**** OFFICIAL Chiefs at Jacksonville Jaguars ****

[teedubya]

I haven't used my mojo this year... since this is an animal named mascot I say What the hell.

Maybe these 22 off the street can win #2 today?

[Hammock Parties]

It's a new season!

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[teedubya]

wow that is a one Christopher Street pic, patna.

[Tiger's Fan]

We're 1-1 against pure shit teams. Lets go 2-1!

[big nasty kcnut]

We're in it to win it roll chiefs.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I hope charles comes out with 25 carries and an 8.0 YPC.

Go Charles Go !

Go Charles Go !

[LaChapelle]

I smell vinegar and water.

[Spott]

Headed to the game now. Hopefully I wont feel too ashamed to be wearing red today. Well, even if we lose it will still be better than to be dressed in f*cking teal.

[Molitoth]

Game Over, we lose.





oh, we haven't started yet....

[big nasty kcnut]

We are going to win.

[Coogs]

Inactives are not posted yet, but it is confirmed that Chambers is going to play today by Looney at kcchiefs.com.

[Coogs]

And now the inactives are listed...

INACTIVES ARE IN
November 8th – 11:34 AM EST

CHIEFS

QB 15 Matt Gutierrez (3rd)
CB 20 Donald Washington
S 47 Jon McGraw
G/T 60 Ikechuku Ndukwe
WR 80 Bobby Wade
TE 85 Jake O’Connell
TE 87 Brad Cottam
LB 97 Pierre Walters

JAGUARS
WR 19 Tiquan Underwood
S 20 Anthony Smith
CB 38 Brian Witherspoon
LB 55 Adam Seward
DT 66 Derek Landri
G 74 Maurice Williams
T 78 Jordan Black
DT 93 Greg Peterson

[Coogs]

Bobby Wade?

[lightsout04]

Should I play Holt today haha

[Hammock Parties]

Chambers is gonna light shit on FIA!

[Hammock Parties]

T 78 Jordan Black

http://www.portallos.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fuuuu10.jpg

[OnTheWarpath15]

That trade for Ndukwe is looking better and better ever week.

Dude's been inactive half the season.

[KCUnited]

Lets go ahead and get it iced down.

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[BillSelfsTrophycase]

T 78 Jordan Black


That scrub's still in the league?

[LaChapelle]

Albert has rehabed.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Lace Long will have a big day, Watch and see.

[cdcox]

in

[petegz28]

How many blocks does Ryan totally whif on today?

I got my money on 2

[seaofred]

Lets GO CHIEFS!!

[Hammock Parties]

How many blocks does Ryan totally whif on today?

I got my money on 2

If standard procedure follows, he'll be assigned to single block the opposition's best pass rusher at least four or five times.

That means Derrick Harvey, he of 3.5 sacks in 23 games, could potentially double his career sack total. Cus he'll get at least one simply by way of the suck that emanates from the other 10 guys.

[-King-]

If God has any mercy, Pocket Hercules will only have 200 yards rushing against us.

[Psyko Tek]

If God has any mercy, Pocket Hercules will only have 200 yards rushing against us.

that's the plan
we'll tire him out so the second half they will have to pass

[Frazod]

Time to watch my other shitty team lose! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PBJ

[-King-]

Holy kick Suck up.

[Jerm]

It seriously looks and sounds like there's 5k fans there.
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[Psyko Tek]

Time to watch my other shitty team lose! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PBJ

Man up
drink heavily
and cry softly

[kcxiv]

lol Tamba took out that TIght End. haha

[BossChief]

Hali just gave sims walker a "bitch please!"

[-King-]

Whoa, this thread is moving so fast...

[Dartgod]

Time to watch my other shitty team lose! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PBJ
At least one of my shitty teams won this weekend.

[Shag]

Hali had a decent bull rush going on 3rd down, but fell on his face, lol...

[Frazod]

Damn, they look almost as bad on offense as we do! :eek:

[Psyko Tek]

73.2
jebus

[-King-]

ROFL! Cassel doesn't even have 1000 yards.

