View Full Version : Football Signs your favorite NFL team is gonna suck this year
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-11-2009, 10:23 AM
rather than sign with your team Plaxico Burress shoots himself again
the pads they wear include maxi
your best player is your punter
you always punt on first down because "defense wins championships"
Terrell Owens doesn't bother talking crap about them
your cheerleaders favorite chant is "3 and out, that's what it's all about"
your new coach admits he took the job so he could see grow men showering
dj56dt58
08-11-2009, 10:25 AM
You trade a stud QB for Kyle Orton
your star wide receive wants out
Your whole teams hates your new head coach
Your team is the the Denver Broncos
KCUnited
08-11-2009, 10:26 AM
You give a 5 technique 57/31.
Fuck we are the sux!
MMXcalibur
08-11-2009, 10:27 AM
Herm Edwards is strolling up and down your sideline.
Topic over.
They play in Detroit, Oakland, Denver, St. Louis, or Kansas City
Sweet Daddy Hate
08-11-2009, 10:50 AM
The head coach looks like Mr. Rodgers with bad acne.
The head coach looks like Mr. Rodgers with bad acne.
You know he was burned in a fire right?
Sweet Daddy Hate
08-11-2009, 10:54 AM
You know he was burned in a fire right?
Did he run down the street like Richard Pryor when his free base blew up?:D
Old Dog
08-11-2009, 10:57 AM
They plan to wear helmets with a different state on them than where they play?
Stinger
08-11-2009, 10:58 AM
You have the title AFC West on top of your name?
RealSNR
08-11-2009, 11:01 AM
Your home rests on more wheels than your car does
LaChapelle
08-11-2009, 11:39 AM
Herm Edwards is strolling up and down your sideline.
Topic over.
Herm's dream of becoming a pastry chef has taken on a more real feel. Check the window at your local Walmart bakery.
Demonpenz
08-11-2009, 11:48 AM
whoppers could be either a hamburger from burger king or a candy you eat at movies
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orange
08-11-2009, 12:09 PM
They play in Detroit, Oakland, Denver, St. Louis, or Kansas City
Big talk for a fellow 8-8 team.
Big talk for a fellow 8-8 team.
The thread topic stated this year.
RickObie
08-11-2009, 12:38 PM
When your head coach is Norv Turner!
morphius
08-11-2009, 12:42 PM
You know he was burned in a fire right?
Well, that does explain how the teams he HC for always seem to go down in flames.
scorpio
08-11-2009, 01:02 PM
You trade a stud QB for Kyle Orton
your star wide receive wants out
Your whole teams hates your new head coach
Your team is the the Denver Broncos
http://dontgosouth.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/obsession1.jpg
Halfcan
08-11-2009, 01:05 PM
You romance Brett Favre all summer-then get stiffed when he retires again.
kysirsoze
08-11-2009, 01:06 PM
They plan to wear helmets with a different state on them than where they play?
Oh for the love of..... People are still upset about this?
Sweet Daddy Hate
08-11-2009, 01:07 PM
Oh for the love of..... People are still upset about this?
No.
But fuck Texas anyway.:harumph:
Dr. Johnny Fever
08-11-2009, 01:10 PM
The players wear the kind of helmets that hold a beer can on each side
None of the players drafted themselves for their fantasy team
President Obama makes fun of the way your QB throws
they lost a scrimmage 72-0 to the tackling dummies
Dayze
08-11-2009, 01:11 PM
your team has an arrowhead for a logo, and a lame band that plays old & tired 'classics', as well as 3 second snip-its after 1st downs. Oh, and the Band has a 150 yr old trumpet player.
Old Dog
08-11-2009, 01:12 PM
Oh for the love of..... People are still upset about this?
I never was upset about it but firstly, I did figure it would get to some folks and secondly, the Chiefs are pretty much gonna suck this year (I figure another 4 win season if we're lucky) so I thought it fit.
Sweet Daddy Hate
08-11-2009, 01:18 PM
your team has an arrowhead for a logo, and a lame band that plays old & tired 'classics', as well as 3 second snip-its after 1st downs. Oh, and the Band has a 150 yr old trumpet player.
