Life The problem with internet girlfriends [Archive]

Hammock Parties

11-18-2009, 05:47 PM

This is what happens when people are fucking stupid.

I'm not buying $1000 worth of airfare to go meet some chick that I've only seen ONE picture of.

No shit.

I had a few great conversations with this girl in Arizona, and she really wanted to bone me, like, all weekend, but she had a few small pictures and NO full body shots...and she wants me to fly out? No fucking way.

Donger

11-18-2009, 05:47 PM

A two hundred dollar diamond necklace that's gorgeous?

LMAO

The Franchise

11-18-2009, 05:48 PM

No shit.

I had a few great conversations with this girl in Arizona, and she really wanted to bone me, like, all weekend, but she had a few small pictures and NO full body shots...and she wants me to fly out? No fucking way.

I don't understand why guys are talking to girls that are half-way across the fucking United States. Look locally.....fuck.

Hog's Gone Fishin

11-18-2009, 05:49 PM

I just filled one full of cum that looked identical.

Oh wait!

88TG88

11-18-2009, 05:50 PM

I just filled one full of cum that looked identical.

Oh wait!

LMAO

Hammock Parties

11-18-2009, 05:50 PM

I don't understand why guys are talking to girls that are half-way across the fucking United States. Look locally.....fuck.

Yeah that was back when I first started...dumb.

DumbHillbillies

11-18-2009, 05:50 PM

Too funny

luv

11-18-2009, 05:50 PM

Okay, I read her email far enough to read "I love you every bit as much as I said I did." WHAT. THE. FUCK. They were telling each other "I love you" before they even met in person??? I don't know which is worse - her lying to him about her looks, or him being desparate enough to fall for it.

The Franchise

11-18-2009, 05:51 PM

stevieray

11-18-2009, 05:52 PM

1000 bucks?

pffft..if he would've taken her out for a night of fine dining, she might've looked at the menu and said..."OK"

KCUnited

11-18-2009, 05:53 PM

Where's ol boys picture? People got to know if something is to good to be true. If the chick doesn't look like someone that would talk to you in real life, she's not real.

11-18-2009, 06:02 PM

These kids today.....

In my day we met women in bars, face to face. And we bought them drinks until they were drunk enough to want to fuck us, and then we went home for unprotected sex. And we were happy that way, without any computers or cell phones!

Skip Towne

11-18-2009, 06:08 PM

Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

JohninGpt

11-18-2009, 06:09 PM

I just filled one full of cum that looked identical.

Oh wait!

Just how many oinkers have you "done" today?

The Franchise

11-18-2009, 06:10 PM

T-post Tom

11-18-2009, 06:10 PM

I'd hit it. (With a sledgehammer.)

Hammock Parties

11-18-2009, 06:11 PM

Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

Use plenty of fish. There are lots of horny older girls on there.

Don't pay. Under any circumstances.

You just need to upload a few photos of yourself and write a little bit. Use good grammar and spelling, chicks hate dumbasses.

luv

11-18-2009, 06:12 PM

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

8AM? You think old women sleep in that late?

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-18-2009, 06:12 PM

Teh intrawebs is creepy.

Skip Towne

11-18-2009, 06:13 PM

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

I don't want a wrinkly old bitch. I want one of those hot ones like GoChiefs gets.

JohninGpt

11-18-2009, 06:14 PM

Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

I'd try Waffle House, I hear the night crew is good if you need a quick confidence builder.

Hammock Parties

11-18-2009, 06:15 PM

I don't want a wrinkly old bitch. I want one of those hot ones like GoChiefs gets.

You might be able to get some girl in her late 40s. There are lots of those.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-18-2009, 06:20 PM

I'd try Waffle House, I hear the night crew is good if you need a quick confidence builder.

I'm thinking Mel's Diner would be a good pickup spot for Skip:

http://www.tinseltowntrash.com/images/holliday2.jpg

Dating Tip: She's a big Tom Jones fan.

"Bob" Dobbs

11-18-2009, 06:43 PM

I would the whole thing.Yeah, but it'd take a while.

JohninGpt

11-18-2009, 06:45 PM

Yeah, but it'd take a while.

Not if you have a bag of flour.

A BIG bag of flour.

Chiefspants

11-18-2009, 06:54 PM

I accidentally the entire thing.

Spott

11-18-2009, 06:57 PM

Damn, either that girl has an extra ass in the front or she's got breasts growing out of her waist.

JohninGpt

11-18-2009, 07:11 PM

Damn, either that girl has an extra ass in the front or she's got breasts growing out of her waist.

The most amazingly disgusting FUPA ever.