[Psyko Tek]

nice hands Bowe

[kcxiv]

Bowe with a quick catch.

[-King-]

A pass to Bowe? We aren't supposed to do that!!

[BossChief]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NO GOFF!!

[Frazod]

Who the fuck is Andy Allman?

[kcxiv]

I like that play call. That was nice.

[Dartgod]

HOLY SHIT!!! FIRST DOWN!!

[-King-]

That play by Charles > Every play by LJ this year combined.

[RINGLEADER]

Good start on both sides of the ball.

[Psyko Tek]

wow jax must really suck ass

[banyon]

Charles looking like he wants to secure the starting role.

[RINGLEADER]

Getting to the edge for 7. What a concept.

[-King-]

Kolby and Charles in the game at the same time? Kolby had a nice block too.

[SPchief]

Wow, we've only scored 6 points in the first quarter all season

[Dartgod]

Go for it!!

[-King-]

Good cutback savage. Short though.

[RINGLEADER]

Gotta go for it in this wind.

[cdcox]

No confidence in the power running game at all.

[kcxiv]

Lol Haley says fuck it, Go for the first.

[Mecca]

Going for it against a bad offensive team...dumb decision.

[SPchief]

gotta go for it

[Galileo Humpkins]

Why are we doing that weird thing where you move the ball toward the sacred goal that bestows upon you blessed points?

Like that's going to give us the win.

[DeezNutz]

Might as well, I suppose, though points are tempting. I probably would have taken the points.

[SPchief]

wtf was that?

[cdcox]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Shag]

That NEVER works...

[Dartgod]

What the fuck? Should have went for it.

[Jerm]

What the F was that lol.
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[Frazod]

I was about to say that I like the fact that Haley's got a functional set of balls. Oh well.

[-King-]

He shouldn't have called the TO so soon, he had 20 seconds left on the playclock.

[RINGLEADER]

Uh...okay...nice waste of a timeout there Todd...

[damaticous]

good call trying to draw them off sides...but sheesh run it up the gut!!!!!

[Hydrae]

Kick it while you have the wind at your back

[unothadeal]

That NEVER works...

It worked in 06....against Jacksonville

[MMXcalibur]

Kick the field goal. Good choice.

[DeezNutz]

No worries. We'll go onside after the FG.

[Mecca]

Why does everyone want to go for it?

It's Jacksonville...going for it early in the Washington game was retarded too...just like going for it early against San Diego was retarded.

[BossChief]

Succop needs to make this upcoming kick to keep the momentum in our favor

[SPchief]

He shouldn't have called the TO so soon, he had 20 seconds left on the playclock.

Because Waters would have eventually had a false start

[chiefbowe82]

It worked in 06....against Jacksonville

I WAS AT THE GAME

[Reaper16]

I detest that waste of a timeout.

[DumbHillbillies]

Haley shy now after getting criticized for going on 4th

[Shag]

It worked in 06....against Jacksonville

"Never" was obviously an exaggeration, but a vast majority of time it's just throwing away a TO...

[SPchief]

Money

[RINGLEADER]

Succop is money.

[DeezNutz]

I detest that waste of a timeout.

Really poor decision, no question.

[BossChief]

perfect kick

[banyon]

LOL, I think he hit their little left arrow sign.

[Shag]

Nice kick, Succop...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

At least we got three there. It was looking like a debacle.

[Psyko Tek]

MVP
can I get a soucup jersey

[Mecca]

They should have kicked the damn FG to begin with instead of the stupid oh lets try to draw them off play.

[damaticous]

4th and short!!! go for it!!!!! f the field goal. run it up the gut!!!! grrrrr

I guess somethings better than nothing, but sheesh! they could have gotten the first down.

[cdcox]

3l33t

[Frazod]

We might win 3-0! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1`

[RINGLEADER]

Why does everyone want to go for it?

It's Jacksonville...going for it early in the Washington game was retarded too...just like going for it early against San Diego was retarded.

