***The official Donkeys/49ers game thread***

[-King-]

Because we all need a good laugh.

[Crush]

Let's do it. I wonder how bad the Donks D is going to be.

[Hammock Parties]

fuggin A

[LaChapelle]

Laugh now. Cry in 15.

[Hammock Parties]

lol the 49ers broadcast is still hung up on 1981 and "The Catch"

amazing

[Stinger]

Streaming in HD:

http://www.veetle.com/viewChannel.php?cid=4a6f518d7dfac

[Hammock Parties]

Fuggin ERIC DAVIS is in the booth with his afro.

(former 49ers CB)

[Crush]

Jed York looks like a young Carl.

[DaFace]

I'm watching Denver's feed. Let's hope for a couple ego-crushing INTs by Orton early.

[-King-]

God the SF announcers are terrible.

[Hammock Parties]

Denver on defense. Frank Gore up the middle. ALL DAY!

[Crush]

The Donks D is up.

[-King-]

Oh God that was a terrible kick. I didnt think the fail for Broncos would start at the kickoff...

[DaFace]

God the SF announcers are terrible.

The Denver announcers basically just called out the Niners' fans for not showing to a preseason game.

[-King-]

Gores not playing? DAMN!!

[Hammock Parties]

Hahahaaha. Vernon Davis for 25 yards.

[-King-]

The Denver announcers basically just called out the Niners' fans for not showing to a preseason game.

LMAO! They should take a look at every other pre season game then. It's the same everywhere.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh shit, a sack.

[chiefs1111]

Hill got smacked

[Crush]

Dumervil sacks Hill.

[Hammock Parties]

And Vernon Davis negates the sack with another 25 yard gain

LMAO

[Crush]

Vernon Davis again bitches.

[-King-]

VERRRNON!!! Hard hit!!

[chiefs1111]

Davis is kicking the Donks ass

[DaFace]

The Broncos are bringing more than 4 on most plays. Interesting that they're doing that so early.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Shaun Hill all day

[Hammock Parties]

And Shawn fucking Hill runs for 12 yards.

[chiefs1111]

nice scramble

[Pablo]

Hill gashes the defense for 10 yards. LMAO.

[Crush]

Niners get another first down.

[-King-]

This coffee guy has bad vision. I wish Frank Gore was in.

[-King-]

HOLY SHIT THEIR FULL BACK SUCKS!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Hill you stupid fuck. Even when you're playing the Donks holding onto the ball for 10 seconds results in a sack.

[chiefs1111]

Hill held the ball to long

[Crush]

Sigh. Hill holds the ball for a fucking year allowing the Donks to sack him.

[Crush]

Coffee gashes up the middle for 9.

[Hammock Parties]

And Coffee runs for 15 yards.

The Donks seem to either make a great play or get gashed.

[chiefs1111]

and the donks get gashed

[chiefs1111]

stuffed him that time

[Crush]

That was very Hermish of the Niners.

[Hammock Parties]

3 points for the 49ers. Not too bad for the Donks.

[DaFace]

And Coffee runs for 15 yards.

The Donks seem to either make a great play or get gashed.

Yep. Definitely inconsistent so far.

[Crush]

It is Captain Neckbeard time. Woooooooooo

[Stanley Nickels]

I know this is a preseason, but I just get the feeling this is a contest to see which terrible team can spray their shit the furthest and win the game. Honestly, these two teams suck so much ass.

[Mecca]

Ha the Broncos LB's are so damn slow mixed with their awful safeties that any TE with talent can torch them.

[chiefs1111]

time for the almighty Orton

[Quesadilla Joe]

:clap:

Nolan said he was going to be aggressive:)

IT'S ORTON TIME!

[DaFace]

I know this is a preseason, but I just get the feeling this is a contest to see which terrible team can spray their shit the furthest and win the game. Honestly, these two teams suck so much ass.

Eh, I could see the Niners having a decent year this year if they can ever get Crabtree signed. They showed a lot of improvement under Singletary last year.

[Hammock Parties]

Time to que up "the gif."

You know which one.

[DaFace]

:clap:

Nolan said he was going to be aggressive:)

IT'S ORTON TIME!

So far, it looks to me that agressive = bringing blitzes on every play because you can't get pressure with 4. That said, it worked well on a couple plays.

[Crush]

Orton is wearing No. 8.

[donkhater]

Donks got pretty decent pressure out of their 7 man rush.

[Quesadilla Joe]

So far, it looks to me that agressive = bringing blitzes on every play because you can't get pressure with 4. That said, it worked well on a couple plays.

