Young lady wants to get "TeBoned"

[The Poz]

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/this-friendly-young-lady-wants-to-get-teboned-26184

Poor Tim Tebow. I really feel for him.

[DaFace]

We need a snicker smiley. Not quite ROFL worthy, but definitely worth something.

[JD10367]

I don't know about a T-Bone, but if she wouldn't mind a little steak tip... :hump:

[Kyle DeLexus]

She should know that Tim Tebow always gets in the endzone.

[Buck]

I'd like to see her New York Strip.

[The Poz]

I didn't find it as much ROFL as I did :hump:

[Pennywise]

You couldn't blow me off that with a hand grenade.

Smoking hot.

[sedated]

those are some pretty epic tits for such a small body.

[CoMoChief]

I'd go a round or 2 with her.....and I'm a better QB than Tim Tebow because he fucking sucks cum-covered goat nuts. Imagine that.

[Alton deFlat]

The older lady, down that same row, doesn't seem too impressed. She either hasn't been TeBoned in a long time, or she willing to take it in the end zone.

[Buehler445]

I would the whole thing.
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[Stewie]

I'd PIIHB.

Oh wait... what?

[kstater]

I'm sure her parents are proud.

[JohninGpt]

The older lady, down that same row, doesn't seem too impressed. She either hasn't been TeBoned in a long time, or she willing to take it in the end zone.

Oh well, I am.

[BY1401]

Thank God for southern girls.

[Bane]

She knows she'd take it in the end zone!!!!ROFL

[JD10367]

Oh well, I am.

Impressed? Or willing to take it in the end zone? Big difference, depending upon which part of that sentence you were referencing...

[JD10367]

She knows she'd take it in the end zone!!!!ROFL

I'd go for 2 (in the pink and 1 in the stink).

[Mizzou_8541]

You couldn't blow me off that with a hand grenade.

Smoking hot.

TERRIBLE avatar. Haha. I hate that movie.

[Bane]

Impressed? Or willing to take it in the end zone? Big difference, depending upon which part of that sentence you were referencing...

ROFLROFLROFL

[Bane]

I'd go for 2 (in the pink and 1 in the stink).

Yeah she's a bad girl and she knows it :evil:

[The Franchise]

I'd pee in her butt.

[JD10367]

I'd pee in my mouth.

Personally, I'd pee in hers. But if you want to pee in your own, whatever floats your boat.

[Bane]

I'd pee in my mouth.

DAMN!!!:Lin:

Wasn't there someone that always used to say Id pee in her but????

[Simply Red]

SHE'S A DUMB BITCH, I WANT TO STAB HER TO DEATH AND PLAY AROUND WITH HER BLOOD.

[JD10367]

SHE'S A DUMB BITCH, I WANT TO STAB HER TO DEATH AND PLAY AROUND WITH HER BLOOD.

Me too. If by "stab" you mean "repeatedly with my penis".

[L.A. Chieffan]

repost but thanks

[The Franchise]

Personally, I'd pee in hers. But if you want to pee in your own, whatever floats your boat.

DAMN!!!:Lin:

Wasn't there someone that always used to say Id pee in her but????

:cuss::cuss::cuss:

[rad]

Definitely temporary penis storage material.

[BWillie]

SHE'S A DUMB BITCH, I WANT TO STAB HER TO DEATH AND PLAY AROUND WITH HER BLOOD.

You are starting to scare me with the constant American Psycho references.

[BWillie]

I'd pee in my mouth.

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

[JD10367]

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

I'd only eat that ice cream if I could tongue-swirl it out of the cone myself. Or, as my deceased and perverted uncle used to say, "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to sniff where it came from". :D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/this-friendly-young-lady-wants-to-get-teboned-26184

Poor Tim Tebow. I really feel for him.


ROFL

[gblowfish]

She doesn't want Tim as much as she wants his wallet.

[Red Dawg]

That chick is freak'in beautiful. Tebow would be smart just to pull her out of the stands and take her home.

[Halfcan]

I would do her.

[Saccopoo]

That chick is freak'in beautiful. Tebow would be smart just to pull her out of the stands and take her home.

Isn't Tebow a self-declared virgin until marriage? Maybe promiscuity isn't the turn-on for women that we've all envisioned.

[LaChapelle]

I don't think he's into skirt steak. If you have big tits he'll fuck'em pretending their buttocks.