Only reason to go for it is because it was 45-47 yards in a monsoon wind (according to the announcers and Todd Haley's shirt).

Otherwise I agree.

But Succop makes it a moot issue.

[chiefbowe82]

4th and short!!! go for it!!!!! f the field goal. run it up the gut!!!! grrrrr

I guess somethings better than nothing, but sheesh! they could have gotten the first down.

sb teams kick it there

[Mr. Laz]

probably should of gone for it
definitely shouldn't of wasted the timeout
meh, i'll take the 3 i guess

[Jerm]

With the wind behind his back, I wonder what Succoup's range becomes.

Record FG today anyone?
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[damaticous]

Only reason to go for it is because it was 45-47 yards in a monsoon wind (according to the announcers and Todd Haley's shirt).

Otherwise I agree.

But Succop makes it a moot issue.

Agreed.

[Mecca]

4th and short!!! go for it!!!!! f the field goal. run it up the gut!!!! grrrrr

I guess somethings better than nothing, but sheesh! they could have gotten the first down.

In case you missed it, Priest Holmes and his offensive line don't play here anymore.

[Psyko Tek]

SB teams know they will score again later

[Bob Dole]

Wow, we've only scored 6 points in the first quarter all season

WE ARE THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

[cdcox]

Nice kickoff -- difficult to field line drive into the ez.

[damaticous]

sb teams kick it there

riiiiiight. SB team yes, KC Chiefs...this year? come on! we have nothing to lose.

[Mecca]

riiiiiight. SB team yes, KC Chiefs...this year? come on! we have nothing to lose.

Just because the team sucks does not mean it's ok to make retarded game management decisions.

[damaticous]

I just realised something. 6 years and almost a 1000 posts. cool! bout time! lol

[-King-]

Damn Dorsey almost had him.

[chiefbowe82]

riiiiiight. SB team yes, KC Chiefs...this year? come on! we have nothing to lose.

just cause they suck, doesn't mean they need to make stupid choices

[BossChief]

good job so far with containing MJD

hopefully we keep him from making the big play today

[RINGLEADER]

Glad Demario is better than DJ...

[damaticous]

Just because the team sucks does not mean it's ok to make retarded game management decisions.

understandable, but come one. 1st qrtr. 1-6, what do we have to lose. surely we could have made the first down with only inches to go.

Guess that's why I'm not a pro football coach. :)

[Reaper16]

Demoralize Williams

[BossChief]

Morgan is showing up around the ball alot that is a good sign.

[-King-]

Why does Garrard take the snap like that?

[Mr. Laz]

Demarrio Williams ... you worthless non-tackling POS

:cuss:

[bowener]

Oh teh noes!!11! They found our Achilles heel! Our defense...

[RINGLEADER]

The Chiefs are schitzo...they look good one minute then look completely lost the next.

[Frazod]

Apparently our defensive coordinator has money on Jacksonville today.

[Farzin]

Congrats to Josh Freeman with his first career NFL Touchdown!

[DeezNutz]

We're stout at the point of attack.

[Frazod]

Oh teh noes!!11! They found our Achilles heel! Our defense...

I thought it was our offense!

Oh fuck, we have two Achilles heels. :cuss:

[cdcox]

This attack is going to expose our LB.

[DeezNutz]

LMAO.

[bowener]

Oh, that isn't very good.

[Mecca]

And that RB just completely bitched Mike Brown.

[Saul Good]

The Chiefs are schitzo...they look good one minute then look completely lost the next.

...the next 59?

[SPchief]

thats game

[-King-]

Good job Mike Brown. You > Pollard huh?

[Dartgod]

WEll, it was fun for awhile.

[Jerm]

LOL nice tackle from Mike Brown as usual.
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[DeezNutz]

At least our run defense is improved.

Where's Hootie?

[Bwana]

ROFL

D-Tards!

[RINGLEADER]

:shake:

KC makes it look like we're playing with 6-7 on defense...

[MMXcalibur]

And it begins....

[bowener]

This attack is going to expose our LB.

