'Hamas' Jenkins
11-15-2009, 11:35 PM
<o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="City"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="PlaceName"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="place"></o:smarttagtype><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" LatentStyleCount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id=ieooui></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <!--[if !supportLists]-->·The run defense still sucks hind tit. I don’t care how many two yard stuffs they give up, they still get gashed far too often.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·<st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place>’s inability to throw a deep ball reared its head on 3<sup>rd</sup> and long in the first. He had Chambers for a long possession, but threw a flutterball that gave the corner plenty of time to close, as Chambers had to slow down to a crawl so that he didn’t overrun the pass. However, that was a beautiful pitch and catch on first down to Chambers for a 30+ yard gain. The best thing I’ve seen from <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> all year was the way that he took Savage aside and talked to him after that muffed punt TO. That’s what leadership is. It’s good to see him show that.
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<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Lance Long fucking sucks<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Sometimes <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> has true shit for brains. Taking that delay on 3<sup>rd</sup> and 9. Are you fucking serious?<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·What did I say about Jamal Motherfucking Charles? WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY?<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Fuck Dantrell Savage.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Kolby Smith is diet LJ<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·From what I saw, Alleman wasn’t much of an upgrade over Goff. We still have the worst interior line in football.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Mike Carey is still one of the worst officials and the dumbest motherfuckers alive. I’ve never seen such an incompetent NFL official this side of Jeff Triplette. <!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Bowe saved <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place>’s ass big time on that would-a-been Pick 6 by Chris Johnson.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Thank God for <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Bob</st1:placename> <st1:placename w:st="on">Gallery</st1:placename></st1:place> and DHB.<!--[endif]-->
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·Thank God for blown coverage.<!--[endif]-->
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·Holy shit, we look like a real football team, and then <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> goes full retard on goal to go.<!--[endif]-->
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·The Raiders just kept bailing us out today. DHB’s drop, Gallery’s trip, inaccuracy from Russell, dropped passes, penalties on 3<sup>rd</sup> down. That was a cavalcade of dipshittery.<!--[endif]-->
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·Bowe needs to be targeted 18 times a game. Every time we throw it to him, something good seems to happen. <!--[endif]-->
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·I don’t know if I’ve ever seen any game in NFL history where neither team had a 3<sup>rd</sup> Down conversion in the first half.<!--[endif]-->
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·FUCK OFF MO’, FUCK YOU!!<!--[endif]-->
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·<st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> lacks the arm strength to consistently throw the deep out.<!--[endif]-->
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·There was little variety or consistency in the running game. Too many draws on top of draws.<!--[endif]-->
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·Steve Tasker is an idiot, not only could he not speak, but he was wrong about a number of things, such as claiming we can’t run from anywhere but shotgun when our longest run of the game was Charles’ toss from under center for a TD.<!--[endif]-->
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·Looked like Vrabel dislocated his broke dick on <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Oakland</st1:place></st1:city>’s first drive of the second half.<!--[endif]-->
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·The Raiders kept running off the A gap to Edwards’ left side. They obviously saw something there in the first half, and thought Satele could manhandle him 1-on-1.<!--[endif]-->
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·Jesus Fucking Christ the Raiders are stupid. They could have just fallen on that Bowe fumble three times. Lucky.<!--[endif]-->
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·Sprint Right Option on 4<sup>th</sup> and a half yard…..<!--[endif]-->
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·I bet Taylor Swift has a vagina like a mouse’s ear<!--[endif]-->
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·Hali wore Mario Henderson out, and got screwed on that RTP penalty.<!--[endif]-->
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·What the fuck was <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> thinking on those Shotgun handoffs to Charles on 1<sup>st</sup><sup>st</sup> down from the 50 near the end of the 3<sup>rd</sup>? Jebus.<!--[endif]--> and Goal and 1
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·OH MY GOD!! BAH GAWD KING!! THAT’S BRUCE GRADKOWSKI’S MUSIC!!<!--[endif]-->
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·3<sup>rd</sup> and 1 throwing a pass first play of the 4<sup>th</sup>….