[Simply Red]

You are starting to scare me with the constant American Psycho references.

BWillie! It's Red, Simply Red. You're my lawyer so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown... uh... some homeless people maybe five or ten. Uh... Some NYU girl I met in Central Park, I left her in a parking lot, I killed Bethany- my old girlfriend with a nailgun and... some man, some old faggot with a dog [sniff] last week. I killed another girl... with a chainsaw [laughs/cries]I had to she almost got away. And there... was someone else there I don't remember, maybe a model, but sh- she's dead, too. And, uh- Delano. I killed Delano with an axe. In the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here- I guess I've killed maybe... twenty people- maybe forty! Uh- huh huh-I have uh... tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes- I even... I ate some of their brains [sniff] and I tried to cook a little. Tonight, I uh- just had to kill a lot of people! And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it... this time. I mean... I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar. So, you know, keep your eyes OPEN.

[JD10367]

Isn't Tebow a self-declared virgin until marriage? Maybe promiscuity isn't the turn-on for women that we've all envisioned.

How does that whole virginity thing work? Are we talking strictly penetration? Is giving/receiving oral okay? She looks like she'd be fun for a little 69....

[Saccopoo]

How does that whole virginity thing work? Are we talking strictly penetration? Is giving/receiving oral okay? She looks like she'd be fun for a little 69....

Well, I did the "virginity" thing with my high school/college girlfriend for four years. (Back in the '80's chicks in Salt Lake were still somewhat concerned about that virgin until marriage thing.) We did oral, anal, 69, titty, and just about everything you could possibly think up other than specific vaginal penetration. Still the best "sex" I've ever had - by a long ways, and yet, it really wasn't "sex" if you took it by strict definition.

So, in that context, perhaps the young Mr. Tebow is enjoying himself immensely. There seems to be no shortage of really hot chicks with huge knockers willing to throw themselves at him.

[ForeverChiefs58]

I heard he has a "problem" of girls asking for a picture with him and then flashing their boobs. Really upsets him I guess.

[JD10367]

We did oral, anal, 69, titty, and just about everything you could possibly think up other than specific vaginal penetration.

Pics? :D

[CosmicPal]

Gawdawmighty! That is one SWEET ass.

[Sure-Oz]

a few years into the nfl we'll find out he's gay

[DeezNutz]

Pre tit-job and hair dying, that was actually one remarkably average-below average looking chick.

I'm sure that dude has much hotter looking strange throwing themselves at him.

[Molitoth]

Could be high maintenance...


think about....


think about....


there ya go.



But if the sex was good..
I'd bang her.

[Sure-Oz]

Pre tit-job and hair dying, that was actually one remarkably average-below average looking chick.

I'm sure that dude has much hotter looking strange throwing themselves at him.

I don't know he resists, some chick will slip him a roofee

[JD10367]

I don't know he resists, some chick will slip him a roofee

Interesting topic. I've never been roofied, sadly. Would a guy's equipment still work properly if he were unconscious from a roofie?

GoChiefs? Any input here? :D

[teedubya]

Since my name is Travis... I will offer myself up to be the one to T-Bone her.

Ill sacrifice one for the team... Im cool like that.

[The Poz]

Isn't Tebow a self-declared virgin until marriage? Maybe promiscuity isn't the turn-on for women that we've all envisioned.

Following the links through the article, apparently he's saving himself. I guess this is his untouched flower. :rolleyes:
If so, I bet his hands are really sore.

[JD10367]

Following the links through the article, apparently he's saving himself. I guess this is his untouched flower. :rolleyes:
If so, I bet his hands are really sore.

Damn. She's smokin'. And what a set of boobs! Shit, I half want to :whackit: just looking at that small pic of her; I can't image the constant tumescence that poor kid must suffer. His balls must be bluer than a Smurf. :shake:

[BWillie]

Damn. She's smokin'. And what a set of boobs! Shit, I half want to :whackit: just looking at that small pic of her; I can't image the constant tumescence that poor kid must suffer. His balls must be bluer than a Smurf. :shake:

He probably doesn't count f*cking a dude in the ass as intercourse. It's not vaginal intercourse, so he's still a virgin, right?

[JD10367]

He probably doesn't count f*cking a dude in the ass as intercourse. It's not vaginal intercourse, so he's still a virgin, right?