Param

11-18-2009, 07:19 PM

$10 webcam?

11-18-2009, 07:48 PM

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

8 AM seems a little late to meet seniors. Unless you're talking about the early lunch crowd.

Jack

11-18-2009, 08:59 PM

The odds are good for finding female companionship on the 'net. But the goods are odd. . .

Rudy tossed tigger's salad

11-18-2009, 09:01 PM

$10 webcam?

no shit. end of thread. fuck that guy

Fairplay

11-18-2009, 09:02 PM

She has a nice personality.

:rolleyes:

KCChiefsMan

11-18-2009, 09:06 PM

I am just a little T.O.ed that she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet

notorious

11-18-2009, 09:16 PM

These kids today.....

In my day we met women in bars, face to face. And we bought them drinks until they were drunk enough to want to **** us, and then we went home for unprotected sex. And we were happy that way, without any computers or cell phones!

The cell phone thing was nice. There was only one place where they could get me: home. No nagging cell calls at the bar or never-ending bullshit texts. It was easy to get away.

Thank God my wife doesn't do all of that immature bullshit some of my old girlfriends did.

luv

11-18-2009, 09:30 PM

The cell phone thing was nice. There was only one place where they could get me: home. No nagging cell calls at the bar or never-ending bullshit texts. It was easy to get away.

Thank God my wife doesn't do all of that immature bullshit some of my old girlfriends did.

Cell phones are a nightmare first date's perfect out.

alanm

11-18-2009, 09:53 PM

joesomebody

11-19-2009, 12:18 AM

Sorry, maybe I'm wrong. I haven't tested this theory in person. But I feel that if a girl is looking for an internet boyfriend, wtf? I have yet to go to a bar and see just about ANY girl have a problem finding some poor drunken shlub that isn't drunk enough to give it a try. I guess girls are probably looking for more than that, so POSSIBLY there are a few women actually looking for a serious date online. I would take any and all photos with a grain of salt though.

As to the girls looking for internet boyfriends. They are not looking for marriage, they are looking for a shy, piece of ass that won't cost them 80$ worth of drinks to take home.

Go the the bar, have a good time. Actually talk to people and you will have a far better time than waiting around for internet dating sites to work. Just my $.02.

Hammock Parties

11-19-2009, 12:23 AM

I would take any and all photos with a grain of salt though.

Most of the girls I have met have looked better than their photos. Only one really looked worse. And it was a trainwreck.

joesomebody

11-19-2009, 12:37 AM

Most of the girls I have met have looked better than their photos. Only one really looked worse. And it was a trainwreck.Then keep after it. I guess I have a false opinion of online dating. I am dating an absolutely awesome girl right now, but as far as the dating scene goes in general... it typically sucks. I always figured if the ugly bitches I see at the bars and in class get dates and men, then the girls on the internet must be sort of like that naked dude with all the ammo, guns, and guitar hero controllers.

Hammock Parties

11-19-2009, 12:40 AM

Then keep after it. I guess I have a false opinion of online dating. I am dating an absolutely awesome girl right now, but as far as the dating scene goes in general... it typically sucks. I always figured if the ugly bitches I see at the bars and in class get dates and men, then the girls on the internet must be sort of like that naked dude with all the ammo, guns, and guitar hero controllers.

Surprisingly there are a LOT of hot girls on these sites.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=13692936

Especially if you start looking at the ones in their 30s.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member15695913.htm

alnorth

11-19-2009, 12:43 AM

No sympathy. Leaving aside the whole internet girlfriend thing, if you ARE going to do it, then this is 2009. Before you drop hundreds of dollars on a trip, ask her to get a cheapo $20-30 cam from Best Buy, and have your internet chatting via video stream for a few weeks on stickam or something.

joesomebody

11-19-2009, 12:47 AM

Surprisingly there are a LOT of hot girls on these sites.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=13692936

Especially if you start looking at the ones in their 30s.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member15695913.htmNext time I'm in a rut I may choose to believe you on this. I still find it hard to believe though...

If you have tried this, and met decent looking and acting women on these sites, did they seem desperate and quick to try and "lock" down a relationship? Otherwise I cannot figure out why decent looking women would need to pay money to meet guys. In my experience it is difficult to meet a decent woman, but the women have no trouble meeting candidates and weed through us like we amount to little more than pawns on a chess board.

Again, I've met some great girls and am currently dating one who would land at or near the top of that heap, but it's not easy out there right now. I just have never thought internet dating a feasible option. It's the fricken interwebs...

Mr. Flopnuts

11-19-2009, 12:49 AM

I would :Lin: the whole thing.

