how do people eat BBQ in the morning?

[reiko57]

no one loves an arthur bryant's combo sandwhich more than me, but i was invited to a party today (which i turned down, like usual, i'd rather watch the game alone) where i was tempted to go because of BBQ, until i realized "why the **** would i want to eat BBQ and 11 in the morning

BBQ is dinner, tailgating seems stupid to me, and it would make people fat..

[OnTheWarpath15]

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[Dartgod]

Moran! Your and idiot!

[Priest31kc]

no one loves an arthur bryant's combo sandwhich more than me, but i was invited to a party today (which i turned down, like usual, i'd rather watch the game alone) where i was tempted to go because of BBQ, until i realized "why the **** would i want to eat BBQ and 11 in the morning

BBQ is dinner, tailgating seems stupid to me, and it would make people fat..

failure

[Mojo Jojo]

How do people eat BBQ in the morning? I have to answer with their hands. Of course you will need utensils for the sides.

[kstater]

Neg rep

[BigVE]

no one loves an arthur bryant's combo sandwhich more than me, but i was invited to a party today (which i turned down, like usual, i'd rather watch the game alone) where i was tempted to go because of BBQ, until i realized "why the **** would i want to eat BBQ and 11 in the morning

BBQ is dinner, tailgating seems stupid to me, and it would make people fat..

Man card rejected.

[reiko57]

How do people eat BBQ in the morning? I have to answer with their hands. Of course you will need utensils for the sides.

no i mean, dont you want to eat like yogurt in the morning and bbq at night? y'all should tailgate with yogurt and soy milk, its actually really good

[luv]

Take it off of the grill.
Put it on a plate.
Consume.

[DeezNutz]

BBQ makes for a damn good breakfast.

Fuck eggs.

[Shaid]

Why don't people eat BBQ in the morning?

[Stewie]

This thread should be burned.

[OnTheWarpath15]

This thread should be burned.

I'm going to go fire up my grill just to try to offset the fucktardation of the OP.

[BigMeatballDave]

Well, thats the funny thing about breakfast. To me, any kind of sweet or savory food, or even a combination of both is acceptable.

[Dave Lane]

And 11 to start isn't even morning. It's early lunch WTF?!?!?

[MichaelH]

Here in North Carolina, BBQ for breakfast is common. As is a pork chop on a biscuit. The one thing that is a bit weird but very delicious is BBQ slaw. They mix coleslaw and BBQ sauce and then put that on shredded pork BBQ. Yummy any time of the day!

[Bill Lundberg]

You know how I know you're Gay?

NTTAWWT

[suds79]

BBQ is dinner, tailgating seems stupid to me, and it would make people fat..

Man Debbie downer here. Somebody get this guy a drink so he can learn to have a good time.

And as for tailgating making people fat? Who cares. Don't you know? This is America. Making people fat is what we do best. :P

[milkman]

no i mean, dont you want to eat like yogurt in the morning and bbq at night? y'all should tailgate with yogurt and soy milk, its actually really good

WTF is wrong with you?

[BigRedChief]

no one loves an arthur bryant's combo sandwhich more than me, but i was invited to a party today (which i turned down, like usual, i'd rather watch the game alone) where i was tempted to go because of BBQ, until i realized "why the **** would i want to eat BBQ and 11 in the morning

BBQ is dinner, tailgating seems stupid to me, and it would make people fat..http://www.forumspile.com/Die-ElmoSuicide.jpg

[RNR]

no i mean, dont you want to eat like yogurt in the morning and bbq at night? y'all should tailgate with yogurt and soy milk, its actually really good

:rolleyes: I thought you were a strange dude after reading your post about revenge anal sex with a molester. Tailgating with soy milk and yogurt :spock:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've never been on board with the bbq obsession anyway. Sure it sometimes is pretty good but I'd rather have a burger or pizza anyday.

[KCUnited]

Pulled pork over hash browns = breakfast of champions.

[JuicesFlowing]

This thread is making me hungry for BBQ!

[Marcellus]

Put tomato juice in your first 2 beers.

