Life Love blows. [Archive]

Tactical Funky

11-17-2009, 02:27 AM

I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.

Hammock Parties

11-17-2009, 02:32 AM

loooooooooove scaaaaaaaaars

big nasty kcnut

11-17-2009, 03:02 AM

Well you won't know till you ask her out if she'll accept. As far as the whole manwhore thing that so what if you really like her then you work on burying the whoreness and have females friends help you out.

Param

11-17-2009, 03:23 AM

put it in her butt

Taco John

11-17-2009, 04:25 AM

If you love someone, let them go.

And follow them from a safe distance until they love you back.

Extra Point

11-17-2009, 05:44 AM

How good does it feel to be a manwhore, since you won't ask her out?

Kerberos

11-17-2009, 05:50 AM

loooooooooove scaaaaaaaaars

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Hog's Gone Fishin

11-17-2009, 05:55 AM

I always carry a spare bag of semen with me just in case.

Kerberos

11-17-2009, 06:23 AM

I always carry a spare bag of semen with me just in case.

Is it your own?

cookster50

11-17-2009, 06:43 AM

Big thread of FAIL!

Bugeater

11-17-2009, 06:45 AM

ChiefJustice

11-17-2009, 07:02 AM

If you love someone, let them go.

And follow them from a safe distance until they love you back.

So,TJ.....when did you start stalking GoatCheese?

JD10367

11-17-2009, 07:10 AM

I thought this was gonna be a Courtney Love NSFW thread.

Not sure whether I'm disappointed it's not, or happy it's not.

stlchiefs

11-17-2009, 07:29 AM

Iowanian

11-17-2009, 07:39 AM

Isn't this how the Spongegums hilarity began?

Nothing personal, but I've started a tradition for this threads that I must keep.

"Next to having sex with another man, this thread is your gayest moment"

. Please feel free to continue the assistance.

Iowanian

11-17-2009, 07:40 AM

Tip.

The commerical keeps saying "every kiss begins with K". I believe alot more of them begin with Busch Light.

JD10367

11-17-2009, 07:42 AM

Grow a pair and ask her out. Worst thing she can say is no.

It's like walking up to a closed door and hearing muffled sounds of what might be a party. It very well might be. Or it might be Zed and the Gimp giving it to Marcellus up the poop-chute*. But you'll never know unless you open the door... and if you don't open the door, you KNOW you ain't getting anything, so why not try?

*of course, finding Marcellus getting ass-raped might be your definition of a party as well, but that's an issue for a different thread...

Rausch

11-17-2009, 08:54 AM

If you love someone, let them go.

And follow them from a safe distance until they love you back.

LMAO

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/12/7/633642656695551856-beingcreepy.jpg

Bwana

11-17-2009, 09:03 AM

Love blows.[/B]

Until you get married, then not so much. :hmmm:

Redrum_69

11-17-2009, 09:04 AM

I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.

PIIHB

RaiderH8r

11-17-2009, 09:14 AM

I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.

Dude, somewhere your testicles are rolling around without an owner. My advice is to find them.

Stop being a pussy. Shit or get off the pot. If you want to change the nature of your relationship with her you're going to have to pull the trigger. Either you'll f it up or you won't. If you f it up, big deal, move on. Whatever. I don't even know why I bother.

Rausch

11-17-2009, 09:19 AM

Dude, somewhere your testicles are rolling around without an owner. My advice is to find them.

Stop being a pussy. Shit or get off the pot. If you want to change the nature of your relationship with her you're going to have to pull the trigger. Either you'll f it up or you won't. If you f it up, big deal, move on. Whatever. I don't even know why I bother.

It's better to have tried and failed than to have stood around with your thumb up your ass while some other guy back-mounted your crush in the bed of a rusted out pickup...

Redrum_69

11-17-2009, 09:27 AM

I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.

This is what you do...

sign up for a year membership to L A C ( Lawrence Athletic Club)

ask her out on a workout date. trust me...and tell her to pack a bikini.

have her meet you at the LAC

start by stretching (check her out while shes stretching)

then do some yoga (check her out being all flexible and the other women around you)

then do some light weights followed by carido (check out her calves)

then do some laps in their pool (check out her bikini)

and finally ask her out to juice stop for a "Coach's Choice" smoothie

Rain Man

11-17-2009, 09:29 AM

It's better to have tried and failed than to have stood around with your thumb up your ass while some other guy back-mounted your crush in the bed of a rusted out pickup...

Billy Bob Shakespeare?