Bugeater

11-19-2009, 12:51 AM

The close-up of the front butt really wasn't necessary...

Hammock Parties

11-19-2009, 12:53 AM

If you have tried this, and met decent looking and acting women on these sites, did they seem desperate and quick to try and "lock" down a relationship? Otherwise I cannot figure out why decent looking women would need to pay money to meet guys.

None of them were desperate. I could probably use a hot, desperate girl.

POF is free. So is OKCupid. The ones on the pay sites are probably more serious about it, though.

joesomebody

11-19-2009, 12:54 AM

The close-up of the front butt really wasn't necessary...Yeah... how does that even happen? Not that I really want to know, but what the hell?

The best part is that she likes dogs that are about the same size as her midnight snacks.

joesomebody

11-19-2009, 12:56 AM

None of them were desperate. I could probably use a hot, desperate girl.

POF is free. So is OKCupid. The ones on the pay sites are probably more serious about it, though.Interesting. Good to know I suppose. I'll quit judging the internet relationship types so hard then. Though I guess this thread was started to reinforce my preconceived opinions on the matter.

'Hamas' Jenkins

11-19-2009, 12:58 AM

Junk in the.....hood?

Bugeater

11-19-2009, 12:58 AM

Yeah... how does that even happen? Not that I really want to know, but what the hell?

The best part is that she likes dogs that are about the same size as her midnight snacks.
I'd rather not have to think about it long enough to come up with an explanation for it.

Mr. Flopnuts

11-19-2009, 01:00 AM

The close-up of the front butt really wasn't necessary...

That's called a bif. A butt in front.

Hammock Parties

11-19-2009, 01:00 AM

Interesting. Good to know I suppose. I'll quit judging the internet relationship types so hard then. Though I guess this thread was started to reinforce my preconceived opinions on the matter.

That guy was a dumbass.

I will say this - BEWARE. There are lots of whales using myspace angles out there. If you're not sure about someone's looks, don't go any further until you are.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-19-2009, 01:04 AM

That's called a bif. A butt in front.

I stand in awe of your knowledge database, Sir.:D

Mr. Flopnuts

11-19-2009, 01:05 AM

I stand in awe of your knowledge database, Sir.:D

Hey bruther, I'm here to help. The Spanish and Dutchmen often refer to the bif as fapa. Fat above pussy area.

Jenson71

11-19-2009, 01:06 AM

Use skype.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-19-2009, 01:07 AM

Hey bruther, I'm here to help. The Spanish and Dutchmen often refer to the bif as fapa. Fat above pussy area.

ROFL You got Rep.

Mr. Flopnuts

11-19-2009, 01:11 AM

ROFL You got Rep.

If you really want to fit into a culture, these are the types of things one must know.

Hammock Parties

11-19-2009, 01:11 AM

Wow, seriously. What the fuck. It does boggle the mind, joe.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15863694

http://imgur.com/KW4kh.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Mr. Flopnuts

11-19-2009, 01:13 AM

Wow, seriously. What the fuck. It does boggle the mind, joe.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15863694

http://imgur.com/KW4kh.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

IPIIHB

sportsman1

11-19-2009, 01:13 AM

That one is trained in the art of sucking C**k!

joesomebody

11-19-2009, 01:37 AM

Wow, seriously. What the ****. It does boggle the mind, joe.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15863694

http://imgur.com/KW4kh.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)I still call hoax. She looks good. Though that particular pic makes her look like she should be reporting along side Ron Burgundy.http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/films/Pfilm2286879908782.jpgStay Classy!

Hammock Parties

11-19-2009, 01:39 AM

No way it's a hoax. Were it a hoax she'd make it easier for anyone to contact her.

Frazod

11-19-2009, 01:41 AM

I'm sure I've told the story of my ex-roommate's nasty ass rotten tooth skank of a girlfriend who did phone sex from their bedroom. Dude thinks the smoking hot fox from the magazine is talking dirty to him for $5 a minute. If only he knew.... :Lin:

Smoking hot fox does NOT talk dirty to you on the phone for money, or need to find love on teh interwebs.

Silock

11-19-2009, 05:11 AM

I would the whole thing.

I think she the whole thing a few times.

Silock

11-19-2009, 05:12 AM

That's called a bif. A butt in front.

Frontbutt.

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

Also known as Two-Ass Syndrome (one in the back, one in the front).

Silock

11-19-2009, 05:12 AM

Hey bruther, I'm here to help. The Spanish and Dutchmen often refer to the bif as fapa. Fat above pussy area.

It's FUPA. Always has been, always will be :)

Rausch

11-19-2009, 05:25 AM

Frontbutt.