[Simply Red]

.This thread should be smoked over hickory.

[Pablo]

I've never been on board with the bbq obsession anyway. Sure it sometimes is pretty good but I'd rather have a burger or pizza anyday.Stop adding more fail to this thread; it already has more than enough.

And to answer the OP...you eat it in the morning, preferably soaking up the massive amount of alcohol you consumed the previous night and use that very same BBQ to offset the massive amount of alcohol you're going to take in tailgating.

Serious question for the OP: Are you from the KC region?

Because I have a seriously difficult time believing that anyone who lives around here and has tailgated at Arrowhead could imagine a better Sunday morning experience...

[Simply Red]

Pulled pork over hash browns = breakfast of champions.


yep, or in an omelet.

[Simply Red]

Damn man, all i have is hillshire farms virginia baked ham, and sticky fingers sauce. Oh well, here it goes.

[Demonpenz]

america is full off straight up pussies like this fucking fuck discharge. Work all week so you can have some cooked fat and an adult beverage at whatever the fuck time you want. I bet you eat a plate of dicks .

[ChiefJustice]

no i mean, dont you want to eat like yogurt in the morning and bbq at night? y'all should tailgate with yogurt and soy milk, its actually really good


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[RNR]

america is full off straight up pussies like this ****ing **** discharge. Work all week so you can have some cooked fat and an adult beverage at whatever the **** time you want. I bet you eat a plate of dicks .

LMAO

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Stop adding more fail to this thread; it already has more than enough.



I can't help it if being obsessed with bbq = fail

[milkman]

I've never been on board with the bbq obsession anyway. Sure it sometimes is pretty good but I'd rather have a burger or pizza anyday.

I had leftover Pizza for breakfast this morning.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I had leftover Pizza for breakfast this morning.

me too!

[DaFace]

BLASPHEMY. There is NO SUCH THING as a bad time to eat BBQ. Period.

In the morning? Great idea!
At work? Awesome!
For brunch? Do it.
During a wedding? Count me in!
At a funeral? If the deceased isn't insane, they'd appreciate it!
While taking a shit? Kinda gross...but AWESOME!

I could go on, but hopefully you see the point here.

[Pablo]

america is full off straight up pussies like this ****ing **** discharge. Work all week so you can have some cooked fat and an adult beverage at whatever the **** time you want. I bet you eat a plate of dicks .Goddamn right Demon. Last night I shot pool all night, dipped the finest wintergreen choctaw, drank a super sized 128 oz. beer tower and listened to this American gem.

True fucking story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncGZWQGkNzc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncGZWQGkNzc)

This is America. Eat BBQ or GTFO.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Eagle fan?

[L.A. Chieffan]

cant be real

[Simply Red]

cant be real

how are you feelin', Pumpkin?

[cdcox]

At a funeral? If the deceased isn't insane, they'd appreciate it!


Absolutely!

Went to my aunt's funeral in KC last month.

Dad had ribs on the smoker the night we flew in.

At the post-funeral lunch at the church, one of the ladies had made brisket in the oven with BBQ sauce on top. Not really BBQ, but BBQ-inspired (and tasty).

Then that afternoon, dad did a small brisket on his smoker.

[|Zach|]

You motherless ****.






:D

[DumbHillbillies]

Nazi and I'm not fat, I'm big boned !

[Pablo]

You motherless ****.






:DHe deserved that.

[RNR]

Goddamn right Demon. Last night I shot pool all night, dipped the finest wintergreen choctaw, drank a super sized 128 oz. beer tower and listened to this American gem.

True ****ing story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncGZWQGkNzc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncGZWQGkNzc)

This is America. Eat BBQ or GTFO.

Huge rep! One of my favorite songs!

[L.A. Chieffan]

how are you feelin', Pumpkin?

well, i mustve blacked out last night because i woke up in an alley behind a donut shop completely naked with blood all over me, but then i had a shiatsu and now i feel great!

[MTG#10]

Neg rep

This

[RNR]

well, i mustve blacked out last night because i woke up in an alley behind a donut shop completely naked with blood all over me, but then i had a shiatsu and now i feel great!

Glad everything worked out ok

[MTG#10]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/neil_patrick_Harris.gif

ROFL

[Tiger's Fan]

well, i mustve blacked out last night because i woke up in an alley behind a donut shop completely naked with blood all over me, but then i had a shiatsu and now i feel great!

So, same ole same ole.

[Pablo]

Huge rep! One of my favorite songs!You know how I know you're a redneck?

[Demonpenz]

redneckraider would fucking love st joseph, frying up a bacon winder whiskey kicking a mutt you found by the river, getting lap dances with a girl with scars big enough to run slot cars through.

[Pablo]

redneckraider would ****ing love st joseph, frying up a bacon winder whiskey kicking a mutt you found by the river, getting lap dances with a girl with scars big enough to run slot cars through.So I wen't to Blondie's a couple months ago...because I'm trashy. And I was thoroughly dissapointed there were no C-section scars or cigar burns to be found. Just some 40 year old meth-whore with no teeth, tiny flap-jack titties and a sweet rose tattoo on her hip.

And yeah, RNR should probably move up here. Lots o drankin' and Hankin'.

[RNR]

You know how I know you're a redneck?

Does it show?

[Demonpenz]

sheee's my queen

[Demonpenz]

i haven't heard that song since 5 dollar all you can bowl on king hill

[Pablo]

INTIMIDATOR.

[Pablo]

i haven't heard that song since 5 dollar all you can bowl on king hillLegends took out like 3 bowling lanes and put in a nice, new pool room area. We were really redneckin' it up out there last night. It was like a Savannah HS reunion. Sammy Kershaw and Tim McGraw all night. Even sprinkled in some Def Lep.

[Demonpenz]

sometimes we have to do it old school

[Demonpenz]

toasted my own sub from subway sometimes i want one toasted when i get home fucking great

[Demonpenz]

Legends took out like 3 bowling lanes and put in a nice, new pool room area. We were really redneckin' it up out there last night. It was like a Savannah HS reunion. Sammy Kershaw and Tim McGraw all night. Even sprinkled in some Def Lep.

I saw that, they are on my face book, sharky's i haven't been back to st joe in awhile which my liver and bank account and face thank

[Pablo]

We kixin it. We got da liquor at the TV stand. We mixin it. We lettin everybody know. We ain't fake. We're trashy. We're from. St. Joe. They don't wanna see us out at Legends. We lettin everybody know. We kixin it.

[Reaper16]

Reading the original post is like being inside of a wom while its undergoing an abortion. I am proud of all the CP members that stood up against such tyranny. Except for Dr. Johnny Fever, who has enraged me with his assertion that KC's predominant food culture is equivalent to failure.

[Pablo]

I saw that, they are on my face book, sharky's i haven't been back to st joe in awhile which my liver and bank account and face thankHaha. I thought once I graduated MoWo I'd stopped drinking as much. Then I realized I still live in St. Joe and that's impossible.

[KcMizzou]

http://www.forumspile.com/Die-ElmoSuicide.jpgThat is awesome.

[Demonpenz]

zebco george brett baseball card, clean piss if my probie stops by

[1ChiefsDan]

no i mean, dont you want to eat like yogurt in the morning and bbq at night? y'all should tailgate with yogurt and soy milk, its actually really goodThis quote made me think he is just fucking with people.

If not, he needs to be neutered now so as not to reproduce.

[Dartgod]

zebco george brett baseball card, clean piss if my probie stops by
Is the clean piss in the bottle with the yellow (green?) liquid or in the Milwaukee's Best Light can?

[Pablo]

zebco george brett baseball card, clean piss if my probie stops byIs that MD 20/20?

[bevischief]

Why don't people eat BBQ in the morning?

I do it all the time. Also the same with leftovers. Screw that breakfast food.

[Demonpenz]

clean piss :)

[DeezNutz]

zebco george brett baseball card, clean piss if my probie stops by

Demon keeps a shooter in the freezer. LMAO. I love it.

