am the 'Alpha-Male'

sarcasm? I really cant tell

[wild1]

Get your reservation in.

[Simply Red]

100 % agree. Dude time is not your friend in this deal. I'm 29 and I live this stuff all the time. You need to look at the situation and decide what it is your wanting out of it. In this case it's pretty much cut and dry. You want to bang her and that's it.

As previously stated she has made up her mind already as far as what you are in her mind. Girls have been hearing our finest since they where fourteen. They're pretty numb to just about any game you might have in the short term. Over time you could break down a first impression, but in this case time is not your friend. The best peice of advice I can give you is to remember who you where when you first met her. Where you the "alpha dog" as stupid as that sounds or where you a nice engaging passive guy. It is said when we meet somebody for the first time they are meeting your representative and not the real you. If you feel like you made a good impression than be sure to be that guy. If your a 180 from that it dries up a pussy in a hurry. I also wouldn't put alot of stock into her gving you her number. That isn't a big deal like it use to be. We all have caller ID now and it's very easy to just hit ignore. It's not like the pre-caller ID times when there where some consequences to giving your number out. If she enthusiastic sounding when you talk to or text her then you know your good.

Also you need to look at what this will do to you and your friends relationship. It sounds like she sees you as a nonthreatening asexual friend. That will change if you f**k her friend. They will talk about every little detail that happens. Personally I don't care about my friends that are girls getting mad at me for getting with another girl. If they aren't giving it up just tell them you have to get it somewhere. I've got no time for that drama. You may find out that she's a party girl and is down with sport f**king. Her opinion of you is going to change though. Be fully aware of that. Your either going to be another asshole guy or or a fascination that she refers to as "ol thunder dick next door." This is a performance based business. What happens between you and her friend will determine what you are in her mind. She'll either want you or continue to toy with the notion you might be gay. No middle ground in her mind.

She probably likes you from the way you have described the situation. It's your job not to f**k it up. Your gonna know real quick by her tone when you text her. Also as others have mentioned with your limited time window procrastination=FAIL. This aint rocket science dude. Be confident and stay away from the games. If she wants to f**k she will be sure and let you know. Your not going to sway her one way or another unless she liked the guy she met and the real you is a total douche bag.



I realize that bit about the phone number. But thanks for the rest of it.

[wild1]

:rolleyes:

the real alpha male has already started a conversation.

the real alpha male is the one who is going to be banging her when you finally text this weekend (I can already see the “sorry SR, I got plans already” text).

and the real alpha male never refers to himself as the alpha male

yep

[Simply Red]

text has been sent.

[Simply Red]

so shut your collective fucking face :)

[Simply Red]

gang, no reply yet. I may just delete it tonight. She's too young anyway. Fuck it, porn works fine and is less bitchy. I'm not the Alpha, you're right Sedated.

[ziggysocki]

gang, no reply yet. I may just delete it tonight. She's too young anyway. Fuck it, porn works fine and is less bitchy. I'm not the Alpha, you're right Sedated.

No way... stick with it. What have you got to lose? You try and fail, well at least you had a chance to succeed. IF you don't try, you just fail.

[Simply Red]

No way... stick with it. What have you got to lose? You try and fail, well at least you had a chance to succeed. IF you don't try, you just fail.

fuck it, I'm not begging for someone to be with me. FUCK THAT SHIT!
I'm decent looking clean and make decent money. Mother fuck any bitch that can't appreciate that. SERIOUSLY.

[sedated]

gang, no reply yet. I may just delete it tonight. She's too young anyway. **** it, porn works fine and is less bitchy. I'm not the Alpha, you're right Sedated.

dude...it's been 5 minutes.

[MOhillbilly]

SR you gotta get intouch with your inner
http://www.deviantart.com/download/92867698/Hulk_SMASH_by_el_grimlock.jpg

[Simply Red]

dude...it's been 5 minutes.

ROFL

Well, I'm HORNY!

[Simply Red]

SR you gotta het intouch with your inner
http://www.deviantart.com/download/92867698/Hulk_SMASH_by_el_grimlock.jpg

noted

[MOhillbilly]

noted

Fuck a memo. Smash that pussy. RAAAAAAARHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[GoHuge]

gang, no reply yet. I may just delete it tonight. She's too young anyway. **** it, porn works fine and is less bitchy. I'm not the Alpha, you're right Sedated.Uh hey buddy you might want to give it longer than 12 minutes before drawing any conclusions. She might be taking a shit. :shrug: Patience is a virtue. Don't ask for the help of CP and cave after 12 well now 13 minutes. You might have to pick up your dick and find a reason to go over. If she is over 18 there is no such thing as too young for a booty call. Especially at 24!! Embarassment will pass. She'll only be there another few weeks. Chronic masturbation is a life long affliction.

[wild1]

Uh hey buddy you might want to give it longer than 12 minutes before drawing any conclusions.

Yeah, that is not very alpha.

[Simply Red]

Uh hey buddy you might want to give it longer than 12 minutes before drawing any conclusions. She might be taking a shit. :shrug: Patience is a virtue. Don't ask for the help of CP and cave after 12 well now 13 minutes. You might have to pick up your dick and find a reason to go over. If she is over 18 there is no such thing as too young for a booty call. Especially at 24!! Embarassment will pass. She'll only be there another few weeks. Chronic masturbation is a life long affliction.



It's 'lil' buddy, not just plain: 'buddy'

[Simply Red]

Okay

she replied:

Awesome! Yeah I will probably want some pooltime this weekend, so let me know when you are going definitely.

[Simply Red]

**** a memo. Smash that pussy. RAAAAAAARHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

OBEY THE COCK!!!

