Just heard one of the dumbest song evar!

[tooge]

Ya know that song "all I wanna do is make love to you" by Heart. Hadn't heard it in a while, and always turned the dial when it came on. But it was on while I waited in line at subway. OMG, that is friggin horrid. "he walked in my garden, he planted a tree". JFC! I wanted to
Puke
rip the speakers off the wall
puke again
kick the crap out of anyone else in subway that wasn't puking
stalk whoever made that song and kick their ass
Puke

Just letting you all know.

[ziggysocki]

As much as I like Heart, you are soooooo right. Horrible song.

[Demonpenz]

heart, Richard Marx, Michael bolton, duh... all soft rock trash

[Dave Lane]

He just wanted to plant his wood...

[MichaelH]

That's when the one sister got fat and they went downhill. Heart in the 70's was pretty kickass.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

"he walked in my garden, he planted a tree". JFC!

You think that's bad? Shania Twain once said "you're a fine piece of real estate and I'm gonna get me some land."

dear God.

[Inspector]

They sure made some outstanding tunes in their day. Maybe not all were great though.

[Deberg_1990]

Surprisingly, this was a #1 hit back in da day...



It was a rainy night when he came into sight
Standing by the road, no umbrella, no coat
So I pulled up along side and I offered him a ride
He accepted with a smile so we drove for a while
I didn't ask him his name, this lonely boy in the rain
Fate tell me it's right, is this love at first sight
Please don't make it wrong, just stay for the night
All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will you want me too
All I wanna do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

So we found this hotel, it was a place I knew well
We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right
He brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily
And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note
I told him I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden we planted a tree
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
Just live in my memory, you'll always be there

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All wanna do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

Oh, oooh, we made love
Love like strangers
All night long
We made love

Then it happened one day, we came round the same way
You can imagine his surprise when he saw his own eyes
I said please, please understand
I'm in love with another man
And what he couldn't give me
was the one little thing that you can

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I want to do is make love to you
Come on, say you will, you want me too

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I want to do is make love to you
Say you will, you want me too

All night long ...

[KCUnited]

"She's a magic mountain. She's a leather glove (oh)" Strongly disputes this thread.

[JD10367]

"Ooh baby, I wanna put my log in your fireplace." --- Gene Simmons and KISS, "Fits Like A Glove"

(EDIT: Might be "Burn Bitch Burn", it's from an album I rarely listen to...)

[tooge]

Reading that was like being raped and then having to watch a video of the rape. No offense to anyone (GoChiefs) that has actually been raped was intended.Surprisingly, this was a #1 hit back in da day...



It was a rainy night when he came into sight
Standing by the road, no umbrella, no coat
So I pulled up along side and I offered him a ride
He accepted with a smile so we drove for a while
I didn't ask him his name, this lonely boy in the rain
Fate tell me it's right, is this love at first sight
Please don't make it wrong, just stay for the night
All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will you want me too
All I wanna do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

So we found this hotel, it was a place I knew well
We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right
He brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily
And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note
I told him I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden we planted a tree
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
Just live in my memory, you'll always be there

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All wanna do is make love to you
I've got lovin' arms to hold on to

Oh, oooh, we made love
Love like strangers
All night long
We made love

Then it happened one day, we came round the same way
You can imagine his surprise when he saw his own eyes
I said please, please understand
I'm in love with another man
And what he couldn't give me
was the one little thing that you can

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I want to do is make love to you
Come on, say you will, you want me too

All I wanna do is make love to you
One night of love was all we knew
All I want to do is make love to you
Say you will, you want me too

All night long ...

[jidar]

As much as I like Heart

Sweet! When I clicked on this thread I was hoping someone would say something gay as ****.

[Spicy McHaggis]

heart, Richard Marx, Michael bolton, duh... all soft rock trash

I partied with Bolton once. I'm pretty sure we killed a hooker.

[jidar]

I partied with Bolton once. I'm pretty sure we killed a hooker.

Are you really Neil Patrick Harris?

[ziggysocki]

Sweet! When I clicked on this thread I was hoping someone would say something gay as ****.

Is your sarcasm meter broken you #@%$% #$@#$ #$@ &%&^ !)$) sucking &#@((% slurping &%^ bucket *%& %&!!@ $@&& ass!!111!!

[jidar]

Is your sarcasm meter broken you #@%$% #$@#$ #$@ &%&^ !)$) sucking &#@((% slurping &%^ bucket *%& %&!!@ $@&& ass!!111!!

hahah

I guess it is.

[Pablo]

Talking shit on Heart, eh?

Prepare to face the wrath of Nzoner.

[ziggysocki]

Sweet! When I clicked on this thread I was hoping someone would say something gay as me.

FYP :LOL:

[PunkinDrublic]

heart, Richard Marx, Michael bolton, duh... all soft rock trash

Perhaps you were unaware that every rocker has a soft side.

[jidar]

Perhaps you were unaware that every rocker has a soft side.

Yeah, they're called vaginas.

[CoMoChief]

heart, Richard Marx, Michael bolton, duh... all soft rock trash

BULLSHIT

Michael Bolton is all that is man!!!

[whoman69]

There are a lot dumber songs out there than this one.

Elvira, my heart is on fire-a for Elvira
getty up, getty up, uh mow mow

[38yrsfan]

Older stuff, much better ...... White Lightning and Wine

[whoman69]

never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm