Haley on the hotseat

[Demonpenz]

per AT

[petegz28]

AT? LMAO

[Bowser]

&T

[petegz28]

So Haley who is now our HC and OC is suddenly on the hot seat ala Lane Kiffen(sp)?

[Mr. Laz]

you know DP, we have plenty of conflict and crap right now without you adding your normal :Poke:

how about you give it a rest

[DeezNutz]

kcstaronline. Adam Teicher.

I also heard this from a Rhonda Moss Queef--all-female version of Twitter.

[LaChapelle]

Adam Thighster?

[Demonpenz]

no atchison times was out there today, and there is some different shit coming out. Word is if Haley doesn't get the job next week it is over, New arrowhead, clark is PISSED

[Mr. Flopnuts]

JFC I can't go anywhere without stupid fucking Chiefs fans, posting stupid fucking shit. Listen guys, we knew we were rebuilding. These guys are who we thought they were. We need to let them off the hook. The executive of the year, and Bill Parcells' love child are going to build a winner. We let Carl Peterson have 4 chances at his 5 year plan and we can't give these guys 1 chance? Let them do their jobs for fuck's sake. You guys infuriate me with this bullshit, just knock it off already assholes.

[petegz28]

no atchison times was out there today, and there is some different shit coming out. Word is if Haley doesn't get the job next week it is over, New arrowhead, clark is PISSED

And the beach in Olathe is now open..come snorkel the crystal clear waters of Olathe!!!!

[Demonpenz]

I thought losing at home to the raiders was a job Loser. I mean you CAN'T FUCKING LOSE THAT GAME...EVER, but today's showing, you damn right that stupid fucker is on the hot seat

[Demonpenz]

JFC I can't go anywhere without stupid ****ing Chiefs fans, posting stupid ****ing shit. Listen guys, we knew we were rebuilding. These guys are who we thought they were. We need to let them off the hook. The executive of the year, and Bill Parcells' love child are going to build a winner. We let Carl Peterson have 4 chances at his 5 year plan and we can't give these guys 1 chance? Let them do their jobs for ****'s sake. You guys infuriate me with this bullshit, just knock it off already assholes.

Rebuilding is one thing BUT THIS isn't rebuilding you stupid fuck, we embarassed ourselves on national TV, if i was a fetus I would have handed my mom a hanger over an open fire and told her to go midevil on me

[LaChapelle]

Laugh or cry.
hahahahaha
ha

[DeezNutz]

JFC I can't go anywhere without stupid ****ing Chiefs fans, posting stupid ****ing shit. Listen guys, we knew we were rebuilding. These guys are who we thought they were. We need to let them off the hook. The executive of the year, and Bill Parcells' love child are going to build a winner. We let Carl Peterson have 4 chances at his 5 year plan and we can't give these guys 1 chance? Let them do their jobs for ****'s sake. You guys infuriate me with this bullshit, just knock it off already assholes.

Actually, Pioli is fucking Parcell's love child.

Little-known fact, but Todd and Scott are related. There's some back-woods shit going on at 1 Arrowhead.

[WildTurkey]

Yes Fire Haley and bring in Jesus Curry to be the HC and starting MLB holy shit I think i just JIMP thinking about it

[DeezNutz]

Rebuilding is one thing BUT THIS isn't rebuilding you stupid ****, we embarassed ourselves on national TV, if i was a fetus I would have handed my mom a hanger over an open fire and told her to go midevil on me

That's why you should always buy a two-story house.

[Bowser]

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[petegz28]

Rebuilding is one thing BUT THIS isn't rebuilding you stupid ****, we embarassed ourselves on national TV, if i was a fetus I would have handed my mom a hanger over an open fire and told her to go midevil on me

Not nearly as bad as we did in Pittsburgh a few years ago.

[Demonpenz]

shit honkey's I am the hoochie choochie man

[tboss27]

I heard Clark's just gonna go Jerry Jones on us and run the team himself if we lose next week. Pioli's had his chance. If you can't win a game with this roster, you don't know crap about football/coaching

[GoHuge]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd143/cfe3748/internet%20pics/fail.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Rebuilding is one thing BUT THIS isn't rebuilding you stupid fuck, we embarassed ourselves on national TV, if i was a fetus I would have handed my mom a hanger over an open fire and told her to go midevil on me

I swear to God if I have to listen to one more person complain about us losing on national TV this year I'm going to post the gif of the guy shooting himself in the head. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO!!!!!!!1!!! Especially when it's you dumb motherfuckers that were clamoring about people freaking out this year when we lose on national tv. You said yourself it was going to happen and now you post this stupid shit. Your and idiot.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

People have no patience. Jeez.