As opposed to every other game?

[BossChief]

thanks Hali

[Reaper16]

Hahahaha.

[KC Jones]

hmmm... not sure how much more of this I can watch this year. :shake:

[Psyko Tek]

Career Day Defense Strikes again

scuze me while I get another beer
and a shot

[RINGLEADER]

Someone please tell Mike Brown this isn't tag football...

[Mr. Laz]

I thought it was our offense!

Oh ****, we have two Achilles heels. :cuss:

we have two heels, don't we?!?



therefore we have two Achilles :sulk:

[Mecca]

At least our run defense is improved.

Where's Hootie?

He's still busy trying to figure out how to get away from his whole Carson Palmer sucks line.

[Hammock Parties]

Mike Brown and DeMorrio Williams are going to be GIF'D UP this week!

SACKS O SHIT

[Chiefs=Champions]

The worst thing about being run on is its a constant reminder of how much u suck...

[damaticous]

bet haley was wishing he went for it on 4th now........ :(

[DeezNutz]

Mike Brown continues to play, yet people debate the validity of the phrase, "the right 53."

Bullfuckingshit.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Mike Brown cannot tackle. He's fucking worthless !

[RINGLEADER]

That Verizon commercial was great...but wouldn't trade the iPhone for anything...I don't spend a lot of time in rural Montana so it's not like I really care if they have a 3G network there...

[JuicesFlowing]

2 weeks of practice and they didn't learn to tackle .... OK

[BossChief]

wouldnt be so bad if we had a QB that could respond....

[bowener]

thanks Hali
He says, "You're welcome. I'm going to send you a fly swatter."

I don't know if that is an inside joke between you two or what, I was guessing it was a self degrading joke insinuating that he realizes he fucked that tackle up, but what do I know.

[Reaper16]

I'm starting to dread Pioli's offseason moves in the same way that I dread Dayton Moore's.

[Shag]

Both safeties got clowned on that one. Morgan tiptoed into the hole, and made zero effort at making the tackle...

[damaticous]

yeeeehaaaa for vetrans! than u for all you guys do and thank you for my freedom!

[Bob Dole]

Look like our efense already used up its one stop for the day...

[Mecca]

Mike Brown continues to play, yet people debate the validity of the phrase, "the right 53."

Bullfuckingshit.

See this is what gets me, we have several sacks of shit that continue to play yet we're suppose to believe that Derrick Johnson isn't playing cause he isn't good enough...right.

[Mr. Laz]

Both safeties got clowned on that one. Morgan tiptoed into the hole, and made zero effort at making the tackle...
yep

[Frazod]

wouldnt be so bad if we had a QB that could respond....

How dare you talk about our leading rusher that way. LMAO

[DeezNutz]

I'm starting to dread Pioli's offseason moves in the same way that I dread Dayton Moore's.

.

Royals fans are all too familiar with hype.

[KevB]

Mike Brown is shockingly slow.

[damaticous]

y is flag at half staff?

[bowener]

You know, upon rewatching that rushing TD it makes me think of what the Chiefs may have been like having Monroe as LT with Albert as LG. But hey, Jackson has been stellar (I know he is a rook, just being a dick).

[DeezNutz]

See this is what gets me, we have several sacks of shit that continue to play yet we're suppose to believe that Derrick Johnson isn't playing cause he isn't good enough...right.

Williams is here ---------------------------------------------------





Johnson is here ---------------------------------------------------

[Frazod]

Nice catch, douchebag.

[JuicesFlowing]

Lots of red in that stadium, damn.

[Bwana]

LMAO

[Mecca]

Mike Brown is shockingly slow.

We could probably out run him at this point.

[Shag]

y is flag at half staff?

Veterans Day this week.

[RedThat]

The Chiefs are losing...eh what else is new? ahahahahahahahahaha

[Mecca]

Charles is not nor will he ever be a return man, how long does this take to figure out cmon?

[MikeMaslowski]

Veterans Day this week.

And I think some places have it for the Ft. Hood murders.

[bowener]

See this is what gets me, we have several sacks of shit that continue to play yet we're suppose to believe that Derrick Johnson isn't playing cause he isn't good enough...right.

I think DJ must have come on to Haley or not come on to Haley, or came on Haley or didn't come on Haley... seems like a lovers quarrel or something.

[Farzin]

http://cbs2chicago.com/wireapsportsil/Chicago.Bears.DT.2.1299536.html

Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tommie Harris was ejected from Sunday's game against Arizona after just 65 seconds of play for slugging Cardinals offensive tackle Deuce Lutui.

[RedThat]

Charles is not nor will he ever be a return man, how long does this take to figure out cmon?

You see why I say this shoulda made a pitch for Joshua Cribbs?

[ArrowheadHawk]

Veterans Day this week.

Also Fort Hood shooting.

[EyePod]

at least the playcall was good? we came that direction and still got f'ed in the a. we suck dick
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[GoHuge]

Mike Brown and DeMorrio Williams are going to be GIF'D UP this week!

SACKS O SHIT
Williams blew it on all three of their big plays on that drive. But lets not put DJ in because he just isn't "starting to get it." If what Williams does is getting it I guess I really don't want to see the guys that aren't.
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[BossChief]

we need to respond in the worst way right now

[TRR]

Demorrio Williams is a joke. He can't tackle even when he gets to the right spot. He gets swarmed under in the run game as well
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[-King-]

Cmon Stonehands.

[Marcellus]

Both safeties got clowned on that one. Morgan tiptoed into the hole, and made zero effort at making the tackle...

Cant be. Morgan is the savior.

[Reaper16]

y is flag at half staff?
Because the Chiefs' saftey position has more bodies on the ground than Ft. Hood.

[Fritz88]

shit

[Shag]

Nice catch, Bradley...

[bowener]

Hey, look! Cassel was knocked down after he threw... gotta be a record for knockdowns against a team in a season.

[damaticous]

Veterans Day this week.

ahhhh. thank you!

I knew it was vetrans day this week, but wasn't expecting nfl to pay tribute till next week.

[DeezNutz]

Lots of traffic...

[soopamanluva]

Why are they not running the ball?

[ArrowheadHawk]

So Charles is productive so we try to throw the ball around.

[cdcox]

You can't throw every pass in the first 7 yards

[Shag]

ahhhh. thank you!

I knew it was vetrans day this week, but wasn't expecting nfl to pay tribute till next week.

It could also be the Ft. Hood shootings, as mentioned by others. Not exactly sure. Maybe both.

[EyePod]

http://cbs2chicago.com/wireapsportsil/Chicago.Bears.DT.2.1299536.html at least he left his guns at home...
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[Mecca]

Oh look a Lance Long sighting.

[bowener]

Well, nice catch Lance... we seem fucked already.

[Psyko Tek]

high pass
then a gi=uy hanging off you may screw the accuracy

[DeezNutz]

Cant be. Morgan is the savior.

Yeah, that's what people have been saying.

[Frazod]

Jesus. :(

[Bob Dole]

Hooray. Another 5 yard pass on 3rd down.

[Reaper16]

The Chiefs are the least fun team to watch in the NFL.

[BossChief]

garbage

[RedThat]

Chiefs last in the league in 3rd down conversions? now thats a winning formula!lol

[DeezNutz]

Fantastic punt.

[Shag]

Wow, what a punt...

[Blankey]

Wow nice punt

[bowener]

EEM VEE PEE!!!!!!!

[Mecca]

You can't throw every pass in the first 7 yards

Asking Cassel to throw down field is a losing proposition.

[-King-]

Co-MVP

[SPchief]

MVP

[damaticous]

dang! he had NO time to look for a receiver till he felt pressure. sheesh!

Thank u O line!

sheesh! 70 yard punt! wow!

[Fritz88]

Jags should relocate.

[BossChief]

good thing we have good kickers....