Yeah the DL doesn't seem to be getting a lot of push. I would rather be aggressive like this than have Slowick drop us back in ubersoft zones all game.

[Mecca]

Donks got pretty decent pressure out of their 7 man rush.

It's the 49ers.....lets not act like they're bitch slapping the Giants around or something.

[Hammock Parties]

Orton dumps one for 8.

[DaFace]

If there is one player on the Broncos' team that makes me nervous these days, it's Eddie Royal. They got a steal with that guy.

[Mecca]

Yeah the DL doesn't seem to be getting a lot of push. I would rather be aggressive like this than have Slowick drop us back in ubersoft zones all game.

It'll work against marginal teams that don't have many weapons because they won't be able to quickly counter it that well..

You start trying to be super aggressive against the schedule the west has this year...Giants, Eagles etc and you'll get raped for it.

[Hammock Parties]

Orton dumps one to Stokely, picks up 10 after catch.

[-King-]

What the hell Stockley?

[Crush]

Buckhalter got smashed.

[donkhater]

It's the 49ers.....lets not act like they're bitch slapping the Giants around or something.

I think you missed the sarcasm of the 7-man rush line.

[chiefs1111]

no where to run...

[Mecca]

If there is one player on the Broncos' team that makes me nervous these days, it's Eddie Royal. They got a steal with that guy.


See I always thought his future in the NFL was return man/slot WR I guess I undervalued him in college.

[Hammock Parties]

Buckhalter stuffed two plays in a row.

http://i29.tinypic.com/29dz1iu.gif

[chiefs1111]

damn i didn't know Spikes was still with the 49ers

[Hammock Parties]

Orton throws that slip screen as well as Cassel.

That was a staple of the Pats offense last year.

[Mecca]

damn i didn't know Spikes was still with the 49ers

Ha yea he resigned there, we coulda had him instead of Zach Thomas to fill our old LB demo!

[Crush]

McDaniels is uber pissed.

[Hammock Parties]

Since when do they allow fat women on TV?

[Hammock Parties]

Donks moving the ball nicely. This is disappointing.

[Crush]

Lamont Jordan gets stuffed.

[Mecca]

Since when do they allow fat women on TV?

Wait what, I missed it.

[Crush]

Donks moving the ball nicely. This is disappointing.


They're playing the 49ers. What do you expect?

[chiefs1111]

Since when do they allow fat women on TV?

Must be a San Francisco thing

[DaFace]

Donks moving the ball nicely. This is disappointing.

Agreed, though the Niners D looks a bit out of it as well.

[Hammock Parties]

Orton throws into coverage, deflected.

[Stinger]

Wow the Donx love those 8 yard outs

[Hammock Parties]

Orton looks pretty accurate so far. I'm depressed.

[-King-]

49ers are playing some pussy defense.

[kcxiv]

They're playing the 49ers. What do you expect?

Well, the Niners are better then us and they have to play us. If we wanna go buy your theory, WE are going to get killed

[DaFace]

The Niners' backfield is playing WAY soft.

[chiefs1111]

Royal left open

[nstygma]

i'm watching this game in HD using veetle (http://www.veetle.com/viewChannel.php?cid=4a6f518d7dfac)! very niiice

[Hammock Parties]

INTERCEPTED!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

http://i29.tinypic.com/29dz1iu.gif

[chiefs1111]

Orton gets picked

[-King-]

LMFAOOOO ORTON

[DaFace]

Cutler? Is that you?

[kcxiv]

lol, i love that

[Crush]

ORTONCEPTION!!!!!!

[Stinger]

Ortonception LOL

[Skip Towne]

Ortint. Nice

[chiefs1111]

Nate Clements finally earning his money lol

[-King-]

How old is Clemens? I swear he looks like hes 36.

[Stanley Nickels]

aaaaaaaaahahahha
I don't say this for ANY sort of credit, but I totally called that. Or at least wished for it... that felt so good.

[DBOSHO]

orton picked! well be seeing that alot this year.

[kcxiv]

Damn, the Orange Mane already crashed? i cant update the gamethread lol

[Crush]

Well, the Niners are better then us and they have to play us. If we wanna go buy your theory, WE are going to get killed


I'm very confident that we are better than the Niners.

[Hammock Parties]

Ortint. Nice

Kyle Ortint

That will be his name from now on.

[LaChapelle]

What a redzone tease.

[Just Passin' By]

Strong drive by the Broncos until Orton got baited into a bad decision. Heads up move by the DB.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Graham should have fought for that ball.