[LaChapelle]

Penz wins
agains

[Warrior5]

per AT

I call bullshit. Haley is NOT on the hotseat.

[Demonpenz]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd143/cfe3748/internet%20pics/fail.jpg

ssssss

[JuicesFlowing]

I thought losing at home to the raiders was a job Loser. I mean you CAN'T ****ING LOSE THAT GAME...EVER, but today's showing, you damn right that stupid ****er is on the hot seat

That's funny, because Herm did that last year after 2 previous years of suck, and people let it slide. Jesus Christ. Haley should be fired after game 3, when Herm The Fuck Germ lasted 3 years? Alrighty then!

[Marcellus]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd143/cfe3748/internet%20pics/fail.jpg

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Demonpenz]

That's funny, because Herm did that last year after 2 previous years of suck, and people let it slide. Jesus Christ. Haley should be fired after game 3, when Herm The **** Germ lasted 3 years? Alrighty then!

fail

[JuicesFlowing]

fail

Most of CP disagree with you, but okay.

[Marcellus]

I call bullshit. Haley is NOT on the hotseat.

Dude, Clark told him playoffs this year or you are toast.

He's fucking good as gone. I heard there were U Haul trucks at his house in the 3rd quarter.

[GoHuge]

ssssssDemonpenz family portrait.

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/Tempestbenisato/Fail1.jpg

[Demonpenz]

Demonpenz family portrait.

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/Tempestbenisato/Fail1.jpg

where's airwolf?

[Pioli Zombie]

When the hell were the Chiefs on National TV?
Posted via Mobile Device

[Dartgod]

ROFL at all the people taking this thread seriously

[KcMizzou]

ssssssF'ckin' harsh..

[Mr. Flopnuts]

When the hell were the Chiefs on National TV?
Posted via Mobile Device

CBS, duh.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL at all the people taking this thread seriously

I love sounding off in Penz' threads.

[KcMizzou]

JFC I can't go anywhere without stupid ****ing Chiefs fans, posting stupid ****ing shit. Listen guys, we knew we were rebuilding. These guys are who we thought they were. We need to let them off the hook. The executive of the year, and Bill Parcells' love child are going to build a winner. We let Carl Peterson have 4 chances at his 5 year plan and we can't give these guys 1 chance? Let them do their jobs for ****'s sake. You guys infuriate me with this bullshit, just knock it off already assholes.Flop... you should know better.

[Bugeater]

Flop... you should know better.
Or maybe you should...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Flop... you should know better.

LMAO Penz knew better, I'm surprised you didn't. What? Parcells' love child didn't give it away?

[KcMizzou]

Goddamn.. I suck.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Goddamn.. I suck.

:D I must be doing a good job if I can fool the regulars.

[Bowser]

Wait...this shit isn't on the level???:

[Deberg_1990]

Now that Gailey is gone, Mike Shanny in KC in 10! Deal is done!

[KcMizzou]

:D I must be doing a good job if I can fool the regulars.That, or I'm just that drunk.

I didn't think so... but it's possible.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Wait...this shit isn't on the level???:

Penz' threads are always on the level. Dude just gets it.

[Bunit]

JFC I can't go anywhere without stupid ****ing Chiefs fans, posting stupid ****ing shit. Listen guys, we knew we were rebuilding. These guys are who we thought they were. We need to let them off the hook. The executive of the year, and Bill Parcells' love child are going to build a winner. We let Carl Peterson have 4 chances at his 5 year plan and we can't give these guys 1 chance? Let them do their jobs for ****'s sake. You guys infuriate me with this bullshit, just knock it off already assholes.

Seriously, it's been three fucking games and Haley is already on the hot seat? Give it some time. Haley and Pioli were given this shitty team. Let them have more than three games to turn shit around.

[splatbass]

JFC I can't go anywhere without stupid ****ing Chiefs fans, posting stupid ****ing shit. Listen guys, we knew we were rebuilding. These guys are who we thought they were. We need to let them off the hook. The executive of the year, and Bill Parcells' love child are going to build a winner. We let Carl Peterson have 4 chances at his 5 year plan and we can't give these guys 1 chance? Let them do their jobs for ****'s sake. You guys infuriate me with this bullshit, just knock it off already assholes.