[GoHuge]

Bowe drops the ball again and just smiles. At least our best player just did his job on that monster punt.
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[Psyko Tek]

well are kicker rule

[damaticous]

It could also be the Ft. Hood shootings, as mentioned by others. Not exactly sure. Maybe both.

true.

[MikeMaslowski]

http://cbs2chicago.com/wireapsportsil/Chicago.Bears.DT.2.1299536.html

Are you the host the Chiefs Zone?

[Mecca]

Chiefs last in the league in 3rd down conversions? now thats a winning formula!lol

At one point their 3rd down conversion rate was the lowest any team had, had since 91.

[Galileo Humpkins]

"Lance Long dropped the ball."

That's what Brinna Banks said.

[RedThat]

The Chiefs are the least fun team to watch in the NFL.

I just want to give a big thank you to Clark hunt for giving this team outstanding product on the field on Sundays

[bowener]

Hooray. Another thwarted sack by Cassel moving up in the pocket, giving his OL the finger and dumping it off to the only open player on an under route. Another 5 yard pass on 3rd down.

FYP

[EyePod]

i hate the workout i've been doing this season. kc chiefs workout: 5 pushups for every point we give up
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[Hydrae]

I have a hard time deciding who our MVP is, our punter or our place kicker. :sulk:

[Mecca]

dang! he had NO time to look for a receiver till he felt pressure. sheesh!

Thank u O line!

sheesh! 70 yard punt! wow!

He feels pressure when it's not there too so at this point I'm not really sure it matters.

[cdcox]

Asking Cassel to throw down field is a losing proposition.

If that is true, he isn't ever going to be a winning QB. You have to use the whole field. Simple as that.

[Fritz88]

Sandra Bullock looks like a raider's fan butt in Oher's movie.

[EyePod]

and cassel doesnt seem to be our answer at qb
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[Reaper16]

I just want to give a big thank you to Clark hunt for giving this team outstanding product on the field on Sundays
Give more thanks to Scott Pioli.

[bowener]

How many times now has JAX faked the reverse? Does anyone else get the feeling the D is going to get fucked by that and burned for an 80+ TD sometime today?

I do.

[BossChief]

if our safeties could help against the big play, we could win this game.

[DeezNutz]

If that is true, he isn't ever going to be a winning QB. You have to use the whole field. Simple as that.

Lenny gets pissed when teams don't at least try to stretch the field early.

[Mecca]

If that is true, he isn't ever going to be a winning QB. You have to use the whole field. Simple as that.

And that will explain why several people didn't want him.

[Shag]

How was that not a hold on Hali??

[EyePod]

why throw to the guy that was further out and could have a blocker? i hate our stupod team. but i continue to watch. when im out and about i philly in my chiefs gear i get worse looks than a cutter would...
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[SPchief]

That has to be holding

[ArrowheadHawk]

Holding.

[-King-]

Holding?

[cdcox]

Vrabel abused and exposed.

[DeezNutz]

Thank you, Monroe.

[bowener]

i hate the workout i've been doing this season. kc chiefs workout: 5 pushups for every point we give up
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Damn, seems as dangerous as mine. FWIW I masturbate furiously every time we lose. My testicles have gone on strike.

[Bob Dole]

Nice of the announcers to cmopletely ignore the takedown in the backfield.

[BossChief]

too bad Hali has 6 inch arms...at least monrow got called for the hold

[Psyko Tek]

How many times now has JAX faked the reverse? Does anyone else get the feeling the D is going to get fucked by that and burned for an 80+ TD sometime today?

I do.

nah
we done pursue fast enough to get beat onna fake

jebus
we got no de
and the refs help

[RedThat]

Good call by the refs!

[Shag]

Thank you, Monroe.

Without the hold, Garrard is sacked...

[KevB]

Way to lay down the law Morgan, good lord. He got trucked by a WR.

[Mecca]

So they decide to get burned anyway.

[ArrowheadHawk]

Well fuck.

[QuikSsurfer]

rofl....



fuck

[-King-]

Insert penis in asshole.

[Bob Dole]

Hooray efense.