[Hammock Parties]

Graham should have fought for that ball.

http://i29.tinypic.com/29dz1iu.gif

[chiefs1111]

oh oh here comes Alex Smith

[chiefs1111]

and Smith goes down

[Quiet Storm]

I think the Mane's message board did crash....hahaa!

[Hammock Parties]

Goddammit. Who is coaching these Niner QBs to hold on to the ball forever?

[Crush]

Alex Smith truly sucks balls.

[chiefs1111]

booing him already lol

[Stinger]

Wow hold on to the ball a little longer

[-King-]

49ers need to play with no qbs. Just snap the ball to the RB each lay. The qbs fucking suck.

[DaFace]

Wow hold on to the ball a little longer

Yeah, that's two now that were 100% the QB's fault.

[Mecca]

The 49ers QB's have probably been repeatedly told not to turn the ball over so when you have that stressed to you, you tend to take more sacks.

[Hammock Parties]

Brad Childress trying to look HARD!

[kcxiv]

I'm very confident that we are better than the Niners.

I'm not. I trhink their defense is going to be pretty good as the season goes on. Us? i dont even know if we can get pressure on the QB yet. lol

[-King-]

OMG!! JOSH MORGAN OWNED CHAMP!!!

[chiefs1111]

damn good punt

[Hammock Parties]

2nd chance for bearded wonder.

[chiefs1111]

time to see Orton throw another pick

[Crush]

Then the Niners punt. It is the preseason. Go for it, pussies.

[Mecca]

The punter is one of the 49ers best players how sad is that.

[Hammock Parties]

Orton bootlegs for a big ass gain.

[DaFace]

The punter is one of the 49ers best players how sad is that.

Gee...I don't know how that feels.

[Hammock Parties]

Stokely drops a pass.

[Skip Towne]

Lots of empty seats.

[Crush]

Moreno has a nice run.

[Hammock Parties]

Dammit. First down.

[Crush]

Moreno with another nice run.

[DaFace]

Yeah, he's gonna be pretty solid.

[Stanley Nickels]

It's been pretty well covered, but it bears repeating.. Clady is a beast. WOW.

[Crush]

Yeah, he's gonna be pretty solid.


That is what I am afraid of.

[DaFace]

ORTONCEPTION!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Another OrtINT

http://i29.tinypic.com/29dz1iu.gif

[chiefs1111]

Orton gets picked again

[-King-]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Crush]

ORTONCEPTION!!!!!!!! X2

[Stinger]

LOL

[chiefs1111]

Orton not looking so good....

[Hammock Parties]

Adding insult to injury, it was DRE BLY who picked off OrtINT.

[Quesadilla Joe]

shit!

[Stanley Nickels]

ORTONCEPTIONNNN

[Skip Towne]

And yet another Ortint.

[Mecca]

Jesus Kyle Orton blows...

[Johnny Vegas]

can someone pinch me? I think I'm dreaming..........

[Crush]

LMAO The Mane has officially crashed.

[Titty Meat]

Good throw Orton

[Stinger]

Anybody been on the mange.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/boom.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

These aren't even difficult throws. He's not throwing the ball down the field.

ORTINT!

[-King-]

God.... can you imagine how hard Cutler is laughing right now?

[DBOSHO]

HAHAHAHAHA kyle orton fucking sucks

[DaFace]

shit!

Good ol' Orton, who won't throw interceptions like Cutler did.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Good ol' Orton, who won't throw interceptions like Cutler did.

He has been playing well for the most part.

[Mecca]

If I'm the Broncos...when the games count Knowshon Moreno is getting a lot of carries and Orton is just going to throw screen passes.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Chicago+Bears+Introduce+Jay+Cutler+4UTjRx5e01pl.jpg
http://blog.cleveland.com/browns_impact/2009/01/medium_mcdaniels.jpg

[Johnny Vegas]

LMAO The Mane has officially crashed.

now that is just fuckin funny. PBJ

[Chiefs=Champions]

Ortons bester than Cutler poopie pants / Knowmo

[Crush]

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/6056/picture1pmd.png

[chiefs1111]

wow,Alex Smith completed a pass

[DaFace]

If I'm the Broncos...when the games count Knowshon Moreno is getting a lot of carries and Orton is just going to throw screen passes.

I think I'd have to agree.

[chiefs1111]

that screen went no place

[Chiefs=Champions]

Really though, the 49rs have a very good defense... /knowmo

[-King-]

LMFAO The official Broncos forum has went into official "ITS JUST PRE SEASON, IT MEANS NOTHING" mode.


