Did your wife eat her placenta after your child was born?

[Jenson71]

MMmmm....

Placenta Cocktail:
1/4 cup raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot.
Blend at high speed for 10 seconds

Placenta Lasagne:
Use your favorite Lasagne recipe and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. In 2 tbl. olive oil, quickly saute meat of 3/4 placenta, ground or minced; plus 2 sliced cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 diced onion & 2 tbl. tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato.

http://www.geocities.com/virtualbirth/placenta.html

[Mecca]

Ok that is fucking disgusting.

[boogblaster]

No but she did have T-bone and baked potato ...

[KcMizzou]

Uh... no.

[CaliforniaChief]

My wife's friend was a "birth helper" for her sister-in-law once. As she was getting ready to leave, her S-I-L asked if she could do a favor and bring a bag over to this woman. She said "sure, no problem" and then realized as she was walking out that she had the freaking placenta with her...had to bring it to a lady who bakes it, crushes it into pill form, and sends it back to the mother. People do this for a living. Uck.

[nstygma]

isn't that a scientology thing?

[RJ]

In related news.....did your wife eat her own mucus after she sneezed?

[bevischief]

No.
:Lin:

[Mecca]

I don't ever even want to see a placenta.

[KcMizzou]

I don't ever even want to see a placenta.I have, and no, you don't.

Best just to skip that part.

[bevischief]

isn't that a scientology thing?

It wouldn't surprise me...

[sedated]

placenta is surprisingly tender. a little cayenne pepper and basil, i slice that sh!t and throw it over pasta

[Mecca]

Well on the bright side, if she eats that she better never complain about swallowing again.

"Swallow it woman you ate a placenta you can never complain about taste again"

[WilliamTheIrish]

I have seen several. Not for consumption. I do know a couple that planted a tree with the placenta at the base.

[munkey]

They eat it in some country but I don't believe it to be human...either way :Lin:

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20051017l.jpg

[ClevelandBronco]

We've just spoken for the last time.

[bevischief]

We've just spoken for the last time.

This.

[JohninGpt]

My wife's friend was a "birth helper" for her sister-in-law once. As she was getting ready to leave, her S-I-L asked if she could do a favor and bring a bag over to this woman. She said "sure, no problem" and then realized as she was walking out that she had the freaking placenta with her...had to bring it to a lady who bakes it, crushes it into pill form, and sends it back to the mother. People do this for a living. Uck.

Ewww, and I thought the house smelled like crap when my wife cooked that dried fish she likes.:Lin:

[Jenson71]

We've just spoken for the last time.

You still have to read that book, though.

[Lumpy]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/placenta.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/placenta_helper.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/1180489321739.jpg

To answer the question... no I never ate mine.

(Hospital was out of ketchup)

[Mecca]

If Lumpy had ate it I'd never look at her the same...not that I've ever seen her before anyway.

[DaneMcCloud]

Absolutely not.

I turned around and almost hurled when I saw a glimpse of it from the corner of my eye.

Supposedly though, it's supposed to be incredibly nourishing for the mother after giving birth because it contains all the excess vitamins and nutrients.

I'm sure that 10,000 years ago, it was a common practice and right fully so.

[Mecca]

I personally don't want to see birth, I don't want to see a vagina looking like a catchers mit.

[Lumpy]

If Lumpy had ate it I'd never look at her the same...not that I've ever seen her before anyway.

:p No worries b/c there is no way in hell would I ever do that!

Seriously though, Gonzo did haul balls out of my room when all the placenta action was happening. Not that I blame him.

[DaneMcCloud]

I personally don't want to see birth, I don't want to see a vagina looking like a catchers mit.

Honestly, it's not as bad as you think it would be.

As long as you don't look.

:D

[nstygma]

My wife's friend was a "birth helper" for her sister-in-law once. As she was getting ready to leave, her S-I-L asked if she could do a favor and bring a bag over to this woman. She said "sure, no problem" and then realized as she was walking out that she had the freaking placenta with her...had to bring it to a lady who bakes it, crushes it into pill form, and sends it back to the mother. People do this for a living. Uck.
well, youtube has everything. except this one does it at the person's house

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[Silock]

Order up!

http://z.about.com/d/pregnancy/1/5/n/c/maternalside.jpg

[ClevelandBronco]

Honestly, it's not as bad as you think it would be.

