Emmitt Smiff shows off his edumacation

[OnTheWarpath15]

Oh, Emmitt. You wordsmiff.

:34 - He's going to "seranate" the Cowboys new stadium with the smell of pork

1:25 - Julius Jones still plays for the Cowboys. And who is this Dashard Choice fella?

2:10 - My personal favorite, a shout-out to the "City of Minnesota."

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[Stewie]

At least he doesn't have a speech impediment, just a brain impediment.

[CaliforniaChief]

What a bizarre interview. Why didn't he just dress up as a pork chop? And nothing like the "different strokes for different folks" reference. Whatchu talkin' 'bout Immit?

[gblowfish]

Sounds like Emmitt Smiff speaks fluent Neilbonics:
http://www.mint400.net/mint_2002-2003/2003/01/neilbonics.html

[Phobia]

Yes, that smoker really is smoking that meat. Wow. I'm surprised the dude was able to correctly identify corn.

[salame]

Julius Felix Jones