Keep it real, playa.

[alanm]

How bout this? You keep staying home when people invite you out they stop inviting you. And who can pass up the company of friends and a FREE meal? :thumb:

[Demonpenz]

stuff

[Demonpenz]

just got me biskits and gravy out of a vending machine at the Y

[KcMizzou]

no one loves an arthur bryant's combo sandwhich more than me, but i was invited to a party today (which i turned down, like usual, i'd rather watch the game alone) where i was tempted to go because of BBQ, until i realized "why the **** would i want to eat BBQ and 11 in the morning

BBQ is dinner, tailgating seems stupid to me, and it would make people fat..49er's fan?

[Demonpenz]

ramons dale earnhardt jr

[Pablo]

I think it's hilarious that he states that nobody loves an AB combo more than him; but he can't eat it in the morning.

W.T.F.

[Pablo]

ramons dale earnhardt jrI have a Dale Jr. dish-towel set I got at N. Belt Walmart on clearance. True story.

[Easy 6]

Anything thats good for dinner, is good for breakfast.

[RNR]

I must say this is not a question I would have ever thought would be on a Chiefs board. Really when you think about tailgate and BBQ KC is one of the first places a person thinks about.

[big nasty kcnut]

Fail i'd ate chile in the morning. It's not bad.
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[KcMizzou]

Anything thats good for dinner, is good for breakfast.Agreed

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

ROFL

Wow I got neg rep from wild turkey for simply not being a bbq addict. The pussy factor is so strong here anymore it's simply astounding. Now we get hated on for prefering a burger to bbq. Unreal.

[KcMizzou]

ROFL

Wow I got neg rep from wild turkey for simply not being a bbq addict. The pussy factor is so strong here anymore it's simply astounding. Now we get hated on for prefering a burger to bbq. Unreal.Well, that's pretty F'd up. But I wouldn't neg rep you for it. There's no accounting for taste....

Hell, you being a Beaker, I figured you'd go for the Soy milk and a nice tofu salad anyway.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Well, that's pretty F'd up. But I wouldn't neg rep you for it. There's no accounting for taste....

Hell, you being a Beaker, I figured you'd go for the Soy milk and a nice tofu salad anyway.

LOL I even said I basically like bbq I'm just not so hell bent on it like so many people seem to be. It's not the greatest thing on earth to me... but that's apparently UNACCEPTABLE!!!

I'll skip the soy and tofu tho in favor of a big juicey burger and a fat tire tho.

WOOOOT!!!!

[reiko57]

This quote made me think he is just ****ing with people.

If not, he needs to be neutered now so as not to reproduce.

lol i wondered if it was too much

[Reaper16]

LOL I even said I basically like bbq I'm just not so hell bent on it like so many people seem to be. It's not the greatest thing on earth to me... but that's apparently UNACCEPTABLE!!!

I'll skip the soy and tofu tho in favor of a big juicey burger and a fat tire tho.

WOOOOT!!!!
It is unacceptable. You suck a lot.

[KcMizzou]

It is unacceptable. You suck a lot.Agreed. The Beaker is strong in this one.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It is unacceptable. You suck a lot.

Not as much as half the so called good bbq I've had. Woo-hoo bbq sauce on my tender, grilled meat... yay. How could I not bow to the alter of Gates and whatever the hell the others are. I'll have a stadium dog with lots of cheese and mustard at the ballgame.

I know, blasphemy... whatever.

[JuicesFlowing]

You know what I can't eat in the morning? Ice cream! Can you? No! BBQ and beer ... pretty easy on a Sunday morning. Ice cream .... meh, not so much.

[KcMizzou]

Not as much as half the so called good bbq I've had. Woo-hoo bbq sauce on my tender, grilled meat... yay. How could I not bow to the alter of Gates and whatever the hell the others are. I'll have a stadium dog with lots of cheese and mustard at the ballgame.

I know, blasphemy... whatever.Man... you really need to try some good BBQ. I dig a good burger too... but you're missing out.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Man... you really need to try some good BBQ. I dig a good burger too... but you're missing out.