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·I’m really pissed that Gus Johnson didn’t break out his “Getting Away from the Cops Speed” line for Charles’ TD.<!--[endif]-->
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·QB Draw on 3<sup>rd</sup> and 7….ROFLCopter. We deserve to lose with playcalls like that.<!--[endif]-->
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·Still too much Pederass Prevent late in the game. <!--[endif]-->
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·That was a truly awful football game any way you look at it, one of the worst I’ve ever seen, but at least the Chiefs got a win. More importantly, <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place><!--[endif]--> actually showed some intangibles for the first time today.
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<!--[if !supportLists]-->·<st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place>’s inability to throw a deep ball reared its head on 3<sup>rd</sup> and long in the first. He had Chambers for a long possession, but threw a flutterball that gave the corner plenty of time to close, as Chambers had to slow down to a crawl so that he didn’t overrun the pass. However, that was a beautiful pitch and catch on first down to Chambers for a 30+ yard gain. The best thing I’ve seen from <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> all year was the way that he took Savage aside and talked to him after that muffed punt TO. That’s what leadership is. It’s good to see him show that.
<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Lance Long fucking sucks<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Sometimes <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> has true shit for brains. Taking that delay on 3<sup>rd</sup> and 9. Are you fucking serious?<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·What did I say about Jamal Motherfucking Charles? WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY?<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Fuck Dantrell Savage.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Kolby Smith is diet LJ<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·From what I saw, Alleman wasn’t much of an upgrade over Goff. We still have the worst interior line in football.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Mike Carey is still one of the worst officials and the dumbest motherfuckers alive. I’ve never seen such an incompetent NFL official this side of Jeff Triplette. <!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Bowe saved <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place>’s ass big time on that would-a-been Pick 6 by Chris Johnson.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->·Thank God for <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Bob</st1:placename> <st1:placename w:st="on">Gallery</st1:placename></st1:place> and DHB.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·Thank God for blown coverage.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·Holy shit, we look like a real football team, and then <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> goes full retard on goal to go.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·The Raiders just kept bailing us out today. DHB’s drop, Gallery’s trip, inaccuracy from Russell, dropped passes, penalties on 3<sup>rd</sup> down. That was a cavalcade of dipshittery.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·Bowe needs to be targeted 18 times a game. Every time we throw it to him, something good seems to happen. <!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·I don’t know if I’ve ever seen any game in NFL history where neither team had a 3<sup>rd</sup> Down conversion in the first half.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·FUCK OFF MO’, FUCK YOU!!<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·<st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> lacks the arm strength to consistently throw the deep out.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·There was little variety or consistency in the running game. Too many draws on top of draws.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·Steve Tasker is an idiot, not only could he not speak, but he was wrong about a number of things, such as claiming we can’t run from anywhere but shotgun when our longest run of the game was Charles’ toss from under center for a TD.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·Looked like Vrabel dislocated his broke dick on <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Oakland</st1:place></st1:city>’s first drive of the second half.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·The Raiders kept running off the A gap to Edwards’ left side. They obviously saw something there in the first half, and thought Satele could manhandle him 1-on-1.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·Jesus Fucking Christ the Raiders are stupid. They could have just fallen on that Bowe fumble three times. Lucky.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·Sprint Right Option on 4<sup>th</sup> and a half yard…..<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·I bet Taylor Swift has a vagina like a mouse’s ear<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·Hali wore Mario Henderson out, and got screwed on that RTP penalty.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·What the fuck was <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place> thinking on those Shotgun handoffs to Charles on 1<sup>st</sup><sup>st</sup> down from the 50 near the end of the 3<sup>rd</sup>? Jebus.<!--[endif]--> and Goal and 1
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·OH MY GOD!! BAH GAWD KING!! THAT’S BRUCE GRADKOWSKI’S MUSIC!!<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·3<sup>rd</sup> and 1 throwing a pass first play of the 4<sup>th</sup>….
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·I’m really pissed that Gus Johnson didn’t break out his “Getting Away from the Cops Speed” line for Charles’ TD.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·QB Draw on 3<sup>rd</sup> and 7….ROFLCopter. We deserve to lose with playcalls like that.<!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·Still too much Pederass Prevent late in the game. <!--[endif]-->
<!--[if !supportLists]-->
·That was a truly awful football game any way you look at it, one of the worst I’ve ever seen, but at least the Chiefs got a win. More importantly, <st1:place w:st="on">Cassel</st1:place><!--[endif]--> actually showed some intangibles for the first time today.
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