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gblowfish
09-15-2009, 06:40 PM
http://www.kmbc.com/news/20926731/detail.html

WICHITA, Kan. -- A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint.

Wichita police said two 44-year-olds had climbed into a Dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings.

Officers said the man and woman were engaged in "an intimate moment" when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man's wallet.

Police said one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery.

The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned.

kstater
09-15-2009, 06:41 PM
New meaning for the cum-dumpster terminology?

Gonzo
09-15-2009, 06:43 PM
Puts a new spin on the phrase "cum dumpster."
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Gonzo
09-15-2009, 06:43 PM
New meaning for the cum-dumpster terminology?

You sonofabitch... ROFL
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DeezNutz
09-15-2009, 06:44 PM
Yeah, I fucked her in the can.

Gonzo
09-15-2009, 06:45 PM
dumpsterslut ftw
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Halfcan
09-15-2009, 06:47 PM
wow-classy

"Well son, you were actually conceived in a dumpster while I was doing your mom dogging style with her face shoved into a dirty diaper..."

Skip Towne
09-15-2009, 06:47 PM
I wasn't in Witchita. I swear.

chiefbowe82
09-15-2009, 06:50 PM
classic pr_capone

RJ
09-15-2009, 06:51 PM
I hope the dude at least brought a Barry White CD or a bottle of wine.

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
09-15-2009, 06:55 PM
I wasn't in Witchita. I swear.

Well we know you weren't one of the robbers; WAY to young to be you.

Mojo Jojo
09-15-2009, 06:55 PM
"I like my women a little on the trashy side"
Confederate Railroad

Iowanian
09-15-2009, 06:58 PM
There's the lead line for the 2nd edition of the "i got it in the can last night" campaign by bud lime.

rockymtnchief
09-15-2009, 07:12 PM
Who says romance is dead?

LaChapelle
09-15-2009, 07:22 PM
At least a dog's rear end went unmolested.

Rain Man
09-15-2009, 07:33 PM
I hope the dude at least brought a Barry White CD or a bottle of wine.

Inside a Dumpster, I'll bet any singer sounds like Barry White.

soundmind
09-15-2009, 07:51 PM
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That hundredth chick....

RJ
09-15-2009, 08:01 PM
Inside a Dumpster, I'll bet any singer sounds like Barry White.


That's probably true. Like the way Barney Rubble was a great singer in the shower.

Pioli Zombie
09-15-2009, 09:11 PM
Whatever happened to behind the dumpster? IN the dumpster? As Jerry Seinfeld pointed out in the eclair episode, if its touching garbage, its garbage. The family must be proud. "Did you hear about Aunt Helen? She got robbed". "Oh my, where". "It happened while she was fuckin a guy in a dumpster. Pass the gravy"
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Kyle DeLexus
09-15-2009, 10:44 PM
The guy just wanted to enjoy some leftover fish tacos

smittysbar
09-15-2009, 10:49 PM
JFC

Simply Red
09-16-2009, 12:01 AM
dumpsterslut ftw
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Is that an Adult Streaming website?

Kyle DeLexus
09-16-2009, 12:08 AM
Is that an Adult Streaming website?

If it's not it should be. www.dumpsterslutftw.com just has a nice ring to it.

007
09-16-2009, 12:47 AM
Imagine if they had recovered a body in that dumpster to boot. CSI Wichita

greg63
09-16-2009, 01:08 AM
Geez! Couldn't spring for a room or just climb in the back seat of the car?

Leave a tender moment alone...

Pioli Zombie
09-16-2009, 04:31 AM
44. That would make her a MILFIAD (In a Dumpster)?
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Kerberos
09-16-2009, 04:50 AM
I hope the dude at least brought a Barry White CD or a bottle of wine.

Does Ripple count?

LaChapelle
09-16-2009, 06:50 AM
Hefty hefty hefty

kepp
09-16-2009, 07:21 AM
What is up with kansas? First we see animal husbandry in lawrence and now this.

Lumpy
09-16-2009, 08:11 AM
Wow. Wichita hasn't changed much.

Skyy God
09-16-2009, 11:20 AM
I hope the dude at least brought a Barry White CD or a bottle of wine.

If by wine you mean Thunderbird, you might be right.