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MikeMaslowski
09-13-2009, 04:37 AM
If you love him or hate him his parents had sex once. The best part of him may have slid down the crack of his mommas behind but it is still his BDAY!:thumb:

Bane
09-13-2009, 04:39 AM
So where's the strippers?????
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MikeMaslowski
09-13-2009, 04:41 AM
So where's the strippers?????
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His mom is off for bingo night at the senior citizen center......

Slainte
09-13-2009, 04:43 AM
I say....HAPPY B_DAY mang!!!! Thx fer overseein' the fan club...nice while it lasted...

http://www.sterlingsm.com/files/football/BernardPollard_3.jpg

Sincerely,
B. Pollard

:)

Gonzo
09-13-2009, 05:02 AM
HBD dude.
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Lumpy
09-13-2009, 08:31 AM
Hope it's a great one! HBD! :D

Reerun_KC
09-13-2009, 08:34 AM
Dude, open up the door on your trailer and yell "today is my birthday biotches" to all of your neighbors!

Its a good day for you, HBD dude and may the Chiefs win!

ps.. I hate you. LMAO

rad
09-13-2009, 08:35 AM
Happy Birthday, motherfucker.

DeezNutz
09-13-2009, 08:40 AM
Crack a 40 and have a good one.

KCUnited
09-13-2009, 08:40 AM
I've added TSOL's Dance With Me to my pregame line up today. HBD.

Hammock Parties
09-13-2009, 08:41 AM
Star Wars, motherfucker.

Can you name this blue bitch?

http://darthmojo.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/maxrebobirthdaycake.jpg

stevieray
09-13-2009, 08:42 AM
HBD...!

...maybe your testes will drop this year!

;)

Delano
09-13-2009, 08:43 AM
Here's to a day filled with Styx's Cyclorama on repeat and bad hair!

Hope you can fit into your tightest pair of jeans, today. I hope your sleeveless shirt shows off your muscles tastefully.

HBD

Simply Red
09-13-2009, 09:11 AM
RoR, maitre d at the canal bar?

gblowfish
09-13-2009, 09:13 AM
Happy BD, crazy dude!

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-13-2009, 09:18 AM
Happy birthday, dude. :thumb:

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-13-2009, 09:19 AM
RoR, maitre d at the canal bar?

No. Serial poster. Internet. 2000's.

T-post Tom
09-13-2009, 10:13 AM
God bless and best wishes on a great day. If I had the power, I'd give you a Chiefs' victory today.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-13-2009, 10:42 AM
LMAO Dear God...


Thanks everyone. This is a good one so far. The Tigers eeked one out and our Franchise QB shall not be killed this day.

Now, if that stripper with a slab of ribs in one hand and a 12 of Negra Modello in the other would just show up...

Buehler445
09-13-2009, 10:46 AM
HBD dude. Hopefully the Ravens don't kill all our team.