:thumb:

[KcMizzou]

Seriously, it's been three ****ing games and Haley is already on the hot seat? Give it some time. Haley and Pioli were given this shitty team. Let them have more than three games to turn shit around.I assume this guy is free game...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

There'll really be some confusion now.

[splatbass]

Rebuilding is one thing BUT THIS isn't rebuilding you stupid ****, we embarassed ourselves on national TV, if i was a fetus I would have handed my mom a hanger over an open fire and told her to go midevil on me

We lost a game that everyone knew we would lose and you're acting like it is some huge surprise. ROFL

[Chiefshrink]

JFC I can't go anywhere without stupid ****ing Chiefs fans, posting stupid ****ing shit. Listen guys, we knew we were rebuilding. These guys are who we thought they were. We need to let them off the hook. The executive of the year, and Bill Parcells' love child are going to build a winner. We let Carl Peterson have 4 chances at his 5 year plan and we can't give these guys 1 chance? Let them do their jobs for ****'s sake. You guys infuriate me with this bullshit, just knock it off already assholes.

A F**kin MEN!! :clap::clap: What's the ole saying, "It *ALWAYS* gets worse before it gets better"!!!!

Thank you Flop for reminding some of these unintelligent Chief fans!!! :clap:

[Demonpenz]

We lost a game that everyone knew we would lose and you're acting like it is some huge surprise. ROFL
ASDFAASDF

[Chiefshrink]

We lost a game that everyone knew we would lose and you're acting like it is some huge surprise. ROFL

Remember "fetus" in latin means "child"!:D

[munkey]

Rebuilding is one thing BUT THIS isn't rebuilding you stupid ****, we embarassed ourselves on national TV, if i was a fetus I would have handed my mom a hanger over an open fire and told her to go midevil on me


What exactly is "rebuilding"? I always took as "be prepared to suck" NOT beat one of the best teams in the NFC at home...You really are an idiot.

[Chiefshrink]

We lost a game that everyone knew we would lose and you're acting like it is some huge surprise. ROFL

whoops sorry splat that was meant for Demon. I fatfingered.

[GoHuge]

Wasn't there a Haley on his way out thread after last game brought to you courtesy of Demon? I think after that discussion Carl was coming back as an advisor, Shanahan was going to take over the play calling and work under Haley, and Whitlock was taking over for Kendall as the sideline reporter and Bob Moore in media relations. Interesting to see what personnel moves come out of this thread.

[Chiefshrink]

Now that Gailey is gone, Mike Shanny in KC in 10! Deal is done!

No way that would show Pioli made a mistake and Pioli will not shoot himself in the foot just yet.

[Bearcat]

I'm starting to get confused after reading the serious responses to the satire responses to the satire OP...

[EyePod]

Rebuilding is one thing BUT THIS isn't rebuilding you stupid ****, we embarassed ourselves on national TV, if i was a fetus I would have handed my mom a hanger over an open fire and told her to go midevil on me

Umm, the earliest that you could argue that the clothes hanger was invented is in 1869. The medieval period ended in the 16th century (1500's). Your post is absurd as the clothes hanger could not have been used in abortions prior to it being invented! I've come to expect better quality posts from you dp.

[Demonpenz]

Umm, the earliest that you could argue that the clothes hanger was invented is in 1869. The medieval period ended in the 16th century (1500's). Your post is absurd as the clothes hanger could not have been used in abortions prior to it being invented! I've come to expect better quality posts from you dp.

quality posts from demonpenz

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm starting to get confused after reading the serious responses to the satire responses to the satire OP...

LMAO Then the main fundamental of a DP thread has been met. Let's drink. :toast:

[DeezNutz]

Umm, the earliest that you could argue that the clothes hanger was invented is in 1869. The medieval period ended in the 16th century (1500's). Your post is absurd as the clothes hanger could not have been used in abortions prior to it being invented! I've come to expect better quality posts from you dp.

The medieval, midevil as it's more commonly known, period ended in 1475, approximately, with the advent of the printing press.

[Iowanian]

Haley, Pioli and Clark Hunt ALL know this team is a roster half full of Lowe's dock workers and 10 legit players.

Give it another year.

Try to look for nuggets....like chocolate chips in a shit sandwich.


Carl is gone....Carl is gone.....Herm is gone....herm is gone.....

[Bowser]

Haley, Pioli and Clark Hunt ALL know this team is a roster half full of Lowe's dock workers and 10 legit players.

Give it another year.