[AustinChief]

Okay

she replied:

Awesome! Yeah I will probably want some pooltime this weekend, so let me know when you are going definitely.

Swimming pool? what was the text you sent ?

[Simply Red]

Swimming pool? what was the text you sent ?

YES, I had mentioned that I should be around and will probably hit the pool this weekend. Something like that is what i had typed, originally.

[rockymtnchief]

Okay

she replied:

Awesome! Yeah I will probably want some pooltime this weekend, so let me know when you are going definitely.

WHAMMO!!

Now was that so damn hard? Congrats!

[Simply Red]

WHAMMO!!

Now was that so damn hard? Congrats!

no, honestly, i get flustered fairly easy, these Buckhead girls are downright snobby and they get venomous @ times. So, maybe you can understand my frustration. LOL

[AustinChief]

YES, I had mentioned that I should be around and will probably hit the pool this weekend. Something like that is what i had typed, originally.

my advice: the sooner the better... situations like this can end up running out of time far too quickly.

[Simply Red]

my advice: the sooner the better... situations like this can end up running out of time far too quickly.

Sat. should be okay, right?

[L.A. Chieffan]

has anybody mentioned chardonnay and phil collins yet?

[Simply Red]

uncle kyle?

[Simply Red]

has anybody mentioned chardonnay and phil collins yet?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[rockymtnchief]

Sat. should be okay, right?

That's fine. The bait has been taken. But if you see her beforehand, mention where you're going or what you're doing and invite her along. She's already said "yes" once. The hard part is done.

[Simply Red]

dude, I'm too broke for Dorsia, or hell, even Espace. But, I gots some pepperoni hot pockets.

[L.A. Chieffan]

dude, I'm too broke for Dorsia, or hell, even Espace. But, I gots some pepperoni hot pockets.

what about deckchairs or crayons? Carruthers could get a rez at those places

[Simply Red]

where are all of you punks at once success is brewing?

[Simply Red]

what about deckchairs or crayons? Carruthers could get a rez at those places

That's because Carruthers is a tumbling, TUMBLING dickweed.

[AustinChief]

uncle kyle?

Depends. How long is roommate out of town for? You need to leave room for 1st casual encounter and then 2nd hook up. Just in case.

As a neighbor, it is easy now to include her in activities. Make up cool shit that you are doing and invite her along out of "pity" for the poor girl all by herself. It will make it look like you are just being nice and not trying too hard.

i.e. "I am headed out to (insert place/activity) with some friends... feel free to join" or "hey, I made too much (insert dish) if you haven't eaten feel free to drop by"

just my $.02

As someone said before, she already knows in her mind whether she is willing to sleep with you... now you just have to make it easy for her. Give her an excuse to do so.

[Katipan]

... now you just have to make it easy for her. Give her an excuse to do so.

Such a great fucking line. :clap:

[Buck]

Invite her to a chatroom and ask her if she wants pics of your junk. That should work.

[GoHuge]

Sat. should be okay, right?Well it might be but a phone call lets say tomorrow evening saying something like you and some friends got some tickets "to (think of something cool a girl might enjoy along with yourself) don't know if you had anything going on. You'd be very welcome to come along if you'd like." Don't forget to mention the friends part!!! Pressure is off at that point. Your not asking her on a date....your just offering a night out with some good people for a girl that is from out of town. You'll really get to know each other. She's obviously very well educated so make sure it's something that will intrigue her. Maybe a wine tasting or something like that? Your a CP regular but at least act like your cultured for a night :D

You could wait until this weekend to get things started or you could have a serious protein defency come Monday if you listen to someone who fancies themselves pretty good at this shit. You don't get anything by not trying. Be subtley aggressive. That's some of my best stuff man....That's all I got. Do your worst Mr. SR!

Oh and (very important) make sure you've got toilet paper on the deal with a sparkling clean toilet and bathroom (trash can empty). She doesn't want to feel like she's at a frat house.

I just posted mine and see AustinChief took my thoughts and posted them before me........two guys giving the exact same advice=Sound advice.

[Katipan]

.......two guys giving the exact same advice=Sound advice.

ROFL

[AustinChief]

ROFL

HEY! No laughing until you have seen me naked!

[stanleychief]

Step 1: Setup webcam
Step 2: Invite her to change in your bedroom
Step 3: Provide url to webcam in this thread

Only then can we give you further advice. Oh, and leave some porn lying around. I've seen this work before.

[stumppy]

HEY! No laughing until you have seen me naked!

As long as she doesn't point and laugh.

[Gary]

This guy says you are putting the pussy on a pedestal...http://dvd.easycinema.com/easy/images/products/6/93916-large.jpg

[wutamess]

What's the rest of the texts?
Fuggin secretive CPers!

[Katipan]

HEY! No laughing until you have seen me naked!

Niiiiiice. Plants the thought in the girl's mind that sex is already a forgone conclusion while giving her the dominant role as the laugher and not the laughee.

You've talked to girls before...

[wild1]

Invite her to a chatroom and ask her if she wants pics of your junk. That should work.

http://i32.tinypic.com/auwjtz.gif

[Skip Towne]

Niiiiiice. Plants the thought in the girl's mind that sex is already a forgone conclusion while giving her the dominant role as the laugher and not the laughee.

You've talked to girls before...

Girls are simple little creatures. Easy to fool.

[Katipan]

Girls are simple little creatures. Easy to fool.

Men are super complex.

Why, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever found one.

[MahiMike]

Tell her you're a talent agent for an adult modeling agency where she can make $1000/day but she has to do EXACTLY what you tell her. You'll need to make a tryout video to send to your boss.

[BigMeatballDave]

Men are super complex.

Why, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever found one.
ROFL