PDA

View Full Version : Science How far do you ejaculate?


MikeMaslowski
10-09-2009, 08:17 PM
Poll cumming.

Jewish Rabbi
10-09-2009, 08:18 PM
Once again,

http://maq.dk/failtrain.gif

Mr. Flopnuts
10-09-2009, 08:18 PM
Depends on my arousal level. I'm 6'5 and I swear to God I was rubbing one off one time and it went over my head. I was glad I was jerking off. I would've had a kid for sure.

AndChiefs
10-09-2009, 08:21 PM
Depends on my arousal level. I'm 6'5 and I swear to God I was rubbing one off one time and it went over my head. I was glad I was jerking off. I would've had a kid for sure.

I've hit the ceiling before....Talk about having a kid.

Jewish Rabbi
10-09-2009, 08:22 PM
I've hit the ceiling before....Talk about having a kid.

Were you on the top bunk or something?

JuicesFlowing
10-09-2009, 08:23 PM
Kegel, Kegel, Kegel!!!!!!!

AndChiefs
10-09-2009, 08:27 PM
Were you on the top bunk or something?

Just had been awhile so there was a bit built up. I've never done it before or since. Still crazy though.

JohninGpt
10-09-2009, 08:30 PM
I don't know how far it went, but here is the result:


http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/images/records/rhp/portrait/85246.jpg

JuicesFlowing
10-09-2009, 08:30 PM
The rumor is that drinking shit-loads of water 6 hours prior helps, but whatever. Never really noticed.

RJ
10-09-2009, 08:34 PM
I only ejaculate as far as I need to. I see no sense in wasted effort.

boogblaster
10-09-2009, 08:43 PM
All the way to her bak-bone ........

KChiefs1
10-09-2009, 08:48 PM
Think Peter Northish

GoHuge
10-09-2009, 08:58 PM
Jacking off I'm just a drib, drib, but when a crazy girl is involved that gets me real wound up I can put an eye out. All about the level of arousal.

"Just because he came, doesn't mean you made him cum. There's different levels of cummin!" Chris Rock

ChiTown
10-09-2009, 08:59 PM
Jacking off I'm just a drib, drib, but when a crazy girl is involved that gets me real wound up I can put an eye out. All about the level of arousal.

"Just because he came, doesn't mean you made him cum. There's different levels of cummin!" Chris Rock

I'm really disgusted that I opened this thread............

:shake:

ROFL

BigMeatballDave
10-09-2009, 09:07 PM
Depends on my level of excitement. "Me time"? Not far. With a woman, 3-4 easily.

BigMeatballDave
10-09-2009, 09:13 PM
Once posted by FloridaChief some yrs ago, but it bears repeating...Just when you think this place has reached its nadir, someone grabs a shovel and digs for China.

Hammock Parties
10-09-2009, 09:13 PM
I spurt like a water fountain. It's fun.

booger
10-09-2009, 09:14 PM
somebody yell PULL i got my tape measure ready

BigMeatballDave
10-09-2009, 09:15 PM
I have a semen phobia. I am completely grossed out by it.

Pioli Zombie
10-09-2009, 09:16 PM
They have a contest here during Jets games.
Posted via Mobile Device

JohninGpt
10-09-2009, 09:16 PM
somebody PULL i got my tape measure ready

FYP

Hammock Parties
10-09-2009, 09:17 PM
I have a semen phobia.

You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

4th and Long
10-09-2009, 09:20 PM
You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.
ROFL

booger
10-09-2009, 09:22 PM
FYP

ROFL

BigMeatballDave
10-09-2009, 09:30 PM
You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.
ROFL

Buck
10-09-2009, 09:34 PM
It really depends how far away her face is. If jerking it, I am for the drain or the rag.
Posted via Mobile Device

ziggysocki
10-09-2009, 09:45 PM
You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

Thats fucking funny man...

reiko57
10-09-2009, 09:51 PM
Depends on my level of excitement. "Me time"? Not far. With a woman, 3-4 easily.

its like that for me, only the other way around.. maybe im gay idk, but in all fairness, i have had some haggard females

Hog's Gone Fishin
10-10-2009, 02:04 PM
I have a semen phobia. I am completely grossed out by it.

I guess I'll just go ahead and throw out your job application then.

kcjayhawks5
10-10-2009, 02:32 PM
it depends what kind of lube i use. if i use the traditional remedies then its the same result, about a foot or so. but i find the traditional remedies to be a bit boring. last time i tried crunchy peanut butter and talk about a hole in one! old faithful erupted outta my penis.

BWillie
10-10-2009, 02:34 PM
If I haven't got laid in a while, imma super soak that hoooooo

WolfStanssonDDS
10-10-2009, 02:45 PM
FYI, there's a technique to this. when your about to jazz, push down on the chode, build up pressure, then u'll be shooting for the stars.. no j/k

Dante84
10-10-2009, 02:50 PM
finger in the butt blowjobs paint houses.

kysirsoze
10-10-2009, 03:41 PM
FYI, there's a technique to this. when your about to jazz, push down on the chode, build up pressure, then u'll be shooting for the stars.. no j/k

ROFLROFL Never heard some call it 'Jazz.' I am using that from now on.