10 minutes earlier they were proclaiming how great the season was going to be after Orton completed those screens to Royal and Stockley.

[chiefs1111]

way to go Alex lol

[Crush]

Alex Smith throws it to the bench.

[DaFace]

Really though, the 49rs have a very good defense... /knowmo

They've looked reasonably adequate. But at the same time, I've been very unimpressed with the Niners' execution.

[chiefs1111]

we are seeing some great QB play in this game so far...

[Crush]

This game is so bad that it is very entertaining.

[DaFace]

Think Orton can go 3 for 3?

[Chiefs=Champions]

It will be interesting to see how good the 49rs are this season...

[Crush]

Think Orton can go 3 for 3?


It is inevitable.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Orinton is Great

[chiefs1111]

back em up...

[Chiefs=Champions]

Pick 6 this time?

[Mecca]

It will be interesting to see how good the 49rs are this season...

Probably not very good......Seattle is the team that has a chance to rebound in that division.

[Stinger]

Think Orton can go 3 for 3?

:grovel:

[chiefs1111]

Orton picked again

[-King-]

FOMLDF
OMGGGGGGG

[Hammock Parties]

OMFG

ORTINT THROWS ANOTHER PICK!

http://i29.tinypic.com/29dz1iu.gif

[DaFace]

Think Orton can go 3 for 3?

CALLED IT!

[Crush]

ORTONCEPTION!!!!!!


DaFace called it.

[-King-]

OH MY GOD!!!! ORTON IS DONE!!!

[Johnny Vegas]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

[Chiefs=Champions]

I think with all the weapons we have on offense there is NO WAY Orton can be bad /Knowmo

[Just Passin' By]

Denver fans are lining up on local bridges as we type........

[Stinger]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best Offseason EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Chrissy Simms time?

[Chiefs=Champions]

LOLOLOL

*Puts gun to head* /Knowmo

[Quesadilla Joe]

:cuss:

[chiefs1111]

touchdown

[alanm]

Am I in the minority in thinking that this Orton thing isn't going over well in Denver at the moment?

[Hammock Parties]

TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOWN 49ERS!!!

[Pooch]

Crazy how bad this off season has been for Denver!!

[Crush]

Alex Smith actually completes a pass for a TD.

[DrRyan]

The Neckbeard, minus the neckbeard just keeps looking better with each possession. Outstanding stuff.

[Stinger]

....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/lemmingsdonxs.jpg

[DeezNutz]

I can feel the pain coming from Donkeyville.

[Johnny Vegas]

I'm getting drunk just for this

[-King-]

SERIOUSLY!!! IM FUCKING CRYING!!! IM IN TEARS LAUGHING THIS FUCKING HARD!!!

[DBOSHO]

Denver better pray to GOD that orton grows a brain

[Mr. Arrowhead]

ROFL Orinton is god

[chiefs1111]

missed the XP

[Chiefs=Champions]

Probably not very good......Seattle is the team that has a chance to rebound in that division.

Yer i really like their chances.. As long as Matt stays healthy...

[DaFace]

Alex Smith actually completes a pass for a TD.

While he did technically complete the pass, he should have done so about 2 seconds earlier. The guy was WIDE open.

[BigRock]

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/986/michaelcole.jpg

[Mecca]

Yer i really like their chances.. As long as Matt stays healthy...

If Seattle had made different draft picks I'd have picked them to finish much better...I didn't like their draft much.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

"Hey Denver....How's it going over there?"
http://www.diabetesmine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jay-cutler-image-1.jpg

[Titty Meat]

Good trade Denver

[Tiger's Fan]

At least they still have Phil.....er.....Chris Simms....nm.

[Crush]

Meanwhile, over at the Mane:

hang Orton

What a ****ing disaster.

Oh my http://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/smilies/sad.gif

[Mecca]

What makes it funnier......Seattle has Denver's first round pick...

[DrRyan]

If Seattle had made different draft picks I'd have picked them to finish much better...I didn't like their draft much.

Seattle will likely finish second in the division, but the 9ers could certainly challenge them if their D plays more like it did in the second half of last year that the first. Regardless, no team will be able to keep up with AZ on the offensive side of the ball.

[DaFace]

He has been playing well for the most part.

I agree.

[chiefs1111]

Time for another Orton pick

[DeezNutz]

One more time! One more time!

[Titty Meat]

Do the Chiefs finally win in Denver this year?

