Food and Drink Vagina Depth [Archive]

Mr. Flopnuts

10-08-2009, 06:40 PM

LMAO Better than my parody thread. For sure.

TrickyNicky

10-08-2009, 06:40 PM

shouldn't it be by volume?

Mr. Flopnuts

10-08-2009, 06:40 PM

I want some squish.

Mecca

10-08-2009, 06:41 PM

Get your mangina outta here.

JohninGpt

10-08-2009, 06:43 PM

Poll to follow

Because every vagina should get polled.

luv

10-08-2009, 06:44 PM

I've never measured.

RustShack

10-08-2009, 06:46 PM

I've never measured.

Let me handle that.

Buck

10-08-2009, 06:46 PM

I've never measured.

Its real easy.

You ever checked your oil? Its kinda like that.

Mr. Flopnuts

10-08-2009, 06:46 PM

I've never measured.

Well. Did you get mooo? Or did you get mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Fairplay

10-08-2009, 06:46 PM

I've never measured.

Get the ruler and put it in there. Get back with us and tell.

Mecca

10-08-2009, 06:47 PM

Let me handle that.

As she says...is that all you got?

luv

10-08-2009, 06:49 PM

And wtf is up with the food and drink icon next to the subject? LMAO

Buck

10-08-2009, 06:50 PM

And wtf is up with the food and drink icon next to the subject? LMAO

I found it appropriate.

Mecca

10-08-2009, 06:52 PM

And wtf is up with the food and drink icon next to the subject? LMAO

Well you know I always like to bring a lunch for sex.

Fairplay

10-08-2009, 07:01 PM

fish taco

listopencil

10-08-2009, 07:19 PM

I found it appropriate.

Absolutely. :p

BucEyedPea

10-08-2009, 07:22 PM

Mine is flexible in size.

Mecca

10-08-2009, 07:24 PM

Mine is flexible in size.

Can you demonstrate?

Gadzooks

10-08-2009, 07:25 PM

Where's 14 1/2?!?:shrug:

BigMeatballDave

10-08-2009, 07:38 PM

LMAO

boogblaster

10-08-2009, 09:04 PM

Big littl' or small I luv them all ....

CHENZ A!

10-08-2009, 09:21 PM

Mine is flexible in size.

I believe they all are a bit. Though some are wider/tighter and deeper/shallower than others. It is a great feeling when you're really in the guts and it feels like you're the first person to ever hit that spot.

DaneMcCloud

10-08-2009, 09:26 PM

I believe they all are a bit. Though some are wider/tighter and deeper/shallower than others. It is a great feeling when you're really in the guts and it feels like you're the first person to ever hit that spot.

Yeah, I'm not a real big fan of that.

It's extremely painful.

Easy 6

10-08-2009, 09:30 PM

I need to be able to climb into, and wear her, like a Snuggie.

Jewish Rabbi

10-08-2009, 09:51 PM

Dante84

10-08-2009, 09:56 PM

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

DaneMcCloud

10-08-2009, 09:58 PM

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

Yes

Dante84

10-08-2009, 10:08 PM

Yes

aww, clit.

MikeMaslowski

10-09-2009, 06:21 AM

Well you know I always like to bring a lunch for sex.

To a random woman-

"You want to f*ck and get a cheeseburger?"

"No?"

"You don't like cheeseburgers?"

JD10367

10-09-2009, 06:23 AM

Thanks. Now I'm humming "How Deep Is Your Love" by the Bee Gees....

bevischief

10-09-2009, 06:25 AM

Its real easy.

You ever checked your oil? Its kinda like that.

ROFL

bevischief

10-09-2009, 06:26 AM

I need to be able to climb into, and wear her, like a Snuggie.

ROFL

BigRedChief

10-09-2009, 06:36 AM

Mine is flexible in size.
http://www.gunsnet.net/album/data//500/joseytextsmirk3-1.jpg

BucEyedPea

10-09-2009, 07:22 AM

Yeah, I'm not a real big fan of that.

It's extremely painful.

I thought that was called vaginitis?

crazycoffey

10-09-2009, 09:27 AM

I've had sex like 15 or 20 times in the last 5 days, my penis hurts, her giner is prolly a little stretched out.

I'm tired this morning, so glad we have drill two days before we leave, this is sooooo awesome.
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BigRedChief

10-09-2009, 09:28 AM

jidar

10-09-2009, 09:29 AM

Judging by these results Chiefsplanet is populated by a surprising number of gradeschool aged girls.

bevischief

10-09-2009, 09:54 AM

Judging by these results Chiefsplanet is populated by a surprising number of gradeschool aged girls.

ROFLROFL

DaneMcCloud

10-09-2009, 09:57 AM

I thought that was called vaginitis?

I'm talking about when two people don't exactly "fit" together and the penis hits the cervix, even when the woman is extremely aroused.

It can be quite painful for the male.

crazycoffey

10-09-2009, 10:01 AM

Get after it while you can. :thumb:

Certainly giving it, er or her, my best shot(s).... :D
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jidar

10-09-2009, 10:01 AM

I'm talking about when two people don't exactly "fit" together and the penis hits the cervix, even when the woman is extremely aroused.

It can be quite painful for the male.

really? I kind of like it.

My wife said that hurts like a bitch.

I have a small dick though so I'm not trying to brag, she's just got the vagina of a gradeschool aged girl.

ziggysocki

10-09-2009, 10:03 AM

really? I kind of like it.

My wife said that hurts like a bitch.

I have a small dick though so I'm not trying to brag, she's just got the vagina of a gradeschool aged girl.

You didn't mail order her from Bangkok did you? IF so, she probably is a school aged girl.

jidar

10-09-2009, 10:11 AM

You didn't mail order her from Bangkok did you? IF so, she probably is a school aged girl.

I no longer traffic in humans, nor am I a religious fundamentalist. My wife is my age.

ziggysocki

10-09-2009, 10:13 AM

I no longer traffic in humans, nor am I a religious fundamentalist. My wife is my age.

ROFL

BigMeatballDave

10-09-2009, 10:27 AM

My twat is pretty shallow...

ChiTown

10-09-2009, 10:28 AM

My twat is pretty shallow...

That's no way to talk about your girlfriend.............

DaneMcCloud

10-09-2009, 10:31 AM

That's no way to talk about your girlfriend.............

Not if she's a twat

BigMeatballDave

10-09-2009, 10:31 AM

That's no way to talk about your girlfriend.............I'm not complaining, I'm hung like an infant...:D

Demonpenz

10-09-2009, 10:38 AM

i was having sex with this girl not long ago, and she had a kid that was about 1....so i was like ah ok lil loose. well she had a c section :( time to buy a pit bull and a corvette