Try to look for nuggets....like chocolate chips in a shit sandwich.


Carl is gone....Carl is gone.....Herm is gone....herm is gone.....

I'm just glad you didn't say peanuts.

[EyePod]

The medieval, midevil as it's more commonly known, period ended in 1475, approximately, with the advent of the printing press.

The Middle Ages of European history (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_history) (adjective form medieval or mediæval) was a period in history which lasted for roughly a millennium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium), commonly dated from the fall of the Western Roman Empire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_of_the_Roman_Empire) in the 5th century to the beginning of the Early Modern Period (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Modern_Period) in the 16th century, marked by the division of Western Christianity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity) in the Reformation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant_Reformation), the rise of humanism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanism) in the Italian Renaissance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Renaissance), and the beginnings of European overseas expansion. There is some variation in the dating of the edges of these periods which is due mainly to differences in specialization and focus of individual scholars.

per wiki. Either way, we can agree that the hanger was not invented yet.

[WildTurkey]

Haley, Pioli and Clark Hunt ALL know this team is a roster half full of Lowe's dock workers and 10 legit players.

Give it another year.

Try to look for nuggets....like chocolate chips in a shit sandwich.


Carl is gone....Carl is gone.....Herm is gone....herm is gone.....

This...

[Iowanian]

I'm just glad you didn't say peanuts.

Last week, with about 30 seconds left I said "CORN!??!!! WHEN DID I EAT CORN!??!!!"



MY only mistake so far as a fan is getting Sunday Ticket to watch this schmshmortion instead of just doing man stuff on sundays and listening to part of the games on the radio.

[EyePod]

Carl is gone....Carl is gone.....Herm is gone....herm is gone.....

I need this to be my mantra to help me sleep at night...

[Demonpenz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqE7UbRQ9Ws

[DeezNutz]

The Middle Ages of European history (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_history) (adjective form medieval or mediæval) was a period in history which lasted for roughly a millennium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium), commonly dated from the fall of the Western Roman Empire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_of_the_Roman_Empire) in the 5th century to the beginning of the Early Modern Period (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Modern_Period) in the 16th century, marked by the division of Western Christianity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity) in the Reformation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant_Reformation), the rise of humanism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanism) in the Italian Renaissance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Renaissance), and the beginnings of European overseas expansion. There is some variation in the dating of the edges of these periods which is due mainly to differences in specialization and focus of individual scholars.

per wiki. Either way, we can agree that the hanger was not invented yet.

Historical periods are defined by major changes, thus the allusion to the printing press. If you look at legit sources, like a Norton Anthology, they will define the end of the Middle Ages as 1485.

Essentially, the printing press ushered in a new era. Of course, the PP wasn't the only marker.

Never cite wiki.

[Iowanian]

I need this to be my mantra to help me sleep at night...


A BJ might help if you can afford one.

[Simply Red]

I call bullshit. Haley is NOT on the hotseat.

same here. I wonder if this was a joke, though.

[KCUnited]

I'm ready to vandalize his lawn.

[EyePod]

A BJ might help if you can afford one.

What if Todd Haley is calling the offensive plays for me in the bedroom? What is the equivalent in the bedroom of calling running plays when you're losing the game by 20 points? Accidentally putting it in her butt and then doing it again on purpose even though she tells you that you're not putting it in the right spot?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What if Todd Haley is calling the offensive plays for me in the bedroom? What is the equivalent in the bedroom of calling running plays when you're losing the game by 20 points? Accidentally putting it in her butt and then doing it again on purpose even though she tells you that you're not putting it in the right spot?

It ain't Todd Haley until there's a smile on your face after 3rd down.

[Lonewolf Ed]

And the beach in Olathe is now open..come snorkel the crystal clear waters of Olathe!!!!

Must be over on the 66062 side...

[Bearcat]

What if Todd Haley is calling the offensive plays for me in the bedroom? What is the equivalent in the bedroom of calling running plays when you're losing the game by 20 points? Accidentally putting it in her butt and then doing it again on purpose even though she tells you that you're not putting it in the right spot?

Todd Haley is the Dirty Sanchez of offensive bedroom playcalling.

[Iowanian]

What if Todd Haley is calling the offensive plays for me in the bedroom? What is the equivalent in the bedroom of calling running plays when you're losing the game by 20 points? Accidentally putting it in her butt and then doing it again on purpose even though she tells you that you're not putting it in the right spot?

I figure you'll be alright, if he coaches you to hit the wrong hole, it's going to be fun, and if the defense gets into your backfield and you fall face first into the grass, you'll probably end up alright too.

He's probably a perfect choice for you....if you score once, you win in this game.

[Simply Red]

Todd Haley is the Dirty Sanchez of offensive bedroom playcalling.

I don't get it

[Imon Yourside]

LOL at the doom & gloom thread titles. We have a fresh start here and very little talent. I wasn't willing to give Carl any leeway but this new regime needs a couple of years to rebuild. Let's face it the cupboard was bare only had a half eaten 3 year old bologna sandwich up there and we expected a feast?

[boogblaster]

rome is still standing and they didnt build it in 3 weeks

[salame]

So who are they going to hire?
Chan Gailey?

[LanceHunter]

I think Haley made a boo boo firing Gailey before the end of the season,he has no whipping boy at the end of the season to blame,or it could just be a case of ego mania but I've not seen many teams who are without either an offensive or defensive coordinator for most of the season do much but lose games lol.

[Mecca]

I understand Penz makes joke threads and talk of firing a guy 3 games into his tenure is pretty bad but um...basically giving up at the start of the 2nd half of a game is a very bad indictment of someone.

[splatbass]

I understand Penz makes joke threads and talk of firing a guy 3 games into his tenure is pretty bad but um...basically giving up at the start of the 2nd half of a game is a very bad indictment of someone.

Are you sure he gave up?

[Mecca]

Are you sure he gave up?

I'm 99% sure if the officials told Haley at half he could call it a game and go home he would have.

[Baby Lee]

fail

Here come the demons!!!

[Demonpenz]

"Hailey should be nervous"

In what can only be described as a complete and utter meltdown on Sunday, Hailey should be nervous for what lies ahead. In a world where results matter more than ever due to the economy, his teams preformance should have him bookmarking Missouri's Unemployment website. Only 3 Coaches have lost the first 3 games, one to a Division Rival, and came back hired the following year. One of those being Jimmy Johnson for the Dallas Cowboys. That team had draft options and young talent. This team does not. Instead of drafting a young qb they instead chose the Ishtar of quarterbacks. Last years draft pick Glen Dorsey came into camp prepared as much as Dom Deluiese in cannonball run II. There is no Burt Reynolds for this team, no mustache, no jackie chan, no underwater cars. Nope this team should be nicknamed, The power glove....because yes indeeed. They are bad.

atchison times.

to Contact Raphael Please emaill him at
Love2bone@Atchtimes.com

[Demonpenz]

I can't wait until we draft terrence cody and he dies in training camp.

[Demonpenz]

or e draft another dl scrub

[Baby Lee]

"Hailey should be nervous"

In what can only be described as a complete and utter meltdown on Sunday, Hailey should be nervous for what lies ahead. In a world where results matter more than ever due to the economy, his teams preformance should have him bookmarking Missouri's Unemployment website. Only 3 Coaches have lost the first 3 games, one to a Division Rival, and came back hired the following year. One of those being Jimmy Johnson for the Dallas Cowboys. That team had draft options and young talent. This team does not. Instead of drafting a young qb they instead chose the Ishtar of quarterbacks. Last years draft pick Glen Dorsey came into camp prepared as much as Dom Deluiese in cannonball run II. There is no Burt Reynolds for this team, no mustache, no jackie chan, no underwater cars. Nope this team should be nicknamed, The power glove....because yes indeeed. They are bad.

atchison times.

to Contact Raphael Please emaill him at
Love2bone@Atchtimes.com

I stand firm in my assessment that Jamaal Charles is at least a members only jacket! In time he may prove to be a stuttering C&W singer teamed up with a HoF QB driving their NASCAR into the motel swimming pool.

[CoMoChief]

ROFL

It's week 3, what bare-assed clown foot clan decided to report this?

Was it really Teicher? He knows better than that...........I'd hope........maybe........not sure.........Teicher's an idiot.

[Demonpenz]

AT= atchison times

[clyde05]

haley deserves at least 3 years, after 3 years and still having problems i can understand this talk. But come on people its been only 3 games and we have played baltimore and philly, i know we should have beat oakland. its going to be 0-4 going against the giants but haley and pioli arent miracle workers, give them a chance!!!

[Dave Lane]

Dude, Clark told him playoffs this year or you are toast.

He's ****ing good as gone. I heard there were U Haul trucks at his house in the 3rd quarter.

In Leawood no less!