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

Also known as Two-Ass Syndrome (one in the back, one in the front).

The good news is that either way you get to PIIHB...

Silock

11-19-2009, 05:26 AM

The good news is that either way you get to PIIHB...

True, and there's a 10% less chance of finding corn in her crack. I'm not sure which side has less of a chance, though.

Rausch

11-19-2009, 05:27 AM

True, and there's a 10% less chance of finding corn in her crack. I'm not sure which side has less of a chance, though.

You're setting yourself up for the joke in Killing Zoe.

Don't fuck with me...:shake:

Sofa King

11-19-2009, 08:46 AM

Frontbutt.

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

Also known as Two-Ass Syndrome (one in the back, one in the front).

i just stick with the ever popular "Puss Bulge" , works for me...

that being said, in the little story, it says she used a picture of her friend as her pic...

my question is where is that friend? cause i would the whole thing...

BY1401

11-19-2009, 09:26 AM

A two hundred dollar diamond necklace that's gorgeous?

LMAO

My first thought was cubic zirconia.

InChiefsHeaven

11-19-2009, 09:27 AM

I would have responded that she needs to go on the Biggest Loser so I can see her commitment to fixing herself...

...not really, btw. I would not be dating on the web. I'm glad I'm married, the world has gone fuggin' insane...

BigMeatballDave

11-19-2009, 09:38 AM

Thats for people who have a low self esteem and have trouble meeting people in everyday life.This is an ignorant statement. I use dating sites to meet women. I dont drink and I refuse to meet women in bars.

Nixhex

11-19-2009, 09:38 AM

You really got to watch out for the myspace angle pics. That shit will get you everytime. :LMAO:

BigMeatballDave

11-19-2009, 09:39 AM

This is what happens when people are ****ing stupid.

I'm not buying $1000 worth of airfare to go meet some chick that I've only seen ONE picture of.This x1000

wildcat09

11-19-2009, 09:39 AM

I am just a little T.O.ed that she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet

you would have to combine about 3 different pics

wildcat09

11-19-2009, 09:40 AM

i just stick with the ever popular "Puss Bulge" , works for me...

that being said, in the little story, it says she used a picture of her friend as her pic...

my question is where is that friend? cause i would the whole thing...

another term for such a condition is a "Gunt"........the combo of a gut and a.......well, you know

BigMeatballDave

11-19-2009, 09:41 AM

I don't understand why guys are talking to girls that are half-way across the ****ing United States. Look locally.....****.Yep. I wont talk to anyone more than 30-40 miles away now.

BigMeatballDave

11-19-2009, 09:42 AM

1000 bucks?

pffft..if he would've taken her out for a night of fine dining, she might've looked at the menu and said..."OK"ROFL

El Jefe

11-19-2009, 09:46 AM

He spent $200 dollars on a gorgeous necklace, sounds like he went all out LMAO.

wildcat09

11-19-2009, 09:48 AM

He spent $200 dollars on a gorgeous necklace, sounds like he went all out LMAO.

He went to Jared......

Nixhex

11-19-2009, 09:49 AM

I think her head is on backwards. I'm pretty sure.

Frazod

11-19-2009, 09:51 AM

I think her head is on backwards. I'm pretty sure.

You mean like Mel Brooks in Spaceballs?

Nixhex

11-19-2009, 09:54 AM

You mean like Mel Brooks in Spaceballs?

Exactly.

Baby got front!

~Sir Mix a Lot

Kerberos

11-19-2009, 09:56 AM

Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

I recommend getting involved in the McDonalds coffee club. A lot of hook ups after a couple pots of Java.

ziggysocki

11-19-2009, 09:57 AM

I always called it a gunt. confusion of gut and cunt. gross no matter the term used to describe it.. ewww.

Iowanian

11-19-2009, 10:02 AM

My Lord, that's not a camel toe....That's Jaba the Fupa

El Jefe

11-19-2009, 10:04 AM

He went to Jared......

LMAO Nice.

wildcat09

11-19-2009, 10:07 AM

I always called it a gunt. confusion of gut and ****. gross no matter the term used to describe it.. ewww.

I'm with this guy......I think I threw up in my mouth a little

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:20 AM

There's more of me to love.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:21 AM

You men are just superficial.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:22 AM

You guys are just stuck up.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:22 AM

You have to look beyond the cover.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:25 AM

More to a relationship then just sex. Is that all men ever think of?

So shallow.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:26 AM

I'm a member in good standing at Jenny Craigs.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:28 AM

I'm petite compared to Kristie Allie.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:28 AM

I can float in water easier then you.