[Johnny Vegas]

This is what happens to a coach that thinks he can play a madden game in real life.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Kyle Ortinton the only game manager QB to throw 3 picks in a half in a preseason game. Boy hes dam lucky this game isnt in Denver

[Chiefs=Champions]

If Seattle had made different draft picks I'd have picked them to finish much better...I didn't like their draft much.

Im only really familiar with the Curry pick... Out of interest who would have you taken..?

[chiefs1111]

the Donks should just run the ball every play

[Stinger]

What makes it funnier......Seattle has Denver's first round pick...

I was just thinking the same thing LMAO

[Crush]

Another Mane update:

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/6056/picture1pmd.png

[Mecca]

This is what happens to a coach that thinks he can play a madden game in real life.

Dude even people on Madden don't want to have to use Kyle Orton as their QB.

[DeezNutz]

Do the Chiefs finally win in Denver this year?

No.

They'll run the ball right down our throat. And the Denver D can play a little.

[Pooch]

Let us just hope Matt looks better than this

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Seattle with the Number 1 pick in the draft

[Hammock Parties]

Dumped for a loss.

[-King-]

If this game was in Denver, Orton might be dead right now. Literally.

[Johnny Vegas]

Dude even people on Madden don't want to have to use Kyle Orton as their QB.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::D

[DaFace]

And Moreno is hurt. Wow.

[Chiefs=Champions]

I agree.

ROFL

[Mr. Arrowhead]

ROFL i have not laughed at a preseason game so hard as i am right now

[DeezNutz]

Orton Hears a Boo.

[Mecca]

Im only really familiar with the Curry pick... Out of interest who would have you taken..?

I think they should have taken Sanchez instead of Curry, Hasselbeck is getting old that way you start him maybe 1 or 2 more years get Sanchez ready it's also there in case Hasselbeck gets hurt again. If they have to go to Wallace again they're a 4 win team again..

Also I'd have taken LeSean McCoy instead of Max Unger, they need a RB pretty bad they don't have one, I'd rather have a starter than a backup OL for the time being.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

And Moreno is hurt. Wow.

Best off season EVA continues

[Chiefs=Champions]

*drinks pint of anti freeze* Knowmo

[Mr_Tomahawk]

And Moreno is hurt. Wow.

Seriously? What happened? Don't have the game.

[Mecca]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::D

If you were like "here you get Kyle Orton as your QB" I'd be like man this is some fuckin bullshit how am I suppose to play now?

[Hammock Parties]

And Orton throws the ball to an ant.

[chiefs1111]

I feel a pick coming up soon

[Johnny Vegas]

ooh boy ........

[DaFace]

Seriously? What happened? Don't have the game.

He was walking off on his own, so it didn't look serious, but he left the field with a trainer. Some sort of leg injury on the last INT play.

[-King-]

LOL Orton.




BTW: Knowshon is injured. He was taken to the locker room.

[Mecca]

Oh man I was going to draft Moreno in some fantasy leagues you know figuring the Broncos will have to run it alot cause Orton sucks.

[chiefs1111]

and stuffed for a loss....

[Chiefs=Champions]

I think they should have taken Sanchez instead of Curry, Hasselbeck is getting old that way you start him maybe 1 or 2 more years get Sanchez ready it's also there in case Hasselbeck gets hurt again. If they have to go to Wallace again they're a 4 win team again..

Also I'd have taken LeSean McCoy instead of Max Unger, they need a RB pretty bad they don't have one, I'd rather have a starter than a backup OL for the time being.

Yer i tend to agree with you.. Actually i was pretty suprised they didnt draft him... They keep Peterson and draft Sanchez and they really dont lose much.. Plus they have Sanchez for next year...

[Hammock Parties]

Dre Bly has a crusade against the Broncos tonight.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

If you were like "here you get Kyle Orton as your QB" I'd be like man this is some ****in bullshit how am I suppose to play now?
especially when you go from Cutler being your QB to Orton. Thats like telling your date were going to some fancy steakhouse, and then at the last minutes changing your mind and going to Mcdonalds

[DeezNutz]

I think that Brady guy might make a bit of a difference in NE.

[-King-]

LMFAO!! Im the luckiest guy in the world. This morning I was able to trade off Brandon Marshall.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

He was walking off on his own, so it didn't look serious, but he left the field with a trainer. Some sort of leg injury on the last INT play.

LOL Orton.

BTW: Knowshon is injured. He was taken to the locker room.

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Crush]

The Mane has burned to the ground.