RockChalk

11-17-2009, 09:30 AM

This is what you do...

sign up for a year membership to L A C ( Lawrence Athletic Club)

ask her out on a workout date. trust me...and tell her to pack a bikini.

have her meet you at the LAC

start by stretching (check her out while shes stretching)

then do some yoga (check her out being all flexible and the other women around you)

then do some light weights followed by carido (check out her calves)

then do some laps in their pool (check out her bikini)

and finally ask her out to juice stop for a "Coach's Choice" smoothie

Then put it in the butt of Redrum's mom

The Franchise

11-17-2009, 09:54 AM

This thread is worthless without pics.

AKA

TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!

Demonpenz

11-17-2009, 10:06 AM

rent Def Jams how to be a player. bill belamy changed my ways of manwhoreish ways

Rausch

11-17-2009, 10:09 AM

Billy Bob Shakespeare?

Nobody stops to read the restroom prose anymore...

angelo

11-17-2009, 10:11 AM

Just go ahead a buy this

http://www.amazon.com/Sid-Nancy-Pray-Rain/dp/B00005BJKA

It will save you some time.

Ang

Rausch

11-17-2009, 10:13 AM

Just go ahead a buy this

http://www.amazon.com/Sid-Nancy-Pray-Rain/dp/B00005BJKA

It will save you some time.

Ang

And around 40 extra years of living...

MOhillbilly

11-17-2009, 10:13 AM

Manwhore? Why would one refer to hisself as a 'whore' in any way shape or form.

Pimps & Hos. Thats it, thats the list.

So by your definition yous a Ho. Fer shame son:shake:

Lumpy

11-17-2009, 10:15 AM

This is what you do...

sign up for a year membership to L A C ( Lawrence Athletic Club)

ask her out on a workout date. trust me...and tell her to pack a bikini.

have her meet you at the LAC

start by stretching (check her out while shes stretching)

then do some yoga (check her out being all flexible and the other women around you)

then do some light weights followed by carido (check out her calves)

then do some laps in their pool (check out her bikini)

and finally ask her out to juice stop for a "Coach's Choice" smoothie

Be sure to pack a polo shirt for later... and whatever u do, don't forget to pop the collar!!!

FYP

BY1401

11-17-2009, 10:19 AM

This is what you do...

sign up for a year membership to L A C ( Lawrence Athletic Club)

ask her out on a workout date. trust me...and tell her to pack a bikini.

have her meet you at the LAC

start by stretching (check her out while shes stretching)

then do some yoga (check her out being all flexible and the other women around you)

then do some light weights followed by carido (check out her calves)

then do some laps in their pool (check out her bikini)

and finally ask her out to juice stop for a "Coach's Choice" smoothie

Be sure to pack a polo shirt for later... and whatever u do, don't forget to pop the collar!!!

He can also borrow my Corvette if it'll help.

KCUnited

11-17-2009, 10:22 AM

Ah, the old I used to be a player now I'm in love thread. Also know as turning 25, have a good one!

Jilly

11-17-2009, 11:08 AM

I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.

I thought you were dating an older woman?

luv

11-17-2009, 11:15 AM

I thought you were dating an older woman?

I believe he's sleeping with an older woman.

Jilly

11-17-2009, 11:17 AM

I believe he's sleeping with an older woman.

man, old people love their sleep

gblowfish

11-17-2009, 11:17 AM

Love doesn't blow.

It swallows.

Thanks, I'll be here all week.
Try the veal.
Tip your waitress...

Buck

11-17-2009, 11:49 AM

Mr. Plow usually has sound advice when it comes to stuff like this.

Mr. Laz

11-17-2009, 12:27 PM

I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.
Been there, bro.

Kerberos

11-17-2009, 01:35 PM

Manwhore? Why would one refer to hisself as a 'whore' in any way shape or form.

Pimps & Hos. Thats it, thats the list.

So by your definition yous a Ho. Fer shame son:shake:

What?? Are you questioning the right to be a "manwhore"?

Why you ungrateful "He-Bitch" :D

Jilly

11-17-2009, 01:36 PM

Mr. Plow usually has sound advice when it comes to stuff like this.

Mr. Plow has his head up the ass of modern warfare 2.

thecoffeeguy

11-17-2009, 03:01 PM

Love is like a circle...

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Rausch

11-17-2009, 03:03 PM

Love is like a circle...

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This is the only wedding I've ever seen more creepy than my own.

I'm taken aback and...ugh.

Iowanian

11-17-2009, 03:16 PM

You should do something really manly compared to this thread and....watch GREASE.

Tactical Funky

11-17-2009, 04:33 PM

LMAO

Thanks for the advice, all. And the laughs. Yeah, this thread was pretty emo of me. :doh!:

I'm going to let 'em hang and ask her out. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.