Nixhex

11-19-2009, 10:30 AM

Don't forget the hydraulic lift. You'll need it to lift my FUPA high enough for vagine access.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:31 AM

They called me two ton tessie in school.

I only weight just one ton though.

Iowanian

11-19-2009, 10:31 AM

You guys are just stuck up.

It's not that I'm perfect or extremely picky, its' just that I've seen the little ship of horrors and I know that under a FUPA grow lamp like that, there is likely to be a man eater.

http://www.nissanpedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/littleshop.jpg

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:32 AM

You should just take a look at the manager break down in tears when i go in the buffet restaurant.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:34 AM

I've had people mistake me for an eclipse.

How silly people are.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:35 AM

They don't make chairs like they use to.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:36 AM

Curves even refused me.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:41 AM

Cholesterol checks are overrated.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:43 AM

I look small compared to Queen Latifah.

Frazod

11-19-2009, 10:44 AM

Trying to get to 11,000 today?

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:45 AM

When i was in Florida, Peta mistakenly thought i was a beached whale.

The nerve of them.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:46 AM

They don't make large pizzas like they use to.

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:48 AM

I can walk or roll me down the street. Can you do that?

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:50 AM

I can mimic an earthquake. Can you do that?

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:52 AM

I exceed most weight limits on bridges. Can you do that?

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:54 AM

I can cause a tidal wave. Can you do that?

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:56 AM

People in India are starving, haven't you heard?

The Franchise

11-19-2009, 10:57 AM

Holy post whore Batman!

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:57 AM

Doorways seem smaller these days.

wildcat09

11-19-2009, 10:58 AM

Please make it stop

Fairplay

11-19-2009, 10:59 AM

Shocks on cars aren't made like they use to.

gblowfish

11-19-2009, 11:02 AM

Is that chick Mangino's daughter?

wildcat09

11-19-2009, 11:07 AM

Is that chick Mangino's daughter?

Doubt it.....his daughters are actually not big

Kerberos

11-19-2009, 12:12 PM

Doubt it.....his daughters are actually not big

You mean his daughters didn't follow the fatass family tradition?

Boise_Chief

11-19-2009, 01:58 PM

Think i'm going to have to call BS.
www.guntpatrol.com bottom of the page.

King_Chief_Fan

11-19-2009, 02:36 PM

the real title of this thread should be.......I found out my girlfriend lied and is as big as a whale.....but I still love her....GoChiefs

King_Chief_Fan

11-19-2009, 02:37 PM

Think i'm going to have to call BS.
www.guntpatrol.com (http://www.guntpatrol.com) bottom of the page.

PWND!!!!!!!

Msmith

11-19-2009, 02:48 PM

so you are implying GoChiefs is making up these e-mail exchange for:

1. laugh at other people's discomfort

2. enhance his own popularity?

Pitt Gorilla

11-19-2009, 02:50 PM

I like how he lies about the deception part. Dude dropped her because she's a whale.

wildcat09

11-19-2009, 02:52 PM

You mean his daughters didn't follow the fatass family tradition?

All his kids are thin and athletic.......whooda thunk it?

Boise_Chief

11-19-2009, 02:56 PM

I think it just another internet chain myth. Someone found a pic of super gunt and made up a story for amusement and to see how far it would go.

Otter

11-19-2009, 03:00 PM

Judging from the photo with the dog I think God put her ass on backwards.

crazycoffey

11-19-2009, 03:40 PM

Hey bruther, I'm here to help. The Spanish and Dutchmen often refer to the bif as fapa. Fat above pussy area.

I've heard fupa before, fat upper pussy area....

gblowfish

11-19-2009, 04:15 PM

She needs to hook up with Herb Zipper. He'll pork ANYTHING!!

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KCUnited

11-19-2009, 04:17 PM

Charlie Wies likes pugs?

Hammock Parties

11-19-2009, 04:19 PM

WHORE!

ROFL

gblowfish

11-19-2009, 04:26 PM

Herb's got cool stuff to buy, too!
http://herbzipper.com/cybersexshop.html

InChiefsHeaven

11-20-2009, 08:30 AM

She needs to hook up with Herb Zipper. He'll pork ANYTHING!!

OK, THAT was awesome!!

KCKID58

11-20-2009, 09:45 AM

I heard of Camel toe, but Rhino toe???? Damn !!!

Dylan

11-20-2009, 12:48 PM

Oh My Gawd -- How did I miss this thread? LMAO

Iowanian

11-20-2009, 01:05 PM

The good thing about a girlfriend like that, is that if you should ever find yourself stranded in a blizzard, you could always climb inside that FUPA OF DOOM to keep warm like Han Solo when he cut open that giant lizard horse.