If that chick can't turn him straight, nothing will. Damn. I could be Elton John or one of the Queer Eye guys, and that chick would have me sniffin' carpet in around thirty seconds. If he still likes hairy assholes instead of that chick, it's all over, just give him the rainbow shirt and let him start cross-dressing...

[Simply Red]

PIIHB TIMMY!!!

GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!

[JD10367]

PIIHB TIMMY!!!

GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!

Your post is a Fail.

The "H" could be "her" or "his".

[big nasty kcnut]

She don't need little boys. She need a man and i am that man.
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[teedubya]

OOoo Thim Thebow!! NTTIAWWT :thailor:

[Simply Red]

Your post is a Fail.

The "H" could be "her" or "his".

shut up n00b

[greg63]

How goes it Red?

[T-post Tom]

nasty skank

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

nasty skank


Dr. Evil says, "Rrrrrrrrrright".

[DaneMcCloud]

I'd fuck what's left of her brains out

[T-post Tom]

Dr. Evil says, "Rrrrrrrrrright".


fake boobs, no sense of decorum, apparent gold-digger, yada, yada: nasty skank. that said, i'd t-bone her in the end zone.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

fake boobs, no sense of decorum, apparent gold-digger, yada, yada: nasty skank. that said, i'd t-bone her in the end zone.

LMAO

[T-post Tom]

I'd **** what's left of her brains out

My first impression from the pics was that her and her friend are a couple of those reasonably intelligent yet bipolar moonbats with narcissistic personality disorder. I bet they both have at least one ex-boyfriend in therapy and/or the monastery.

[DaneMcCloud]

My first impression from the pics was that her and her friend are a couple of those reasonably intelligent yet bipolar moonbats with narcissistic personality disorder. I bet they both have at least one ex-boyfriend in therapy and/or the monastery.

I'd fuck what's left of her brains out

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'd fuck what's left of her brains out

LMAO Consistency is the hallmark of a true professional.

[T-post Tom]

I'd **** what's left of her brains out

Well apparently, all that's required is a Tim Tebow mask and a penis. Enjoy the ride.

[L.A. Chieffan]

if we draft tebow bitches like this would be everywhere

[DaneMcCloud]

if we draft tebow bitches like this would be everywhere

Bitches like this aren't everywhere?

[El Chapo]

I would love to stick my wood in her ass, pull it out and then lick her shit off my cock.

[Saccopoo]

Bitches like this aren't everywhere?

Dane, you've got to remember, most of these guys live in the Midwest. They don't get to go to Lohan's pool parties on Tuesday afternoons like you. There was a 714 page thread on the chick on Kansas City radio for crying out loud. These are simple, desparate folk.

[Raiderhater58]

I would love to stick my wood in her ass, pull it out and then lick her shit off my cock.

You can lick your own cock?

[KCChiefsMan]

sucks to be him, that chick is money

[MichaelH]

That crazy bitch wouldn't know what to do if she was really T-boned. 4 inch pinkie vibes don't count.

[KCCHIEFS27]

VD..for sure. I wouldn't go near that chick. She's probably nailed the whole football team in hopes of getting to Tebow. And from the looks of it..it hasn't worked out yet.

[cabletech94]

I'd go to jail for her!

[JD10367]

shut up n00b

http://www.preisvergleich.org/pimages/Suck-My-Dick_92__51946_20.jpg

[JD10367]

You can lick your own cock?

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/08-15/ron_jeremy.jpg

[L.A. Chieffan]

Bitches like this aren't everywhere?

i meant like all over here on chiefsplanet. wanting to do us and stuff...

[JohninGpt]

Not so much
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/08-15/ron_jeremy.jpg

as

[Baby Lee]

I would the whole thing.
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It's not 'disigerent' sweeping the nation, but saw a CPism being aped in the broader world today. Claire Zulkey made a typo in her recap of SNL Thursday Update, and in the comments, below;

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Anonymous37
24 SEPT. 2009 | 9:26 PM CDT
"Additionally, I last week's cold opener was much stronger than this week's."

(Should be "I think" or get rid of "I" entirely?)
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The Shredder
24 SEPT. 2009 | 9:41 PM CDT
Claire accidentally the whole review!

[L.A. Chieffan]

It's not 'disigerent' sweeping the nation, but saw a CPism being aped in the broader world today. Claire Zulkey made a typo in her recap of SNL Thursday Update, and in the comments, below;

i honestly dont know where that came from. is it an entourage thing?