As long as you don't look.

:D

I saw a C-section up close and personal. I've seen my wife sliced wide open. I've seen my daughter as an APGAR 0. She was a breach baby who was stuck for 12 hours. When she was finally delivered I thought she was dead. She was all blue and not breathing. She went into neonatal intensive care for 8 hours before we could see her.

My daughter's 16 now. We've had two more children naturally since.

My wife is fine except that she's married to me.

[DaneMcCloud]

I saw a C-section up close and personal. I've seen my wife sliced wide open. I've seen my daughter as an APGAR 0. She was a breach baby who was stuck for 12 hours. When she was finally delivered I thought she was dead. She was all blue and not breathing. She went into neonatal intensive care for 8 hours before we could see her.

My daughter's 16 now. We've had two more children naturally since.

My wife is fine except that she's married to me.

I'm extremely happy for you and your family.

But my stomach would be on the floor while watching that.

I'm sure you're an amazing Dad!

:thumb:

[ClevelandBronco]

I'm extremely happy for you and your family.

But my stomach would be on the floor while watching that.

I'm sure you're an amazing Dad!

:thumb:

One of these days I'd like to meet you.

[DaneMcCloud]

One of these days I'd like to meet you.

One of these days, Bro!

[nstygma]

My daughter's 16 now.Outstanding! I'm glad she overcame.

[Fish]

Deliciously nutritious!

I could probably tell a couple calf birthing stories that would induce some gags.. There's a lot of placenta that you have to pull out. Sometimes armpit deep..

I wish I were kidding.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Deliciously nutritious!

I could probably tell a couple calf birthing stories that would induce some gags.. There's a lot of placenta that you have to pull out. Sometimes armpit deep..

I wish I were kidding.Eh, growing up on a farm, I pulled my fair share of calves. We actually used a fence stretcher.

[Skip Towne]

While waiting in line at Wal-Mart one day I overheard two black gals discussing children's names. One of them told the other that she thought Placenta was a beautiful name for a girl.

[Silock]

While waiting in line at Wal-Mart one day I overheard two black gals discussing children's names. One of them told the other that she thought Placenta was a beautiful name for a girl.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Did your wife eat Placenta?"

[Stewie]

Deliciously nutritious!

I could probably tell a couple calf birthing stories that would induce some gags.. There's a lot of placenta that you have to pull out. Sometimes armpit deep..

I wish I were kidding.

The dogs would fight over the placenta (after-birth as it was called on the farm). They thought it was delicious... stupid dogs.

[morphius]

The dogs would fight over the placenta (after-birth as it was called on the farm). They thought it was delicious... stupid dogs.
I got to watch a cow eating the placenta after one of the few calf births I actually saw, blech.

[Fish]

Eh, growing up on a farm, I pulled my fair share of calves. We actually used a fence stretcher.

We had a birthing device for cattle that was like a 6 or 7 foot pipe with a U shape at one end, and a hand wench on the other. You'd put the U shape up against the cow's ass, and tie the wench to the calf's legs, and wench the calf out. But it was never an easy, or clean task.

[Terribilis]

Fava beans and a nice chianti...

[Fairplay]

Jenson has been reading Thomas Harris books.

[LaChapelle]

So that's the key to Travis Henry's success.

[Simplex3]

Honestly, it's not as bad as you think it would be.

As long as you don't look.

:D

When my first one was born the doctor picks up some scissors and tries to hand them to me. I just stared back at her, so she kind of nudges them toward me again and says "it's time to cut the cord." I replied "didn't I pay you to do that?"

We had the same doc for the second kid, she didn't even ask that time because she remembered the look on my face from the last time.

[Crush]

Pretty delicious at 4:49


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[The Bad Guy]

Fucking gross.

My wife just had our son 4 weeks ago. I turned away when I saw the head coming out. The asshole doctor holds up a clear bucket with the placenta and all the after birth in it. I fucking almost threw up.

I told him if i wanted to see it, I would have looked during birth.

[Dayze]

that who concept is f*cking retarded. People, in general....are retarded.