You just made a grievous error with the AARP-set, friend. Good luck to you.LMAO
morphius
08-11-2009, 01:25 PM
your team has an arrowhead for a logo, and a lame band that plays old & tired 'classics', as well as 3 second snip-its after 1st downs. Oh, and the Band has a 150 yr old trumpet player.
You're crowds best known chant was made on a day when your terrible D finally got someone to drop the ball, making it, without a doubt, the worst chant ever done by a professional teams crowd.
Herm Edwards was just named HC of your team...
Dayze
08-11-2009, 01:38 PM
You're crowds best known chant was made on a day when your terrible D finally got someone to drop the ball, making it, without a doubt, the worst chant ever done by a professional teams crowd.
are you implying I"m a Bronco fan?:cuss::D
I was simply stating:
A: We have an Arrowhead for a logo
B: we have a lame band
C: 150 yr old trumpeteer
D - we will suck this year.
:D
blaise
08-11-2009, 01:39 PM
Your team name is an anagram for:
Better
Renounce
Oh
Nine
Cause
Orton
Sucks
Sweet Daddy Hate
08-11-2009, 01:42 PM
Your team name is an anagram for:
Better
Renounce
Oh
Nine
Cause
Orton
Sucks
Rep.
Sweet Daddy Hate
08-11-2009, 01:43 PM
You're crowds best known chant was made on a day when your terrible D finally got someone to drop the ball, making it, without a doubt, the worst chant ever done by a professional teams crowd.
The Broncos have a chant?
Dayze
08-11-2009, 01:45 PM
The Broncos have a chant?
I think he was referecing the "In-Com-Plete" crap the Donkey's do after an incompletion.
Might be wrong though.
dilligaf
08-11-2009, 01:48 PM
The thread topic stated this year.
We all have the same record right now.
Sam Hall
08-11-2009, 01:51 PM
your wide receivers have already become a major problem at training camp
orange
08-11-2009, 01:53 PM
your wide receivers have already become a major problem at training camp
That's every team in the NFL, isn't it?
wide receiver = major problem
KCChiefsMan
08-11-2009, 01:54 PM
Your QB comes to camp morbidly obese
Herm Edwards picks you to win this year
you draft a player in the 1st round that you could have got in the 2nd
you draft a player in the 2nd round that you could have got in the 6th
your fans think every day is halloween
your owner/gm doesn't have a clue what year it is or who's house he is in
Sam Hall
08-11-2009, 01:55 PM
That's every team in the NFL, isn't it?
wide receiver = major problem
Usually seems like a bigger problem for the Chiefs.
blaise
08-11-2009, 01:58 PM
The most important game that will be played in your stadium this year will be between two college teams.
Dayze
08-11-2009, 01:59 PM
The most important game that will be played in your stadium this year will be between two college teams.
ROFL
.
Sweet Daddy Hate
08-11-2009, 02:04 PM
I think he was referecing the "We-Are-GHEY" crap the Donkey's do after an incompletion.
Might be wrong though.
Gotcha'.
Sam Hall
08-11-2009, 02:05 PM
The best part of your preseason was having the most fans at the Hall of Fame induction.
FlaChief58
08-11-2009, 02:07 PM
Herm Edwards is strolling up and down your sideline.
Topic over.
Nice one!
morphius
08-11-2009, 02:12 PM
are you implying I"m a Bronco fan?:cuss::D
I was simply stating:
A: We have an Arrowhead for a logo
B: we have a lame band
C: 150 yr old trumpeteer
D - we will suck this year.
:D
Nope, just that whatever you think of our stuff that you listed, that in-comp-etent chant is worse than all of those combined, lol.
Sofa King
08-11-2009, 02:14 PM
The universal chant of your fans is "Next Year".
blaise
08-11-2009, 02:14 PM
You already have a mock draft ready for next year.
orange
08-11-2009, 02:15 PM
You already have a mock draft ready for next year.
... featuring the number one overall selection.
Dayze
08-11-2009, 02:17 PM
You already have a mock draft ready for next year.
... featuring the number one overall selection.
ROFL
that's awesome.
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