I went to a bbq festival this past summer for work.... broadcasting. I had the bbq of a 227 time award winner and a repeat world champ. He was sponsored by Jack Daniels and used that in his recipe. It was good yeah. It didnt make me lose my mind or want bbq every weekend. I'm just not a big fan. Its an every once in a while thing.

[JuicesFlowing]

This is just a misplaced thread. This thread was started on a Sunday morning before a Chiefs game. ANd whether you like bbq or not, it's just part of the culture here, if you've ever attended a game at Arrowhead then this thread wouldn't exist. I doubt they eat bbq in Seattle or San Diego ...

[KcMizzou]

This is just a misplaced thread. This thread was started on a Sunday morning before a Chiefs game. ANd whether you like bbq or not, it's just part of the culture here, if you've ever attended a game at Arrowhead then this thread wouldn't exist. I doubt they eat bbq in Seattle or San Diego ...Yeah.. tradition is at the heart of it.

You can't beat good KC BBQ.

[Bowser]

Infraction given to the OP.

[listopencil]

The only reason I don't eat BBQ for breakfast is that I am too lazy to get up in the morning and BBQ. If someone is willing to BBQ for me in the morning, I'll eat it.

[listopencil]

Come to think of it, last time I took the family camping I grilled breakfast. Not BBQ but I grilled the bacon, eggs and potatoes.

[JuicesFlowing]

Come to think of it, last time I took the family camping I grilled breakfast. Not BBQ but I grilled the bacon, eggs and potatoes.

You're only posting because your team is winning. :cuss:

[KcMizzou]

Come to think of it, last time I took the family camping I grilled breakfast. Not BBQ but I grilled the bacon, eggs and potatoes.That's not BBQ... but it does sound good.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

How? Because they are superior human specimens with balls as big as church bells.

That's how.

[KcMizzou]

How? Because they are superior human specimens with balls as big as church bells.

That's how.LMAO

[RNR]

Come to think of it, last time I took the family camping I grilled breakfast. Not BBQ but I grilled the bacon, eggs and potatoes.

Congrats on the win it was a beat down

[gblowfish]

I love the smell of napalmed charcoal in the morning...

[listopencil]

Congrats on the win it was a beat down

I just hope it doesn't cause OAK to bench Russell, other than him you've got a strong team.

[listopencil]

You're only posting because your team is winning. :cuss:

I'm too drunk to post when they lose.

[KcMizzou]

I just hope it doesn't cause OAK to bench Russell, other than him you've got a strong team.I cant believe you pricks are 3-0.

[RNR]

I just hope it doesn't cause OAK to bench Russell, other than him you've got a strong team.

There is some talent but the defense can not stay on the field all day. I am pretty much screwed until Davis dies

[listopencil]

I cant believe you pricks are 3-0.

I can thank Mike Nolan for that. The O looked better this game though.

[Demonpenz]

man i love a good burger or ramon or whatever, the amount of time and flavor it takes to smoke meat is fucking awesome. I can inject a fucking chicken with mrs dash but it doesn't change taste different, massage a meat bbqing for one minute or one temp too high and it taste different. Come to our house with this bull shit is a fucking disgrace, grab your fucking wine cooler and get the fuck out of this place, hang out blowing dudes in a gazibo. Cause here it is about SMOKE, MEAT, AND WINNING.

[Reaper16]

Not as much as half the so called good bbq I've had. Woo-hoo bbq sauce on my tender, grilled meat... yay. How could I not bow to the alter of Gates and whatever the hell the others are.

Oh, well of course you aren't in love with barbecue. You don't know what barbecue is. That explains it.

[Over-Head]

. How do peope eat BBQ in the morning? .
With a knife and fork :)

[Over-Head]

I just hope it doesn't cause OAK to bench Russell, other than him you've got a strong team.
Al's too damn proud to bench a 60mill starter even if he does suck :banghead:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

With a knife and fork :)

Only if they're n00bs.